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(Daily Kos)   Daily Kos diary fawns over the rantings of a Krystal Ball, a one time congressional candidate in a purplish district in Virginia, who lost in a landslide when she ran for office   (dailykos.com ) divider line
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2014-03-14 01:19:05 PM  

Lucky LaRue: manbart: Lucky LaRue: James!: Lucky LaRue: James!: Lucky LaRue: James!: The first person who attempted to run for congress with pictures of her drunkenly felating a novelty penis nose.

We salute you.

Well, at least she ensured herself the young, liberal vote.  Which is probably why she lost in a landslide, but I digress..  We were saluting the slutty congressional candidate..

The nose was on her husband.  What's slutty about that?

Maybe the fact that she was also letting her friend felate her husband's nose penis?  Or is that considered "normal" sexual behavior amongst the liberal crowd?

Oh my god, you actually care about this.

Moralize you crazy prude, moralize for all you're worth.

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I can tell you are having a bad day, manbart.  Maybe you should log off and go see a doctor about that butthurt of yours..


?? You should seek some help with your sexual insecurities maybe...just a thought.
 
2014-03-14 01:21:31 PM  

Lucky LaRue: manbart: Lucky LaRue: James!: Lucky LaRue: James!: Lucky LaRue: James!: The first person who attempted to run for congress with pictures of her drunkenly felating a novelty penis nose.

We salute you.

Well, at least she ensured herself the young, liberal vote.  Which is probably why she lost in a landslide, but I digress..  We were saluting the slutty congressional candidate..

The nose was on her husband.  What's slutty about that?

Maybe the fact that she was also letting her friend felate her husband's nose penis?  Or is that considered "normal" sexual behavior amongst the liberal crowd?

Oh my god, you actually care about this.

Moralize you crazy prude, moralize for all you're worth.

[img.fark.net image 170x170]

[i5.photobucket.com image 481x800]

I can tell you are having a bad day, manbart.  Maybe you should log off and go see a doctor about that butthurt of yours..


Are you intentionally trying to prove his point?
 
2014-03-14 01:26:34 PM  

Lord_Baull: phaseolus: Maybe Farkers on the right will come up with a compelling argument before the end of the day and move the thread rightwards, who knows? Anything can happen.


Thanks for the laugh.



No conservative intellectual's stepped up to the plate yet, but hey, the day's still young. I'm sure the challenge will be accepted any minute now
 
2014-03-14 01:27:03 PM  

Lucky LaRue: manbart: Did you know that both sides are bad?

I can see how, in your simple, dichotomous world, this would be an irrational paradox.  But the grown-up world is much more complex and allows for the possibility that both sides *are* bad because extremism is bad, no matter what form it takes.


True. Currently, however, we only have one side going extreme. The hypothesized left extremist positions are yet to become reality. The truth is the dichotomy of current right wing extremism exerting undue influence in your country; a reality; and a potential leftwing reaction, that does not currently exist outside of ignored fringe groups.
 
2014-03-14 01:34:51 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Mike_1962: zappaisfrank: "The second reason the GOP is irrelevant is because your economic ideology is toast, debunked, discredited. Your intellectual heavy is Paul Ryan. Paul Ryan! You've been flailing around in a house that Reagan built for three decades and still haven't realized it's just an empty frame with no foundation. Come back to me when you have some actual evidence for your economic ideology, and no, Ayn Rand novels don't count."

She's right on this part,anyway.

Actually she's pretty much right all around. Don't misunderstand, moving too far left too quickly would be really stupid. The truth is that the US needs to move significantly to the left while still maintaining an environment that allows business to flourish. It's not that hard. Most of the developed world manages it quite handily....

So you think it's ok to sacrifice Labor and their values to the capitalist machinery just so everything will stay smooth?  Maybe it's time to shake up the status quo and demand real change rather than accepting that Labor will have to wait a little while longer (again) for "their turn".


Heh. Hardly. I take it you didn't comprehend what I wrote. I merely make the point that the interests of business and labour are not mutually exclusive. Germany sets a good example. For that matter, so did the period from 1955 to 1980 in the US. Very different methods, of course...
 
2014-03-14 01:40:39 PM  

Mike_1962: ?? You should seek some help with your sexual insecurities maybe...just a thought.


Dan the Schman: Are you intentionally trying to prove his point?


Lucky LaRue is the current king troll on Fark. He is not serious at all, and won't engage in actual conversation, its just:

LLR: "libs libs libs"
Some Farker: "what?, you're retarded."
LLR: "Why are you attacking me, you libs sure are crazy!"
Some Farker: "What, that makes no sense, why did you say X, Y and Z?"
LLR: "LOL, why do *YOU* think I said that?"

rinse, wash repeat ad nauseam.
 
2014-03-14 01:45:42 PM  

Lord_Baull: obeymatt: Lord_Baull: I'd like to see Christina Hendricks behind a desk. Rowl.

