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(Slate)   Dear Prudence, we took in a foreign exchange student, and now my hubby is farking her after school. Should I turn him into the police or ask if he wants a three-way with me and Lolita?   (slate.com) divider line 68
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2014-03-13 01:40:48 PM  
8 votes:
It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"
2014-03-13 01:42:03 PM  
6 votes:
I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.
2014-03-13 01:49:51 PM  
5 votes:

Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.


I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers
2014-03-13 01:40:08 PM  
4 votes:
The answer is always the threesome.
2014-03-13 10:48:34 AM  
4 votes:

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


i2.cdn.turner.com
2014-03-13 02:49:54 PM  
3 votes:

JackieRabbit: The sick tag, subby? Are you a woman? While I wouldn't want to do it, a 16 year old is hardly a child and I can see a man wanting to fark one. And in some cultures, a 16 year old girl would be encouraged to have an affair with an older man instead of some clumsy boy her age. She may have come onto him. I think this man's wife's spying on him is reprehensible, especially inasmuch as she didn't find any evidence that her hubby is farking the girl. While he is on very shaky ground, she went too far. There should be a divorce, but not because he seems to be infatuated, but because he has a wife who cannot be trusted.


So you are saying it may be happening, she may have come onto him, it is sometimes okay in other cultures, so if he is there isn't a problem, but the wife spied so she is an evil, untrustworthy biatch?!? Really?

Not to mention the apparently difficult concept for you that he is a teacher AND the father of the household she is living in so abuse of power is a huge issue that cannot be swept aside by your BS reasoning.

Anyone in his position has received SO much training on how NOT to get caught up in the APPEARANCE of abuse (IE not to be alone with a student so as to be above suspicion or reproach) that he has no excuse for getting so friendly with the student. He damn well knows better than this. He is thinking with his penis, clearly, whether he is doing anything or not.

The wife would be a fool not to be suspicious and checking up on him.
2014-03-13 02:19:39 PM  
3 votes:

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Whaaaaaaaaaat? Ok, Studman. That's an 8.5 or 9 on the Spankter Scale
2014-03-13 02:15:10 PM  
3 votes:

you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.


Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.
2014-03-13 02:10:19 PM  
3 votes:

funzyr: dallylamma: She needs to smell his dick...it's the only way to be sure.

Or taste it.


Had she done that regularly she might not be in this predicament now.
2014-03-13 11:40:01 AM  
3 votes:

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


Misprison of felony. Subby seems to have poor reading comprehension, though, as the wife expressly states she does NOT believe anything physical is going on.
2014-03-13 03:55:58 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-13 03:28:14 PM  
2 votes:

Token Anarchist: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?


You act like that is her real photo. There is no way in hell he could find her photo since she likely doesn't even exist
2014-03-13 03:20:07 PM  
2 votes:
no physical proof?  Nothing on the illicit phone snooping that wasn't said out loud, in front of you, no less?  No strange new habits?  Perhaps the husband is the spouse in the home who speaks the language from the home country of the student?  Maybe the husband always wanted a daughter and is making this the best experience he can for the young woman and himself?

This sounds a lot like myself and my "little sister."  I love my little sister.  She and I met at work many years ago and became friends.  We became close.  Really close.  There is a 14 year difference in our ages, but she brought up sex one night when she was sleeping over(usually flipped a coin for the sofa).  I looked her dead in the eye and told her the truth: I loved her dearly, and despite her confessed lack of suitable partners for no-strings sex, I valued our friendship too highly to risk it for simple sexual gratification.

"Awwww, I have the best big brother in the world..."
"I love you, too, little sister."

/I'd step in front of a bullet for her
//or just shoot the guy holding the gun, then both of us get to keep breathing
2014-03-13 03:07:21 PM  
2 votes:

spunkymunky: I'm hosed... I constantly tell my 7 year old daughter I love her in front of my wife and pretty much everyone else.
I spend a lot of time with her and I even buy her underwear.


Is it men or does it sound like this guy is maybe little over the top but probably doesn't have biological children and is trying to make life as normal as can be for the exchange student but wifey is just a jealous biatch who can't handle her husband showing anyone else some affection?


Your own daughter, who is 7, is vastly different from someone else's daughter who is 16 and was a stranger prior to moving in. Stop defending the guy. He should know better than to even give the appearance of impropriety.
2014-03-13 03:01:32 PM  
2 votes:

bughunter: whosits_112: scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god

Agreed!

