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(Fox Sports)   If Gina Carano, who's famously struggled with keeping her weight down, can get down to 135lbs we may get a Carano vs. Rousey fight. I'll be in my bunk   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 55
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2014-03-14 12:00:12 PM
I love Carano, but Rousey would probably finish her in the first.
 
2014-03-14 12:36:34 PM
So you are saying this prospect is .....aRousey?
 
2014-03-14 12:38:04 PM
The only real question is if Guyborg can drop the weight...and since a lot of her weight is probably muscle, that will be difficult.

Rousey continues to improve...though should she meet a real striker that can defend her judo, it could be interesting.
 
2014-03-14 12:53:53 PM
So, little miss fatty McFat fat just can't put down the fork.
 
2014-03-14 01:09:54 PM
Just so we all know what we're talking about, it's
m.cdn.blog.hu VS. ilarge.listal.com
 
2014-03-14 01:24:22 PM

BravadoGT: I love Carano, but Rousey would probably finish her in the first.


I'm sure many Farkers will "finish" in the first, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-03-14 01:39:16 PM

Theaetetus: BravadoGT: I love Carano, but Rousey would probably finish her in the first.

I'm sure many Farkers will "finish" in the first, if you know what I mean.


I didn't even get it out.  Annd again.  I need a nap.
 
2014-03-14 01:39:49 PM
Still hoping for Mayweather
 
2014-03-14 01:40:36 PM

BravadoGT: I love Carano, but Rousey would probably finish her in the first.


With a scissor hold perhaps?

/off to the bunk
 
2014-03-14 01:43:38 PM
I like Gina, no I love Gina but
5 year layoff
weight problems at 145
first fight back a title fight?


No, no no.....Cat Zingano is the only one who actually deserves a title shot. Rousey takes Gina pretty easy in my opinion because Gina doesnt have great wrestling.
 
2014-03-14 01:45:17 PM
Gina hates training.  It'll never happen
 
2014-03-14 01:45:23 PM
Holly Holm is the real answer to a good fight with Rousey. I think the UFC is scared to put Rousey in vs Cyborg.
 
2014-03-14 01:48:28 PM
I'll help with the cardio...
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img513.imageshack.us

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2014-03-14 01:56:25 PM

mentallo69: Holly Holm is the real answer to a good fight with Rousey. I think the UFC is scared to put Rousey in vs Cyborg.


UFC isn't interested with a good fight! Carano vs. Rousey would be a license to print money.


img833.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-14 01:59:45 PM
It moved
 
2014-03-14 01:59:48 PM
I thought Carano was gun shy and never wanted to fight again after Cyborg put her foot in her ass and wore her around the ring like an old shoe.
 
2014-03-14 02:00:37 PM

mentallo69: I think the UFC is scared to put Rousey in vs Cyborg.


ive heard that....dunno.....and i think i've heard Rousey say several times that she still doesn't believe Cyborg stopped juicnig.  so between that (if i'm right) and the catch weight issue (Cyborg fights at 145, Rousey supposedly has refused to catch up to 140) and Cyborg may not be able to catch down....yeah.  plausible deniability to not do the fight. not as bad as Pac and Money May, but....yeah.

it just looks like UFC is scared to put the golden goose in the octagon.
 
2014-03-14 02:00:43 PM
I'd rather watch them fark but hey that's just me
 
2014-03-14 02:03:26 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'll help with the cardio...


Whelp, that's my daily workout done.

Thanks, Stealthy!

(oh, wait, was that elevated heart rate thing supposed to be 30 minutes or 30 seconds?)

www.imgnook.com
 
2014-03-14 02:16:28 PM

nmrsnr: Just so we all know what we're talking about, it's
[m.cdn.blog.hu image 560x806] VS. [ilarge.listal.com image 727x960]


Give Carano the weight advantage, have them fight nude, winner gets to fark the other after the tapout.

