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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Why go on an expensive cruise when you can catch the Norovirus without ever leaving the retirement home?   (startribune.com) divider line 5
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2014-03-14 11:59:17 AM  
Carnival Cruise LInes begins scribbling a Restraint of Trade lawsuit ..
 
2014-03-14 12:09:40 PM  
Did they hand out vouchers for future homecare?
 
2014-03-14 12:18:11 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-14 10:10:08 PM  
If you go on a cruise you can see beautiful seascapes between bouts of vomiting over the rail. In a retirement home it's the same old scenery - old people in dumpy clothing.
 
2014-03-15 12:17:08 PM  

NotARocketScientist: If you go on a cruise you can see beautiful seascapes between bouts of vomiting over the rail. In a retirement home it's the same old scenery - old people in dumpy clothing.


That Vets' home sits on a river bluff above the Mississippi.
One of the most beautiful pieces of land, just downstream from Minnehaha Falls, in the county.
Only a few miles from Downtown. Surrounded by parks and river bluff trail system.

Want to see a developer foam at the mouth? Just hint at repurposing the 53 acres and it like turning on the lights above 500 cockroaches.
 
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