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(Huffington Post)   Here are the four people at CNN currently fighting over who gets to replace Piers Morgan as not a news anchor   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 74
    More: Misc, Piers Morgan, CNN, Don Lemon, Bill Weir, Jake Tapper  
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2014-03-14 12:07:05 PM  
It's not going to be anyone remotely conservative, so Tapper and Smerconish are non-starters.  If it's going to be an in-house promotion--I'd bet on Lemon
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-03-14 12:17:16 PM  
BS. It'll be Jay Leno.
 
2014-03-14 01:18:05 PM  
What Grinds My Gears starring Alec Baldwin.
 
2014-03-14 01:20:56 PM  
If I ran CNN, that slot would be filled by a nightly version of "Piper's Pit" starring Rowdy Roddy Piper.
 
2014-03-14 01:22:01 PM  
Science and nostalgia are big now. Is that kid who had a report due on space available?
 
2014-03-14 01:47:41 PM  
Give it to Tony Bourdain.

He's the only watchable thing on that channel.
 
2014-03-14 01:50:00 PM  

jake_lex: If I ran CNN, that slot would be filled by a nightly version of "Piper's Pit" starring Rowdy Roddy Piper.


CNN should hire you.
 
2014-03-14 01:51:01 PM  
Hand It To Me, with Miles O'Brien

/too soon?
 
2014-03-14 01:55:50 PM  
Don Lemon.  It would be two hours of solid gay.
 
2014-03-14 01:55:50 PM  
Only thing on CNN worth watching:
static.squarespace.com
 
2014-03-14 01:56:23 PM  
It should be noted that this man:
i1.mirror.co.uk

once punched Piers Morgan
www.resistthetyranny.com

So hard in the face that he broke his hand.
 
2014-03-14 01:57:57 PM  

ranak: Only thing on CNN worth watching:
[static.squarespace.com image 281x400]


4.bp.blogspot.com

You forgot one.
 
2014-03-14 01:58:51 PM  
FTFA Michael Smerconish

One of the many reasons I stopped listening to XM Radio POTUS was this idiot.  I'm sure the first 15 minutes of every show will be him obsessing over Philadelphia.

/then again I haven't watched CNN in years so I'm not sure why I care
 
2014-03-14 01:59:24 PM  

BalugaJoe: Don Lemon.  It would be two hours of solid gay.


Would it be a Lemmon party?
 
2014-03-14 01:59:36 PM  
Awesome, somebody read my hate mail to CNN about that pompous prick. (I'm sure that was it).

Id watch Don Lemon, like Tony Bourdain better.
 
2014-03-14 02:00:20 PM  

BalugaJoe: Don Lemon.  It would be two hours of solid gay.


Hope it doesn't get too hot; then they'd end up with liquid gay.
 
2014-03-14 02:00:33 PM  

ranak: Only thing on CNN worth watching:
[static.squarespace.com image 281x400]


Holy sweet mother of god....
 
2014-03-14 02:01:49 PM  

ranak: Only thing on CNN worth watching:
[static.squarespace.com image 281x400]


I need a name!  A NAME!!!!
 
2014-03-14 02:02:42 PM  
No one can truly replace Piers Morgan. There's just not that much douche available.
 
2014-03-14 02:04:43 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-14 02:04:48 PM  

jake_lex: If I ran CNN, that slot would be filled by a nightly version of "Piper's Pit" starring Rowdy Roddy Piper.


*Applause*

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2014-03-14 02:05:26 PM  

Beerguy: ranak: Only thing on CNN worth watching:
[static.squarespace.com image 281x400]



You forgot one.


She's not hot... Or maybe you've just had the volume on mute when she's been talking.
 
2014-03-14 02:05:26 PM  

jake_lex: If I ran CNN, that slot would be filled by a nightly version of "Piper's Pit" starring Rowdy Roddy Piper.


I can't give enough +1's
 
2014-03-14 02:05:30 PM  
If they literally fight each other to the death with 1 or 0 people remaining alive, I will end my boycott of CNN.
 
2014-03-14 02:05:44 PM  
An hour of Naked News would make the ratings rise. Among other things.
 
2014-03-14 02:06:42 PM  

QuillofNumenor: ranak: Only thing on CNN worth watching:
[static.squarespace.com image 281x400]

I need a name!  A NAME!!!!


notsureifserious.jpg

Robin Meade, mornings on HLN
 
2014-03-14 02:06:44 PM  
Fareed Zakaria is the only reason I watch CNN anymore. Well I guess him and Anderson Cooper. Fareed is technical too ugly for TV but he give an intellectual well thought out debate on the worlds issues. Fox viewers won't watch him because he is Indian.
 
2014-03-14 02:06:55 PM  
(There are apparently no women being considered.)

You said Don Lemon.
 
2014-03-14 02:07:17 PM  

QuillofNumenor: ranak: Only thing on CNN worth watching:
[static.squarespace.com image 281x400]

I need a name!  A NAME!!!!


