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(Slate)   Dear Prudence, we took in a foreign exchange student, and now my hubby is farking her after school. Should I turn him into the police or ask if he wants a three-way with me and Lolita?   (slate.com) divider line 248
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2014-03-13 10:28:51 AM  
Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?
 
2014-03-13 10:42:39 AM  
Her name was Lola. She was a hottie.
 
2014-03-13 10:48:34 AM  

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


i2.cdn.turner.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-03-13 11:08:28 AM  
Only if she's hot.
 
2014-03-13 11:20:26 AM  
www.millaj.com
 
2014-03-13 11:40:01 AM  

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


Misprison of felony. Subby seems to have poor reading comprehension, though, as the wife expressly states she does NOT believe anything physical is going on.
 
2014-03-13 11:41:35 AM  

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


Oh, and even if it was misprision of a felony, in most states, spouses cannot be compelled to give testimony against each other, so she might have immunity on that. I'm not entirely sure.
 
2014-03-13 12:46:11 PM  

Nabb1: Oh, and even if it was misprision of a felony, in most states, spouses cannot be compelled to give testimony against each other, so she might have immunity on that. I'm not entirely sure.


And in some states it's not only that the spouse's testimony cannot be compelled, but it is also privileged, and so she can choose to testify only if the other spouse waives that privilege.
 
2014-03-13 01:05:42 PM  

Nabb1: Oh, and even if it was misprision of a felony, in most states, spouses cannot be compelled to give testimony against each other, so she might have immunity on that. I'm not entirely sure.


The closest I've gotten to a law degree is my business law professor practically begging me to go for a JD, but I was pretty sure every state as well as the Feds hold that a spouse can't be compelled, with a handful of exceptions.

Of course, after a threesome, I'm pretty sure she loses that privilege.
 
2014-03-13 01:15:15 PM  
cdn.breitbart.com

Son, you keep the magazine, I get the exchange student.
 
2014-03-13 01:20:11 PM  
My vote?


i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-13 01:23:25 PM  
Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?
 
2014-03-13 01:37:35 PM  

gopher321: My vote?



Good God people! It took 11 posts to get to the obvious answer! Fark, I am disappoint.

/leave it to  lawyers to fark up a good conversation
 
2014-03-13 01:40:08 PM  
The answer is always the threesome.
 
2014-03-13 01:40:48 PM  
It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"
 
2014-03-13 01:41:07 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?


I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.
 
2014-03-13 01:41:26 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


That headline never gets greened.
 
2014-03-13 01:42:03 PM  
I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.
 
2014-03-13 01:42:19 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Her name was Lola. She was a hottie.


Did you meet her in a club down in old SoHo?
 
2014-03-13 01:42:20 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-03-13 01:42:44 PM  
She's married to Woody Allen?
 
2014-03-13 01:43:25 PM  
hot.
 
2014-03-13 01:43:26 PM  
Dear Prudence Penthouse
 
2014-03-13 01:43:44 PM  
Dear Hope,

I need more information before I can offer any advice on this. Would you by chance have any pictures of this exchange student? Maybe in 'traditional' schoolgirl garb? It would also help if you got some pictures of your husband and this girl while they thought they were alone, perhaps if you hid in the closet?

Thank you,
--Prudie
 
2014-03-13 01:44:01 PM  
Remember, it's not gay if it's in a three-way  (Lonely Island REPRESENT!)

'Mother Lover' was the best of that triilogy of songs although Lady Gaga in the Suzanne Somers outfit was nice to see.
 
2014-03-13 01:44:06 PM  
"Oh, for you to please take of my virginity, Mr. Smith! My cherry blossom begs for you to pluck it! Me so horny!"

/Is that about right?
 
2014-03-13 01:44:10 PM  
Dear Prudence
do men ever write to you or do we just not obssess over completely made up shiat?
Signed
Men
 
2014-03-13 01:44:14 PM  
Dear Prudence,
Totally smoking hot girls I don't know constantly walk up to me and offer me sex.  Also, my employer keeps giving me raises and makes me do less and less work.  What should I do?
 
