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(Some Guy)   Oh, nothing. Just a giant asteroid that might hit us on March 21st   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Monetary Policy Committee, information center, Queen's University, Torino  
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18453 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2014 at 1:29 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-14 10:09:26 PM
The asteroid has been given a classification - known as a "Torino hazard rating" of one - defining it as "an event meriting careful monitoring."
2014-03-14 10:44:14 PM  
The website appears to be oddly farked.
2014-03-15 12:21:10 AM  

Carn: Bermuda59: We need you all. Service guarantees citizenship

Would you like to know more? yes.


and ESPECIALLY if he's ONLY wearing the coat.  :P
2014-03-15 12:58:15 AM  
May be our best bet for a new enlightened age -among those .0001 percent that survive.
2014-03-15 04:13:43 AM  
Your odds of being struck by lightning within the next year are 1 in 500,000.

Goodnight, sleep tight.
2014-03-15 12:11:30 PM  
Live free of scientific literacy.
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