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(Metro)   Anyone see this "distressed" man's penis on the A66 carriageway? The police need some help to make him less distressed   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Cleveland Police, emergency calls, penis removal  
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3446 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2014 at 9:36 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-13 09:44:05 PM  
6 votes:
I've heard of getting cut off in traffic, but this is ridiculous.
2014-03-13 11:53:34 PM  
1 vote:

Hacker_X: Boo_Guy: If he's only "distressed" then I admire his ability to keep his shiat together when his damn penis is out on the side of the road somewhere.

Yeah, I know the British like to downplay the seriousness of things but distressed seems far to mild a term for the situation.

There's a bunch of people with stiff upper lips searching for a man's limp little dick.
2014-03-13 11:22:08 PM  
1 vote:
It's the latest style among hipsters. Bobb it.
2014-03-13 10:35:39 PM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: kd8our: Well, do they just cut the penis off the other guy and donate it to the other man?  I think that should be SOP.

If it were me, I would demand a shiny new mechano-penis.

Like Tetsuo The Iron Man?
2014-03-13 10:12:40 PM  
1 vote:
2014-03-13 10:05:47 PM  
1 vote:
2014-03-13 09:46:26 PM  
1 vote:
Did they check Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place?
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