[img.fark.net image 200x134]
Like a Harpoon missile hitting a canoe


Look folks. I know I haven't been posting long,  but I've lurked for a while now. How can you NOT see that FarkinBastard is trolling you? There are no names given in the column, even if it was a real story, which it isn't. So there's zero chance that pic is the student in the story.

THEN you fall for the studman bait?

/Fark, I am disappoint.
2014-03-13 02:53:31 PM  
2 votes:
My 7 year old boy lives with his mother. I text him often to tell him I love him, and that I miss him.

This lady has some damn thin evidence. Prudence is advocating destroying his life, and upending the sender's own life with a nasty, humiliating divorce. Even the allegation that he's had sex with her will ruin him. Even if no evidence of anything inappropriate is ever produced.

Dear Prudence:

You are a worthless ****. You have no value as a human being. None. People like you are why so many of today's men get nervous even being in the company of minors. I hope you burn in hell.
2014-03-13 02:40:17 PM  
2 votes:

spunkymunky: I'm hosed... I constantly tell my 7 year old daughter I love her in front of my wife and pretty much everyone else.
I spend a lot of time with her and I even buy her underwear.


Is it men or does it sound like this guy is maybe little over the top but probably doesn't have biological children and is trying to make life as normal as can be for the exchange student but wifey is just a jealous biatch who can't handle her husband showing anyone else some affection?


Ummm, no.  When you hear hoof beats, expect horses not zebra's.  A man who reacts with excessive affection and proclaimations of love to a nubile young woman suddenly thrust into his life is probably reacting to the sudden urge to fark her.  The urge is natural, the ability to control it is relative to your level of discipline and maturity.
2014-03-13 02:21:21 PM  
2 votes:

whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.


Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.
2014-03-13 02:18:41 PM  
2 votes:

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god
2014-03-13 02:14:16 PM  
2 votes:
I bet she figured if they had nothing to say to each other, he would get bored and go away. But instead he used it as an excuse to put his testicles all over her.
2014-03-13 02:00:09 PM  
2 votes:
Do people still believe these letters are real?
2014-03-13 01:51:47 PM  
2 votes:
I like how Prudie totally jumped aboard the "your husband is a sick fark" line when all she has to go on is the totally unbiased opinion of the potentially irrationally jealous woman. Maybe there really is nothing going on and it's all in your head? Nope. The husband is an "appalling" person.
2014-03-13 01:48:40 PM  
2 votes:
"My son said I love you to our foreign exchange student"

Prudence:  "He's obviously a sick child molester - what took you so long to start spying on him?  Call your lawyer and plan how to fark him in the divorce - don't even bother talking to him about it."
2014-03-13 01:44:10 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Prudence
do men ever write to you or do we just not obssess over completely made up shiat?
Signed
Men
2014-03-13 01:41:26 PM  
2 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


That headline never gets greened.
2014-03-13 05:38:53 PM  
1 votes:

profplump: T-Boy: But you shouldn't be treating her like your new little daughter because she isn't.

Tell me about it. Without the magic link of Midichlorians there's no way for people to form an inter-generational relationship that's anything like that seen by parent and child.

Maybe this guy is a complete a-hole trying to seduce a teenager; I have no insight other than the description in the article. But genetics are not the basis of relationships, and there's no reason these two couldn't form a perfectly reasonable relationship that looks just like the one you'd expect between a "real" father and daughter.


Not sure if you are serious.  But there is a huge difference between raising someone, in a parental capacity (genetically linked or not) fromn an infant state to meeting them at a near adult state of 16.  Maybe, over time, a parental relationship could form.  But the first and fastest relationship style formed between a nubile, sexually mature young female and a male is almost certainly not going to be a parental one.
2014-03-13 04:59:12 PM  
1 votes:
No.  If you are a father hosting an exchange student you shouldn't be teller her how much you love her.  Sorry guys.  Totally creepy and you just shouldn't.  You can be friendly and supportive, help them any way you can, or even drive them around.  But you shouldn't be treating her like your new little daughter because she isn't.  And she doesn't see you that way either.  This is grooming.
2014-03-13 04:34:08 PM  
1 votes:

zimbomba63: Anyway, where's the "I don't see a problem here" gang, that shows up when it's a female teacher and a 16 year old guy. Oh yeah, I forgot, the girl is suffering from emotional and psychological trauma, that no man will ever know. Well, aren't they always


I think the double standard is indicative of the fact that we, as a society, ignore the emotional needs and traumas of teenage boys who are victims of sexual assault, rather than "care too much" (?) about teenage girls who are the victims of sexual assault. Also note that even if the age difference wasn't problematic, the power difference is. That is why universities don't allow sexual relationships between professors and grad students. There is way too much "grey zone" about giving consent to someone who gives you grades, reference letters, an academic reputation, etc. etc.