2014-03-13 01:44:17 PM  
Dear Penthouse...
 
2014-03-13 01:44:56 PM  
Don't fark with Wendy Testaburger.
 
2014-03-13 01:45:44 PM  
subby, where's the 'N-i-ice' tag
 
2014-03-13 01:45:55 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.


Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?
 
2014-03-13 01:47:30 PM  

Mikey1969: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?


You mean hot or Mrs....amirite?
 
2014-03-13 01:47:44 PM  
Article leaves off important information. What country is girl from? Does she have a sexy Russian accent?

Are her breasts large and firm and bounce gently as she walks?

What does her vagina smell like?
 
2014-03-13 01:48:11 PM  
But your husband has already committed so many transgressions that I'm inclined to believe he takes some detours on that drive home and things have gotten physical.

Let's just assume facts not in evidence and go from there.

The husband's behavior is certainly creepy, but to take the next step and say "He's banging a minor" based solely on one brief letter is a bit much.
 
2014-03-13 01:48:40 PM  
"My son said I love you to our foreign exchange student"

Prudence:  "He's obviously a sick child molester - what took you so long to start spying on him?  Call your lawyer and plan how to fark him in the divorce - don't even bother talking to him about it."
 
2014-03-13 01:48:44 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.


There is a point at which a tee shirt no longer counts as a garment and becomes rags.  I am well through the looking glass on that one.
 
2014-03-13 01:48:47 PM  

Russ1642: Don't fark with Wendy Testaburger.


i137.photobucket.com

"F*ck you, Wendy! F*ck you, Clyde! F*ck you, Kyle! Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!"
 
2014-03-13 01:49:07 PM  
Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.
 
2014-03-13 01:49:17 PM  
When I was 10 or 12 my best friend's dad did exactly this with their german exchange student and even went on to divorce his wife and marry her.  I always thought it was an extrememly farked up situation, but he never got in trouble and the family seemed to just deal with it...weird...

I actually live right down the street from them now and it's really awkward when they stop and talk to us.  I think I harbor more hard feelings toward this scumbag than his (previous) family.

/She's insanely stupid
//Really ugly too
 
2014-03-13 01:49:51 PM  

Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.


I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers
 
2014-03-13 01:50:39 PM  
Yes, it's possible they haven't consummated their union.

Maybe
they aren't farking, but let's just assume they are, even though your snooping only showed that he says things that he also says in front of you.
 
2014-03-13 01:51:08 PM  

CleanAndPure: Article leaves off important information. What country is girl from? Does she have a sexy Russian accent?

Are her breasts large and firm and bounce gently as she walks?

What does her vagina smell like?


She's from Japan, with a sexy school girl accent.
Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).
Her vagina smells like ripe strawberries, with but a hint of ginger.
 
2014-03-13 01:51:27 PM  
Back in the day -- +20 years now -- one of the families in (of? on?) our son's soccer team had a German au pair who was so beautiful and chic that every one of the mothers (except my wife, of course) obviously hated her.

So I can imagine the bare bone facts of the Dear Prudence letter being true. I just can't believe that anyone would write it. It's a game like frat boys making up letters to send to Dear Abby.
 
2014-03-13 01:51:47 PM  
I like how Prudie totally jumped aboard the "your husband is a sick fark" line when all she has to go on is the totally unbiased opinion of the potentially irrationally jealous woman. Maybe there really is nothing going on and it's all in your head? Nope. The husband is an "appalling" person.
 
2014-03-13 01:52:10 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.


I'm not surprised. 20 year old underwear has a Reverse Axe effect.
 
2014-03-13 01:52:33 PM  
When i was like 12, my neighbor had a hot 16 year old female foreign exchange student from Brazil.  He encouraged her to use the pool a lot.  It was a good semester.
 
2014-03-13 01:52:37 PM  

Mikey1969: Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?


missuslayam.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-13 01:53:31 PM  

Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.


Isn't that true of every advice columnist?

Kevin Lomax: The answer is always the threesome.


If that was the answer she was looking for she'd have written to Dan Savage.
 
2014-03-13 01:53:39 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


Not if its your spouse I don't think.
 
