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(Some Guy)   Oh, nothing. Just a giant asteroid that might hit us on March 21st   (livefreelivenatural.com) divider line 156
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2014-03-14 12:02:53 PM
 
2014-03-14 12:04:18 PM
Just FYI .... the asteroid was determined not to be any threat at all back in 2003 shortly after initial discovery.

In fact, it's so low on the scale that NASA's NEO project hasn't even been monitoring it since then.
 
2014-03-14 12:06:03 PM

Donnchadha: ust FYI .... the asteroid was determined not to be any threat at all back in 2003 shortly after initial discovery.


So we don't have to wake up Bruce Willis? He's napping now.
 
2014-03-14 12:07:19 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-14 12:13:00 PM
What the cat said.
 
2014-03-14 12:15:27 PM
Great, it had to wait until spring. Why couldn't it have hit when I had to start my car in the morning at -9, and I was just praying for death's sweet release.
 
2014-03-14 12:26:42 PM

Mugato: Donnchadha: ust FYI .... the asteroid was determined not to be any threat at all back in 2003 shortly after initial discovery.

So we don't have to wake up Bruce Willis? He's napping now.


I could stay awake
Just to HEAR you BREATHINNNNN-AHHH!
 
2014-03-14 12:37:24 PM

Donnchadha: Just FYI .... the asteroid was determined not to be any threat at all back in 2003 shortly after initial discovery.

In fact, it's so low on the scale that NASA's NEO project hasn't even been monitoring it since then.


ARE YOU DOUBTING THE VERACITY OF STATEMENTS MADE BY LIVEFREELIVENATURAL.COM!
 
2014-03-14 12:38:17 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-14 12:41:06 PM
FTFA: But the gravitational influence of giant planets such as Jupiter can nudge asteroids out of these safe orbits and send them plunging into the Earth's neighbourhood.

i.imgur.com

"Gravitational influence"....yeah...right.
 
2014-03-14 01:16:39 PM

www.saturation.org

 
2014-03-14 01:20:54 PM
Let me guess, it's going to "just miss us" at a distance of like 6 times the distance of the Moon.

*yawn*
 
2014-03-14 01:29:09 PM
www.cheersandgears.com
 
2014-03-14 01:31:52 PM
Article:
"But they say the probability of the asteroid hitting Earth is just 1 in 909,000 and the risk of impact is likely to decrease as they collect more information. "
 
2014-03-14 01:32:37 PM
No that doesn't work, I have a company lunch that afternoon. Asteroid, we're going to have to reschedule.
 
2014-03-14 01:33:52 PM
I hope the first thing it hits is they gut who built that website.
 
2014-03-14 01:34:33 PM
 
2014-03-14 01:34:39 PM
Persian New Year is March 21st. Coincidence?
No! Sending that monkey into space was all part of the mission... The monkey didn't just "die" he was silenced because he knew the TRUTH.
 
2014-03-14 01:35:12 PM
Meh, wake me when it actually hits us.
 
2014-03-14 01:35:23 PM
And ...

cdn.unleashthefanboy.com

Put me on the stick, (buttons).  I got it covered.

Shoot rocks and run.
 
2014-03-14 01:35:31 PM
"But they say the probability of the asteroid hitting Earth is just 1 in 909,000 and the risk of impact is likely to decrease as they collect more information. "

Thank goodness it's not one in a million, or we'd be doomed for sure!
 
2014-03-14 01:35:46 PM
I blame Bush.  Thanks Obama
 
2014-03-14 01:36:48 PM

Mugato: Donnchadha: ust FYI .... the asteroid was determined not to be any threat at all back in 2003 shortly after initial discovery.

So we don't have to wake up summon Bruce Willis? He's napping  slumbers.  For now.


/ftagn.

 
2014-03-14 01:37:12 PM
Can we speed it up to the 18th, because I will have a hell of a hangover.
 
2014-03-14 01:37:21 PM

HulkHands: http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news138.html


Donnchadha: Just FYI .... the asteroid was determined not to be any threat at all back in 2003 shortly after initial discovery.

In fact, it's so low on the scale that NASA's NEO project hasn't even been monitoring it since then.


Yes, these.  As soon as I saw "2003 QQ47" I knew it wasn't something discovered in 2013.

