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2014-03-14 01:44:42 PM  
Yes, it is sick that they seek to legislate their own tastes and standards and force everyone to be like they are.
 
2014-03-14 01:45:15 PM  
Then they should probably end their fascination with SPAM
 
2014-03-14 01:46:04 PM  
Hawaiians are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them.
 
2014-03-14 01:46:30 PM  
I don't really see what the problem is.  Someone suggested to me the other day that the meat in the Chinese food I was eating "might be stray cat."

I thought about it for a minute, decided it tasted pretty good, and as long as it wasn't diseased, riddled with live parasites, or otherwise going to harm me that I didn't really give a fark.
 
2014-03-14 01:46:37 PM  
Why can't you claim "But it's our culture!", much like the refrain from Hispanics.
 
2014-03-14 01:46:50 PM  
Nothing says Land of the Free like telling people what they can and cannot eat.
 
2014-03-14 01:46:50 PM  
Next thing we know, they'll demand to know what exactly is in the poi.
 
2014-03-14 01:52:49 PM  
This made me hungry.  Chinese for lunch everyone??
 
2014-03-14 01:55:01 PM  
I can't imagine cat or dog meat being very tasty, but whatever.
Either you're fine with eating animals or you're not, but be consistent - cows and pigs have feelings just like cats and dogs.
 
2014-03-14 01:57:07 PM  
When they say give me your paw. They are serious..
 
2014-03-14 01:57:40 PM  

Slaxl: Yes, it is sick that they seek to legislate their own tastes and standards and force everyone to be like they are.



What if it was your dog or cat that suddenly went missing... pets escape all the time- only there it's more likely they'd end up on someone's plate.
 
2014-03-14 02:01:19 PM  
Can't eat pussy in Hawaii? Guess I won't be going there...
 
2014-03-14 02:01:32 PM  
www.phoenixflowershops.com

/approves
 
2014-03-14 02:02:31 PM  
MASS HYSTERIA!
 
2014-03-14 02:04:33 PM  
I don't think I could eat a carnivore. It just seems backwards.
 
2014-03-14 02:04:50 PM  

Ex-Texan: Why can't you claim "But it's our culture!", much like the refrain from Hispanics.


Actually, you can. Ancient Hawaiians had dogs and regularly ate them. I imagine that current native Hawaiian groups would argue that it's part of their culture.
 
2014-03-14 02:08:58 PM  

Foxxinnia: I don't think I could eat a carnivore. It just seems backwards.


i61.tinypic.com
/oblig
 
2014-03-14 02:10:25 PM  

Foxxinnia: I don't think I could eat a carnivore. It just seems backwards.


so no tuna?
 
2014-03-14 02:11:02 PM  
Sadly none of the Asians will vote for it. Black dog is a delicacy in Hawaii.
 
2014-03-14 02:12:40 PM  

Foxxinnia: I don't think I could eat a carnivore. It just seems backwards.


We give our chickens steak and pork bones to pick the meat and fat off, it's guaranteed chaos in the coop from them fighting over it, but then we eat them later.
 
2014-03-14 02:13:20 PM  

WordsnCollision: [www.phoenixflowershops.com image 628x445]

/approves


And is adorable.

/SQUEEEEE!!!
 
2014-03-14 02:14:39 PM  

Foxxinnia: I don't think I could eat a carnivore. It just seems backwards.



Really?  Because quite a few species of fish are carnivores.
 
2014-03-14 02:15:41 PM  

sulco: Foxxinnia: I don't think I could eat a carnivore. It just seems backwards.

We give our chickens steak and pork bones to pick the meat and fat off, it's guaranteed chaos in the coop from them fighting over it, but then we eat them later.



I think I just found a legal way you can host a new version of cockfighting.
 
2014-03-14 02:16:44 PM  
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Does not approve

/maybe, possibly obscure?
 
2014-03-14 02:23:12 PM  
Remember that food truck in Florida that was selling lion tacos?

/Would never eat a domestic cat.
//But I would probably try a lion taco.
 
2014-03-14 02:24:03 PM  
Some people are gonna Flip over that.
 
2014-03-14 02:24:32 PM  

Ex-Texan: Why can't you claim "But it's our culture!", much like the refrain from Hispanics.