2014-03-13 01:55:13 PM  

James Rieper: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

There is a point at which a tee shirt no longer counts as a garment and becomes rags.  I am well through the looking glass on that one.


As am I. I mentally add a year to the life expectancy of any given garment each time a woman tells me I should throw it away
 
2014-03-13 01:57:32 PM  
Headline promised a hot story, story did not deliver. God damn you Fark.
 
2014-03-13 01:58:41 PM  

spiderpaz: Dear Prudence Penthouse


At last the circle is complete. One Prudence was the pupil, now SHE is the master of Miles Glorious.
 
2014-03-13 01:59:13 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: The husband's behavior is certainly creepy, but to take the next step and say "He's banging a minor" based solely on one brief letter is a bit much.


If the wife wants a smoking gun, she should borrow the student's cell phone and send the husband a few flirty messages.  Worked for the former Mrs. Tiger Woods.
 
2014-03-13 01:59:24 PM  

whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).


Brown, you mean?
 
2014-03-13 01:59:46 PM  

diaphoresis: Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.


I don't subscribe to the farking of either gender that hasn't reached the age of consent. It's just weird..
 
pla
2014-03-13 02:00:05 PM  
 
2014-03-13 02:00:09 PM  
Do people still believe these letters are real?
 
2014-03-13 02:00:38 PM  

diaphoresis: Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.


No different from the 'he is sixteen and is a lucky' crowd that you see when the genders are reversed.

/good for the goose
//good for the gander
 
2014-03-13 02:00:41 PM  
Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?
 
2014-03-13 02:00:53 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: Yes, it's possible they haven't consummated their union.

Maybe they aren't farking, but let's just assume they are, even though your snooping only showed that he says things that he also says in front of you.



It's "Prudence" -- the letters are either fake or specifically chosen to be as prurient as possible.  You can't exactly expect her (him? they?) not to sensationalize them further.
 
2014-03-13 02:01:07 PM  

GRCooper: Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.

I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers


Didn't Spentmiles get a letter published?
 
2014-03-13 02:01:27 PM  
I think I speak for everyone when I say I'd prefer to read the "Dear Penthouse" version of this story in six months or so.  From the husband's point of view.

/even schoolgirls have schoolgirl fantasies
//been a long time since I was a schoolgirl
///mmmm....psychology professor....
 
2014-03-13 02:02:05 PM  

proteus_b: whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).

Brown, you mean?


DON'T INTERRUPT MY FANTASY!
 
2014-03-13 02:02:46 PM  

Fano: GRCooper: Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.

I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers

Didn't Spentmiles get a letter published?


If he did, I wish I would have seen it. That would have been rich.

/miss seeing spentmiles here
 
2014-03-13 02:03:21 PM  

CleanAndPure: Article leaves off important information. What country is girl from? Does she have a sexy Russian accent?

Are her breasts large and firm and bounce gently as she walks?

What does her vagina smell like?


Is her anus remarkable?
 
2014-03-13 02:03:30 PM  

Fano: GRCooper: Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.

I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers

Didn't Spentmiles get a letter published?


bigbaddie.com

It's still real to me, dammit!
 
2014-03-13 02:05:24 PM  
She needs to smell his dick...it's the only way to be sure.
 
2014-03-13 02:05:29 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


I think spousal privilege applies to that here. You can't be compelled to testify against your spouse.
 
2014-03-13 02:06:21 PM  

whosits_112: proteus_b: whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).

Brown, you mean?

DON'T INTERRUPT MY FANTASY!


How about a compromise; one pink nipple, one brown...

... and can we at least make it a c cup? That's a bare minimum.
 
2014-03-13 02:07:23 PM  

dallylamma: She needs to smell his dick...it's the only way to be sure.


Or taste it.
 
2014-03-13 02:09:45 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


QFT.

All but two states have entirely eliminated "alienation of affections" as a tort. He can be "in love" with the girl all he wants and not only has he not committed a legal crime, he hasn't committed a civil violation, either.
 
2014-03-13 02:09:49 PM  
The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.
 
2014-03-13 02:10:01 PM  

proteus_b: whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).