Old news is so exciting?
 
2014-03-14 01:37:52 PM
We need you all. Service guarantees citizenship
 
2014-03-14 01:38:04 PM

cirby: "But they say the probability of the asteroid hitting Earth is just 1 in 909,000 and the risk of impact is likely to decrease as they collect more information. "

Thank goodness it's not one in a million, or we'd be doomed for sure!


A one in a million shot works out nine times out ten.
 
2014-03-14 01:38:09 PM

haemaker: Donnchadha: Just FYI .... the asteroid was determined not to be any threat at all back in 2003 shortly after initial discovery.

In fact, it's so low on the scale that NASA's NEO project hasn't even been monitoring it since then.

ARE YOU DOUBTING THE VERACITY OF STATEMENTS MADE BY LIVEFREELIVENATURAL.COM!


I picture a nudist camp.
 
2014-03-14 01:38:12 PM
Well hey the doomsayers were finally right. Who woulda thunk that?

Alright lets go wild for a week!
 
2014-03-14 01:38:33 PM

Mell of a Hess: I hope the first thing it hits is they gut who built that website.


You mean the website warning me that Orange Juice may contain Pig Blood?
 
2014-03-14 01:38:56 PM
The newly-discovered asteroid, known as 2003 QQ47
 lifeinblush.com
 
2014-03-14 01:39:07 PM

cirby: "But they say the probability of the asteroid hitting Earth is just 1 in 909,000 and the risk of impact is likely to decrease as they collect more information. "

Thank goodness it's not one in a million, or we'd be doomed for sure!


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-14 01:39:17 PM

Mugato: Donnchadha: ust FYI .... the asteroid was determined not to be any threat at all back in 2003 shortly after initial discovery.

So we don't have to wake up Bruce Willis? He's napping now.


I still want to stuff Animal Crackers down Liv Tyler's pants.
 
2014-03-14 01:39:38 PM

Wook: Article:
"But they say the probability of the asteroid hitting Earth is just 1 in 909,000 and the risk of impact is likely to decrease as they collect more information. "


Isn't it great tho, that by merely collecting information we can nullify a global threat?
 
2014-03-14 01:39:49 PM
Wow, that's some shiatty reporting right there.

- It was "first observed on August 24 by Lincoln Near Earth Asteroid Research Program (LINEAR), based in Socorro, New Mexico"; implying that it was discovered in Aug 2013. But the name, 2003 QQ47 shows that it was discovered in 2003.

- The article, posted on March 14th (today), warns of a possible collision on March 21, 2014 (a week from now). Yet it cites scientists saying "As additional observations are made over the coming months, and the uncertainties decrease, asteroid 2003 QQ47 is likely to drop down the Torino scale."; so either the quote is months out of date, or the scientists are fully expecting it not to collide with earth.

I actually feel less informed after reading that.
 
2014-03-14 01:40:06 PM
Head for the Mother Ship

A fiery dragon will cross the sky
six times before the earth shall die.
Mankind will tremble and frightened be
for the six heralds in this prophecy.

For seven days and seven nights
man will watch this awesome sight.
The tides will rise beyond their ken.
To bite away the shores and then
the mountains will begin to roar
and earthquakes split the plain to shore.

And flooding waters rushing in,
will flood the lands with such a din
that mankind cowers in muddy fen
and snarls about his fellow men.

He bares his teeth and fights and kills
and secrets food in secret hill
and ugly in his fear, he lies
to kill marauders, thieves and spies.

Man flees in terror from the floods
and kills, and rapes and lies in blood
and spilling blood by mankind's hand
will stain and bitter many lands.

And when the dragon's tail is gone
man forgets and smiles and carries on.
To apply himself - too late, too late
for mankind has earned deserved fate.

His masked smile, his false grandeur,
will serve the gods their anger stir
and they will send the dragon back
to light the sky - his tail will crack.
Upon the earth and rend the earth
and man shall flee, king, lord and serf.

But slowly they are routed out
to seek diminishing water spout
and men will die of thirst before
the oceans rise to mount to the shore.
And lands will crack and rend anew
do you think it strange, it will come true.
 
2014-03-14 01:40:43 PM
so that crazy NFL hopeful was right?  The end really is nigh.

