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(Slate)   Dear Prudence, we took in a foreign exchange student, and now my hubby is farking her after school. Should I turn him into the police or ask if he wants a three-way with me and Lolita?   (slate.com) divider line 65
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2014-03-13 01:40:48 PM  
24 votes:
It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"
2014-03-13 02:42:42 PM  
7 votes:

cptjeff: you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.

Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.


Go old school and start an affair with the pool boy. I'm kind of suspicious of ours, not least because we don't have a pool.
2014-03-13 02:35:49 PM  
7 votes:

groppet: Mikey1969: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?

Last year my mom,sister,sister in law, girlfriend and roomate conspired while I was away and threw out my underwear and socks and got me all new ones. I guess it was bad if it had to get to that point.


The bad part is that this all describes one person.
2014-03-13 01:47:44 PM  
5 votes:
Article leaves off important information. What country is girl from? Does she have a sexy Russian accent?

Are her breasts large and firm and bounce gently as she walks?

What does her vagina smell like?
2014-03-13 01:45:55 PM  
5 votes:

Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.


Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?
2014-03-13 01:20:11 PM  
5 votes:
My vote?


i61.tinypic.com
2014-03-13 03:51:42 PM  
4 votes:
Dear Prudence,

I have an employee who is a compulsive liar and fabricates stories for personal/professional gain. I intend to fire her, but am concerned I too will be woven into her fictitious web of deceit and subjected to false litigation. Thoughts?

Signed,
Your Editor
2014-03-13 02:22:52 PM  
4 votes:

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky
2014-03-13 01:47:30 PM  
4 votes:

Mikey1969: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?


You mean hot or Mrs....amirite?
2014-03-13 01:42:44 PM  
4 votes:
She's married to Woody Allen?
2014-03-13 01:23:25 PM  
4 votes:
Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?
2014-03-13 02:05:24 PM  
3 votes:
She needs to smell his dick...it's the only way to be sure.
2014-03-13 01:49:17 PM  
3 votes:
When I was 10 or 12 my best friend's dad did exactly this with their german exchange student and even went on to divorce his wife and marry her.  I always thought it was an extrememly farked up situation, but he never got in trouble and the family seemed to just deal with it...weird...

I actually live right down the street from them now and it's really awkward when they stop and talk to us.  I think I harbor more hard feelings toward this scumbag than his (previous) family.

/She's insanely stupid
//Really ugly too
2014-03-13 01:44:56 PM  
3 votes:
Don't fark with Wendy Testaburger.
2014-03-13 01:43:44 PM  
3 votes:
Dear Hope,

I need more information before I can offer any advice on this. Would you by chance have any pictures of this exchange student? Maybe in 'traditional' schoolgirl garb? It would also help if you got some pictures of your husband and this girl while they thought they were alone, perhaps if you hid in the closet?

Thank you,
--Prudie
2014-03-13 01:43:26 PM  
3 votes:
Dear Prudence Penthouse
2014-03-13 01:42:19 PM  
3 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Her name was Lola. She was a hottie.


Did you meet her in a club down in old SoHo?
2014-03-13 01:41:26 PM  
3 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


That headline never gets greened.
2014-03-13 01:41:07 PM  
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?


I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.
2014-03-13 03:55:58 PM  
2 votes:
img003.lazygirls.info
2014-03-13 03:29:59 PM  
2 votes:
You mean you can't just use exchange students as sexual play-toys?  What's the point point of cultural exchange if you can't exchange cultures?

Oh wait, what's that?  You say they weren't using culture in the sense of fostering bacterial and fungal growth?

I hope it's not too late to put a stop-order on the Ingrid I ordered last week and I guess I better start with the erythromyacin before my schlongengrueber becomes a full-on fungal schwerer gustov.
2014-03-13 02:55:49 PM  
2 votes:

Coconice: In case you missed all the other people pointing it out, 6/10, my ass.

She is certainly too young, but back in my day she may have been out of my league, and I actually did quite well - quality wise, if not quantity.


We're using the Budweiser scale, how many clydesdales it would take to pull us off her.
2014-03-13 02:33:12 PM  
2 votes:

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


static.giantbomb.com
2014-03-13 02:15:10 PM  
2 votes:

you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.


Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.
2014-03-13 02:14:16 PM  
2 votes:
I bet she figured if they had nothing to say to each other, he would get bored and go away. But instead he used it as an excuse to put his testicles all over her.
2014-03-13 02:07:23 PM  
2 votes:

dallylamma: She needs to smell his dick...it's the only way to be sure.


