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(New York Daily News)   Malaysia now turning to witch doctors to try and find their missing jet. OOO EEE OOO AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG   ( ) divider line 11
    More: Followup, Malaysia, jetliner, South China Morning Post, recruits, Leader of the Opposition  
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2014-03-14 12:48:52 AM  
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2014-03-14 01:08:02 AM  
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Ooo Eee,  Ooo Ahah,Ting Tang, and Wallawalla Bingbang are the names of the crew. Right,  Subby?
2014-03-14 04:57:55 AM  
1 vote:
Next up on their list of doctors to solve this case:

Actually I think Dr. Wily might have a pretty good shot at at least recovering the plane!
2014-03-14 03:47:18 AM  
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2014-03-14 03:36:09 AM  
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Cerebral Ballsy: kling_klang_bed: SirEattonHogg: AverageAmericanGuy:   Nice to see the Muslim lady participating in this pagan ritual.

Doesn't matter if you're Christian, Muslim, Buddhist or other, SE Asians are some of the most superstitious folks around - referring to the Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia and Philippines region.

People may not believe in certain things, but they do tend to atleast pay some heed to the idea(s) of angry ghosts, baby ghost/spirits, numerology, feng shui, fortune tellers and witch doctors.   It's a mixture of Malay and Chinese beliefs.

Yup, just ask this guy! (yes, I know it's Daily Fail, but they have the most comprehensive article on it): -h orrific-injuries-Indian-mob-attacked-unwittingly-rang-sacred-bell-loca l-doctors-refused-treat-him.html

Ouch, Harsh punishment for being a douche.

Not since Stiffler has one man's face screamed 'total douche'!
2014-03-14 02:53:04 AM  
1 vote:
You son of a biatch, subby.
2014-03-14 02:44:30 AM  
1 vote:
2014-03-14 02:34:30 AM  
1 vote:
Isn't hiring witch doctors unislamic?
2014-03-14 02:34:02 AM  
1 vote:
Just like the gypsy woman said!
2014-03-14 02:30:35 AM  
1 vote:
After reading Farkers' hypotheses in multiple threads the past few days, I didn't think this story could get sillier. Thank you, witch doctor dude.

Sharknado is my favorite theory so far.
2014-03-14 01:16:27 AM  
1 vote:
Nice to see the Muslim lady participating in this pagan ritual.
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