/lol
 
2014-03-14 01:40:48 PM
But the gravitational influence of giant planets such as Jupiter can nudge asteroids out of these safe orbits and send them plunging into the Earth's neighbourhood.

Of course, sometimes, giant bugs from another solar system shoot balls of plasma from their abdomen into our solar system, with such uncanny accuracy, that they can knock an asteroid out of orbit, and aim it directly at Beunos Airies.

It was in the movies.  So it must be possible...
 
2014-03-14 01:41:10 PM
fta The asteroid has been given a classification - known as a "Torino hazard rating"

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-14 01:42:01 PM
And I COULD have sex with Kate Mara on March 21, but it's pretty unlikely.

/then I read the other "articles" on the sight and saw it's a tinfoil hat type place
 
2014-03-14 01:42:55 PM

Donnchadha: Just FYI .... the asteroid was determined not to be any threat at all back in 2003 shortly after initial discovery.

In fact, it's so low on the scale that NASA's NEO project hasn't even been monitoring it since then.


Of course they'd say that. They don't anyone to panic as Armageddon arrives as was foretold. So long, suckers
 
2014-03-14 01:43:49 PM
So, a 1 in 901,000 chance of a collision = OMGWE'REALLGONNADIE!!!
Yeah, that site's top stories are this, vaccines are evil, and GMOs will cause "ecocide". It's not exactly a reputable source.
 
2014-03-14 01:44:09 PM

Wook: Article:
"But they say the probability of the asteroid hitting Earth is just 1 in 909,000 and the risk of impact is likely to decrease as they collect more information. "


They probably got that from the original 2003 article


//Juses, now they are greelighting other peoples repeats......
 
2014-03-14 01:44:17 PM
Well that one will miss us, probably. Maybe there are some smaller follower rocks that might make some pretty trails across the atmosphere.
 
2014-03-14 01:44:25 PM

OregonVet: Wook: Article:
"But they say the probability of the asteroid hitting Earth is just 1 in 909,000 and the risk of impact is likely to decrease as they collect more information. "

Isn't it great tho, that by merely collecting information we can nullify a global threat?


Zasteva: Wow, that's some shiatty reporting right there.

- It was "first observed on August 24 by Lincoln Near Earth Asteroid Research Program (LINEAR), based in Socorro, New Mexico"; implying that it was discovered in Aug 2013. But the name, 2003 QQ47 shows that it was discovered in 2003.

- The article, posted on March 14th (today), warns of a possible collision on March 21, 2014 (a week from now). Yet it cites scientists saying "As additional observations are made over the coming months, and the uncertainties decrease, asteroid 2003 QQ47 is likely to drop down the Torino scale."; so either the quote is months out of date, or the scientists are fully expecting it not to collide with earth.

I actually feel less informed after reading that.


Mr. Twain couldn't agree with you anymore.

"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."

-Mark Twain
 
2014-03-14 01:45:31 PM

The Flexecutioner: so that crazy NFL hopeful was right?  The end really is nigh.

/lol


So is the sheriff.
 
2014-03-14 01:46:23 PM
Never heard of that site. Let's see what else they report on!

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Subby?
rlv.zcache.com
 
2014-03-14 01:47:02 PM
Per the article, it's a maybe yes, then again, maybe no.
 
2014-03-14 01:47:06 PM

Zasteva: Wow, that's some shiatty reporting right there.

- It was "first observed on August 24 by Lincoln Near Earth Asteroid Research Program (LINEAR), based in Socorro, New Mexico"; implying that it was discovered in Aug 2013. But the name, 2003 QQ47 shows that it was discovered in 2003.

- The article, posted on March 14th (today), warns of a possible collision on March 21, 2014 (a week from now). Yet it cites scientists saying "As additional observations are made over the coming months, and the uncertainties decrease, asteroid 2003 QQ47 is likely to drop down the Torino scale."; so either the quote is months out of date, or the scientists are fully expecting it not to collide with earth.

I actually feel less informed after reading that.


And the website features handy-dandy charts at the bottom featuring the prices of gold & silver for your end-times shopping convenience.
 
2014-03-14 01:47:38 PM
Well, at least we get one day of Spring.

Well, half a day. The Vernal Equinox is around 12.57 pm.
 
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