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(New York Daily News)   Malaysia now turning to witch doctors to try and find their missing jet. OOO EEE OOO AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG   (nydailynews.com) divider line 49
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2014-03-14 12:13:11 AM
ARISE CHICKEN PLANE!
 
2014-03-14 12:48:52 AM
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2014-03-14 01:08:02 AM
Ooo Eee,  Ooo Ahah,Ting Tang, and Wallawalla Bingbang are the names of the crew. Right,  Subby?

i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-03-14 01:16:27 AM
Nice to see the Muslim lady participating in this pagan ritual.
 
2014-03-14 02:30:35 AM
After reading Farkers' hypotheses in multiple threads the past few days, I didn't think this story could get sillier. Thank you, witch doctor dude.

Sharknado is my favorite theory so far.
 
2014-03-14 02:32:12 AM

HotWingAgenda: [media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 540x404]


Between this image and hashtag mcconnolling, I have't laughed so hard in a while.
 
2014-03-14 02:34:02 AM
Just like the gypsy woman said!
 
2014-03-14 02:34:30 AM
Isn't hiring witch doctors unislamic?
 
2014-03-14 02:42:52 AM
AverageAmericanGuy:   Nice to see the Muslim lady participating in this pagan ritual.


Doesn't matter if you're Christian, Muslim, Buddhist or other, SE Asians are some of the most superstitious folks around - referring to the Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia and Philippines region.

People may not believe in certain things, but they do tend to atleast pay some heed to the idea(s) of angry ghosts, baby ghost/spirits, numerology, feng shui, fortune tellers and witch doctors.   It's a mixture of Malay and Chinese beliefs.
 
2014-03-14 02:44:30 AM
mlblogsrickm.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-14 02:53:04 AM
You son of a biatch, subby.
 
2014-03-14 03:03:31 AM

SirEattonHogg: AverageAmericanGuy:   Nice to see the Muslim lady participating in this pagan ritual.


Doesn't matter if you're Christian, Muslim, Buddhist or other, SE Asians are some of the most superstitious folks around - referring to the Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia and Philippines region.

People may not believe in certain things, but they do tend to atleast pay some heed to the idea(s) of angry ghosts, baby ghost/spirits, numerology, feng shui, fortune tellers and witch doctors.   It's a mixture of Malay and Chinese beliefs.


Yup, just ask this guy! (yes, I know it's Daily Fail, but they have the most comprehensive article on it):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2569239/Russian-tourist-left -h orrific-injuries-Indian-mob-attacked-unwittingly-rang-sacred-bell-loca l-doctors-refused-treat-him.html
 
2014-03-14 03:04:26 AM
What about a inverse dowser on a raft?
 
2014-03-14 03:12:28 AM

Fista-Phobia: [mlblogsrickm.files.wordpress.com image 720x480]


So you're saying bats brought down the plane? That would take a lot of flying rodents... but I suppose it's possible...
 
2014-03-14 03:15:46 AM
Get the fark out of here, Dr. Mario! We weren't calling you.
 
2014-03-14 03:20:21 AM
This story is two days old.  (http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1447159/video-chinese-ridicu le- malaysias-recruitment-witch-doctor-track-missing )

The news about this story is haywire.  Trust none of it.  Every last iota is bullshiat.
 
2014-03-14 03:23:40 AM

kling_klang_bed: SirEattonHogg: AverageAmericanGuy:   Nice to see the Muslim lady participating in this pagan ritual.


Doesn't matter if you're Christian, Muslim, Buddhist or other, SE Asians are some of the most superstitious folks around - referring to the Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia and Philippines region.

People may not believe in certain things, but they do tend to atleast pay some heed to the idea(s) of angry ghosts, baby ghost/spirits, numerology, feng shui, fortune tellers and witch doctors.   It's a mixture of Malay and Chinese beliefs.

Yup, just ask this guy! (yes, I know it's Daily Fail, but they have the most comprehensive article on it):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2569239/Russian-tourist-left -h orrific-injuries-Indian-mob-attacked-unwittingly-rang-sacred-bell-loca l-doctors-refused-treat-him.html


Ouch, Harsh punishment for being a douche.
 
