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(Huffington Post)   So why were pictures of Osama Bin Laden never released? They apparently had to scoop him into the body bag with a spatula   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 363
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2014-03-14 01:15:07 PM
He kept coming right at them!

Sounds like they could have used a shop vac too.
 
2014-03-14 01:15:31 PM

scottydoesntknow: Chris Ween: shanteyman: It was an assassination and that is not what I believe in.

Then how would you have wanted the operation to go down ? " Gee Mr. Bin Laden, you'll have to come with us now " ?

Well, all previous reports were that he was unarmed.  I'd think a big fat American Seal could handle him.

The circuses that would've followed were not worth it.

Millions would be spent putting him on trial and all that shiat.


But pretgending it was anything but a kill order is silly. We all know the truth.
 
2014-03-14 01:15:47 PM

Chris Ween: shanteyman: It was an assassination and that is not what I believe in.

Then how would you have wanted the operation to go down ? " Gee Mr. Bin Laden, you'll have to come with us now " ?

Well, all previous reports were that he was unarmed.  I'd think a big fat American Seal could handle him.


Yeah, those Seals are usually really fat.  And they probably didn't have shoot to kill orders.
 
2014-03-14 01:16:11 PM
Meh, except that these Seals are the most elite of our military and should know better.

But yeah, meh.
 
2014-03-14 01:16:18 PM

macadamnut: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Sounds like the sort of thing you'd do if you needed to fake an Osama killing. Mutilate the body beyond recognition, dump it in the sea at night. Nobody's any the wiser that he died in a cave years ago. Everybody gets to pat themselves on the back.

Have fun with that, conspiracy theorists.

Or did he shave his beard, change one letter of his name, and become President of the United States? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!


I heard he was working as a low level accountant at Goldman Sachs.
 
2014-03-14 01:16:21 PM

Lsherm: But this is perhaps the most measured and polite description that one could give of how operator after operator took turns dumping magazines-worth of ammunition into Bin Laden's body, two confidential sources within the community have told us. When all was said and done, UBL had over a hundred bullets in him, by the most conservative estimate.

I cannot believe a team that was waiting for extraction after already crashing a helicopter would break discipline like that.  They were already pressed for time, the house was full of children, and they weren't supposed to be in Pakistan in the first place.  When were they supposed to play target practice with his body?


I'm sure the ship they dumped his body into the sea from had plenty of places for target practice.
 
2014-03-14 01:16:22 PM
Sounds like BS to me. They knew thet had to bring the body back, so why make that mess for themselves? Plus, the pictures from his bedroom taken by the Pakistanis don't reflect this allegation. (I believe there are pics of OBL's room after the raid floating around on the internet)

And if it is true? Meh.
 
2014-03-14 01:16:44 PM

MrBallou: scottydoesntknow: Mugato: So they were blowing off some steam. Boys will be boys. Are we supposed to be outraged over this?

Not just some steam, but 10 years worth of steam built up searching for one of the most hated men on the planet.

I call shenanigans.

I have a hard time believing Seal Team 6 would take time during an operation to burn through mags of ammo and I don't think they had another opportunity to do it on the helicopter or on-board ship.

"According to unnamed sources" sounds more like BS bragging by people not even involved in the op.


Virtually every spec-ops team prides themselves on how little they have to fire their weapons to accomplish their mission. I agree that it sounds like some BS from a clueless twit.
 
2014-03-14 01:16:49 PM
True story: I once spanked a fat chick with a spatula.  They really are multipurpose tools.
 
2014-03-14 01:16:52 PM
The gruesome photo in question:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-14 01:17:02 PM

Chris Ween: scottydoesntknow: Chris Ween: shanteyman: It was an assassination and that is not what I believe in.

Then how would you have wanted the operation to go down ? " Gee Mr. Bin Laden, you'll have to come with us now " ?

Well, all previous reports were that he was unarmed.  I'd think a big fat American Seal could handle him.

The circuses that would've followed were not worth it.

Millions would be spent putting him on trial and all that shiat.

But pretgending it was anything but a kill order is silly. We all know the truth.


I don't think anyone's pretending...
 
