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(Huffington Post)   Another special moment in a child's life: Their first traffic ticket   ( divider line
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2014-03-13 05:43:30 PM  
Kid's name - Za'Dariyah Mishaw
Is this another thread about derpy names?
2014-03-13 05:43:32 PM  
Her name is so bad. Why? Just, why?
2014-03-13 05:43:40 PM  
Another special moment in a child's life:  a Fark repeat thread about them.
2014-03-13 05:44:00 PM  
She's driving her low-profile car in a parking lot where she easily could have been run over by a car backing out.  I bet Social Services gets involved before this is over.

This is clearly just a gateway offense.
2014-03-13 05:45:58 PM  
2014-03-13 05:51:59 PM  
Did they shoot her stuffed dog?
2014-03-13 05:52:23 PM  
Know what's even funnier than a 2 year old in a toy car getting a ticket?  "Za'Dariyah."
2014-03-13 05:52:56 PM  
Pete and Repeat were on a boat, Pete fell off, yada yada
2014-03-13 05:53:06 PM  
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2014-03-13 05:56:20 PM  
How many tickets are they gonna give the kid? Why don't they just tase her already and sprinkle some crack on her?
2014-03-13 05:58:38 PM  
How about that,
2014-03-13 06:04:09 PM  
Wow. Two tickets in a row?
2014-03-13 06:04:46 PM  
WTF is with all of the insta-green repeats today?
2014-03-13 06:06:36 PM  
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2014-03-13 06:11:18 PM  
I'll just leave this here.  Again.

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2014-03-13 06:21:53 PM  
I was arrested at 8 years old for making noise. My elderly neighbors complained. The cop took me and my brother and some friends to the station and wrote all our names on a 3 by 5 card. He looked at us sternly and said" This will be on you record for the rest of your life. You probably can't join the army now". Of course, 10 years later, the draft for the war in Viet Nam was on, and we were all hoping the cop/nazi was telling the truth. Sigh. He wasn't.
2014-03-13 06:26:23 PM  

EggSniper: WTF is with all of the insta-green repeats today?

exactly. this is like number 3 just today. is it ground hogs day?
2014-03-13 06:38:56 PM  

5monkeys: Her name is so bad. Why? Just, why?

Scrabble words?
2014-03-13 06:44:49 PM  
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2014-03-13 06:44:49 PM  
Do the mods/admins communicate at all?? THIS IS A RERUN!
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