But if you would like to be completely unsympathetic to anyone's suffering, confusion, self-loathing, self-blaming and general sadness (except, of course, your own), you have that right. I'm kinda judging you right now, but I'm sure that doesn't mean anything to you.

There is lots of evidence, that, at least in our culture where adolescents are not considered adults, adolescents aren't able to give informed consent. Biochemically, they are kinda  little drunks. You can choose to believe that our culture "coddles" teenagers who should be working in a coal mine, and that somehow this coddling changes brain chemistry (ie that a medieval teenager would have a much more stable, "adult" brain chemistry, allowing for more impulse control, long-term thinking, self-confidence, etc.). It seems that there aren't a lot of studies on this but I'd be very interested to see any results.
2014-03-13 04:08:02 PM  
1 votes:

bughunter: whosits_112: scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god

Agreed!

[img.fark.net image 200x134]
Like a Harpoon missile hitting a canoe


You'd be overpriced by a defense contractor, then fail to lock on because she didn't have a big enough radar cross-section?

Hot!

/kidding
2014-03-13 04:04:47 PM  
1 votes:

zimbomba63: blatz514: whosits_112: Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?

[weknowmemes.com image 590x463]

We had a Swedish exchange student in my class in high school.  Of course, I went to an all boys Catholic high school, so I didn't see what the big deal was.

He told us that he found America very sexually repressed and sex between young kids was even encouraged in Sweden, as it was considered healthy.   I don't know whether he was BS'ing us or not.  It was the mid-60's and the pill was just coming on the scene.  Maybe they had the pill there before us, or they had better sex ed, with plenty of condom on the cucumber lessons, to drive the point home.


My father was in Sweden in the 70s. He said the same thing. Kids aged 11 or 12 would experiment with sex and everyone was cool with it. It freaked him out, naturally. He read a survey in the paper about reasons youth would have sex. "Because we're friends" was prominent on the list. Different culture. Somehow not dead of aids. Who the hell knows.
2014-03-13 03:42:13 PM  
1 votes:

d23: Gaseous Anomaly: d23: if you are a hetero male and you are attracted to a 16 year old girl that is gorgeously curvy and has a body that is comparable to a 25-year-old that is NOT pedophilia.  That's being attracted to a woman's body, not a little girl's.  The law is forced to be arbitrary in this situation and pick the best fit (like with driving licenses, booze, etc) and so there are plenty of cases where it doesn't fit.

In most (?) US States that's perfectly legal (it's Federally illegal if you take pictures though), unless you're her teacher or her dad, and he's about 1.25 of those.

16 is legal everywhere if you're married to each other, and most everywhere? everywhere? if you're also under 18 or so.

Erp.. not defending the "Dad," just making a statement because I hear "pedo" thrown around so much.  I'm just saying that depending on the girl it's not fair to cry 'pedophilia'... it's just bad judgement and illegal based on the situation and has nothing to do with liking the up-grown-up female body.


Pedo is pre-pubescent. There is a BIG difference between a toddler and a physically developed young woman, even if not legally so.

I know damn near every middle aged woman throws a fit over this fact, but damn near any straight male will find teenage and 20-something girls attractive, doesn't matter if he's 14 or 85. Most of us just know better than to get involved.
2014-03-13 03:36:01 PM  
1 votes:

Baz744: . Even the allegation that he's had sex with her will ruin him. Even if no evidence of anything inappropriate is ever produced.


QFT.... this is a powder-keg situation.

There may or may not be inappropriate things going on, but Prudie's response (" I'm inclined to believe he takes some detours on that drive home and things have gotten physical ") basically throws gasoline on what equally well may just be smoldering resentment on the wife's part.  Without having heard both sides of the story, Prudie's advice needed to be much more temperate.
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-13 03:22:57 PM  
1 votes:

Gaseous Anomaly: d23: if you are a hetero male and you are attracted to a 16 year old girl that is gorgeously curvy and has a body that is comparable to a 25-year-old that is NOT pedophilia.  That's being attracted to a woman's body, not a little girl's.  The law is forced to be arbitrary in this situation and pick the best fit (like with driving licenses, booze, etc) and so there are plenty of cases where it doesn't fit.

