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(Mediaite)   It's a bad week to be a plane   (mediaite.com) divider line 81
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11878 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2014 at 7:46 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-13 07:47:53 PM  
But it's still a gift to be simple, right?
 
2014-03-13 07:48:05 PM  
Or a passenger
 
2014-03-13 07:48:46 PM  
Now arriving at gate 6... gate 7... gate 8... gate 9...
 
2014-03-13 07:49:02 PM  
Everyone walked away.  That was not a crash, it was an emergency landing.
 
2014-03-13 07:49:46 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-13 07:49:46 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Farking
 
2014-03-13 07:49:57 PM  
Subby, I don't know what to make of that headline.
 
2014-03-13 07:50:11 PM  
Oh, yeah, that'll buff right out.
 
2014-03-13 07:50:12 PM  
But a good week to be an insurance agent.
 
2014-03-13 07:50:29 PM  
It's a twister! It's a twister!
 
2014-03-13 07:51:09 PM  
God dammit you idiot passengers, LEAVE YOUR FARKING CARRY ONS IN THE PLANE DURING AN EMERGENCY EVACUATION!!! It isn't that hard!
 
2014-03-13 07:51:13 PM  
pbs.twimg.commontrealradioguy.files.wordpress.com

They grow up so fast...
 
2014-03-13 07:51:49 PM  
Where will they bury the survivors?
 
2014-03-13 07:51:49 PM  
If there's one thing I hate more than airline crashes, it's mobile sites that use OnSwipe.


/fark you OnSwipe
 
2014-03-13 07:51:51 PM  

Unknown_Poltroon: Everyone walked away.  That was not a crash, it was an emergency landing.


Don't come in here with your "facts!" We're trying to have an Airplane thread up in here!
 
2014-03-13 07:52:08 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Subby, I don't know what to make of that headline.


A brooch, a hat, a pterodactyl ...
 
2014-03-13 07:52:44 PM  
This girl actually died in the crash and is photobombing for her haunting credits.
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-03-13 07:53:02 PM  
Not a crash -- aborted takeoff after tire from front landing gear blew.
 
2014-03-13 07:53:08 PM  

Triumph: [pbs.twimg.com image 768x1024][montrealradioguy.files.wordpress.com image 615x461]

They grow up so fast...


that was my immediate first thought as well, lol
 
2014-03-13 07:53:09 PM  
This isn't breaking news
 
2014-03-13 07:53:23 PM  
Really? This is the time for a selfie?

Eff that song...
 
2014-03-13 07:53:37 PM  
Go home, plane, you're drunk

worst spring break ever
 
2014-03-13 07:54:00 PM  

Triumph: [pbs.twimg.com image 768x1024][montrealradioguy.files.wordpress.com image 615x461]

They grow up so fast...


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-03-13 07:54:03 PM  
Looks like the pilots both had the fish for dinner.
 
2014-03-13 07:54:21 PM  
Subby, do you like movies about gladiators?
 
2014-03-13 07:54:32 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Looks like the pilots both had the fish for dinner.


I remember. I had the lasagna.
 
2014-03-13 07:54:36 PM  
LOL.  You may be cool under pressure, but are you "crash-landing selfie" cool?
 
2014-03-13 07:55:03 PM  
but it's a great week to continue sniffing glue
 
2014-03-13 07:55:47 PM  
Plane Reportedly Crash Lands at Philadelphia Airport

Reportedly? You'd think the pictures would have clinched it.
 
2014-03-13 07:56:14 PM  
I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2014-03-13 07:56:14 PM  
Howie lost it?
 
2014-03-13 07:56:19 PM  

Random Internet Persona: HMS_Blinkin: Looks like the pilots both had the fish for dinner.

I remember. I had the lasagna.


Just go out there and win one for the zipper.
 
2014-03-13 07:57:30 PM  

PainInTheASP: LOL.  You may be cool under pressure, but are you "crash-landing selfie" cool?


The trick would be to take one from about chest level up, so it would not show the skid marks.

On the runway, I mean, of course.
 
2014-03-13 07:58:51 PM  
Looks like it's a good week to attention whore by using a selfie to document a nationally covered news story:
http://twitter.com/han_horan/status/444246200451989504/photo/1
pbs.twimg.com

You may now post would/would not hit comments.

/would've 20 years ago, based solely on the eyebrows
 
2014-03-13 07:59:05 PM  

MisterTweak: PainInTheASP: LOL.  You may be cool under pressure, but are you "crash-landing selfie" cool?

The trick would be to take one from about chest level up, so it would not show the skid marks.

On the runway, I mean, of course.


Well, either really.
 
2014-03-13 07:59:05 PM  
'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up!
 
2014-03-13 08:00:12 PM  
Malaysian plane crash lands at Philadelphia Airport?

/might make a good story,  if it hasn't been done already.
 
2014-03-13 08:01:07 PM  

ultraholland: but it's a great week to continue sniffing glue


I had to quit sniffin glue last month

/skinned my cat's aunt
//and my aunt's cat
 
2014-03-13 08:01:26 PM  
In keeping with the spirit of the Airplane! thread, this is exactly the sort of thing I was worried would happen when Delta started using Roger Murdoch in its pre-flight safety videos.

d.fastcompany.net

/I lol'ed so hard when I saw this on a recent flight
 
2014-03-13 08:02:10 PM  

Triumph: [pbs.twimg.com image 768x1024][montrealradioguy.files.wordpress.com image 615x461]


Truly teenaged girls never change
 
2014-03-13 08:03:33 PM  

bughunter: Looks like it's a good week to attention whore by using a selfie to document a nationally covered news story:
http://twitter.com/han_horan/status/444246200451989504/photo/1


You may now post would/would not hit comments.

/would've 20 years ago, based solely on the eyebrows


Yep...I sure would.
 
2014-03-13 08:04:50 PM  
At least they know where this plane is.
 
2014-03-13 08:05:19 PM  
I am death afraid of plane engines. The scene in Castaway where he survived the crash, floats to the top, only to be chased by a plane engine is terrorizing to me. I couldn't get out on the wing like those in the picture. I'd do the slide, then run anywhere, away from the engine.
 
2014-03-13 08:08:16 PM  
bughunter: You may now post would/would not hit comments.

with the head down and ass up, that plane definitely wants some.
 
2014-03-13 08:09:26 PM  
They are sending planes and ships to the arctic circle to begin searching for the crash.
 
2014-03-13 08:11:35 PM  

bughunter: Looks like it's a good week to attention whore by using a selfie to document a nationally covered news story:
http://twitter.com/han_horan/status/444246200451989504/photo/1


You may now post would/would not hit comments.

/would've 20 years ago, based solely on the eyebrows


Those are... PSL?

/plane sucking lips
 
2014-03-13 08:11:39 PM  

Triumph: [pbs.twimg.com image 768x1024][montrealradioguy.files.wordpress.com image 615x461]

They grow up so fast...


todayilearned.co.uk
 
2014-03-13 08:11:42 PM  

Unknown_Poltroon: Everyone walked away.  That was not a crash, it was an emergency landing.


If the plane is written off then it's a crash.
 
2014-03-13 08:14:37 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-13 08:15:04 PM  

Russ1642: Unknown_Poltroon: Everyone walked away.  That was not a crash, it was an emergency landing.

If the plane is written off then it's a crash.


Well it certainly wasn't a perfect landing.  But as they say, any landing you can walk away from is a good one.  As for writing it off, meh, I doubt they'll call this one a hull loss but maybe.
 
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