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(SFGate)   That man who woke up in the body bag? Yea he's dead now. Probably   (sfgate.com) divider line 11
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4417 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2014 at 5:07 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-13 04:39:13 PM  
4 votes:
Woke up
Fell out of the bag
Dragged a comb
Across my head...
2014-03-13 05:24:34 PM  
3 votes:
Here's a pic of the recently re-deceased:

eightiesmovies.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-13 05:46:41 PM  
2 votes:
anthonyjosephevans.com
2014-03-13 05:37:36 PM  
2 votes:
He woke-up in the morgue, wrapped in plastic?  And the coroner's name is Dexter?
2014-03-13 05:27:22 PM  
2 votes:
The coroner will never hear the end of this:

"It appears victim was crushed by a bus. Hit by two cars. And then cut in half by a tractor."

"Really? Are you sure this time? Don't be too hasty now Doc!"
2014-03-13 05:23:38 PM  
1 votes:
get him a body bag, yeah
2014-03-13 05:22:18 PM  
1 votes:
Apatheist: That poor family. Again.

why do you care?
2014-03-13 05:16:00 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-13 05:15:11 PM  
1 votes:

madgonad: Back on the cart!

/no, you aren't going for a walk


But what if he feels happy or like going for a walk?
2014-03-13 05:13:30 PM  
1 votes:
Back on the cart!

/no, you aren't going for a walk
2014-03-13 04:44:29 PM  
1 votes:
Man, that mortician will just not give up once he wants someone dead.
 
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