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(Deadline)   According to the latest ratings, people would rather watch Anderson Cooper than Bill O'Reilly   (deadline.com) divider line 37
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2014-03-14 08:09:09 AM
Read that as Alice Cooper, and thought the obvious tag was appropriate.

And no, subby, not "people" in general, just "people who are not in the last stages of their life."
 
2014-03-14 08:23:07 AM
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2014-03-14 08:49:59 AM
They both have that "I am deeply concerned" look ironed into their mugs, but I just can't see Anderson physically threatening his guests as well as O'Reilly does it.
 
2014-03-14 09:36:29 AM
Which would you rather watch, subby?
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2014-03-14 09:57:59 AM

factoryconnection: Which would you rather watch, subby?
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The first picture reminds me about the domesticated foxes in Russia.  Google it, it's pretty cool.
 
2014-03-14 09:59:03 AM
I'd rather watch flies fark than watch Bill O'Reilly.
 
2014-03-14 10:00:59 AM
I'd rather watch my turds circle the bowl than Bill O'Reilly.
 
2014-03-14 10:06:30 AM
In my dreams, O'Reilly's show is replaced by Between Two Ferns.
 
2014-03-14 10:08:44 AM
Of course. AC is just dreamy!
 
2014-03-14 10:11:28 AM

mjbok: The first picture reminds me about the domesticated foxes in Russia. Google it, it's pretty cool.


I'm actually familiar with that, and it was a really interesting story that made me want a pet fox, although my dog really looks like a black fox already.

ManateeGag: I'd rather watch flies fark than watch Bill O'Reilly.


Does he really have that semi-closed-captioned panel that lists everything he says constantly?  Or is that just a sometimes thing?
 
2014-03-14 10:12:56 AM
Butt, butt. The gays
 
2014-03-14 10:15:05 AM
"People" being one demographic. But the longest journey begins with a single demographic.
 
2014-03-14 10:17:21 AM

factoryconnection: I'm actually familiar with that, and it was a really interesting story that made me want a pet fox, although my dog really looks like a black fox already.


Thread jack.  What kind of dog.  From some of the videos I've seen foxes look similar to Shelties with different coloring and eye shape.

//Have two shelties.  Would love a fox.
 
2014-03-14 10:19:48 AM
Years ago a co-worker pointed out to me that Anderson Cooper is the grown RL version of Millhouse.

/Can't be unseen.
 
2014-03-14 10:22:07 AM
Can't watch either of them, I miss Larry King.
 
2014-03-14 10:27:18 AM
I would rather have sex with AC than Bill.  He's hot and has Vanderbilt money.
 
2014-03-14 10:28:42 AM

Buttknuckle: I would rather have sex with AC than Bill.  He's hot and has Vanderbilt money.


Not a felafel person?
 
2014-03-14 10:31:46 AM

mjbok: Thread jack. What kind of dog. From some of the videos I've seen foxes look similar to Shelties with different coloring and eye shape.

//Have two shelties. Would love a fox.


Schipperke.  No bushy tail, though... she was born with one a mere 1/2" long.
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2014-03-14 10:38:23 AM

factoryconnection: mjbok: The first picture reminds me about the domesticated foxes in Russia. Google it, it's pretty cool.

I'm actually familiar with that, and it was a really interesting story that made me want a pet fox, although my dog really looks like a black fox already.

ManateeGag: I'd rather watch flies fark than watch Bill O'Reilly.

Does he really have that semi-closed-captioned panel that lists everything he says constantly?  Or is that just a sometimes thing?


I think that's a constant on all of FOX News.
 
2014-03-14 10:40:30 AM

factoryconnection: mjbok: Thread jack. What kind of dog. From some of the videos I've seen foxes look similar to Shelties with different coloring and eye shape.

//Have two shelties. Would love a fox.

Schipperke.  No bushy tail, though... she was born with one a mere 1/2" long.
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Giant Shelties:

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2014-03-14 10:55:06 AM

Sybarite: I'd rather watch my turds circle the bowl than Bill O'Reilly.


When I was in Iraq, AFN used to run O'Reilly show in our FOB's dining facility, with the sound off.  It was rather enjoyable, as he was constantly running, over and over again, clips of girls on Spring Break, goth girls in latex at some fetish ball, porn stars, and scantily dressed pop stars.