That's Robin Meade. Does the morning news on HLN. Can't believe everyone doesn't already know about her.

www.mediabistro.com
 
2014-03-14 02:08:20 PM  
Any four of those people are a losing battle.  CNN desperately needs a change of culture, not just some bland name that's going to carry out a weak product.
 
2014-03-14 02:08:38 PM  

mbillips: QuillofNumenor: ranak: Only thing on CNN worth watching:
[static.squarespace.com image 281x400]

I need a name!  A NAME!!!!

That's Robin Meade. Does the morning news on HLN. Can't believe everyone doesn't already know about her.

[www.mediabistro.com image 500x350]


Thing is?  The CNN morning show is unwatchably bad.  It's completely and totally farking horrible.

BBC is where it's at.
 
2014-03-14 02:09:46 PM  
If you haven't watched it, you might want to check out Al Jazeera America

Yeah, be one of the dozens. There are more people in this thread right now.

It's just the latest lefty broadcasting fail.
 
2014-03-14 02:09:46 PM  
Could you imagine it being Jay Leno? God dammit.
 
2014-03-14 02:09:59 PM  
Anybody. Anybody but that insufferable asshat  Piers Morgan.
 
2014-03-14 02:10:42 PM  
We need a liberal Fox News. No need for real news these days. Let's allow that network to further poison american politics.
 
2014-03-14 02:11:03 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: mbillips: QuillofNumenor: ranak: Only thing on CNN worth watching:
[static.squarespace.com image 281x400]

I need a name!  A NAME!!!!

That's Robin Meade. Does the morning news on HLN. Can't believe everyone doesn't already know about her.

[www.mediabistro.com image 500x350]

Thing is?  The CNN morning show is unwatchably bad.  It's completely and totally farking horrible.

BBC is where it's at.


Oh, I won't watch ANY teevee news; too stupid and generally unwatchable. I check out BBC's morning news if something's breaking; otherwise I'm strictly print/web. CNN is godawful, but watching Fox 'n' Friends can actually cause permanent brain damage.
 
2014-03-14 02:11:35 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Thing is? The CNN morning show is unwatchably bad. It's completely and totally farking horrible.


True. It manages to be one of the worst things on daytime TV. Which, is already a nuclear dump of crap.
 
2014-03-14 02:14:55 PM  

wambu: Anybody. Anybody but that insufferable asshat  Piers Morgan.


So then, Nancy Grace it is! :D
 
2014-03-14 02:15:56 PM  
I'd rather see them hire a not news anchor.
 
2014-03-14 02:17:39 PM  
www.karenecarlson.com
 
2014-03-14 02:17:42 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: If you haven't watched it, you might want to check out Al Jazeera America

Yeah, be one of the dozens. There are more people in this thread right now.

It's just the latest lefty broadcasting fail.


Ah, yet another savant who hasn't ever watched Al Jazeera America, and thus knows all about it. They've got this weird formula of just reporting straight news stories, all over the world, without much in the way of commentary. And they don't cover a lot of American politics. Unlike the other cable networks, who take 15 minutes to cover some BS bickering in DC, and then turn it into a partisan shouting match for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes.

Fox/MSNBC/CNN mad lib: Are you and your children in danger from [ nonexistent threat ]? Follow our coverage to learn how to protect yourself, and learn what it all means for the 2014 midterms!
 
2014-03-14 02:19:23 PM  
d13pix9kaak6wt.cloudfront.net
 
2014-03-14 02:21:03 PM  

wambu: Anybody. Anybody but that insufferable asshat  Piers Morgan.


It sounds like you've never been properly in love.
 
2014-03-14 02:22:24 PM  

ranak: Only thing on CNN worth watching:
[static.squarespace.com image 281x400]


Technically that is *2* reasons to watch

/ pair of bewbs
// use only one bra?
/// consistency people please!
 
2014-03-14 02:27:31 PM  
img.fark.net
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-14 02:42:25 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-14 02:42:38 PM  

The Fett: [img.fark.net image 850x564]


i.dailymail.co.uk

hunkofjunk.squarespace.com

onecitizenspeaking.typepad.com

www.independent.co.uk
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-14 02:48:00 PM  
img.fark.net

Seriously... we don't need more of the Cheerleader for the 1%....
 
2014-03-14 02:54:15 PM  
Many years ago there was a very interesting Blonde CNN person that went to NBC as one of their presenters. It was a major deal at the time. I had an awesome satellite system at the time, snooping on video, audio, etc. signals. I caught an NBC feed after her transfer where she read a disgusting story, and as soon as the broadcast feed cut off she broke into tears over the story, requiring immediate makeup while I (and every down feed) saw her trying to compose herself. She did once make a really, really appropriate comment off air about a child rapist, and what she would do to him.
Probably in her early 60's now, but that is someone I would like to see back on CNN giving the interviews a real emotional value.
 
2014-03-14 02:54:23 PM  

bdub77: What Grinds My Gears starring Alec Baldwin.


That idea gave me a smile. I hope he does every show piss drunk and manages to fit in rants against Kim Basinger for no reason (nothing against her, though it is comical how much the two of them hate each other these days).
 
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