2014-03-14 03:26:58 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: kling_klang_bed: SirEattonHogg: AverageAmericanGuy:   Nice to see the Muslim lady participating in this pagan ritual.


Doesn't matter if you're Christian, Muslim, Buddhist or other, SE Asians are some of the most superstitious folks around - referring to the Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia and Philippines region.

People may not believe in certain things, but they do tend to atleast pay some heed to the idea(s) of angry ghosts, baby ghost/spirits, numerology, feng shui, fortune tellers and witch doctors.   It's a mixture of Malay and Chinese beliefs.

Yup, just ask this guy! (yes, I know it's Daily Fail, but they have the most comprehensive article on it):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2569239/Russian-tourist-left -h orrific-injuries-Indian-mob-attacked-unwittingly-rang-sacred-bell-loca l-doctors-refused-treat-him.html

Ouch, Harsh punishment for being a douche.


Yeah, but at least he got some makeup artist to apply all that obvious but well done zombie makeup to his face, as a consolation.
 
2014-03-14 03:36:09 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: kling_klang_bed: SirEattonHogg: AverageAmericanGuy:   Nice to see the Muslim lady participating in this pagan ritual.


Doesn't matter if you're Christian, Muslim, Buddhist or other, SE Asians are some of the most superstitious folks around - referring to the Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia and Philippines region.

People may not believe in certain things, but they do tend to atleast pay some heed to the idea(s) of angry ghosts, baby ghost/spirits, numerology, feng shui, fortune tellers and witch doctors.   It's a mixture of Malay and Chinese beliefs.

Yup, just ask this guy! (yes, I know it's Daily Fail, but they have the most comprehensive article on it):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2569239/Russian-tourist-left -h orrific-injuries-Indian-mob-attacked-unwittingly-rang-sacred-bell-loca l-doctors-refused-treat-him.html

Ouch, Harsh punishment for being a douche.


i.dailymail.co.uk

Not since Stiffler has one man's face screamed 'total douche'!
 
2014-03-14 03:36:27 AM

ladyfortuna: Fista-Phobia: [mlblogsrickm.files.wordpress.com image 720x480]

So you're saying bats brought down the plane? That would take a lot of flying rodents... but I suppose it's possible...


I hadn't thought about that. As a side note, the new Julian Cope release will be named Mammalia Asphyxia GOD Machine.
 
2014-03-14 03:47:18 AM
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2014-03-14 04:06:18 AM

Fista-Phobia: [mlblogsrickm.files.wordpress.com image 720x480]


Jobu you seen plane?
 
2014-03-14 04:55:29 AM
someone call miss cleo!
 
2014-03-14 04:57:55 AM
Next up on their list of doctors to solve this case:

surbrook.devermore.net

upload.wikimedia.org

i39.tinypic.com

Actually I think Dr. Wily might have a pretty good shot at at least recovering the plane!
 
2014-03-14 05:09:32 AM
It's plane plain as day twas aliens.

Shatner>TwighlightZone>Gremlin-on-the-WingEpisode.jpg
 
2014-03-14 05:24:07 AM
It was obviously a bat strike. That, or they hit one of those UFOs cloaked to look like a cloud. Or wait...nobody's brought up magic carpets yet. A big ass carpet getting stuck in the engine would really Fark things up.
 
2014-03-14 05:25:31 AM
I'm tellin ya.. Max Fenig was on board and the plan was crashed by the aliens.

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-14 05:43:47 AM
Kling_Klang_Bed:
Yup, just ask this guy! (yes, I know it's Daily Fail, but they have the most comprehensive article on it):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2569239/Russian-tourist-left -h orrific-injuries-Indian-mob-attacked-unwittingly-rang-sacred-bell-loca l-doctors-refused-treat-him.html



The guy looks like Two Face now.  Yikes.
 
2014-03-14 06:20:20 AM
Even if they were hijacked, it failed. I bet they make movie and pretend the people onboard saved thousands of lives.
 
2014-03-14 07:16:08 AM
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2014-03-14 07:28:13 AM
"I think the plane is still in the air or has crashed into the sea," he was quoted in Free Malaysia Today.

Wow, really going out there on a limb with that prediction, huh?
 
