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(Malta Today)   Naxxar kebab shop clientele baffled by livid whisky-demanding miscreant in Fiat Punto   ( maltatoday.com.mt) divider line
    More: Strange, Fiat Punto, Naxxar, kebabs, kebab shop, motorists  
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2014-03-13 01:00:19 PM  
FTA: drove off in his Fiat Punto at high speed
Like a Maltese Falcon.
 
2014-03-13 01:06:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-13 01:07:20 PM  
wtf...i don't even...
 
2014-03-13 01:07:55 PM  
The headline is using real words but I swear they shook the whole sentence up in a bag first or something.
 
2014-03-13 01:08:29 PM  
"Hard straining syrup brothel survives pinto bearing Mexican earring"

/sorry, I was thought this was an odd headline party
 
2014-03-13 01:16:01 PM  
I love this headline.
It's no "swat stops twat swap",
but for a word fetishist, it's pretty meaty.
 
2014-03-13 01:17:14 PM  
Did this occur near a Yahoo Serious Film Festival?
 
2014-03-13 01:33:23 PM  
?Fiat Puto?
 
2014-03-13 01:35:07 PM  

rkiller1: FTA: drove off in his Fiat Punto at high speed
Like a Maltese Falcon.


That's PINTO with a 'U'

s22.postimg.org
(Nice pain job!)
 
2014-03-13 01:36:57 PM  
FTFA:  "Eyewitnesses who contacted MaltaToday described the man as "being angry""

What about the status of his hat?  Was he hatless?  He sounds hateful and hatless.
 
2014-03-13 01:41:19 PM  
sarahsaysreadbooks.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-13 01:42:56 PM  
I think one of my co-workers made that headline with the magnets on the side of the file cabinet.
 
2014-03-13 01:53:56 PM  
Naxxar kebab shop clientele baffled by livid whisky-demanding miscreant in Fiat Punto

Oh good, my typewriter keys are all in alignment
 
2014-03-13 02:10:02 PM  
Now we know that meow said the dog eats kebabs
 
2014-03-13 02:11:34 PM  
TFA: Upon being told that they don't sell whisky, the man left the premises and drove off in his Fiat Punto at high speed.

Eyewitnesses who contacted MaltaToday described the man as "being angry" and driving "in a dangerous way".


That sounds suspiciously like Saturday.

Thank God I don't drive a Pinto.

/remember kids, day drinking should be done at home
 
2014-03-13 02:37:55 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Now we know that meow said the dog eats kebabs


Also, there's a kebab shop next to my birthday.
 
2014-03-13 02:42:19 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: FTFA:  "Eyewitnesses who contacted MaltaToday described the man as "being angry""

What about the status of his hat?  Was he hatless?  He sounds hateful and hatless.


Rumors are swirling around a possible fez sighting
 
2014-03-13 03:09:24 PM  
Naxxar kebab shop clientele baffled by livid whisky-demanding miscreant in Fiat Punto
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
 
2014-03-13 03:54:04 PM  
If the headline looks strange to you, call 911. You're having a stroke.
 
2014-03-13 04:34:05 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Now we know that meow said the dog eats kebabs


O.o OMAGOODNESS have you the psychosis power?
 
2014-03-13 06:29:54 PM  
This happened over 6 months ago!
 
2014-03-13 07:19:58 PM  
New from Malta is slow to arrive.
 
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