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(Optimal Human Modulation)   Turns out, there IS a style of yoga based on the worship of ancient demonic gods intent on death and insanity. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn....hold it...hold it....now breathe"   (optimalhumanmodulation.com) divider line 21
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2014-03-13 03:58:45 PM
Uh, you don't have to go Lovecraft for this, Yoga's already associated with the Hindu pantheon, some of which is way weirder and more aggressively nasty than anything in the mythos.
 
2014-03-13 04:02:58 PM
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2014-03-13 04:04:33 PM
What happens when you forget your mat:
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2014-03-13 04:06:49 PM
All I need to know about yoga...

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2014-03-13 04:08:57 PM
Haha! Lovecraft! Yoga!

It's funny, because it's two things!
 
2014-03-13 04:09:17 PM
Cthulhu better eat these guys last.
 
2014-03-13 04:15:25 PM
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"Herself", but that is a minor point.

/Yoga pants thread!  Yaaay!
 
2014-03-13 04:24:22 PM
It won't let me stretch my arms and feet 15 feet or to throw fire.
 
2014-03-13 05:03:15 PM
happynicetimepeople.com

In eternity, where there is no time, no hard-ons can grow. Nothing can come. No underwear needs changing.
So death created time to grow the kittens that it would kill and your browser reloads but into the same yoga pants thread that you've always been in. I mean, how many times have we had this yoga pants thread, farkers? Well, who knows?
 
2014-03-13 05:12:51 PM

AspectRatio: Haha! Lovecraft! Yoga!

It's funny, because it's two things!


Sorry, we ran out of prizes for people who did not RTFA today. Try again tomorrow.
 
2014-03-13 05:17:10 PM
Yoga-Sothoth?
 
2014-03-13 05:18:53 PM
Downward Dagon.
 
2014-03-13 06:08:52 PM

Mad_Radhu: [happynicetimepeople.com image 555x311]

In eternity, where there is no time, no hard-ons can grow. Nothing can come. No underwear needs changing.
So death created time to grow the kittens that it would kill and your browser reloads but into the same yoga pants thread that you've always been in. I mean, how many times have we had this yoga pants thread, farkers? Well, who knows?


I . . . I see the Light.

And Yoga Ass.
 
2014-03-13 06:24:05 PM

give me doughnuts: What happens when you forget your mat:
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Didn't they worship Kali, aka the goddess of death and destruction?
 
2014-03-13 06:24:12 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: All I need to know about yoga...

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Personally, I'm not an ass man (I like legs though), but I find it vastly amusing when women wear 'yoga pants' with 4 inch heels.
 
2014-03-13 06:39:24 PM
Now hold this position for ten seconds... good.  Now, we're going to transition to the 8th dimension where our feeble human minds will be warped to the breaking point, leaving our bodies as hollow dessicated shells that can be inhabited by the other-worldly horrors our simple-minded ancestors interpreted as gods.  Now hold that pose for 30 seconds... don't claw out your eyes yet Hillary.  Can you feel it in your glutes?  Good!
 
2014-03-13 07:15:52 PM

AspectRatio: Haha! Lovecraft! Yoga!

It's funny, because it's two things!


Do you suppose they can chug sriracha and wear bacon hats?
 
2014-03-13 09:13:56 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: All I need to know about yoga..


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I'd tentacler.
 
2014-03-14 07:09:46 AM

Mad_Radhu: [happynicetimepeople.com image 555x311]

In eternity, where there is no time, no hard-ons can grow. Nothing can come. No underwear needs changing.
So death created time to grow the kittens that it would kill and your browser reloads but into the same yoga pants thread that you've always been in. I mean, how many times have we had this yoga pants thread, farkers? Well, who knows?


Not enough.
 
2014-03-14 11:16:01 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: All I need to know about yoga...

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and the service has begun
 
2014-03-14 03:38:51 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: All I need to know about yoga...

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[cdn.rsvlts.com image 461x799]

[www.9kracing.com image 500x666]

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I have to admit that those are some compelling arguments, could you expound on your thesis ?
 
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