If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Huffington Post)   So why were pictures of Osama Bin Laden never released? They apparently had to scoop him into the body bag with a spatula   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 53
    More: Sick, Osama bin Laden, U.S., United States Special Operations Forces, Land law  
•       •       •

24538 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2014 at 1:06 PM (32 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-03-14 01:14:21 PM  
14 votes:
www.goldenspatula.net
2014-03-14 01:16:52 PM  
7 votes:
The gruesome photo in question:

3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-14 02:35:45 PM  
6 votes:

m00: Mugato: Are you insane? Do you have any idea how many attempts on his life there'd be if people even knew he was in the country, let alone having a public trial? Because I don't but I'm guessing it'd be a lot. And while I obviously wouldn't care about his life, I can see innocent people getting hurt from stray gunfire, I can even imagine American suicide bombers. Fark that noise. They did the right thing.

So just to be clear... your position is that we should execute prisoners without a trial because innocent people might die when vigilantes try and kill said prisoner.

Cuz we managed to try the Nazis. We gave Eichmann a trial. But bin Laden... that's bullet-to-the-head w/o a trial.


upload.wikimedia.org

Let's all talk about Nazis!
Let's all talk about Nazis!
Let's all talk about Nazis!
And ignore the actual thread!
2014-03-14 01:11:40 PM  
6 votes:

Superjew: Chris Ween: It was an assassination and that is not what I believe in.

No it wasn't.  Unless you think a guy can organize and carry out an attack that kills thousands of people then just say "time out guys, I'm not playing right now".


To be fair, he was at home base. Everyone is safe at home base.
2014-03-14 01:30:52 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-14 01:20:20 PM  
5 votes:

Cymbal: Lsherm: But this is perhaps the most measured and polite description that one could give of how operator after operator took turns dumping magazines-worth of ammunition into Bin Laden's body, two confidential sources within the community have told us. When all was said and done, UBL had over a hundred bullets in him, by the most conservative estimate.

I cannot believe a team that was waiting for extraction after already crashing a helicopter would break discipline like that.  They were already pressed for time, the house was full of children, and they weren't supposed to be in Pakistan in the first place.  When were they supposed to play target practice with his body?

I'm sure the ship they dumped his body into the sea from had plenty of places for target practice.


mediafieldsjournal.squarespace.comWhat the dumping may have looked like.
2014-03-14 12:46:22 PM  
5 votes:
Trust me, when Obama farts a guy's face off, you don't want to see the aftermath.
2014-03-14 01:41:48 PM  
4 votes:

Nick Nostril: Pre chewed for the sharks. Nice of them.


I never thought I would see a scenario where I would consider Osama a good chum.
2014-03-14 01:24:07 PM  
4 votes:
EXCLUSIVE BIN LADEN AUTOPSY PHOTOS!!!
www.zerohedge.com
2014-03-14 01:20:47 PM  
4 votes:

scottydoesntknow: To be fair, he was at home base. Everyone is safe at home base.


Nuh-uh, he forgot to say "Allah allah oxen free."
2014-03-14 12:27:08 PM  
4 votes:

Old_Chief_Scott: James!: Well that's just a misuse of a cooking implement right there.  I hope they ran it through the dish washer a couple of times after.

That's not how it works.

The SEALs don't carry any sort of utensils at all. When they eat the hold the meat in their hands and rip it from the bone with their teeth. They probably sent the junior guy downstairs to the kitchen to find a spatula, used it, and then left it behind, because let's face it, a spatula is a pretty shiatty souvenir.


They should train that guy a little better then.  A spatula isn't what you want for picking up viscera. What you want is a ladle.

It's what I use... er... Would use...
2014-03-14 12:20:32 PM  
4 votes:
Well that's just a misuse of a cooking implement right there.  I hope they ran it through the dish washer a couple of times after.
2014-03-14 01:33:55 PM  
3 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: Trust me, when Obama farts a guy's face off, you don't want to see the aftermath.



inventorspot.com
inventorspot.com
2014-03-14 01:19:04 PM  
3 votes:
i1.ytimg.com

Buy 9 spatulas and get the 10th for just a penny!
2014-03-14 01:12:08 PM  
3 votes:
Sounds like the sort of thing you'd do if you needed to fake an Osama killing. Mutilate the body beyond recognition, dump it in the sea at night. Nobody's any the wiser that he died in a cave years ago. Everybody gets to pat themselves on the back.