Brown, you mean?


I'd post pics of asian girls with pink (and every other tint) nipples, but I don't want to get the ban hammer.


/google is always your friend
 
2014-03-13 02:10:19 PM  

funzyr: dallylamma: She needs to smell his dick...it's the only way to be sure.

Or taste it.


Had she done that regularly she might not be in this predicament now.
 
2014-03-13 02:11:39 PM  
giggity
 
2014-03-13 02:12:36 PM  

stonicus: Dear Prudence,
Totally smoking hot girls I don't know constantly walk up to me and offer me sex.  Also, my employer keeps giving me raises and makes me do less and less work.  What should I do?


Dear Stonicus,
Lay off the weed and get back to work.
Good Luck,
Prudie.
 
2014-03-13 02:12:41 PM  
Why do so many people have a problem with love?
 
2014-03-13 02:12:53 PM  

CleanAndPure: whosits_112: proteus_b: whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).

Brown, you mean?

DON'T INTERRUPT MY FANTASY!

How about a compromise; one pink nipple, one brown...

... and can we at least make it a c cup? That's a bare minimum.


I like Asian tits that same way as their grades: A's and B's
 
2014-03-13 02:13:55 PM  
I love the response to the letter about the obsessively anti-vaccine friend. "Your friend might be showing signs of paranoid schizophrenia; get help for her." Beautiful.
 
2014-03-13 02:14:16 PM  
I bet she figured if they had nothing to say to each other, he would get bored and go away. But instead he used it as an excuse to put his testicles all over her.
 
2014-03-13 02:14:29 PM  

Nabb1: Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?

Oh, and even if it was misprision of a felony, in most states, spouses cannot be compelled to give testimony against each other, so she might have immunity on that. I'm not entirely sure.


and at least at the federal level misprison has to include some element of facilitation and/or accessory before or after the fact to be chargeable.  Simply staying silent and not reporting a crime is not enough
 
2014-03-13 02:15:10 PM  

you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.


Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.
 
2014-03-13 02:16:13 PM  

Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?


That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.
 
2014-03-13 02:16:30 PM  
Dear Prudie -

I have fantasies about the foreign exchange student living in my house. I'm jealous that she gets along better with my husband. Should I divorce him or try to work myself in for a threesome?
 
2014-03-13 02:17:23 PM  
ballsdeeptables.weebly.com

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.
 
2014-03-13 02:17:59 PM  

Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.


Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.
 
2014-03-13 02:18:11 PM  
If she looks at all like Alyssa Milano, we could have the makings of an outrageously successful reality show.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-13 02:18:41 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god
 
2014-03-13 02:19:39 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Whaaaaaaaaaat? Ok, Studman. That's an 8.5 or 9 on the Spankter Scale
 
2014-03-13 02:20:15 PM  

scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god



Agreed!
 
2014-03-13 02:21:21 PM  

whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.


Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.
 
2014-03-13 02:22:24 PM  
The sick tag, subby? Are you a woman? While I wouldn't want to do it, a 16 year old is hardly a child and I can see a man wanting to fark one. And in some cultures, a 16 year old girl would be encouraged to have an affair with an older man instead of some clumsy boy her age. She may have come onto him. I think this man's wife's spying on him is reprehensible, especially inasmuch as she didn't find any evidence that her hubby is farking the girl. While he is on very shaky ground, she went too far. There should be a divorce, but not because he seems to be infatuated, but because he has a wife who cannot be trusted.
 
2014-03-13 02:22:44 PM  
Lots of people making an ass of Uma Thurman
 
2014-03-13 02:22:52 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky
 
2014-03-13 02:23:37 PM  

cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.


Exactly. This guy will be lucky if he gets away with it, otherwise he's farked, in more ways that one. Hope it was worth it!
/*sotto voce* totally worth it!
 
2014-03-13 02:23:50 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


It takes a lot of anger or insecurity to misrepresent a simple set of facts like that.  Or troll-fu.  I guess troll-fu would also work.
 
2014-03-13 02:26:01 PM  

the_celt: diaphoresis: Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.