2014-03-14 01:17:05 PM

farkingismybusiness: [www.goldenspatula.net image 322x228]


Came here to post this.
 
2014-03-14 01:17:31 PM
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-14 01:17:50 PM

fireclown: Pics or it didn't happen.


Pics are fairly useless nowadays in the age pf Photoshop. I believe them, if only because Bin Laden probably would have made another tape to show he's still alive once he heard he was "killed". That would not have been good for Obama or the rest of the country.
 
2014-03-14 01:18:04 PM
Good.
 
2014-03-14 01:18:24 PM
So he could have died from lead poisoning.
 
2014-03-14 01:18:25 PM
Can't say i give a shiat about Bin Laden's dead body, but you really would expect a lot more discipline from the best of the best.  It's rather disheartening if our top men are about as professional as Blackwater.
 
2014-03-14 01:18:38 PM

PhiloeBedoe: He still won...


Expect a visit from the Department of Homeland Security, citizen.
 
2014-03-14 01:18:45 PM
I see no problem with this.
 
2014-03-14 01:19:00 PM
The biggest mistake the hero makes in the movie is thinking he killed the bad guy without really, really making sure.
 
2014-03-14 01:19:02 PM
Yeah right. This wasn't NYPD shooting at an unarmed black guy. They weren't dropping mags into him and reloading. You aren't gonna blow more ammo than you need to if you have a potential firefight ahead.
 
2014-03-14 01:19:04 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Buy 9 spatulas and get the 10th for just a penny!
 
2014-03-14 01:19:09 PM

MrBallou: scottydoesntknow: Mugato: So they were blowing off some steam. Boys will be boys. Are we supposed to be outraged over this?

Not just some steam, but 10 years worth of steam built up searching for one of the most hated men on the planet.

I call shenanigans.

I have a hard time believing Seal Team 6 would take time during an operation to burn through mags of ammo and I don't think they had another opportunity to do it on the helicopter or on-board ship.

"According to unnamed sources" sounds more like BS bragging by people not even involved in the op.


And remember there was a live feed to the white house.  I doubt the guys on the raid would have been farking around shooting rounds into a dead body.
 
2014-03-14 01:19:09 PM
"Sources claim."
 
2014-03-14 01:19:33 PM

Mugato: fireclown: Pics or it didn't happen.

Pics are fairly useless nowadays in the age pf Photoshop. I believe them, if only because Bin Laden probably would have made another tape to show he's still alive once he heard he was "killed". That would not have been good for Obama or the rest of the country.


Evidence of any kind, or it didn't happen?
 
2014-03-14 01:20:09 PM
Gee, what a shame.
 
2014-03-14 01:20:14 PM

toraque: True story: I once spanked a fat chick with a spatula.  They really are multipurpose tools.


Greasing up the spatula before you cook.  Nice.
 
2014-03-14 01:20:16 PM

Chris Ween: I'd think a big fat American Seal could handle him.


i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-14 01:20:18 PM
I don't care if they made flowers on his mutilated carbon-based matter:  He's dead, job well done whether it was 1 bullet or 1000.
 
2014-03-14 01:20:20 PM

Cymbal: Lsherm: But this is perhaps the most measured and polite description that one could give of how operator after operator took turns dumping magazines-worth of ammunition into Bin Laden's body, two confidential sources within the community have told us. When all was said and done, UBL had over a hundred bullets in him, by the most conservative estimate.

I cannot believe a team that was waiting for extraction after already crashing a helicopter would break discipline like that.  They were already pressed for time, the house was full of children, and they weren't supposed to be in Pakistan in the first place.  When were they supposed to play target practice with his body?

I'm sure the ship they dumped his body into the sea from had plenty of places for target practice.


mediafieldsjournal.squarespace.comWhat the dumping may have looked like.
 
2014-03-14 01:20:41 PM

dfacto: Can't say i give a shiat about Bin Laden's dead body, but you really would expect a lot more discipline from the best of the best.


If reports of them desecrating his bullet-ridden corpse pop up, then talk about discipline. Otherwise, these guys were acting on behalf of pretty much every American, so I don't blame them one bit. I would have done the same.
 