2014-03-14 07:28:49 AM
Nice headline, subby.  Enter the contest.
 
2014-03-14 07:37:31 AM

HotWingAgenda: Cerebral Ballsy: kling_klang_bed: SirEattonHogg: AverageAmericanGuy:   Nice to see the Muslim lady participating in this pagan ritual.


Doesn't matter if you're Christian, Muslim, Buddhist or other, SE Asians are some of the most superstitious folks around - referring to the Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia and Philippines region.

People may not believe in certain things, but they do tend to atleast pay some heed to the idea(s) of angry ghosts, baby ghost/spirits, numerology, feng shui, fortune tellers and witch doctors.   It's a mixture of Malay and Chinese beliefs.

Yup, just ask this guy! (yes, I know it's Daily Fail, but they have the most comprehensive article on it):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2569239/Russian-tourist-left -h orrific-injuries-Indian-mob-attacked-unwittingly-rang-sacred-bell-loca l-doctors-refused-treat-him.html

Ouch, Harsh punishment for being a douche.

Yeah, but at least he got some makeup artist to apply all that obvious but well done zombie makeup to his face, as a consolation.


You really think it's fake?  I'm not sure either way.

Btw, if you haven't eaten breakfast yet, the pics are kind of horrifying...
 
2014-03-14 07:46:20 AM

Boloxor the Insipid: This story is two days old.  (http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1447159/video-chinese-ridicu le- malaysias-recruitment-witch-doctor-track-missing )

The news about this story is haywire.  Trust none of it.  Every last iota is bullshiat.


It's all Greek to me.
 
2014-03-14 07:47:39 AM
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2014-03-14 07:47:52 AM
Hot damn! Richard Donner's gonna give us a reboot!

upload.wikimedia.org

/oh wait, Michael Bay's directing, and Will Ferrell's starring...
 
2014-03-14 08:04:06 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe he was evil after-all
 
2014-03-14 08:52:57 AM

fusillade762: ARISE CHICKEN PLANE!


BillyWitchDoctor.com
 
2014-03-14 09:23:55 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Hot damn! Richard Donner's gonna give us a reboot!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 453x303]

/oh wait, Michael Bay's directing, and Will Ferrell's starring...


UH OH, CHONGO!
 
2014-03-14 10:04:01 AM
They mention a magic boat and a flying carpet. If regular aircrafts and boats cannot currently locate the plane, then surely the magic boat and flying carpet should be aiding the search effort.

If they have these resources, why are they not being used where they can help the most? More proof it is an inside job.
 
2014-03-14 10:31:28 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Nice to see the Muslim lady participating in this pagan ritual.




What a pagan ritual might look like.
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2014-03-14 10:31:30 AM
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2014-03-14 10:37:34 AM

StoPPeRmobile: What a pagan ritual might look like.


Until somebody with a sling shot and ball bearings stops by.
 
2014-03-14 12:41:45 PM
"The Witch Doctor" was the #1 song in the US on the day (and for the year) I was born.

Things have changed a lot in 55 years....
 
2014-03-14 01:16:09 PM
Clearly the fukashima radiation leak has affected the sharks.

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2014-03-14 02:11:03 PM

SirEattonHogg: Kling_Klang_Bed:
Yup, just ask this guy! (yes, I know it's Daily Fail, but they have the most comprehensive article on it):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2569239/Russian-tourist-left -h orrific-injuries-Indian-mob-attacked-unwittingly-rang-sacred-bell-loca l-doctors-refused-treat-him.html


The guy looks like Two Face now.  Yikes.


Which one?
 
2014-03-14 03:42:50 PM
Yup, the gods are always impressed by some guy waving a couple of melons around.

Because they're easily impressed gods, that's why.

Look, you may not be impressed, but, the gods eat that shiat right up.

I'm telling you, a couple of melons, and you get whatever you want.

The plane?  That could be a bit harder.  Hand me the papayas.
 
2014-03-14 06:59:10 PM
AND WE LET THESE PEOPLE FLY PLANES???


/look stupid is an understatement !
//this is why they should not have complicated things.
 
2014-03-15 12:48:21 PM

MythDragon: [img.photobucket.com image 400x300]


Came for the Aqua Teen reference, left satisifed.
 
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