Have fun with that, conspiracy theorists.
2014-03-14 12:23:36 PM  
3 votes:

James!: Well that's just a misuse of a cooking implement right there.  I hope they ran it through the dish washer a couple of times after.


That's not how it works.

The SEALs don't carry any sort of utensils at all. When they eat the hold the meat in their hands and rip it from the bone with their teeth. They probably sent the junior guy downstairs to the kitchen to find a spatula, used it, and then left it behind, because let's face it, a spatula is a pretty shiatty souvenir.
2014-03-14 02:29:30 PM  
2 votes:
The truth nobody wants to hear is that Osama is alive and well and flying the missing jetliner
2014-03-14 01:43:39 PM  
2 votes:
i536.photobucket.com
2014-03-14 01:18:24 PM  
2 votes:
So he could have died from lead poisoning.
2014-03-14 01:15:01 PM  
2 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Sounds like the sort of thing you'd do if you needed to fake an Osama killing. Mutilate the body beyond recognition, dump it in the sea at night. Nobody's any the wiser that he died in a cave years ago. Everybody gets to pat themselves on the back.

Have fun with that, conspiracy theorists.


Or did he shave his beard, change one letter of his name, and become President of the United States? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
2014-03-14 01:12:13 PM  
2 votes:
Pics or it didn't happen.
2014-03-14 01:09:07 PM  
2 votes:

slayer199: Head shots are particularly gory...and I'm guessing they unloaded a lot of those hundred shots into his head...there was probably nothing left.


Hundred shots? I would hope the Navy SEALs have better fire discipline than the NYPD.
2014-03-14 12:34:50 PM  
2 votes:

James!: They should train that guy a little better then.  A spatula isn't what you want for picking up viscera. What you want is a ladle.


You can't use a ladle on a floor. You use a spatula so you can kind of scrape things into little piles and then sort of flick it into the bag. I'm told that steel ones with a good edge work best, but I suppose if the Bin Ladens cared about their non-stick cookware this might not have been available.
2014-03-14 06:07:50 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-14 03:02:22 PM  
1 votes:
The SEALs had no business shooting him that many times. Now he is triple dog dead, and that is as dead as someone can get. (It goes dead, dog dead, double dead, double dog dead, triple dead, and finaly triple dog dead) We only needed him double dog dead at the most, and the SEALS caused a serious breach of etiquette by skipping tripple dead, and going straight for triple dog dead.

There are rules to this shiat. Like you can shoot a soldier with a 7.62 rifle round, but not a 120mm tank shell. Do you have any idea how bad that farks up your spirit in the afterlife?
2014-03-14 02:58:46 PM  
1 votes:
It's a good thing they didn't catch him in Cleveland.
2014-03-14 02:56:56 PM  
1 votes:
And the real hero of the raid, who fired all those shots?

img0.joyreactor.com

I'm glad they pumped him with enough lead to build a dozen anchors! I hope they Gahdafied him with their guns afterwards!
2014-03-14 02:47:01 PM  
1 votes:

serfdood: Were the bullets dipped in pigs blood?


Hey, why do your mags always smell like bacon?

Because you gotta defile the corpse to make sure they don't come back.
2014-03-14 02:44:56 PM  
1 votes:
They had to soften him up so that the pig could eat him quickly.
2014-03-14 02:32:55 PM  
1 votes:
i47.photobucket.com
2014-03-14 02:31:47 PM  
1 votes:

m00: But my point is Osama I'm sure has some knowledge of similar shady stuff the US has done, that our government doesn't want to get out. Because it's a "National Secret" which means it's horribly offensive and US citizens would disapprove if they knew about it. That's why he wasn't captured,


That is not why he wasn't captured.

First of all, we change allies and enemies all the time. That's nothing new.

Second, what do you think they would have given him a podcast or something?
2014-03-14 02:27:22 PM  
1 votes:

WordsnCollision: Doctor Funkenstein: Trust me, when Obama farts a guy's face off, you don't want to see the aftermath.


[inventorspot.com image 640x464]
[inventorspot.com image 640x426]


Of course the Kenyan usurper would use the traditional gun of his people and not a 'Murrican rifle.
m00
2014-03-14 02:09:04 PM  
1 votes:

shanteyman: It was an assassination and that is not what I believe in.

