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(Metro)   Anyone see this "distressed" man's penis on the A66 carriageway? The police need some help to make him less distressed   (metro.co.uk) divider line 7
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2014-03-13 09:44:05 PM
6 votes:
I've heard of getting cut off in traffic, but this is ridiculous.
2014-03-13 11:53:34 PM
1 votes:

Hacker_X: Boo_Guy: If he's only "distressed" then I admire his ability to keep his shiat together when his damn penis is out on the side of the road somewhere.

Yeah, I know the British like to downplay the seriousness of things but distressed seems far to mild a term for the situation.

There's a bunch of people with stiff upper lips searching for a man's limp little dick.
2014-03-13 11:22:08 PM
1 votes:
It's the latest style among hipsters. Bobb it.
2014-03-13 10:35:39 PM
1 votes:

Arkanaut: kd8our: Well, do they just cut the penis off the other guy and donate it to the other man?  I think that should be SOP.

If it were me, I would demand a shiny new mechano-penis.

Like Tetsuo The Iron Man?



2014-03-13 10:12:40 PM
1 votes:



2014-03-13 10:05:47 PM
1 votes:
2014-03-13 09:46:26 PM
1 votes:
Did they check Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place?
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