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(Metro)   Australian woman finds giant python in a dog house with a dog chain hanging out of its mouth, asks where her little fido might be   (metro.co.uk) divider line 69
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2014-03-14 04:29:43 PM  

madgonad: Are pythons native to Australia? If not, why did they let an invasive predator species go back into the wild? Not much useful has ever come out of Florida, but acknowledging an invasive species problem and doing something about it is worth noting.


Actually several species of large python are native to Australia.
 
2014-03-14 04:44:10 PM  

perigee: Well, there you go - I'm 50 years old, and if an animal took my stuff and it was left out there absolutely on a silver platter, it's mine to do with. In a predator-kill-predator world, it sucked to be the dog, and it sucks to be a snake on a chain. Wait for it to shiat out a chain end, padlock the two ends together, and watch the world's first biological Slitheryn Hogawart's train set. All aboard the "Ouroboros Express!"


I laughed for several minutes of that, now I can't get the thought of a snake traveling around in a circle like some sort of demonic monorail going 'choo-choo'
 
2014-03-14 04:47:39 PM  

Wrath of Heaven: I would shriek AbiNormal: This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

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I would shriek like a little girl, complete with the hyper over-reactive but completely useless physical flight motion, if I looked into that doghouse expecting to see my little foo-foo dog and was greeted by this instead.


Same. The neighbors would call the cops thinking that I was being murdered.
 
2014-03-14 05:00:08 PM  

perigee: Well, there you go - I'm 50 years old, and if an animal took my stuff and it was left out there absolutely on a silver platter, it's mine to do with. In a predator-kill-predator world, it sucked to be the dog, and it sucks to be a snake on a chain. Wait for it to shiat out a chain end, padlock the two ends together, and watch the world's first biological Slitheryn Hogawart's train set. All aboard the "Ouroboros Express!"


You are now the reason this horrible day just got better, and why I have to explain the full belly-laughter.
 
2014-03-14 05:08:34 PM  
Well, I hope this lady pays more attention to any kids she may have than she did to the dog...

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2014-03-14 05:21:50 PM  

morcoth: FreakyBunny: Fark her. Who the fark chains up a dog and leaves it outside overnight, or even for long stretches of the day. Little thing didn't even have a chance. For 20,000 years dogs have been bread to be social animals. They need to be with their people. She should prosecuted to the full extend of the law Did I say fark her?

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/it's afraid!
 
2014-03-14 05:36:25 PM  
Why has no axed the question "there's pythons in Austria? "
 
2014-03-14 05:43:28 PM  

jtown: [landofblogging.files.wordpress.com image 361x474]

I know it's not the right one but I couldn't find the far side with a big snake that has a leash hanging out it's mouth (which I'm sure exists).


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Close enough?
 
2014-03-14 06:16:49 PM  
DAMN RIGHT, Sad tag.

That little dog died a sloooooow, lingering death.  It didn't understand what was happening.
 
2014-03-14 06:23:50 PM  
That image is farking hilarious

Best one since:

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"No! We no see Fluffy! What your dog look like? Your dog have big, juicy hind leg?"
 
2014-03-14 07:14:03 PM  

AnyName: jtown: [landofblogging.files.wordpress.com image 361x474]

I know it's not the right one but I couldn't find the far side with a big snake that has a leash hanging out it's mouth (which I'm sure exists).

[doubleplusundead.files.wordpress.com image 600x373]

Close enough?


Yeah, I saw that one and decided to go with the old lady killing her dog.  Seemed lighter.
 
2014-03-14 08:07:07 PM  
Chihuahua-Maltese cross

I thought you said it was a dog.
 
2014-03-14 08:11:32 PM  

doglover: Chihuahua-Maltese cross

I thought you said it was a dog.


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2014-03-14 10:12:41 PM  
Snake had himself a big helping of Chihuahua chow mien.  That's one way to shut up those annoying little yappy dogs.  Give the snake a medal.
 
2014-03-14 11:15:23 PM  
How much for the doggy in the python?
 
2014-03-14 11:35:22 PM  

8 inches: I'm sure I'll be lambasted for this, but why don't they kill the snake?  They've caught it, it's a killer, and is near the top of the food chain - what benefit is there to releasing it back in to the wild?  Sure, it may kill other small "vermin", but it's a dangerous predator with no real redeeming value (in my opinion).

Any rational explanation would be welcomed.  Hippie tree-hugger responses will be ignored.


All reptiles are protected by law in Oz.
 
2014-03-15 04:01:38 AM  
I think snakes are cool, I had them as pets. I was in 4h herpetology club back in school. but if a snake ate my pet. (a cat in this case) it's seeing the business end of a shovel.
 
2014-03-15 12:00:27 PM  

weltallica: DAMN RIGHT, Sad tag.

That little dog died a sloooooow, lingering death.  It didn't understand what was happening.


Asphyxiation doesn't take that long. Also, welcome to nature.
 
2014-03-15 12:01:12 PM  

jtown: AnyName: jtown: [landofblogging.files.wordpress.com image 361x474]

I know it's not the right one but I couldn't find the far side with a big snake that has a leash hanging out it's mouth (which I'm sure exists).

[doubleplusundead.files.wordpress.com image 600x373]

Close enough?

Yeah, I saw that one and decided to go with the old lady killing her dog.  Seemed lighter.


Nothing is too dark for Fark.
 
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