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(Huffington Post)   Primary challenger calls Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) "ambiguously gay." In response, Sen. Graham exclaimed, "What's everybody looking at?"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 99
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2014-03-14 09:57:48 AM  
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2014-03-14 10:01:21 AM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 450x288]


Came for the duo, leaving confused and a little ashamed.
 
2014-03-14 10:20:36 AM  
And SC will no doubt elect the unambiguous asshole
 
2014-03-14 11:01:18 AM  

scottydoesntknow: FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 450x288]

Came for the duo, leaving confused and a little ashamed.


...yes, this was actually done by Alex Ross:

www.heroicfineart.com
 
2014-03-14 11:03:22 AM  
he has always relied upon the kindness of strangers.... *fans self*
 
2014-03-14 11:10:11 AM  
"It's about time that South Carolina [says] hey, 'We're tired of the ambiguously gay senator from South Carolina,'" Feliciano said.

If you have a blind guitarist saying they can tell you are gay, you probably are.
 
2014-03-14 11:25:34 AM  
There are a bunch of reasons to really dislike Lindsay Graham, his ambiguous sexuality is not one of them.
 
2014-03-14 11:28:20 AM  
I didn't think there was anything ambiguous about it.
 
2014-03-14 11:44:15 AM  
Well bless his sweet heart.
 
2014-03-14 11:47:45 AM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 450x288]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crLIKf03u1I   (SFW and Gays)
 
2014-03-14 11:47:46 AM  
They prefer politicians who enjoy long hikes through the woods.
 
2014-03-14 11:48:42 AM  
Why not "ambiguously straight"?
 
2014-03-14 11:49:10 AM  
This is a state that elected to Congress a guy who disappeared while governor to Fark his Argentinian mistress on the taxpayer dime, and campaigned on a platform of fiscal responsibility and family values.

We may be covered in coal sludge up here, but we're still haven't sunk that low.
 
2014-03-14 11:49:13 AM  
Graham does sort of look like a peter puffer.  i hate to judge on appearances, but.....
 
2014-03-14 11:50:39 AM  
This jackass also says he has ""seen a significant amount of tolerance towards gays from many who call themselves Christian.", that "The gay couples I know already have all the rights afforded to them of marriage without the actual term of marriage being applied.", and that ""the only difference between gays and myself is a sexual act.".

Apparently he's so well versed in gay rights that he doesn't realize that the state of South Carolina's anti-gay marriage amendment was pushed by every preacher in the state, that there's a great many rights you can't get without a marriage license (or cannot be adequately protected without one), and that one striking difference between gays and himself is that he can get married in South Carolina.

You know what?  fark it.  This guy's getting my spam email address to see if he can tell me how to get a gay spouse added to my tax return, or adopt a kid, or be counted as an heir if a spouse doesn't have a will.
 
2014-03-14 11:51:28 AM  
Suppose Lindsey Graham really is gay and is just poorly hiding in the closet. So what?
 
2014-03-14 11:52:12 AM  
You just know what Fellacio's Feliciano's nickname in high school was. So he's going to lick Lindsey?
 
2014-03-14 11:54:05 AM  
This is where the right is these days: "you're a hard-right sociopath, but not right-wing enough, gaywad."  There is literally nothing intelligent left on the right-wing of the US.

No to science.
No to economic theories that actually work.
No to people who are even a little different from yourself.


All that's left to their discussions is "are you following the party line enough?"
 
2014-03-14 11:55:24 AM  
Understatement of the year...
 
2014-03-14 11:55:35 AM  

Serious Black: Suppose Lindsey Graham really is gay and is just poorly hiding in the closet. So what?


he should come out and stop living a lie
 
2014-03-14 11:57:20 AM  
"We, the undersigned genuine conservative Republicans, agree to endorse whichever one of our fellow signers advances to the run-off election against incumbent Senator Lindsey Graham following the South Carolina Republican primary election for the U.S. Senate on the 10th of June 2014."