I don't subscribe to the farking of either gender that hasn't reached the age of consent. It's just weird..


The age of consent is too low. 16 is more than old enough to make your own sexual decisions. I feel like the legal age should probably be more like 16 instead of 18. Maybe even younger for males.

/I am not a pedo, and havnt been with a underage girl since I was 18.
//prefer women, not girls
 
2014-03-13 02:26:02 PM  

whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.


Sweden?  But she's wearing lederhosen!
 
2014-03-13 02:26:07 PM  

The Bunyip: I bet she figured if they had nothing to say to each other, he would get bored and go away. But instead he used it as an excuse to put his testicles all over her.


I'm sorry I blew up your mom.
 
2014-03-13 02:27:01 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Peg Bundy at 16?
 
2014-03-13 02:27:44 PM  

Santa's_Dog: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky



fantasy-faction.com

I'm stealing that!
 
2014-03-13 02:29:04 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Sweden?  But she's wearing lederhosen!


Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?
 
2014-03-13 02:29:12 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


www.joecarr.us

I'll see you guys in PMITA Prison.
 
2014-03-13 02:31:12 PM  

ciberido: HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"

It takes a lot of anger or insecurity to misrepresent a simple set of facts like that.  Or troll-fu.  I guess troll-fu would also work.


"Facts"
 
2014-03-13 02:31:25 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Damn, son. The quality of tail you must be pulling down simply must be seen to be believed if you mark that a 6. She's definitely quite attractive in that pic. Too young, but still astonishingly easy on the eyes.
 
2014-03-13 02:33:11 PM  

cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.


There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.
 
2014-03-13 02:33:12 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-03-13 02:33:44 PM  
Why yes, I have joined a gym, because my doctor advised me to. And I have also bought new underwear, it was on sale at Walmart and my old pair was worn, tattered and out of style. And I hate going commando while it's in the wash.
 
2014-03-13 02:34:09 PM  

Mikey1969: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?


Last year my mom,sister,sister in law, girlfriend and roomate conspired while I was away and threw out my underwear and socks and got me all new ones. I guess it was bad if it had to get to that point.
 
2014-03-13 02:34:37 PM  
I'm sure the husband is just intent on helping the girl acclimate to a strange land with its strange customs.  Things are quite different in Edmonton, you know
 
2014-03-13 02:34:56 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: ciberido: HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"

It takes a lot of anger or insecurity to misrepresent a simple set of facts like that.  Or troll-fu.  I guess troll-fu would also work.

"Facts"


Yeah, I'm gonna go with "insecurity" for this one.
 
2014-03-13 02:35:31 PM  

ciberido: cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.

There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.


That too.
 
2014-03-13 02:35:49 PM  

groppet: Mikey1969: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?

Last year my mom,sister,sister in law, girlfriend and roomate conspired while I was away and threw out my underwear and socks and got me all new ones. I guess it was bad if it had to get to that point.


The bad part is that this all describes one person.
 
2014-03-13 02:37:11 PM  
I'm hosed... I constantly tell my 7 year old daughter I love her in front of my wife and pretty much everyone else.
I spend a lot of time with her and I even buy her underwear.


Is it men or does it sound like this guy is maybe little over the top but probably doesn't have biological children and is trying to make life as normal as can be for the exchange student but wifey is just a jealous biatch who can't handle her husband showing anyone else some affection?
 
2014-03-13 02:38:05 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?
 
2014-03-13 02:38:50 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Her name was Lola. She was a hottie.


L O L A   That Lola?
 
2014-03-13 02:39:24 PM  

groppet: Last year my mom,sister,sister in law, girlfriend and roomate conspired while I was away and threw out my underwear and socks and got me all new ones. I guess it was bad if it had to get to that point.


This level of reponse is normally reserved for heroin addiction.  You realize that, right?
 
2014-03-13 02:40:17 PM  

spunkymunky: I'm hosed... I constantly tell my 7 year old daughter I love her in front of my wife and pretty much everyone else.
I spend a lot of time with her and I even buy her underwear.