In most (?) US States that's perfectly legal (it's Federally illegal if you take pictures though), unless you're her teacher or her dad, and he's about 1.25 of those.

16 is legal everywhere if you're married to each other, and most everywhere? everywhere? if you're also under 18 or so.


Erp.. not defending the "Dad," just making a statement because I hear "pedo" thrown around so much.  I'm just saying that depending on the girl it's not fair to cry 'pedophilia'... it's just bad judgement and illegal based on the situation and has nothing to do with liking the up-grown-up female body.
2014-03-13 03:16:52 PM  
1 votes:
If you're going through your spouse's phone, just let them go man, cause you're gone.
2014-03-13 03:14:25 PM  
1 votes:
If its real:

Wife (and prudence) are vindictive coonts who should get a divorce either way. The age of consent varies depending on the country too. Still doesn't mean it's right but the girl might not comprehend that.

If its fake: well play sir, well played.
2014-03-13 03:09:02 PM  
1 votes:
so IF this is true, the "i love you" thing is kinda weird, but could be ok if they've developed a parental sort of bond.  like someone else though, kinda touchy for a teacher/foreign exchange host to say it but whatever.

the "i miss you" stuff is what would weird me out.  especially if they see each other all the time.  when i was 16, i was too busy being an asshole teenage to miss my parents and certainly wouldn't have told them if i did and i have some of the best parents ever.
2014-03-13 03:08:40 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


One woman is threatened by a younger model, and another woman backed her up and straight-up accused the man of farking a child with no evidence.  Shocka.
2014-03-13 03:02:14 PM  
1 votes:

420Gabriel: the_celt: diaphoresis: Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.

I don't subscribe to the farking of either gender that hasn't reached the age of consent. It's just weird..

The age of consent is too low. 16 is more than old enough to make your own sexual decisions. I feel like the legal age should probably be more like 16 instead of 18. Maybe even younger for males.

/I am not a pedo, and havnt been with a underage girl since I was 18.
//prefer women, not girls


When I was a teen to early 20s and was banging teenage girls, at least half of them were the initiators and I was far from their first. Quite a few 16 yo girls know exactly what they're doing.
2014-03-13 03:01:35 PM  
1 votes:

Baz744: My 7 year old boy lives with his mother. I text him often to tell him I love him, and that I miss him.

This lady has some damn thin evidence. Prudence is advocating destroying his life, and upending the sender's own life with a nasty, humiliating divorce. Even the allegation that he's had sex with her will ruin him. Even if no evidence of anything inappropriate is ever produced.

Dear Prudence:

You are a worthless ****. You have no value as a human being. None. People like you are why so many of today's men get nervous even being in the company of minors. I hope you burn in hell.


Seven-year-old biological son: totally acceptable
Hot piece of foreign exchange student ass who moved in with you recently: not so acceptable
2014-03-13 02:52:55 PM  
1 votes:

James Rieper: rufus-t-firefly: The husband's behavior is certainly creepy, but to take the next step and say "He's banging a minor" based solely on one brief letter is a bit much.

If the wife wants a smoking gun, she should borrow the student's cell phone and send the husband a few flirty messages.  Worked for the former Mrs. Tiger Woods.


You know, I would have quite happy with "the former Mrs. Tiger Woods".  Much better than the skanky waitresses at IHop that he seem interested in.

Anyway, where's the "I don't see a problem here" gang, that shows up when it's a female teacher and a 16 year old guy.  Oh yeah, I forgot, the girl is suffering from emotional and psychological trauma, that no man will ever know.  Well, aren't they always.
2014-03-13 02:35:49 PM  
1 votes:

groppet: Mikey1969: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?

Last year my mom,sister,sister in law, girlfriend and roomate conspired while I was away and threw out my underwear and socks and got me all new ones. I guess it was bad if it had to get to that point.


The bad part is that this all describes one person.
2014-03-13 02:35:31 PM  
1 votes:

ciberido: cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.

There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.


That too.
2014-03-13 02:34:56 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: ciberido: HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"

It takes a lot of anger or insecurity to misrepresent a simple set of facts like that.  Or troll-fu.  I guess troll-fu would also work.

"Facts"


Yeah, I'm gonna go with "insecurity" for this one.
2014-03-13 02:33:11 PM  
1 votes:

cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.