2014-03-14 01:20:47 PM

scottydoesntknow: To be fair, he was at home base. Everyone is safe at home base.


Nuh-uh, he forgot to say "Allah allah oxen free."
 
2014-03-14 01:20:52 PM
Shot at least 100 times? I honestly can't think of a more deserving guy than bin Laden.

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2014-03-14 01:21:27 PM

toraque: True story: I once spanked a fat chick with a spatula.  They really are multipurpose tools.


Was it just used to cook bacon? Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2014-03-14 01:21:38 PM

MrBallou: PhiloeBedoe: He still won...

Expect a visit from the Department of Homeland Security, citizen.


Yeah, even saying that semi-facetiously kinda proves it...
 
2014-03-14 01:22:11 PM
They should have brought him back to stand trial.
 
2014-03-14 01:22:19 PM
Why his body must have looked like it had been crushed with several million tons of construction debris, airliner remnants and office supplies.

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2014-03-14 01:22:22 PM
The farker killed thousands of people in America and bombed the shiat out of Iraqi civilians.  He got off easy with only 100 rounds in his sorry arse.
 
2014-03-14 01:22:27 PM
"Initial reports claimed two shots were fired to kill bin Laden. While that number climbed in later reports, the claims of "over a hundred bullets" would suggest a level of savagery and, as SOFREP puts it, "self-indulgence" not admitted in prior accounts of the operation."

i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-14 01:22:38 PM

scottydoesntknow: Millions would be spent putting him on trial and all that shiat.


And he'd require more protective custody than a mafia snitch. Others could have gotten killed from all the assassination attempts on him.
 
2014-03-14 01:22:41 PM
I beleive they officially buried the bag at sea.  Probably even took a few pictures to make sure it was legit.

I also beleive they had a couple frogmen in the water to retrieve the bag and take it over to the helicopter carrier.   to keep later, just in case they needed to prove they had killed him and not some other clown.
 
2014-03-14 01:22:46 PM

poot_rootbeer: scottydoesntknow: To be fair, he was at home base. Everyone is safe at home base.

Nuh-uh, he forgot to say "Allah allah oxen free."


[slowclap.gif]
 
2014-03-14 01:24:07 PM
EXCLUSIVE BIN LADEN AUTOPSY PHOTOS!!!
www.zerohedge.com
 
2014-03-14 01:24:56 PM

farkingismybusiness: [www.goldenspatula.net image 322x228]


Thank you.  Surprised it took so long.
 
2014-03-14 01:25:11 PM

MrBallou: scottydoesntknow: Mugato: So they were blowing off some steam. Boys will be boys. Are we supposed to be outraged over this?

Not just some steam, but 10 years worth of steam built up searching for one of the most hated men on the planet.

I call shenanigans.

I have a hard time believing Seal Team 6 would take time during an operation to burn through mags of ammo and I don't think they had another opportunity to do it on the helicopter or on-board ship.

"According to unnamed sources" sounds more like BS bragging by people not even involved in the op.


Pretty much this. Not exactly a credible source for the article. A few extra rounds to "make sure", okay...unloading a pile of ammo needlessly while in a *very* hot spot, that doesn't make any sense.

Either way, though, who cares, other than the compound cleaning lady?
 
2014-03-14 01:25:22 PM
Well I'm glad these psychopaths are on our side.
 
2014-03-14 01:25:50 PM
"Typical cyclic rates of fire are 460-900 RPM for assault rifles, 1,000-1,100 RPM in some cases, 900-1,200 RPM for submachine guns and machine pistols, and 600-1,200 RPM for machine guns. "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rate_of_fire#Cyclic_rate

Hundreds of bullets would have taken only seconds to fire, from multiple shooters.

Oh, and, meh.  But it's good they didn't release the photos.
 
2014-03-14 01:26:25 PM
I just hope the fish didn't choke on any bullet fragments.
 
2014-03-14 01:26:55 PM
anthonyjosephevans.com
Body Bag trifecta in play!
 
2014-03-14 01:27:03 PM
someone cares about this?
 
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