Is it men or does it sound like this guy is maybe little over the top but probably doesn't have biological children and is trying to make life as normal as can be for the exchange student but wifey is just a jealous biatch who can't handle her husband showing anyone else some affection?


Ummm, no.  When you hear hoof beats, expect horses not zebra's.  A man who reacts with excessive affection and proclaimations of love to a nubile young woman suddenly thrust into his life is probably reacting to the sudden urge to fark her.  The urge is natural, the ability to control it is relative to your level of discipline and maturity.
 
2014-03-13 02:41:13 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


I give her a 7, and there's no such thing as a 10 in real life.

/models don't look quite so good up close, trust me
//has done modelling
 
2014-03-13 02:42:31 PM  

Token Anarchist: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?


I'm willing to bet that Googling "sixteen year old au pair mentioned in the Prudence advice column" isn't going to bring up a photo of the correct person.
 
2014-03-13 02:42:35 PM  
So a man treats a girl as his daughter and says he loves them? Oh the horror. I tell my adopted Asian niece that I love her. It in no way means that I want to have sex with her. I tell lots of people I love them. In other languages there are even different words for different kinds of love that unfortunately only have one word to translate into in English.

I can't say which way this guy means things for sure but to jump to the worst kind of conclusion even after snooping and finding zero evidence everything is wrong suggests that it is more likely that the woman just has twisted jealousy issues.

If everybody had sex with everybody they said some variant of "i love you" to then large parts of the world would die off because people would be too busy having sex and wouldn't get anything else done.
 
2014-03-13 02:42:42 PM  

cptjeff: you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.

Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.


Go old school and start an affair with the pool boy. I'm kind of suspicious of ours, not least because we don't have a pool.
 
2014-03-13 02:42:47 PM  
In case you missed all the other people pointing it out, 6/10, my ass.

She is certainly too young, but back in my day she may have been out of my league, and I actually did quite well - quality wise, if not quantity.
 
2014-03-13 02:43:30 PM  

Santa's_Dog: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky


Fapioca?

Hadn't heard THAT one before :)
 
2014-03-13 02:44:56 PM  

Token Anarchist: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?



www.firedaily.com
 
2014-03-13 02:45:04 PM  

ciberido: HotWingConspiracy: ciberido: HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"

It takes a lot of anger or insecurity to misrepresent a simple set of facts like that.  Or troll-fu.  I guess troll-fu would also work.

"Facts"

Yeah, I'm gonna go with "insecurity" for this one.


Just so we're all clear, you think that letter contains facts? How have you determined the factual nature of these claims?
 
2014-03-13 02:46:26 PM  
If she is really worried about her husband cheating on her maybe she should blow him more often. Maybe dress up and role play a little.

It isn't difficult lady, if you ain't putting out or more exciting in bed than a warm sponge he will find someone who is.
 
2014-03-13 02:46:33 PM  
I M SLATE LIB, MAN U R PREDATERR
 
2014-03-13 02:47:39 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: cptjeff: you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.

Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.

Go old school and start an affair with the pool boy. I'm kind of suspicious of ours, not least because we don't have a pool.



i194.photobucket.com

Go on...
 
2014-03-13 02:49:18 PM  

whosits_112: Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?


weknowmemes.com
 
2014-03-13 02:49:54 PM  

JackieRabbit: The sick tag, subby? Are you a woman? While I wouldn't want to do it, a 16 year old is hardly a child and I can see a man wanting to fark one. And in some cultures, a 16 year old girl would be encouraged to have an affair with an older man instead of some clumsy boy her age. She may have come onto him. I think this man's wife's spying on him is reprehensible, especially inasmuch as she didn't find any evidence that her hubby is farking the girl. While he is on very shaky ground, she went too far. There should be a divorce, but not because he seems to be infatuated, but because he has a wife who cannot be trusted.


So you are saying it may be happening, she may have come onto him, it is sometimes okay in other cultures, so if he is there isn't a problem, but the wife spied so she is an evil, untrustworthy biatch?!? Really?

Not to mention the apparently difficult concept for you that he is a teacher AND the father of the household she is living in so abuse of power is a huge issue that cannot be swept aside by your BS reasoning.

