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(BBC-US)   Tesco employees are really bad at playing "knifey-spoony"   (bbc.com) divider line 15
    More: Stupid, Tesco, Liam Whelan  
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2014-03-14 05:53:40 PM  
4 votes:

TinyFist: I'm still missing a damned steak knife.

It's just me and the dog here.


crasstalk.com
2014-03-14 05:22:45 PM  
2 votes:
Was is this little vandal?
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-03-14 05:11:39 PM  
2 votes:
Stepmother has bigger problems than Tesco, I believe.
www.benchmarkcenter.com
2014-03-14 05:05:20 PM  
2 votes:
I'd rather play knife-wrench:

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-03-14 05:00:19 PM  
2 votes:
FTA:  "We do include a till prompt for proof of age on our self-service tills for some items. "

Like spoons. That's the funny part. It wasn't just an over-zealous cashier.
2014-03-14 04:22:41 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-14 10:33:49 PM  
1 votes:

ImpendingCynic: HairBolus: http://www.tesco.com/direct/tesco-value-teaspoons-5pce/378-4357.prd?p a geLevel=&skuId=378-4357

TESCO VALUE TEASPOONS 5PCE - £0.75
Stainless steel 18/0 Materials, Better Design
[tesco.scene7.com image 170x170]
5 for £0.75 is US .25 a piece.
As expensive as the UK is, some things are bizarrely super-cheap. You can go to a Boots and pick up a pack (10? 16? 20? pills) of generic paracetamol (acetaminophen) for like 19p. That's a fraction of what it would cost even at Target in the U.S.


19p? Outrageous! Our local corner shop has 16 packs of ibuprofen for 16p, paracetamol 16s is 15p and co-codamol (paracetamol&codeine) is £1.87 in Boots. I have no idea why basic pain relief is so expensive in the US, last time I was on holiday there I bought some Advil and couldn't believe how much you guys paid for plain old ibuprofen.

As for the teaspoons, it's a gateway utensil. Start off with just a few teaspoons here and there and before you know it you're in deep with dessert spoons then its just a short leap from there to full blown ladles.
2014-03-14 07:35:29 PM  
1 votes:

skinink: "...And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit."
[www.therpf.com image 362x470]


SPOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!

Also, GIS for "Combat Spoon":

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2014-03-14 07:10:28 PM  
1 votes:
SPOONMAN!
s29.postimg.orgcome together with your hands
2014-03-14 06:56:56 PM  
1 votes:

HairBolus: http://www.tesco.com/direct/tesco-value-teaspoons-5pce/378-4357.prd?p a geLevel=&skuId=378-4357

TESCO VALUE TEASPOONS 5PCE - £0.75
Stainless steel 18/0 Materials, Better Design
[tesco.scene7.com image 170x170]
5 for £0.75 is US .25 a piece.

As expensive as the UK is, some things are bizarrely super-cheap. You can go to a Boots and pick up a pack (10? 16? 20? pills) of generic paracetamol (acetaminophen) for like 19p. That's a fraction of what it would cost even at Target in the U.S.
2014-03-14 05:44:26 PM  
1 votes:

Prophet of Loss: Teaspoons are horrible weapons!

Don't believe me? Imagine being stabbed to death with a knife. Bad? Now, imagine a spoon.


Detective 1: I think he was stabbed to death repeatedly with a spoon.
Detective 2: What makes you say that?
Detective 1: Because I don't think there's terminal disease that makes the sufferer break out in dozens of little smiles.
2014-03-14 05:31:22 PM  
1 votes:

"...And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit."


www.therpf.com

2014-03-14 05:07:52 PM  
1 votes:

Tyrosine: FTA: "Knives, forks I can understand but teaspoons? No," she said.

Are you people farking daft? You believe it's reasonable to restrict the purchase of cutlery to persons over 18? Alcohol, tobacco, firearms, etc. I can understand age restrictions on, but cutlery?


It was hard growing up here as a teenager not being able to buy cutlery, but somehow we survived to adulthood.
2014-03-14 05:00:22 PM  
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: My question is how the fark these kids loose teaspoons?


They set the flame too high when cooking crack.
2014-03-14 05:00:07 PM  
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: My question is how the fark these kids loose teaspoons?


Probably had to throw them away because they were so charred from melting heroin.
 
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