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(The Morning Call)   After running out of gas, man pushes his car to drug deal. What have YOU done today?   ( mcall.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Stroudsburg, Pike County, County detectives, Percocet  
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2014-03-14 11:49:53 AM  
good thing they got that king pin off the streets
 
2014-03-14 11:50:17 AM  
The gas station he pushed it to has the only bulletproof partition in the county. Even the banks are less secure than this place. The local chucklefark PD is two blocks away hitting on girls outside of the college bars. Best place to buy smack is behind this gas station, the local cops are in on it and nobody ever investigates. Welcome to Pennsylvania.
 
2014-03-14 11:58:05 AM  
I filled up my tank so I wouldn't run out of gas.
 
2014-03-14 11:59:17 AM  
The two guys that helped were arrested for being drug pushers.
 
2014-03-14 11:59:29 AM  
10 pills, I feel safer clear up here in Minnesota.
What? Maybe cost us $10,000/pill to make the street safer for protecting?

That'll do, Lou.
 
2014-03-14 12:05:30 PM  
Ain't that nice? Dude probably needed the money to buy groceries or pay a light bill. The system is f*cked when a guy who pushed his car to sell 6 pills gets pinned on $25,000 bail. Sometimes I wish I was a lawyer. The dealer's definitely a dumba*s, but it's the weak that need the most protection in a civilized (non-police state) world, and I would offer to defend him pro bono. Poor bastard.
 
2014-03-14 12:07:20 PM  

MJMaloney187: Ain't that nice? Dude probably needed the money to buy groceries or pay a light bill. The system is f*cked when a guy who pushed his car to sell 6 pills gets pinned on $25,000 bail. Sometimes I wish I was a lawyer. The dealer's definitely a dumba*s, but it's the weak that need the most protection in a civilized (non-police state) world, and I would offer to defend him pro bono. Poor bastard.


How about the prosecutor?
Would you go before a "real" judge with 10 pills?
 
2014-03-14 12:10:40 PM  
So what?  He's the pusher-man?

Goddamn him.  The pusher-man.
 
2014-03-14 12:12:35 PM  
Drugs.
 
2014-03-14 12:19:49 PM  
I called my dealer out for not being green enough, sure he rides a bike to deals and what not but its one of those oppressive corporate made but stolen huffies he bought off craigslist, instead of supporting our local handmade by hippy bikes here in boulder, sure they look like poop weigh 80 lbs but they are made from 100% recycled (scavenged parts).

/is that my bird feeder?
 
2014-03-14 12:33:48 PM  

MJMaloney187: Ain't that nice? Dude probably needed the money to buy groceries or pay a light bill. The system is f*cked when a guy who pushed his car to sell 6 pills gets pinned on $25,000 bail. Sometimes I wish I was a lawyer. The dealer's definitely a dumba*s, but it's the weak that need the most protection in a civilized (non-police state) world, and I would offer to defend him pro bono. Poor bastard.


FTA:  Chavies was in a hurry to sell his stash of Percocet pills because he is scheduled to be sentenced Friday in Pike County for a 2012 drug case, authorities said. According to court records, Chavies told a Monroe County detective, "They're selling like hot cakes, yo. If you want some you better hurry up."
 
2014-03-14 12:44:32 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I filled up my tank so I wouldn't run out of gas.


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2014-03-14 01:09:16 PM  
This is like that episode of Married with Children where Al's Dodge keeps breaking down so he pushes it to work and back, and the kids end up asking him "wouldn't be easier to walk to work without the dodge?"
 
2014-03-14 01:37:02 PM  
I sold that dude drugs. It was a good day.
 
2014-03-14 02:58:22 PM  
Fixed the cable.
 
2014-03-14 04:53:07 PM  
Coulda got Maaco!
 
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