There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.
2014-03-13 02:31:25 PM  
1 votes:

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Damn, son. The quality of tail you must be pulling down simply must be seen to be believed if you mark that a 6. She's definitely quite attractive in that pic. Too young, but still astonishingly easy on the eyes.
2014-03-13 02:22:24 PM  
1 votes:
The sick tag, subby? Are you a woman? While I wouldn't want to do it, a 16 year old is hardly a child and I can see a man wanting to fark one. And in some cultures, a 16 year old girl would be encouraged to have an affair with an older man instead of some clumsy boy her age. She may have come onto him. I think this man's wife's spying on him is reprehensible, especially inasmuch as she didn't find any evidence that her hubby is farking the girl. While he is on very shaky ground, she went too far. There should be a divorce, but not because he seems to be infatuated, but because he has a wife who cannot be trusted.
2014-03-13 02:20:15 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god



Agreed!
2014-03-13 02:17:59 PM  
1 votes:

Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.


Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.
2014-03-13 02:16:13 PM  
1 votes:

Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?


That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.
2014-03-13 02:09:49 PM  
1 votes:
The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.
2014-03-13 02:06:21 PM  
1 votes:

whosits_112: proteus_b: whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).

Brown, you mean?

DON'T INTERRUPT MY FANTASY!


How about a compromise; one pink nipple, one brown...

... and can we at least make it a c cup? That's a bare minimum.
2014-03-13 02:05:24 PM  
1 votes:
She needs to smell his dick...it's the only way to be sure.
2014-03-13 02:02:46 PM  
1 votes:

Fano: GRCooper: Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.

I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers

Didn't Spentmiles get a letter published?


If he did, I wish I would have seen it. That would have been rich.

/miss seeing spentmiles here
2014-03-13 02:00:38 PM  
1 votes:

diaphoresis: Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.


No different from the 'he is sixteen and is a lucky' crowd that you see when the genders are reversed.

/good for the goose
//good for the gander
2014-03-13 01:59:46 PM  
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diaphoresis: Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.


I don't subscribe to the farking of either gender that hasn't reached the age of consent. It's just weird..
2014-03-13 01:59:13 PM  
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rufus-t-firefly: The husband's behavior is certainly creepy, but to take the next step and say "He's banging a minor" based solely on one brief letter is a bit much.


If the wife wants a smoking gun, she should borrow the student's cell phone and send the husband a few flirty messages.  Worked for the former Mrs. Tiger Woods.
2014-03-13 01:53:31 PM  
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Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.


Isn't that true of every advice columnist?

Kevin Lomax: The answer is always the threesome.


If that was the answer she was looking for she'd have written to Dan Savage.
2014-03-13 01:52:10 PM  
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Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.


I'm not surprised. 20 year old underwear has a Reverse Axe effect.
2014-03-13 01:49:17 PM  
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When I was 10 or 12 my best friend's dad did exactly this with their german exchange student and even went on to divorce his wife and marry her.  I always thought it was an extrememly farked up situation, but he never got in trouble and the family seemed to just deal with it...weird...

I actually live right down the street from them now and it's really awkward when they stop and talk to us.  I think I harbor more hard feelings toward this scumbag than his (previous) family.

/She's insanely stupid
//Really ugly too
2014-03-13 01:49:07 PM  
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Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.
2014-03-13 01:48:11 PM  
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But your husband has already committed so many transgressions that I'm inclined to believe he takes some detours on that drive home and things have gotten physical.

Let's just assume facts not in evidence and go from there.

The husband's behavior is certainly creepy, but to take the next step and say "He's banging a minor" based solely on one brief letter is a bit much.
2014-03-13 01:44:56 PM  
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Don't fark with Wendy Testaburger.
2014-03-13 01:44:06 PM  
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"Oh, for you to please take of my virginity, Mr. Smith! My cherry blossom begs for you to pluck it! Me so horny!"

/Is that about right?
2014-03-13 01:43:44 PM  
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Dear Hope,

I need more information before I can offer any advice on this. Would you by chance have any pictures of this exchange student? Maybe in 'traditional' schoolgirl garb? It would also help if you got some pictures of your husband and this girl while they thought they were alone, perhaps if you hid in the closet?

Thank you,
--Prudie
2014-03-13 01:43:26 PM  
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Dear Prudence Penthouse
2014-03-13 01:42:44 PM  
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She's married to Woody Allen?
2014-03-13 01:23:25 PM  
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Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?
2014-03-13 01:20:11 PM  
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My vote?


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