/highest ratings ever
 
2014-03-14 02:20:13 PM

mentallo69: Holly Holm is the real answer to a good fight with Rousey. I think the UFC is scared to put Rousey in vs Cyborg.


Can't find it, but I read that Holm and Greg Jackson were holding out for bigger money.

I'm sure Dana laughs at that notion, since they can put any tomato canness against Rousey and make bank.
 
2014-03-14 02:21:15 PM
I mean seriously, look at those tits. I could spend days just basking in their glory.

cinemaadhoc.info


/Carano's too
 
2014-03-14 02:22:11 PM
Carano had trouble making 145 before she gained a ton of weight (from not training). There is no way she will make 135 and if she did, Ronda would destroy her with ease
 
2014-03-14 02:22:30 PM

OtherLittleGuy: nmrsnr: Just so we all know what we're talking about, it's
[m.cdn.blog.hu image 560x806] VS. [ilarge.listal.com image 727x960]

Give Carano the weight advantage, have them fight nude, winner gets to fark the other after the tapout.

/highest ratings ever


I have seen such things on the internet.

It's actually pretty awesome.
 
2014-03-14 02:24:53 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: OtherLittleGuy: nmrsnr: Just so we all know what we're talking about, it's
[m.cdn.blog.hu image 560x806] VS. [ilarge.listal.com image 727x960]

Give Carano the weight advantage, have them fight nude, winner gets to fark the other after the tapout.

/highest ratings ever

I have seen such things on the internet.

It's actually pretty awesome.


Too bad this is Fark or we'd be well on our way to a thread full of pics from Ultimate Surrender and Modelfight and what have you.
 
2014-03-14 02:31:36 PM
Even if she doesn't get down to 135 she can sit on my face, so that's win-win.
 
2014-03-14 02:43:34 PM

FishyFred: Jim from Saint Paul: OtherLittleGuy: nmrsnr: Just so we all know what we're talking about, it's
[m.cdn.blog.hu image 560x806] VS. [ilarge.listal.com image 727x960]

Give Carano the weight advantage, have them fight nude, winner gets to fark the other after the tapout.

/highest ratings ever

I have seen such things on the internet.

It's actually pretty awesome.

Too bad this is Fark or we'd be well on our way to a thread full of pics from Ultimate Surrender and Modelfight and what have you.


This being Fark I'm sure we all have a folder full of that in our collection so it'd be kind of redundant anyway.
 
2014-03-14 02:49:12 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: I mean seriously, look at those tits. I could spend days just basking in their glory.




/Carano's too


Can I get the original on that?
 
2014-03-14 02:51:16 PM

elguerodiablo: FishyFred: Jim from Saint Paul: OtherLittleGuy: nmrsnr: Just so we all know what we're talking about, it's
[m.cdn.blog.hu image 560x806] VS. [ilarge.listal.com image 727x960]

Give Carano the weight advantage, have them fight nude, winner gets to fark the other after the tapout.

/highest ratings ever

I have seen such things on the internet.

It's actually pretty awesome.

Too bad this is Fark or we'd be well on our way to a thread full of pics from Ultimate Surrender and Modelfight and what have you.

This being Fark I'm sure we all have a folder full of that in our collection so it'd be kind of redundant anyway.


or, well, there is the internet.

/ i've never understood... is there a reason to have a folder?
 
2014-03-14 02:59:16 PM

pute kisses like a man: i've never understood... is there a reason to have a folder?


Time Warner
 
2014-03-14 03:12:14 PM
Ronda would still win.
 
2014-03-14 03:24:49 PM

thecpt: Jim from Saint Paul: I mean seriously, look at those tits. I could spend days just basking in their glory.

/Carano's too

Can I get the original on that?


i.imgur.com

/The day I don't giggle at this is the day I leave the internet forever.
 
2014-03-14 03:28:36 PM

Snapper Carr: thecpt: Jim from Saint Paul: I mean seriously, look at those tits. I could spend days just basking in their glory.

/Carano's too

Can I get the original on that?