Anyone in his position has received SO much training on how NOT to get caught up in the APPEARANCE of abuse (IE not to be alone with a student so as to be above suspicion or reproach) that he has no excuse for getting so friendly with the student. He damn well knows better than this. He is thinking with his penis, clearly, whether he is doing anything or not.

The wife would be a fool not to be suspicious and checking up on him.
 
2014-03-13 02:50:36 PM  
cdn29.elitedaily.com
 
2014-03-13 02:51:19 PM  
Fap fap fap
 
2014-03-13 02:51:55 PM  

whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.


Ah, missed that.
 
2014-03-13 02:52:41 PM  
Is this another Courtney Stodden thread?
I don't think we've had one of those in days...

// foreign teen strumpet.... something, something...
 
2014-03-13 02:52:53 PM  

blatz514: whosits_112: Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?

[weknowmemes.com image 590x463]


www1.picturepush.com

Mmmm, fapioca!
 
2014-03-13 02:52:55 PM  

James Rieper: rufus-t-firefly: The husband's behavior is certainly creepy, but to take the next step and say "He's banging a minor" based solely on one brief letter is a bit much.

If the wife wants a smoking gun, she should borrow the student's cell phone and send the husband a few flirty messages.  Worked for the former Mrs. Tiger Woods.


You know, I would have quite happy with "the former Mrs. Tiger Woods".  Much better than the skanky waitresses at IHop that he seem interested in.

Anyway, where's the "I don't see a problem here" gang, that shows up when it's a female teacher and a 16 year old guy.  Oh yeah, I forgot, the girl is suffering from emotional and psychological trauma, that no man will ever know.  Well, aren't they always.
 
2014-03-13 02:52:59 PM  

cptjeff: ciberido: cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.

There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.

That too.


Well, I went to the wikipedia page for age of consent.  There seems to be no federal law which would apply, and 31 states have the age of consent pegged at 16.  Of those, 9 had laws on the books regarding teacher/student relationships.  I took the list of the 31 and removed each state that had such laws, and wound up with the following list of states that'd have no problem whatsoever with his actions:

Alaska, Arkansas, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia

Of course, now that I've gone and catalogued every state where it is perfectly legal to have sex with the youngest persons possible while having a position of authority over them, I need to spend some time away from the computer to reflect on my life choices.
 
2014-03-13 02:53:31 PM  
My 7 year old boy lives with his mother. I text him often to tell him I love him, and that I miss him.

This lady has some damn thin evidence. Prudence is advocating destroying his life, and upending the sender's own life with a nasty, humiliating divorce. Even the allegation that he's had sex with her will ruin him. Even if no evidence of anything inappropriate is ever produced.

Dear Prudence:

You are a worthless ****. You have no value as a human being. None. People like you are why so many of today's men get nervous even being in the company of minors. I hope you burn in hell.
 
2014-03-13 02:54:48 PM  

whosits_112: scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god

Agreed!


img.fark.net
Like a Harpoon missile hitting a canoe
 
2014-03-13 02:55:49 PM  

Coconice: In case you missed all the other people pointing it out, 6/10, my ass.

She is certainly too young, but back in my day she may have been out of my league, and I actually did quite well - quality wise, if not quantity.


We're using the Budweiser scale, how many clydesdales it would take to pull us off her.
 
2014-03-13 02:55:53 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Is this another Courtney Stodden thread?
I don't think we've had one of those in days...

// foreign teen strumpet.... something, something...



25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-13 02:58:38 PM  

Rezurok: cptjeff: ciberido: cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.

There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.

That too.

Well, I went to the wikipedia page for age of consent.  There seems to be no federal law which would apply, and 31 states have the age of consent pegged at 16.  Of those, 9 had laws on the books regarding teacher/student relationships.  I took the list of the 31 and removed each state that had such laws, and wound up with the following list of states that'd have no problem whatsoever with his actions:

Alaska, Arkansas, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia

Of course, now that I've gone and catalogued every state where it is perfectly legal to have sex with the youngest persons possible while having a position of authority over them, I need to spend some time away from the computer to reflect on my life choices.