Do "Hispanics" eat something most Americans would consider to be taboo, or was that just a reason to mention Hispanics?

The_Sponge: Foxxinnia: I don't think I could eat a carnivore. It just seems backwards.

Really?  Because quite a few species of fish are carnivores.


And pigs are omnivores; is your reticence restricted solely to strict carnivores?
 
2014-03-14 02:25:08 PM  

The_Sponge: Remember that food truck in Florida that was selling lion tacos?

/Would never eat a domestic cat.
//But I would probably try a lion taco.


Would you eat a cougar taco?
 
2014-03-14 02:29:46 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: The_Sponge: Remember that food truck in Florida that was selling lion tacos?

/Would never eat a domestic cat.
//But I would probably try a lion taco.

Would you eat a cougar taco?


Well done
 
2014-03-14 02:32:04 PM  
ArcadianRefugee: Would you eat a cougar taco?

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-14 02:33:32 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: The_Sponge: Remember that food truck in Florida that was selling lion tacos?

/Would never eat a domestic cat.
//But I would probably try a lion taco.

Would you eat a cougar taco?


Only if you followed with a big glass of milf
 
2014-03-14 02:37:40 PM  
Submitter will only eat animals he thinks are not "cute" and determines anyone who doesn't is gross?

Not me. If I ever travel to a place that offers cat or dog, I don't see a reason not to accept. I've eaten alligator, worms and crickets already. All were tasty so far.
 
2014-03-14 02:38:53 PM  

netizencain: Hawaiians are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them.


Damn dude, are you always so quick to write off entire ethnicities?  You wan't to go on sheer numbers, white people are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them too?
 
2014-03-14 02:40:13 PM  

MrBallou: Foxxinnia: I don't think I could eat a carnivore. It just seems backwards.


/oblig


When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University
 
2014-03-14 02:43:15 PM  
Hawaiians are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them.

Damn dude, are you always so quick to write off entire ethnicities?  You wan't to go on sheer numbers, white people are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them too?



Yes. Individuals can be judged on their merits. Screw all groups of people.
 
2014-03-14 02:54:31 PM  

Foxxinnia: I don't think I could eat a carnivore. It just seems backwards.


That chicken would gladly eat you.
But yeah, parasite load, concentration of toxins and so on
 
2014-03-14 02:56:40 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: The_Sponge: Remember that food truck in Florida that was selling lion tacos?

/Would never eat a domestic cat.
//But I would probably try a lion taco.

Would you eat a cougar taco?



Already have.   ;-)
 
2014-03-14 03:02:21 PM  

The_Sponge: I think I just found a legal way you can host a new version of cockfighting.


Whoa, is that in innuendo for something else?

NTTAWWT
 
2014-03-14 03:08:44 PM  
As much as I like cats and dogs, I really can't find a justification to stop people from raising and eating them.
 
2014-03-14 03:13:14 PM  

netizencain: Hawaiians are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them.


In my experience, their racism is some of the most benign I've ever seen. They're totally aware of each other's race and even have stereotypes, yet they're totally accepting of each other, differences and all.

A very healthy kind of racism, I'd say.
 
2014-03-14 03:16:51 PM  
Are you kidding? In Florida they'll try to fark it.
 
2014-03-14 03:17:48 PM  

Masso: As much as I like cats and dogs, I really can't find a justification to stop people from raising and eating them.


But they are cute and cuddly!!!!

I always have found it strange that the same people who flip out over dogs, deer, and horses being used for food don't even blink when eating chickens, pork, or beef.  I guess acceptability for consumption is directly related to the quality of your PR.  If Disney routinely makes movies with you as the protagonist, you are ineligible for consumption.
 
2014-03-14 03:29:00 PM  

Gone to Plaid: netizencain: Hawaiians are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them.

Damn dude, are you always so quick to write off entire ethnicities?  You wan't to go on sheer numbers, white people are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them too?


Yes, but in the case of Hawaii, as Ballou said, the racism locals show towards the minorities is not entirely mean spirited, but still pervasive.

Oh, and Caucasians? They're a minority. Let that sink in for a minute, whitebread.
 
2014-03-14 03:50:02 PM  

rjakobi: Gone to Plaid: netizencain: Hawaiians are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them.

Damn dude, are you always so quick to write off entire ethnicities?  You wan't to go on sheer numbers, white people are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them too?