Or taste it.
2014-03-13 01:48:40 PM  
2 votes:
"My son said I love you to our foreign exchange student"

Prudence:  "He's obviously a sick child molester - what took you so long to start spying on him?  Call your lawyer and plan how to fark him in the divorce - don't even bother talking to him about it."
2014-03-13 01:44:14 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Prudence,
Totally smoking hot girls I don't know constantly walk up to me and offer me sex.  Also, my employer keeps giving me raises and makes me do less and less work.  What should I do?
2014-03-13 10:48:34 AM  
2 votes:

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


i2.cdn.turner.com
2014-03-13 05:47:34 PM  
1 votes:

viscountalpha: If its real:

Wife (and prudence) are vindictive coonts who should get a divorce either way. The age of consent varies depending on the country too. Still doesn't mean it's right but the girl might not comprehend that.

If its fake: well play sir, well played.


Sort of.  Kind of.

If it is real, the advice to see legal counsel is a good one. If the relationship has gotten physical, Hubby is bound to be on FARK at some point.
2014-03-13 04:58:23 PM  
1 votes:
Well, lady, here's your future in a nutshell:

img.fark.net

Be prepared for some savage vengeance coming from yourself, Mia Farrow style!
2014-03-13 04:14:11 PM  
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: Token Anarchist: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?

You act like that is her real photo. There is no way in hell he could find her photo since she likely doesn't even exist


1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-13 04:13:39 PM  
1 votes:

Facetious Much: I find it extremely disturbing that the majority of commenters are debating the legality of farking a 16 year old and completely skipping over the fact that the relationship, based solely on the small facts given in the one sided letter, is very inappropriate for a married man. Jealous or not, if your gut feeling is telling you something is off, it usually is if it doesn't go away after you take a poo. As far as the going through his phone business being bad or evil, fark you guys it is the exact same way I caught my ex husband in his affair. Well, that and his e-mail. And his FB account. And his phone records. Sigh..what was I saying? Oh yeah, shame on you guys!


I'm going with the majority of Farkers in saying the article is..

31.media.tumblr.com
KIA
2014-03-13 03:59:33 PM  
1 votes:

Trance354: no physical proof?  Nothing on the illicit phone snooping that wasn't said out loud, in front of you, no less?  No strange new habits?  Perhaps the husband is the spouse in the home who speaks the language from the home country of the student?  Maybe the husband always wanted a daughter and is making this the best experience he can for the young woman and himself?

This sounds a lot like myself and my "little sister."  I love my little sister.  She and I met at work many years ago and became friends.  We became close.  Really close.  There is a 14 year difference in our ages, but she brought up sex one night when she was sleeping over(usually flipped a coin for the sofa).  I looked her dead in the eye and told her the truth: I loved her dearly, and despite her confessed lack of suitable partners for no-strings sex, I valued our friendship too highly to risk it for simple sexual gratification.

"Awwww, I have the best big brother in the world..."
"I love you, too, little sister."

/I'd step in front of a bullet for her
//or just shoot the guy holding the gun, then both of us get to keep breathing


You could have just said she was an uggo.

/ I keed, jokeeng
// Don't shoot
2014-03-13 03:09:57 PM  
1 votes:

Poundit Hardus: cptjeff: you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.

Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.

CSB-

My parents decided to host a European exchange student my senior year. I of course immediately hated the idea thinking I would be toting around some dude from Sprockets. The day came when my the exchange student arrived, I cam home from baseball practice, to find the most gorgeous Croatian girl I have seen in my life up to and still to this day. I was 17 with a car, she was 16. Iva was her name....."somewhere out there..."


memecrunch.com
abovethelaw.com
2014-03-13 03:01:32 PM  
1 votes:

bughunter: whosits_112: scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god

Agreed!

[img.fark.net image 200x134]
Like a Harpoon missile hitting a canoe


Look folks. I know I haven't been posting long,  but I've lurked for a while now. How can you NOT see that FarkinBastard is trolling you? There are no names given in the column, even if it was a real story, which it isn't. So there's zero chance that pic is the student in the story.

THEN you fall for the studman bait?

/Fark, I am disappoint.
2014-03-13 03:00:11 PM  
1 votes:

PunGent: Santa's_Dog: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky

Fapioca?

Hadn't heard THAT one before :)


media.tumblr.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVpyhwuzFJY
2014-03-13 02:58:38 PM  
1 votes:

Rezurok: cptjeff: ciberido: cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.

There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.

That too.

Well, I went to the wikipedia page for age of consent.  There seems to be no federal law which would apply, and 31 states have the age of consent pegged at 16.  Of those, 9 had laws on the books regarding teacher/student relationships.  I took the list of the 31 and removed each state that had such laws, and wound up with the following list of states that'd have no problem whatsoever with his actions:

Alaska, Arkansas, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia

Of course, now that I've gone and catalogued every state where it is perfectly legal to have sex with the youngest persons possible while having a position of authority over them, I need to spend some time away from the computer to reflect on my life choices.