[i.imgur.com image 300x375]

/The day I don't giggle at this is the day I leave the internet forever.


This will never not be funny.

I still think he and Emma Watson should cut some kind of promo or skit centered around that whole meme.
 
2014-03-14 03:32:19 PM

Clutch2013: Snapper Carr: thecpt: Jim from Saint Paul: I mean seriously, look at those tits. I could spend days just basking in their glory.

/Carano's too

Can I get the original on that?

[i.imgur.com image 300x375]

/The day I don't giggle at this is the day I leave the internet forever.

This will never not be funny.

I still think he and Emma Watson should cut some kind of promo or skit centered around that whole meme.


If I was Dwaye Johnson, I would go out once a month in that outfit to walk the streets and take pictures with fans. That way they'll all have a pic for the original.
 
2014-03-14 03:34:29 PM

Snapper Carr: /The day I don't giggle at this is the day I leave the internet forever.


There are two things on the internet that will always make me laugh. That. And this:

img513.imageshack.us


If you don't laugh at those, I can't deal with you.
 
2014-03-14 03:37:37 PM
No love for Rape Lincoln?

It's hilariously creepy.
 
2014-03-14 03:42:21 PM
memedepot.com
 
2014-03-14 03:53:23 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Snapper Carr: /The day I don't giggle at this is the day I leave the internet forever.

There are two things on the internet that will always make me laugh. That. And this:




If you don't laugh at those, I can't deal with you.


Those crack me up with the rock moreso because someone has to ask for it. It doesnt just get posted willy nilly.
 
2014-03-14 04:34:06 PM

rickythepenguin: mentallo69: I think the UFC is scared to put Rousey in vs Cyborg.

ive heard that....dunno.....and i think i've heard Rousey say several times that she still doesn't believe Cyborg stopped juicnig.  so between that (if i'm right) and the catch weight issue (Cyborg fights at 145, Rousey supposedly has refused to catch up to 140) and Cyborg may not be able to catch down....yeah.  plausible deniability to not do the fight. not as bad as Pac and Money May, but....yeah.

it just looks like UFC is scared to put the golden goose in the octagon.


Cyborgette's new thing is that she will take one fight at 135 at Invicta to prove she can make the weight and then wants a UFC contract. Given DW's forgiving nature for roiders, that seems like a pretty fair offer (obviously depending on the contract).

Of course, having Cyborg being the face of woman's MMA isn't going to be nearly as marketable as Rousey, so I'm guessing it never goes down.
 
2014-03-14 04:37:31 PM

Snapper Carr: thecpt: Jim from Saint Paul: I mean seriously, look at those tits. I could spend days just basking in their glory.

/Carano's too

Can I get the original on that?



/The day I don't giggle at this is the day I leave the internet forever.


OMG. "Can I get the original" is the most played-out, hackneyed, lazy fark meme there is.

It takes no skill, no imagination, and little effort. It adds less to the conversation than even quoting someone else's post and feebly adding "this" or "ditto."

And I laugh every time. Usually as soon as I read "Can I get..." before I even reach the picture. In this case as soon as I saw the first picture I knew what was coming. And Fark did not disappoint.
 
2014-03-14 04:39:06 PM
I'm not that interested in the fight. Now the kiss and make up part, that I'm really interested in.
 
2014-03-14 04:45:27 PM

Moopy Mac: rickythepenguin: mentallo69: I think the UFC is scared to put Rousey in vs Cyborg.

ive heard that....dunno.....and i think i've heard Rousey say several times that she still doesn't believe Cyborg stopped juicnig.  so between that (if i'm right) and the catch weight issue (Cyborg fights at 145, Rousey supposedly has refused to catch up to 140) and Cyborg may not be able to catch down....yeah.  plausible deniability to not do the fight. not as bad as Pac and Money May, but....yeah.

it just looks like UFC is scared to put the golden goose in the octagon.