There is this whole show called Mad Men where she played a secretary. There are plenty of desks, if you are into that thing.


whhhooooooooosssshhhhhhHHHHHHH!!!


Right.
 
2014-03-14 01:48:40 PM  
Wow, there's a whole lot of hate for her in here. She must be saying something right to piss off you hacks, lol.

Personally, she won me over with this article.

But yeah, I can see how she might offend some of you by going after your favorite corporate, lite-neocon DINOs.
 
2014-03-14 01:59:29 PM  
Submitter sounds.....teabaggy.
 
2014-03-14 02:07:45 PM  

manbart: Mike_1962: ?? You should seek some help with your sexual insecurities maybe...just a thought.

Dan the Schman: Are you intentionally trying to prove his point?

Lucky LaRue is the current king troll on Fark. He is not serious at all, and won't engage in actual conversation, its just:

LLR: "libs libs libs"
Some Farker: "what?, you're retarded."
LLR: "Why are you attacking me, you libs sure are crazy!"
Some Farker: "What, that makes no sense, why did you say X, Y and Z?"
LLR: "LOL, why do *YOU* think I said that?"

rinse, wash repeat ad nauseam.


Ah. Sigh. THAT's why it was so easy.
 
2014-03-14 02:07:48 PM  

Lucky LaRue: manbart: Lucky LaRue: James!: Lucky LaRue: James!: Lucky LaRue: James!: The first person who attempted to run for congress with pictures of her drunkenly felating a novelty penis nose.

We salute you.

Well, at least she ensured herself the young, liberal vote.  Which is probably why she lost in a landslide, but I digress..  We were saluting the slutty congressional candidate..

The nose was on her husband.  What's slutty about that?

Maybe the fact that she was also letting her friend felate her husband's nose penis?  Or is that considered "normal" sexual behavior amongst the liberal crowd?

Oh my god, you actually care about this.

Moralize you crazy prude, moralize for all you're worth.

[img.fark.net image 170x170]

[i5.photobucket.com image 481x800]

I can tell you are having a bad day, manbart.  Maybe you should log off and go see a doctor about that butthurt of yours..


Guy says very stupid shiat pretending to be an average conservative, people take stupid shiat seriously because it is normal stupid shiat his side would say.  Therefore liberals are stupid for thinking his average stupid conservative shiat is real.  Who's side is actually stupid?
 
2014-03-14 02:18:20 PM  

Mike_1962: Lucky LaRue: Mike_1962: zappaisfrank: "The second reason the GOP is irrelevant is because your economic ideology is toast, debunked, discredited. Your intellectual heavy is Paul Ryan. Paul Ryan! You've been flailing around in a house that Reagan built for three decades and still haven't realized it's just an empty frame with no foundation. Come back to me when you have some actual evidence for your economic ideology, and no, Ayn Rand novels don't count."

She's right on this part,anyway.

Actually she's pretty much right all around. Don't misunderstand, moving too far left too quickly would be really stupid. The truth is that the US needs to move significantly to the left while still maintaining an environment that allows business to flourish. It's not that hard. Most of the developed world manages it quite handily....

So you think it's ok to sacrifice Labor and their values to the capitalist machinery just so everything will stay smooth?  Maybe it's time to shake up the status quo and demand real change rather than accepting that Labor will have to wait a little while longer (again) for "their turn".

Heh. Hardly. I take it you didn't comprehend what I wrote. I merely make the point that the interests of business and labour are not mutually exclusive. Germany sets a good example. For that matter, so did the period from 1955 to 1980 in the US. Very different methods, of course...


I see.  So long as Labor plays by the rules that CorpUSA has established, then everything runs in harmony and everyone gets what they want.  Of course, the corporations get a little *more* of what they want than does labor, but just so long as nobody is complaining, then nobody is hurt by a little greed, right?
 
2014-03-14 02:19:56 PM  

Mike_1962: manbart: Mike_1962: ?? You should seek some help with your sexual insecurities maybe...just a thought.

Dan the Schman: Are you intentionally trying to prove his point?

Lucky LaRue is the current king troll on Fark. He is not serious at all, and won't engage in actual conversation, its just:

LLR: "libs libs libs"
Some Farker: "what?, you're retarded."
LLR: "Why are you attacking me, you libs sure are crazy!"
Some Farker: "What, that makes no sense, why did you say X, Y and Z?"
LLR: "LOL, why do *YOU* think I said that?"

rinse, wash repeat ad nauseam.

Ah. Sigh. THAT's why it was so easy.


Yeah, clearly I'm a conservative troll.. whatever makes it easier for people to avoid having their worldview challenged, they'll buy - no matter how absurd the premise.
 
2014-03-14 02:24:27 PM  
I like how even though Krystal Ball has had a show for a while now, that she still can't afford shirts with sleeves.

Hey Krystal! Get yourself some sleeves girls. You deserve it!
 