Then how would you have wanted the operation to go down ? " Gee Mr. Bin Laden, you'll have to come with us now " ?


Why not? Doesn't the CIA snatch people all the time? Hit him with a pile of beanbags from a shotgun, followed by a taser, put a bag over his head, carry him out. Seal Team 6 is CERTAINLY capable of this. Have a PUBLIC trial. That would have been far more impressive to me than a hit team.

But the problem is Bin Laden would reveal some secrets about how he was secretly funded and trained by the Carter, Reagan, and Clinton administrations to fight first the Soviets, and then later cause instability in "belligerent nations" we didn't like. And he probably had receipts for hundreds of millions of dollars the US gave him, and he would have loved a public trial to explain how he was a monster of our creation, trained and funded by us.

THAT is why we didn't capture him.
2014-03-14 01:53:24 PM  
1 votes:
It was probably like that scene in Dogma, with the Golgothan.

www.headinjurytheater.com

Jay: Smoke that motherfarker like it aint no thang!
2014-03-14 01:49:03 PM  
1 votes:

flynn80: scottydoesntknow: If the guy personally orchestrated (and claimed responsibility for) the killings of thousands of people all over the world, I really would not have a problem with it.

IF...  The videos of him claiming responsibility were proven to be Fakes, to this day the FBI doesn't have any evidence linking him.  Bush and Cheney openly laugh and Joke about the thousands they are responsible for killing in Iraq.


WTF are you talking about? You're gonna need a big ole citation for that, and it can't be from a birther/truther site.

Do I need to flag you as a 9/11 truther now?
2014-03-14 01:48:36 PM  
1 votes:
In the video's the CIA released he kept getting younger so I guess it was a fetus when they aborted it.
2014-03-14 01:44:45 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: If the guy personally orchestrated (and claimed responsibility for) the killings of thousands of people all over the world, I really would not have a problem with it.


IF...  The videos of him claiming responsibility were proven to be Fakes, to this day the FBI doesn't have any evidence linking him.  Bush and Cheney openly laugh and Joke about the thousands they are responsible for killing in Iraq.
2014-03-14 01:31:57 PM  
1 votes:
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-03-14 01:28:30 PM  
1 votes:

Chris Ween: shanteyman: It was an assassination and that is not what I believe in.

Then how would you have wanted the operation to go down ? " Gee Mr. Bin Laden, you'll have to come with us now " ?

Well, all previous reports were that he was unarmed.  I'd think a big fat American Seal could handle him.


Almost any pinniped could have by that point
2014-03-14 01:26:25 PM  
1 votes:
I just hope the fish didn't choke on any bullet fragments.
2014-03-14 01:25:22 PM  
1 votes:
Well I'm glad these psychopaths are on our side.
2014-03-14 01:22:22 PM  
1 votes:
The farker killed thousands of people in America and bombed the shiat out of Iraqi civilians.  He got off easy with only 100 rounds in his sorry arse.
2014-03-14 01:22:11 PM  
1 votes:
They should have brought him back to stand trial.
2014-03-14 01:20:16 PM  
1 votes:

Chris Ween: I'd think a big fat American Seal could handle him.


i184.photobucket.com
2014-03-14 01:17:31 PM  
1 votes:
i59.tinypic.com
2014-03-14 01:13:08 PM  
1 votes:
But..... the body in Zero Dark Thirty looked intact.... I'm really confused.
2014-03-14 01:12:44 PM  
1 votes:
pics.indavideo.hu
2014-03-14 01:12:40 PM  
1 votes:
Count me in on the "team don't give a shiat."

Farker's dead. Doesn't matter to me how many bullets they used, if they ran him over with a steamroller, or dropped an Acme safe on him. So long as he's dead, it's fine with me. If they used too much force, well, overkill is my favorite kind of kill.
2014-03-14 01:10:50 PM  
1 votes:
images.fineartamerica.com
2014-03-14 01:10:22 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2014-03-14 01:03:59 PM  
1 votes:
It was an assassination and that is not what I believe in.  That said, I'm not particularly worried if they had to use a wet vac to put him the body bag.
2014-03-14 12:45:39 PM  
1 votes:
So they were blowing off some steam. Boys will be boys. Are we supposed to be outraged over this?
2014-03-14 12:14:21 PM  
1 votes:
Look at all the farks I give.....
 
Displayed 53 of 53 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report