Yes, but in the case of Hawaii, as Ballou said, the racism locals show towards the minorities is not entirely mean spirited, but still pervasive.

Oh, and Caucasians? They're a minority. Let that sink in for a minute, whitebread.


I live in Hawaii (wife was born and raised, though not native Hawaiian) so I'm familiar with the demographics.  I do agree with Ballou above, but I would call it more prejudiced than racist.  Some locals tend to look down on the non-locals, not just white people.

Then there are the native Hawaiians that live on the Homesteads.  Doesn't matter if your family has lived on the island for 4 generations...no Hawaiian blood? Get off our island!  That's why you stay out of Waianae.
 
2014-03-14 03:52:20 PM  

Begoggle: Either you're fine with eating animals or you're not, but be consistent - cows and pigs have feelings just like cats and dogs.


I think of this every time there is a protest against eating horse meat.  An animal's cuteness factor shouldn't be a factor when deciding to eat it or not.

Sometimes I think the modern achievement of having meat in plastic packaging in a supermarket cooler removes the customer too far from what they're actually consuming.  They forget that they're eating.


shazbotuh: What if it was your dog or cat that suddenly went missing... pets escape all the time- only there it's more likely they'd end up on someone's plate.


Domestic cats really should be kept indoors.  They're terrible for the local bird population and tend to piss neighbors off with lawn and garden treats.  Not to mention that it greatly reduces the chance of parasites infecting them, or getting into a fight with an FIV infected cat.

And dogs should be behind fences when alone outdoors, too.  Again, neighbors tend to dislike treats left on their lawn.  Unless they enjoy flinging it back at their inconsiderate neighbors.
 
2014-03-14 04:00:02 PM  

shazbotuh: Slaxl: Yes, it is sick that they seek to legislate their own tastes and standards and force everyone to be like they are.


What if it was your dog or cat that suddenly went missing... pets escape all the time- only there it's more likely they'd end up on someone's plate.


*ctrl+f "catsup" - 0 results*

The only cat i'd have is one that's served up with fries, and... (snerk!!) Catsup!

Thank you, I'm here all night. Try the veal kitty.
 
2014-03-14 04:05:37 PM  

AMonkey'sUncle: Some people are gonna Flip over that.


Nice.

Also, that little kid eating watermelon jpeg goes right


(X)
 
2014-03-14 04:09:10 PM  

Slaxl: shazbotuh: Slaxl: Yes, it is sick that they seek to legislate their own tastes and standards and force everyone to be like they are.


What if it was your dog or cat that suddenly went missing... pets escape all the time- only there it's more likely they'd end up on someone's plate.

*ctrl+f "catsup" - 0 results*

The only cat i'd have is one that's served up with fries, and... (snerk!!) Catsup!

Thank you, I'm here all night. Try the veal kitty.



How 'bout NO.
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-03-14 04:11:06 PM  

Gone to Plaid: rjakobi: Gone to Plaid: netizencain: Hawaiians are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them.

Damn dude, are you always so quick to write off entire ethnicities?  You wan't to go on sheer numbers, white people are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them too?

Yes, but in the case of Hawaii, as Ballou said, the racism locals show towards the minorities is not entirely mean spirited, but still pervasive.

Oh, and Caucasians? They're a minority. Let that sink in for a minute, whitebread.

I live in Hawaii (wife was born and raised, though not native Hawaiian) so I'm familiar with the demographics.  I do agree with Ballou above, but I would call it more prejudiced than racist.  Some locals tend to look down on the non-locals, not just white people.

Then there are the native Hawaiians that live on the Homesteads.  Doesn't matter if your family has lived on the island for 4 generations...no Hawaiian blood? Get off our island!  That's why you stay out of Waianae.


My bf is native, born, raised here, Hawaiian blood and all. Because he looks haole (some German blood in his family made him blond hair/blue eyed growing up) he has told me stories of racism he's experienced growing up. Funny thing is, he said he got the most heat from non-Hawaiian locals.
 
2014-03-14 04:14:34 PM  

netizencain: Hawaiians are some of the most racist farks out there.  Screw them.


I hope you farking die in a fire.  Scratch that, get horribly maimed and crippled, but live another 50 years, you farking haole.

/just giving you material for your hate-spank-bank
 
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