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(Orlando Sentinel)   Shelter kitten named "Turkey" does exactly what you think it will do   (thesent.nl ) divider line
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2014-03-14 08:33:23 AM  
Bowl three strikes in a row?
 
2014-03-14 08:55:05 AM  
Not fly?
 
2014-03-14 08:55:24 AM  
Climb into the oven on Thanksgiving?
 
2014-03-14 08:55:36 AM  
Doesn't work on mobile. :(
 
2014-03-14 08:55:58 AM  
Start the Ottoman Empire?
 
2014-03-14 08:56:15 AM  
Taste delicious on white bread with a little mayo?
 
2014-03-14 08:57:32 AM  
That's nobody's business but the cat's.
 
2014-03-14 08:58:21 AM  
Jumps out of helicopters?
 
2014-03-14 08:58:34 AM  
 
2014-03-14 08:58:34 AM  
It fixes the cable?
 
2014-03-14 08:59:44 AM  
My cat does that sometimes.

vudukungfu: Jumps out of helicopters?


a particular individual: Start the Ottoman Empire?


And those too.
 
2014-03-14 09:00:18 AM  
It invades Cyprus?
 
2014-03-14 09:02:24 AM  
Gets killed after 2 weeks if nobody picks it?
 
2014-03-14 09:02:29 AM  
Receives a pardon from the President of the United States?
 
2014-03-14 09:02:52 AM  
Poor little guy is very, very hungry.
 
2014-03-14 09:03:22 AM  
Get stuffed?
 
2014-03-14 09:03:42 AM  

RoyHobbs22: Not fly?


Here's the video for you younger Farkers.
 
2014-03-14 09:07:22 AM  
Starts feeding me that jive?
 
2014-03-14 09:10:59 AM  
Fark You, AdChoices!
 
2014-03-14 09:11:34 AM  
My cat makes that noise....right before she barfs.
 
2014-03-14 09:16:23 AM  
Claw at the county employees as they administer the lethal injection?
 
2014-03-14 09:20:23 AM  
Slaughters Armenians?
 
2014-03-14 09:22:25 AM  
Grow a mustache and complain about the robot lobby while telling his kids to get rid of hundreds of thousands of Euros in bribes?

...what? It's topical, dammit.
 
2014-03-14 09:22:26 AM  

The_Y2P_Problem: It fixes the cable?


Damn, beat me to it.
 
2014-03-14 09:27:39 AM  
www.cmchatlive.com

"As God as my witness, I thought that kitten could fly."
 
2014-03-14 09:28:41 AM  
Tells my woman to get back in the kitchen?
 
2014-03-14 09:29:12 AM  

Loucifer: Slaughters Armenians?


Beat me too it.  Was going to ask if it killed a litter of Armenian kittens.
 
2014-03-14 09:30:44 AM  
hangs out in the refrigerator for three weeks?
 
2014-03-14 09:32:03 AM  
run away?
 
2014-03-14 09:37:46 AM  
Eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti?
 
2014-03-14 09:40:30 AM  
Owns a shop where it works on boats?
 
2014-03-14 09:40:33 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-14 09:42:40 AM  
Wear gold-plated diapers?

rundown.com
 
2014-03-14 09:47:18 AM  
Become another of my coworkers?
 
2014-03-14 09:56:19 AM  
Kill millions of Armenians?
 
2014-03-14 09:57:21 AM  

RussianPooper: Kill millions of Armenians?


Damn, too late
 
2014-03-14 09:58:07 AM  

mike_d85: Starts feeding me that jive?


Cut me some slack, cat. Chump don' want no help, chump don't getda help
 
2014-03-14 10:02:23 AM  

ArkAngel: Climb into the oven on Thanksgiving?


Not too long ago we had just finished cleaning and rinsing out our oven and left the door open for it to dry and my cat decided that it was the perfect place to curl up and sleep.

She is none to bright (but really sweet and cute), we always have to watch to make sure she doesn't slip into the dryer.
 
2014-03-14 10:10:53 AM  

jtown: Gets killed after 2 weeks if nobody picks it?


Oooooooo. >.< *cringe*
 
2014-03-14 10:20:10 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: What I thought of.


WHAT

IN

THE

FARK

DID

I

JUST

WATCH???
 
2014-03-14 10:23:55 AM  

interstellar_tedium: ArkAngel: Climb into the oven on Thanksgiving?

Not too long ago we had just finished cleaning and rinsing out our oven and left the door open for it to dry and my cat decided that it was the perfect place to curl up and sleep.

She is none to bright (but really sweet and cute), we always have to watch to make sure she doesn't slip into the dryer.


My great-grandma had a cat that died that way as a kid.

They had the oven door open to heat the house, her cat climbed in and unknowingly shut the oven door to pre-heat for dinner. :(
 
2014-03-14 10:25:48 AM  
gobbles?
 
2014-03-14 10:37:09 AM  
Is delicious?
 
2014-03-14 11:04:56 AM  
Cray Adorbs
 
2014-03-14 11:06:12 AM  
It puts the lotion on it's skin?
 
2014-03-14 11:51:51 AM  
Here is da cat:

cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-03-14 12:09:06 PM  
Talk about a slow news day covered by an uniformed reporter. That's a common sound for a feeding kitten to make.
 
2014-03-14 12:15:51 PM  
I'll be right back, I have the urge to do something, but keep an eye on the kitten, he may die.
 
2014-03-14 12:25:09 PM  

JackieRabbit: Talk about a slow news day covered by an uniformed reporter. That's a common sound for a feeding kitten to make.


Wish I had known that before I told the ladyfriend I'd consider getting a cat if did this.

Here's to hoping she doesn't know that...
 
2014-03-14 03:52:38 PM  

JackieRabbit: uniformed reporter


Reporters have uniforms?  Like this one?
 
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