2014-03-14 02:26:58 PM  

Lucky LaRue: I enjoyed watching Krystal Ball go full herbal teabagger on the left-wing moderates.

It's as if they crazies on the left saw all the attention the crazies on the right have gotten over the last couple of years and decided they could have it, too.  And all it takes is the complete evisceration of their political party.


Feel free to tag me as an "herbal teabagger". I think it's a cute moniker.

You guys are getting primary'd by folks with integrity eventually. :D
 
2014-03-14 02:29:32 PM  

phaseolus: Lord_Baull: phaseolus: Maybe Farkers on the right will come up with a compelling argument before the end of the day and move the thread rightwards, who knows? Anything can happen.


Thanks for the laugh.


No conservative intellectual's stepped up to the plate yet, but hey, the day's still young. I'm sure the challenge will be accepted any minute now



Stop, man, you're killing me.
 
2014-03-14 02:32:46 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Mike_1962: manbart: Mike_1962: ?? You should seek some help with your sexual insecurities maybe...just a thought.

Dan the Schman: Are you intentionally trying to prove his point?

Lucky LaRue is the current king troll on Fark. He is not serious at all, and won't engage in actual conversation, its just:

LLR: "libs libs libs"
Some Farker: "what?, you're retarded."
LLR: "Why are you attacking me, you libs sure are crazy!"
Some Farker: "What, that makes no sense, why did you say X, Y and Z?"
LLR: "LOL, why do *YOU* think I said that?"

rinse, wash repeat ad nauseam.

Ah. Sigh. THAT's why it was so easy.

Yeah, clearly I'm a conservative troll.. whatever makes it easier for people to avoid having their worldview challenged, they'll buy - no matter how absurd the premise.


Ha. You would have better served your position had you provided a reasoned point rather than foolishly carrying out the ad nauseum repititon.
 
2014-03-14 02:36:27 PM  

Ablejack: Lucky LaRue: Mike_1962: manbart: Mike_1962: ?? You should seek some help with your sexual insecurities maybe...just a thought.

Dan the Schman: Are you intentionally trying to prove his point?

Lucky LaRue is the current king troll on Fark. He is not serious at all, and won't engage in actual conversation, its just:

LLR: "libs libs libs"
Some Farker: "what?, you're retarded."
LLR: "Why are you attacking me, you libs sure are crazy!"
Some Farker: "What, that makes no sense, why did you say X, Y and Z?"
LLR: "LOL, why do *YOU* think I said that?"

rinse, wash repeat ad nauseam.

Ah. Sigh. THAT's why it was so easy.

Yeah, clearly I'm a conservative troll.. whatever makes it easier for people to avoid having their worldview challenged, they'll buy - no matter how absurd the premise.

Ha. You would have better served your position had you provided a reasoned point rather than foolishly carrying out the ad nauseum repititon.


Are you sure you don't have me confused with someone else?  The only thing I've been repetitive about is asking mike_1962 to justify his apologist position about Big Business and Labor.
 
2014-03-14 02:43:14 PM  
Perhaps. I'm on the mobile so it's a little messier. Frankly I wish Fark would provide each comment with it's author rather than just having a list of monikers and then requiring us to do the math. Sorry if I misquoted.
 
2014-03-14 03:25:57 PM  
The conservatards just keep scrying about Krystal Ball.
 
2014-03-14 04:05:24 PM  
These threads are just more evidence that the American Right has lost it's collective marbles.
 
2014-03-14 04:17:23 PM  

Loucifer: The conservatards just keep scrying about Krystal Ball.


I foresaw what you were going to do there.
 
2014-03-14 06:23:34 PM  

phaseolus: Walker: Krystall Ball? Really? What parent names their kid Krystall Ball? I guess the same kind that names their kids Dick Trickle or Ima Pigg.

/RIP Dick Trickle


I'm related to a Candy Bahr. She kept her name when she got married, she's always been in sales of one kind or another, and people never forgot her name.


We used to have an IBM sales rep named "Kandi Barrell".

She was a damn good sales rep. I never gave her any grief over her name; I figured she'd gotten tired of the jokes long ago. Besides, I've been the brunt of jokes about my own name often enough.
 
2014-03-14 06:24:31 PM  
This thread is sorely lacking in pictures of Krystal Ball.
 
2014-03-14 07:16:33 PM  
So?


And?


...
 
2014-03-14 07:21:40 PM  
love Krystal and Abby. They bring a lot of good commentary, and it doesn't hurt that they are very pretty. But to WTF Indeed, MSNBC has always had the hottie of news: Chris Jansing.
 
2014-03-15 04:50:48 AM  
What a trolly thread..

Anyway, I was barely familiar with Krystal Ball's name, but I really like the transcript in the link.

Yes, the Republicans can't possibly last much longer, but they are determined to cause as much pain, suffering, and death as they can while they still can.
 
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