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(Bangor Daily News)   Robber gets bogged down in snow in victims driveway. Victim blocks robber from leaving til cops show up. Dumbass tag is ready for duty   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 11
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2014-03-14 02:45:29 AM
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If it's from inside a home it's burglary, not robbery.
 
2014-03-14 03:05:59 AM
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What the hell is that?
 
2014-03-14 03:21:13 AM

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What the hell is that?


A paywall.
/Ain't no payments coming from me to bangor daily.
 
2014-03-14 03:42:34 AM
Tattooing a criminals forehead should be a thing. 'Thief' and 'Idiot' would work for this guy. In Comic Sans, no less. So then, the only ways for him to remove it would be laser(which would not be legal), or makeup, which haha, homo.
 
2014-03-14 05:23:58 AM
He wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad.

/obscure?
 
2014-03-14 06:34:54 AM
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2014-03-14 07:15:06 AM
And here I thought the dumbass tag was for putting surveys on your website for people to answer before they can actually read the article.
 
2014-03-14 10:29:21 AM
The article says he was a burglar not a robber.
 
2014-03-14 11:52:57 AM

Hermione_Granger: [i.imgur.com image 500x289]


I had never seen this before. It just made everyone's Friday here at work.

/I'm from snowy climes, myself. But where I live now - smack dab in the middle of the country - they close the schools for ONE INCH of snow. Not an inch of ice, etc. - one lousy inch of snow. The monsters love it, but luckily Mama knows how to drive in the snow/ice/etc. and I get my butt to work if at all possible.
//I've told the monsters more than once, "Here's the house key. You take the house, I'll take the car. Bye!"
///Supermom?
 
2014-03-14 01:37:25 PM

taurusowner: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 240x200]

If it's from inside a home it's burglary, not robbery.


RottenEggs: The article says he was a burglar not a robber.


Bravo, gentlemen!
We must educate these philistines that robbery requires the victim to be present and force, or threat of force, is used.
 
2014-03-14 08:46:26 PM
Who wants to bet that between "I was burglared!" and "I was robbed!" the victim chooses the latter?
 
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