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(Uproxx)   Model files lawsuit after Playboy refuses to fix its divot   (uproxx.com) divider line 100
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2014-03-14 11:03:18 AM
Dickson agreed to have a photo taken of her lying on her stomach "with her buttocks partially exposed" so that Kevin Klein, co-host of the show, could hit a golf ball put atop a tee that was inserted between her butt cheeks, the suit alleges.

If it was a photo, why was there a need for an actual swing?
 
2014-03-14 11:16:38 AM
It's not unusual to take a divot when you're hitting out of the rough
 
2014-03-14 11:25:39 AM
Case will be tossed like a salad....she ass-umed the risk.
 
2014-03-14 11:26:00 AM
And they weren't smart enough to have her sign anything that released them from damages? Shiat, even those guys from Jackass are smarter than she is.
 
2014-03-14 11:27:04 AM
What a stupid ass.
 
2014-03-14 11:27:19 AM
IT'S IN DA HOLE
 
2014-03-14 11:29:26 AM
That's a remarkable story.
 
2014-03-14 11:30:01 AM
Whenever I see people doing stunts like that I know that the person in the risky position has the IQ of a walnut.
 
2014-03-14 11:30:39 AM
I like Klein in Fish Called Wanda.  Had no idea he was doing a show like this
 
2014-03-14 11:31:42 AM
The article was a biatcheeky, no?
 
2014-03-14 11:31:44 AM
"Liz Dickson took a golf club to the buttocks when host Kevin Klein stuck a ball on the tee firmly lodged between Dickson's cheeks and took an errant swing."


Assumed risk, how does it work?
 
2014-03-14 11:32:21 AM
FTA: "However, Klein missed the tee and "struck plaintiff on the buttocks, causing her injuries and damages," the suit states.
Dickson suffered "pain, suffering, worrying and anxiety" after the incident, according to the suit."

That's a lot less damage than, say, the dentist or childbirth or war, honey.

/Am calling my lawyer now to sue my monsters for "pain, suffering, worrying and anxiety." After all, these are near-daily things when you're a parent.
//But not every day. Some days I take Xanax.
 
2014-03-14 11:32:37 AM
We live in a diseased society.
 
2014-03-14 11:32:54 AM
I expect more class from Hustler. .. wait.. . what/?
 
2014-03-14 11:32:54 AM
Oh. Thought it may have been a story about her getting all pissed that they didn't P-shop her ass properly because it looked like a golfball.
 
2014-03-14 11:33:04 AM
Who the hell thought that was a good idea. Jezebel has fuel for all sorts of articles now.
 
2014-03-14 11:33:11 AM
So did he use his open-face club, or did he have to put a cover on it?
 
2014-03-14 11:33:22 AM

Russ1642: Whenever I see people doing stunts like that I know that the person in the risky position has the IQ of a walnut.


Your being generous.
 
2014-03-14 11:33:40 AM

Russ1642: Whenever I see people doing stunts like that I know that the person in the risky position has the IQ of a walnut.


She is a good looking woman, why can't I meet someone like this? She is dumb enough to do anything.
 
2014-03-14 11:34:05 AM
shouldn't have used his wedge.
 
2014-03-14 11:35:42 AM
She's going to file another lawsuit because of where his ball got stuck when he took a drop.
 
2014-03-14 11:35:53 AM

Pinner: shouldn't have used his wedge.


I agree. Should have used his #1 wood instead.
 
2014-03-14 11:36:34 AM

DreamSnipers: She is a good looking woman, why can't I meet someone like this? She is dumb enough to do anything.


$$$
 
2014-03-14 11:36:39 AM
I'm sure Playboy's lawyer will have a rebuttal.
 
2014-03-14 11:37:01 AM

MattyBlast: Pinner: shouldn't have used his wedge.

I agree. Should have used his #1 wood instead.


He should have worked on his putz
 
2014-03-14 11:38:28 AM
FACE DOWN, ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO PUTT!
 
2014-03-14 11:38:30 AM
FTFA:  To save you time and a Google search: Liz has never actually appeared in Playboy.

ha!
 
2014-03-14 11:39:29 AM

scottydoesntknow: Dickson agreed to have a photo taken of her lying on her stomach "with her buttocks partially exposed" so that Kevin Klein, co-host of the show, could hit a golf ball put atop a tee that was inserted between her butt cheeks, the suit alleges.

If it was a photo, why was there a need for an actual swing?


They wanted an "action shot", I assume.
 
2014-03-14 11:40:17 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-14 11:40:20 AM
"Well I ain't payin' no $500,000 for no joke!"

"Whoa-ho-hoahhh! Then you ain't getting no joke! Know what I'm talkin' about?"
 
2014-03-14 11:40:52 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: She's going to file another lawsuit because of where his ball got stuck when he took a drop.


It will be thrown out on the technicality that she wasn't on the ladies' tee.
 
2014-03-14 11:40:56 AM
We are doomed. First of all, Playboy has a "morning show" apparently, a la GMA or Today. Then, you have a human ass golf tee. Sure, sicker things happen, but this is so unnecessary and stupid. And, while I think my appraisal of this chick's intelligence level as "stupid," is accurate, I'd hit it. And not with a golf club.
 
2014-03-14 11:41:37 AM
The article just begs the question: Was alcohol involved?
 
2014-03-14 11:42:12 AM

Pinner: FACE DOWN, ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO PUTT!


New keyboard needed
 
2014-03-14 11:43:10 AM
Driver?  I hardly knew her!
 
Biv
2014-03-14 11:44:53 AM
www.hfmgv.org
 
2014-03-14 11:45:36 AM

kmaywfec: Driver?  I hardly knew her!


Got wood?
 
2014-03-14 11:46:20 AM
dirtydoggsaloonaz.com
 
2014-03-14 11:47:16 AM
pickedlastingymclass.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-14 11:47:19 AM
I hear the model that he shot his mulligan off of was hotter.
 
2014-03-14 11:48:35 AM
www.bubblews.com
 
2014-03-14 11:49:07 AM
Which wood did he use?
 
2014-03-14 11:49:16 AM

Pinner: shouldn't have used his wedge.


I'd be pitching something.
 
2014-03-14 11:49:19 AM

Russ1642: Whenever I see people doing stunts like that I know that the person in the risky position has the IQ of a walnut.


This, you know how easy it is to misswing and drive the tee into the turf? *shudder*
 
2014-03-14 11:50:07 AM
cdn.thesandtrap.com
 
2014-03-14 11:51:50 AM
Video?
 
2014-03-14 11:52:01 AM
So now I am curious about that whole "lodged firmly between her buttocks" part.   I mean a golf tee ain't all that wide and even if she was clenching...otoh if it were *ahem* inserted, the potential for damage when club struck ball would be...enromous , so....gaffer's tape?
 
2014-03-14 11:52:53 AM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: scottydoesntknow: Dickson agreed to have a photo taken of her lying on her stomach "with her buttocks partially exposed" so that Kevin Klein, co-host of the show, could hit a golf ball put atop a tee that was inserted between her butt cheeks, the suit alleges.

If it was a photo, why was there a need for an actual swing?

They wanted an "action shot", I assume.


You mean a "money" shot.
 
2014-03-14 11:53:55 AM
www.golffashionweekly.com
 
2014-03-14 11:55:51 AM
$500k is a lot of money; caddy find a way to settle out of court?
 
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