I'm assuming he was saying we were supposed to be outraged by these whores destroying society, but we certainly enjoyed the eye-candy.
 
2014-03-14 10:57:39 AM

Marcus Aurelius: They both have that "I am deeply concerned" look ironed into their mugs, but I just can't see Anderson physically threatening his guests as well as O'Reilly does it.


Bill O'Reilly is 6'4 and (appears to be) of broad build.
Anderson Cooper is 5'10 and slim.

Bill is that big guy that threatens people because it makes him feel powerful, likely because he has no soul (as a "gentle giant", I find this personality type silly and exhausting). Anderson is a normal person (if fantastically wealthy his whole life) who is overly inquisitive, often to the point of concern trolling or silly-question-asking.
 
2014-03-14 11:04:01 AM
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2014-03-14 11:07:44 AM

Sgt Otter: I'm assuming he was saying we were supposed to be outraged by these whores destroying society, but we certainly enjoyed the eye-candy.


I'm convinced a "conservative" TV host could show hardcore porn on a normal cable channel if he spent the whole time in "OMG OUTRAGE" mode.
 
2014-03-14 11:16:48 AM
Cooper's actual viewer numbers are nowhere near Billo in real numbers. Not as long these people keep the fear alive...

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"Martha, that Obama's tryin' to kill us again. I'm gonna forward some more emails to th' grankids...":
 
2014-03-14 12:16:50 PM
Not that I'm trying to defend Bill O'Reilly, but I'm not really surprised that during "breaking news" (if you can call MH370 breaking news anymore..) a pre-taped show that's invariably about politics doesn't get as many viewers as live coverage of an intriguing news story.
 
2014-03-14 12:32:52 PM

wxboy: Not that I'm trying to defend Bill O'Reilly, but I'm not really surprised that during "breaking news" (if you can call MH370 breaking news anymore..) a pre-taped show that's invariably about politics doesn't get as many viewers as live coverage of an intriguing news story.


Just for giggles I broke Fark tradition and actually RTFA.  Apparently AC has edged BOR about 3 times in the last year, all around breaking news items.  Beyond that even those "wins" were demographic wins not total viewership wins.

The headline is equivalent to saying the Bills were better than the Broncos last season based solely on the fact that the Bills won week 7 and the Broncos lost.
 
2014-03-14 01:15:55 PM

mjbok: wxboy: Not that I'm trying to defend Bill O'Reilly, but I'm not really surprised that during "breaking news" (if you can call MH370 breaking news anymore..) a pre-taped show that's invariably about politics doesn't get as many viewers as live coverage of an intriguing news story.

Just for giggles I broke Fark tradition and actually RTFA.  Apparently AC has edged BOR about 3 times in the last year, all around breaking news items.  Beyond that even those "wins" were demographic wins not total viewership wins.

The headline is equivalent to saying the Bills were better than the Broncos last season based solely on the fact that the Bills won week 7 and the Broncos lost.


Now you done it - went and busted their bubble.
 
2014-03-14 01:21:52 PM

vonster: Now you done it - went and busted their bubble.


I hate to bring facts into a Fark thread, but every now and then you have to do it.
 
2014-03-14 01:44:31 PM
Maybe those two should be the new "Odd Couple"....and then turn it into an October/December rom-com.  Just spitballing here.
 
2014-03-14 01:58:44 PM
I'll take a blank stretch of wall over either of them.
 
2014-03-14 03:54:58 PM
But Bill does it live.....
 
2014-03-14 04:17:13 PM
I'd rather watch the Star Wars Christmas Special than Bill O'Reilly
 
2014-03-14 05:00:18 PM

factoryconnection: Which would you rather watch, subby?
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That picture brings back memories of Russian domesticated miniture Giraffes, they're real!  google them.
 
2014-03-14 05:00:48 PM
That's pretty moronic! If they WANT to watch AC, what is stopping them?
 
2014-03-14 09:51:22 PM

Mega Steve: I'd rather watch the Star Wars Christmas Special than Bill O'Reilly


Duh, The Star Wars Christmas Special doesn't exist. Now, what about the Star Wars Holiday Special?

Dear god, what have I become?
 
2014-03-15 08:49:54 PM
This is bullshiat.

People who would rather watch O'Reilly aren't smart enough to respond to polls.

/Abe Lincoln wouldn't do itl
 
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