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(KTLA Los Angeles)   I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today   (ktla.com) divider line 21
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2014-03-14 01:21:07 AM
fta Brown had left through the "release area"

Well, that was apt.
 
2014-03-14 08:10:25 AM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-14 08:13:39 AM
"... the inmate was able to escape through the jail Inmate Reception Center release area door," Parker said in a news release issued about five hours after the escape was first announced on Twitter. "Identified security concerns were immediately remedied."

So, they shut the door?
 
2014-03-14 08:14:18 AM
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"I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbiatch Reagan in the White House."
 
2014-03-14 08:21:25 AM
Stupid, he was in the wrong line!
 
2014-03-14 08:24:08 AM
Not Sure.
 
2014-03-14 08:29:30 AM
The 70's called, they want their hair back.
 
2014-03-14 08:35:28 AM
At least he's not beating on Rihanna again.
 
2014-03-14 08:37:59 AM
Is someone coming to pick you up in the rain?
 
2014-03-14 08:55:26 AM
If they are dumb enough to just let him walk out they shouldn't be able charge him with jail breaking when they get him back.
 
2014-03-14 09:05:46 AM

some_beer_drinker: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 306x164]


You dumbass.   You're in the wrong line!
 
2014-03-14 09:22:16 AM

Egoy3k: If they are dumb enough to just let him walk out they shouldn't be able charge him with jail breaking when they get him back.


He pretended to be another inmate, and managed to slip through something to prevent that.
It would be more interesting if he'd pretended for two months that today was his release date and been let out by a different failure mode.
 
2014-03-14 09:22:52 AM
4 farkin years for two computers and 4 flash drives?

WTF??
 
2014-03-14 09:29:32 AM
My first greenlight :)
 
2014-03-14 09:43:28 AM

stiletto2: My first greenlight :)


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-14 10:22:41 AM
You're supposed to be in that line, dumbass!
 
2014-03-14 11:03:37 AM
"Crucifiction?"
"No. Freedom. They told me I hadn't done anything wrong and I could go."
"Oh, well, off with you then."
 
2014-03-14 11:17:57 AM

kvinesknows: 4 farkin years for two computers and 4 flash drives?

WTF??


Must've been some very bad behavior.
/dnrtfa
 
2014-03-14 12:53:19 PM

kvinesknows: 4 farkin years for two computers and 4 flash drives?

WTF??


The trumped up the charges by saying the computers were full of PATIENT DATA, like the transient stealing computers was going to sit down and start selling the data on the black market instead of trying to pawn the computers.
 
2014-03-14 02:26:55 PM

That Guy Jeff: kvinesknows: 4 farkin years for two computers and 4 flash drives?

WTF??

The trumped up the charges by saying the computers were full of PATIENT DATA, like the transient stealing computers was going to sit down and start selling the data on the black market instead of trying to pawn the computers.


If he's smart (if) he sells the computers to a guy who knows what he's doing (or at least knows others who know what they're doing) and will pay more for machines with juicy data on them.  He doesn't have to know how to extract the data, just who to sell it to.

/ I mean, it shouldn't matter though, because all that sensitive data was encrypted, right? right?  Or is somebody going after the owners of the computer for not encrypting their data?
 
2014-03-14 09:49:51 PM

serial_crusher: That Guy Jeff: kvinesknows: 4 farkin years for two computers and 4 flash drives?

WTF??

The trumped up the charges by saying the computers were full of PATIENT DATA, like the transient stealing computers was going to sit down and start selling the data on the black market instead of trying to pawn the computers.

If he's smart (if) he sells the computers to a guy who knows what he's doing (or at least knows others who know what they're doing) and will pay more for machines with juicy data on them.  He doesn't have to know how to extract the data, just who to sell it to.

/ I mean, it shouldn't matter though, because all that sensitive data was encrypted, right? right?  Or is somebody going after the owners of the computer for not encrypting their data?


Let me get a buddy down here. He'll know what this disk drive is worth.
 
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