So, what is he saying? WHAT IS HE SAYING!?
 
2014-03-14 11:58:20 AM  

Stone Meadow: "We, the undersigned genuine conservative Republicans, agree to endorse whichever one of our fellow signers advances to the run-off election against incumbent Senator Lindsey Graham following the South Carolina Republican primary election for the U.S. Senate on the 10th of June 2014."

So, what is he saying? WHAT IS HE SAYING!?


He's saying you can't be a republican without being a tremendous bigot.  Which, while true, doesn't actually say anything about Graham.
 
2014-03-14 11:59:23 AM  
Once again, Republicans can't focus on policy discussions because of their obsession with where penis goes.
 
2014-03-14 11:59:27 AM  

Linux_Yes: FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 450x288]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crLIKf03u1I   (SFW and Gays)


the "live-action" version is awesome.
 
2014-03-14 12:02:22 PM  
am·big·u·ous
amˈbigyooəs/Submit
adjective
1.
(of language) open to more than one interpretation; having a double meaning.
"the question is rather ambiguous"

I believe it's more correct to say that Senator Graham's sexuality is ambiguous.

or

Senator Graham is probably a closeted homosexual.
 
2014-03-14 12:03:17 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And SC will no doubt elect the unambiguous asshole


No we won't. Graham will win.
 
2014-03-14 12:03:19 PM  

kbronsito: "It's about time that South Carolina [says] hey, 'We're tired of the ambiguously gay senator from South Carolina,'" Feliciano said.

If you have a blind guitarist saying they can tell you are gay, you probably are.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Like to hear it? Here it go!

/Come on out of the closet, Senator. There's young men to romp with in the grass. They'll be nice.
 
2014-03-14 12:03:34 PM  
So this is were the Republican primary in SC has slipped to, throwing thinly veiled anti gay slurs around. What's this guy going to do next, call him a ni**er lover?
 
2014-03-14 12:03:52 PM  
Sheesh, apparently it's amateur night in the GOP primaries. Calling your opponent gay? what is this, 7th grade?
 
2014-03-14 12:04:18 PM  
What does his car look like?
 
2014-03-14 12:04:42 PM  

Epic Fap Session: am·big·u·ous
amˈbigyooəs/Submit
adjective
1.
(of language) open to more than one interpretation; having a double meaning.
"the question is rather ambiguous"

I believe it's more correct to say that Senator Graham's sexuality is ambiguous.

or

Senator Graham is probably a closeted homosexual.


It could be that the definition of gay is ambiguous in his case, as in 'happy' vs 'homosexual'.

Okay, well, not in HIS case...
 
2014-03-14 12:06:46 PM  
After the event, Connor renounced Feliciano's comments as personal attacks and said each candidate's comment were their own.

Cash said he believe's in free speech, "but I also believe in being civil and respectful. Mr. Feliciano's comments were inappropriate and I disavow any association with them (the comments)."

However, both Cash and Connor said they still would honor the agreement, which they signed.


"Look, I want to distance myself just far enough away from him to not seem like a bigot, but close enough that bigots would still support me."

nmrsnr: There are a bunch of reasons to really dislike Lindsay Graham, his ambiguous sexuality is not one of them.


This. I think there's a world of distance between poking fun at him being effeminate, and denigrating him for whatever sexuality he may be.

That being said:

images.bwwstatic.com

Lindsey is a girl's name.
 
2014-03-14 12:09:54 PM  

Headso: Serious Black: Suppose Lindsey Graham really is gay and is just poorly hiding in the closet. So what?

he should come out and stop living a lie


Sure, presuming he's really gay, I think he'd be happier and lead a more fulfilling life if he were actually open about his sexual orientation. But it's definitely not my job or anyone else's to force somebody out of the closet.
 