Cyborgette's new thing is that she will take one fight at 135 at Invicta to prove she can make the weight and then wants a UFC contract. Given DW's forgiving nature for roiders, that seems like a pretty fair offer (obviously depending on the contract).

Of course, having Cyborg being the face of woman's MMA isn't going to be nearly as marketable as Rousey, so I'm guessing it never goes down.


Neither is not having a marketable contender for Rousey. Zingano is the biggest name left to fight (unless Holm signs), but her knee and life are messed up right now.

Dana has never shied away from making the best fights. Hell, back in the day his three most marketable people were Liddell, Ortiz, and Couture, and they all fought each other without regard to hurting anyone's marketability.

Dana is fully cognizant that protecting champs hurt boxing, so I don't think he'll ever want to do it himself.
 
2014-03-14 04:59:53 PM
Carano hasn't fought in five years.  She'll get demolished in a minute.

mentallo69: Holly Holm is the real answer to a good fight with Rousey


Can someone explain to me how that wouldn't just look like Toney/Couture?  I know that Holm is more relevant now than Toney was when he fought, but she has 6 MMA fights, five of which were against nobodies and one of which was against professional punching bag Jan Finney.  She obviously has fantastic boxing, but can she do anything to stop Rousey from just dragging her down and doing her thing?
 
2014-03-14 05:14:41 PM
Cool Story Bro time: I went to college with Mike Dolce's wife.

She was cool.

Mike Dolce's story, in itself, is inspirational. I'm surprised he's not a bigger name on the fitness scene.
 
2014-03-14 05:23:45 PM

BravadoGT: I love Carano, but Rousey would probably finish her in the first.


If she gets an armbar on her, then it's done in one. Carano's standup is a lot better than Rousey's though.


I propose both fighters be oiled before it starts.
 
2014-03-14 05:45:27 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Snapper Carr: /The day I don't giggle at this is the day I leave the internet forever.

There are two things on the internet that will always make me laugh. That. And this:




If you don't laugh at those, I can't deal with you.


My go to when I feel like I want to punch a sleeping baby in the face is:

i1045.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-14 05:59:44 PM

Orgasmatron138: Moopy Mac: rickythepenguin: mentallo69: I think the UFC is scared to put Rousey in vs Cyborg.

ive heard that....dunno.....and i think i've heard Rousey say several times that she still doesn't believe Cyborg stopped juicnig.  so between that (if i'm right) and the catch weight issue (Cyborg fights at 145, Rousey supposedly has refused to catch up to 140) and Cyborg may not be able to catch down....yeah.  plausible deniability to not do the fight. not as bad as Pac and Money May, but....yeah.

it just looks like UFC is scared to put the golden goose in the octagon.

Cyborgette's new thing is that she will take one fight at 135 at Invicta to prove she can make the weight and then wants a UFC contract. Given DW's forgiving nature for roiders, that seems like a pretty fair offer (obviously depending on the contract).

Of course, having Cyborg being the face of woman's MMA isn't going to be nearly as marketable as Rousey, so I'm guessing it never goes down.

Neither is not having a marketable contender for Rousey. Zingano is the biggest name left to fight (unless Holm signs), but her knee and life are messed up right now.

Dana has never shied away from making the best fights. Hell, back in the day his three most marketable people were Liddell, Ortiz, and Couture, and they all fought each other without regard to hurting anyone's marketability.

Dana is fully cognizant that protecting champs hurt boxing, so I don't think he'll ever want to do it himself.


You remember the Tito-Chuck drama very differently than I do.
 
2014-03-14 06:01:55 PM
That article went from "Joe Rogan said there would be a big announcement regarding women's MMA/an opponent for Rousey" to "some are speculating it could be Gina Carano" to "It's GINA CARANO!!!!!!" really quickly.
 
2014-03-14 06:09:39 PM
Dolce's newest client...
 
2014-03-14 07:13:44 PM
I will gladly help Gina lose weight with 5-7 minute high intensity 'sessions'. Multiple times a day if needed. I might need some vitamin E but hey...I'm willing to help.
 
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