3.bp.blogspot.com
/not really...
2014-03-13 02:54:48 PM  
1 votes:

whosits_112: scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god

Agreed!


img.fark.net
Like a Harpoon missile hitting a canoe
2014-03-13 02:52:59 PM  
1 votes:

cptjeff: ciberido: cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.

There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.

That too.


Well, I went to the wikipedia page for age of consent.  There seems to be no federal law which would apply, and 31 states have the age of consent pegged at 16.  Of those, 9 had laws on the books regarding teacher/student relationships.  I took the list of the 31 and removed each state that had such laws, and wound up with the following list of states that'd have no problem whatsoever with his actions:

Alaska, Arkansas, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia

Of course, now that I've gone and catalogued every state where it is perfectly legal to have sex with the youngest persons possible while having a position of authority over them, I need to spend some time away from the computer to reflect on my life choices.
2014-03-13 02:47:39 PM  
1 votes:

Gaseous Anomaly: cptjeff: you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.

Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.

Go old school and start an affair with the pool boy. I'm kind of suspicious of ours, not least because we don't have a pool.



i194.photobucket.com

Go on...
2014-03-13 02:44:56 PM  
1 votes:

Token Anarchist: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?



www.firedaily.com
2014-03-13 02:42:31 PM  
1 votes:

Token Anarchist: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?


I'm willing to bet that Googling "sixteen year old au pair mentioned in the Prudence advice column" isn't going to bring up a photo of the correct person.
2014-03-13 02:39:24 PM  
1 votes:

groppet: Last year my mom,sister,sister in law, girlfriend and roomate conspired while I was away and threw out my underwear and socks and got me all new ones. I guess it was bad if it had to get to that point.


This level of reponse is normally reserved for heroin addiction.  You realize that, right?
2014-03-13 02:34:37 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sure the husband is just intent on helping the girl acclimate to a strange land with its strange customs.  Things are quite different in Edmonton, you know
2014-03-13 02:29:12 PM  
1 votes:

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


www.joecarr.us

I'll see you guys in PMITA Prison.
2014-03-13 02:27:44 PM  
1 votes:

Santa's_Dog: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky



fantasy-faction.com

I'm stealing that!
2014-03-13 02:27:01 PM  
1 votes:

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Peg Bundy at 16?
2014-03-13 02:22:24 PM  
1 votes:
The sick tag, subby? Are you a woman? While I wouldn't want to do it, a 16 year old is hardly a child and I can see a man wanting to fark one. And in some cultures, a 16 year old girl would be encouraged to have an affair with an older man instead of some clumsy boy her age. She may have come onto him. I think this man's wife's spying on him is reprehensible, especially inasmuch as she didn't find any evidence that her hubby is farking the girl. While he is on very shaky ground, she went too far. There should be a divorce, but not because he seems to be infatuated, but because he has a wife who cannot be trusted.
2014-03-13 02:17:23 PM  
1 votes:
ballsdeeptables.weebly.com

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.
2014-03-13 02:10:19 PM  
1 votes:

funzyr: dallylamma: She needs to smell his dick...it's the only way to be sure.

Or taste it.


Had she done that regularly she might not be in this predicament now.
2014-03-13 02:09:49 PM  
1 votes:
The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.
2014-03-13 02:03:30 PM  
1 votes:

Fano: GRCooper: Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.

I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers

Didn't Spentmiles get a letter published?


bigbaddie.com

It's still real to me, dammit!
2014-03-13 02:01:07 PM  
1 votes:

GRCooper: Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.

I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers


Didn't Spentmiles get a letter published?
2014-03-13 01:59:24 PM  
1 votes:

whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).


Brown, you mean?
2014-03-13 01:57:32 PM  
1 votes:
Headline promised a hot story, story did not deliver. God damn you Fark.
2014-03-13 01:52:37 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?


missuslayam.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-13 01:52:10 PM  
1 votes:

Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.


I'm not surprised. 20 year old underwear has a Reverse Axe effect.
2014-03-13 01:51:47 PM  
1 votes:
I like how Prudie totally jumped aboard the "your husband is a sick fark" line when all she has to go on is the totally unbiased opinion of the potentially irrationally jealous woman. Maybe there really is nothing going on and it's all in your head? Nope. The husband is an "appalling" person.
2014-03-13 01:49:07 PM  
1 votes:
Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.
2014-03-13 01:48:44 PM  
1 votes:

Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.


There is a point at which a tee shirt no longer counts as a garment and becomes rags.  I am well through the looking glass on that one.
2014-03-13 01:44:10 PM  
1 votes:
Dear Prudence
do men ever write to you or do we just not obssess over completely made up shiat?
Signed
Men
2014-03-13 01:42:20 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


whynotboth.jpg
2014-03-13 01:42:03 PM  
1 votes:
I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.
2014-03-13 11:20:26 AM  
1 votes:
www.millaj.com
 
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