2014-03-14 12:10:18 PM  
DO NOT mess with ambiguously gay congressmen from South Carolina.

media.salon.com

/I know, he's bi, I couldn't resist
 
2014-03-14 12:14:04 PM  
This "coming together" against "this vague kind of thing" speech sounds strangely familiar. Where have I heard it before?

Feliciano: "It's about time that South Carolina [says] hey, 'We're tired of the ambiguously gay senator from South Carolina,'" Feliciano said. "'We're ready for a new leader to merge the Republican Party. We're done with this fundamental transformation.' This is what it's about, all of us lotta women coming together and saying, one way or the other, one of us is going to be on that ballot cause there's a whole stampede of pink elephants crossing the line and the ETA stampeding through is November Second, 2010.

Felicano = Papa Grizzly
 
2014-03-14 12:14:21 PM  

ikanreed: This is where the right is these days: "you're a hard-right sociopath, but not right-wing enough, gaywad."  There is literally nothing intelligent left on the right-wing of the US.

No to science.
No to economic theories that actually work.
No to people who are even a little different from yourself.


All that's left to their discussions is "are you following the party line enough?"


Less mincing, more goose-stepping.
 
2014-03-14 12:15:03 PM  

jayhawk88: DO NOT mess with ambiguously gay congressmen from South Carolina.

[media.salon.com image 750x500]

/I know, he's bi, I couldn't resist


Just saw that episode. Caught me off guard.
 
2014-03-14 12:18:52 PM  
Being ambiguously gay is one of the job requirements for being a Republican office holder.
 
2014-03-14 12:24:58 PM  

kbronsito: "It's about time that South Carolina [says] hey, 'We're tired of the ambiguously gay senator from South Carolina,'" Feliciano said.

If you have a blind guitarist saying they can tell you are gay, you probably are.


I guess he doesn't....

:sunglasses:

light his fire.
 
2014-03-14 12:27:55 PM  

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I never knew this was Ace and Gary until last year.
 
2014-03-14 12:28:31 PM  

Nadie_AZ: jayhawk88: DO NOT mess with ambiguously gay congressmen from South Carolina.

[media.salon.com image 750x500]

/I know, he's bi, I couldn't resist

Just saw that episode. Caught me off guard.


Do you mean Season 2? Because they hinted at it in Season 1 as well, during that Class Reunion episode. I ask because my wife was surprised as well, and I was wondering if maybe if I just read too much into the Season 1 ep.
 
2014-03-14 12:38:53 PM  
You know what, I'm no fan of Graham, but fark this guy!  That's dirty-pool bullshiat!  Win on your ideas not on calling the other guy a fairy!
 
2014-03-14 12:39:39 PM  
Strange how he seems to indicate he is ok with gay folks, but still finds this to be the damning acusation to make against him
 
2014-03-14 12:41:08 PM  

IamTomJoad: Strange how he seems to indicate he is ok with gay folks, but still finds this to be the damning acusation to make against him


he knows his audience.
 
2014-03-14 12:41:22 PM  
What's everbody looking at?!
NOTHING!!

/Best Smigel bit of all time, easily
 
2014-03-14 12:47:58 PM  
lazer like focus on blowjobs
 
2014-03-14 12:52:26 PM  

jayhawk88: DO NOT mess with ambiguously gay congressmen from South Carolina.

[media.salon.com image 750x500]

/I know, he's bi, I couldn't resist


I should have quit reading there....  I've been to busy at work to watch all of the second season. (I caught the reference in the first season too.)

/I read the post in his voice.
 
2014-03-14 12:58:00 PM  

kbronsito: "It's about time that South Carolina [says] hey, 'We're tired of the ambiguously gay senator from South Carolina,'" Feliciano said.

If you have a blind guitarist saying they can tell you are gay, you probably are.


Jose can you see?
 
2014-03-14 12:58:13 PM  
Furthermore, Senator Lindsey Graham's shiat is all retarded.
 
2014-03-14 01:00:37 PM  

daveUSMC: What's everbody looking at?!
NOTHING!!

/Best Smigel bit of all time, easily


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