Notabunny: You've won the Awesome-est Dad On The Block award, dude. Seriously. You rock. Now tear that deathtrap down and rebuild it in your back yard on a bunch of 4x4 stilts. Plant some cheery and plum trees around it. Your kids will love it -and- everyone will be safe.
strangeluck: [images.worldnow.com image 360x261]That thing looks possibly bigger than my bedroom.. I'm gonna have to side with the city on this. The potential safety hazard aside, it's just an eyesore for the neighborhood.
AgentPothead: This is what passes for overhangs.[images.worldnow.com image 360x261]I can see if the tree fell down, that is going to hit the sidewalk if it falls in that direction, but that is not overhangs I think.
Bumblefark: It's adorable that we're pretending people still use sidewalks.
farkingismybusiness: Bumblefark: It's adorable that we're pretending people still use sidewalks.You from the future?
MFAWG: What are the odds he would have to get a permit for a shed that size in his front yard?
strangeluck: 's just an eyesore for the neighborhood
The My Little Pony Killer: It's no worse than all the shrubbery and trees that the city allows to grow over the sidewalks every spring and summer. In fact, less so since it's not actually over the sidewalks./bet he didn't even bother to look into a permit//serves him right
theflatline: If it falls on the sidewalk, then the city has all the liability.I doubt he got a permit to build, nor had an inspector come by in the process...
farkingismybusiness: [deciderization.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]That's not a safe altitude. Why is it up so high? If someone falls from there it's a guaranteed death.
gunther_bumpass: In this thread: a bunch of busybody assholes.And yet, leaf blowers remain totally legal.
Weatherkiss: gunther_bumpass: In this thread: a bunch of busybody assholes.And yet, leaf blowers remain totally legal.Why should leaf blowers be illegal in this thread?
gunther_bumpass: Weatherkiss: gunther_bumpass: In this thread: a bunch of busybody assholes.And yet, leaf blowers remain totally legal.Why should leaf blowers be illegal in this thread?Leaf blowers should be illegal everywhere, especially on the internet.I can hide from a treehouse. I can cross the street so it doesn't sneak-collapse me to death.Leaf blowers though - those farkers'll find you. A leaf blower goes through windows, through walls, through doors and headphones and farks you right in the ear, all year long. Just so some asshole can keep his emasculated, buzz-cut pixie prairie looking sharp for all his asshole neighbors. After all, you wouldn't want leaves and lawn trimmings to create an eyesore. It's a national epidemic, these eyesores. Better to shiat in your neighbor's mind with a two stroke motor all farkin' day long than to offend his glance.
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