3.bp.blogspot.com
/not really...
 
2014-03-13 02:59:19 PM  

whosits_112: blatz514: whosits_112: Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?

[weknowmemes.com image 590x463]

[www1.picturepush.com image 350x200]

Mmmm, fapioca!


HA!  A whole new level for Jack

NSFW
 
2014-03-13 03:00:11 PM  

PunGent: Santa's_Dog: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky

Fapioca?

Hadn't heard THAT one before :)


media.tumblr.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVpyhwuzFJY
 
2014-03-13 03:00:45 PM  

Santa's_Dog: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky


Fapioca. I will use that in a sentence today in coversation.
 
2014-03-13 03:01:32 PM  

bughunter: whosits_112: scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god

Agreed!

[img.fark.net image 200x134]
Like a Harpoon missile hitting a canoe


Look folks. I know I haven't been posting long,  but I've lurked for a while now. How can you NOT see that FarkinBastard is trolling you? There are no names given in the column, even if it was a real story, which it isn't. So there's zero chance that pic is the student in the story.

THEN you fall for the studman bait?

/Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-03-13 03:01:35 PM  

Baz744: My 7 year old boy lives with his mother. I text him often to tell him I love him, and that I miss him.

This lady has some damn thin evidence. Prudence is advocating destroying his life, and upending the sender's own life with a nasty, humiliating divorce. Even the allegation that he's had sex with her will ruin him. Even if no evidence of anything inappropriate is ever produced.

Dear Prudence:

You are a worthless ****. You have no value as a human being. None. People like you are why so many of today's men get nervous even being in the company of minors. I hope you burn in hell.


Seven-year-old biological son: totally acceptable
Hot piece of foreign exchange student ass who moved in with you recently: not so acceptable
 
2014-03-13 03:01:59 PM  
Uhh,

Dear Prudence,

My wife is stupid enough to let us take a 16 year old girl into our home and to let me spend a lot of time with her. Should I divorce her for being stupid or take advantage?


/16 year old exotic girl in my home? No thanks, I like my family thank you and wouldn't welcome that temptation
 
2014-03-13 03:02:14 PM  

420Gabriel: the_celt: diaphoresis: Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.

I don't subscribe to the farking of either gender that hasn't reached the age of consent. It's just weird..

The age of consent is too low. 16 is more than old enough to make your own sexual decisions. I feel like the legal age should probably be more like 16 instead of 18. Maybe even younger for males.

/I am not a pedo, and havnt been with a underage girl since I was 18.
//prefer women, not girls


When I was a teen to early 20s and was banging teenage girls, at least half of them were the initiators and I was far from their first. Quite a few 16 yo girls know exactly what they're doing.
 
2014-03-13 03:03:03 PM  

Alfonse Gregory: bughunter: whosits_112: scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god

Agreed!

[img.fark.net image 200x134]
Like a Harpoon missile hitting a canoe

Look folks. I know I haven't been posting long,  but I've lurked for a while now. How can you NOT see that FarkinBastard is trolling you? There are no names given in the column, even if it was a real story, which it isn't. So there's zero chance that pic is the student in the story.

THEN you fall for the studman bait?

/Fark, I am disappoint.


Hey! Any excuse to talk about fapping is fine by me, trolling or not! I feel no shame in falling for the bait.
 
2014-03-13 03:05:44 PM  

cptjeff: you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.

Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.


CSB-

My parents decided to host a European exchange student my senior year. I of course immediately hated the idea thinking I would be toting around some dude from Sprockets. The day came when my the exchange student arrived, I cam home from baseball practice, to find the most gorgeous Croatian girl I have seen in my life up to and still to this day. I was 17 with a car, she was 16. Iva was her name....."somewhere out there..."
 
2014-03-13 03:06:50 PM  

Alfonse Gregory: Look folks. I know I haven't been posting long, but I've lurked for a while now. How can you NOT see that FarkinBastard is trolling you? There are no names given in the column, even if it was a real story, which it isn't. So there's zero chance that pic is the student in the story.

THEN you fall for the studman bait?

/Fark, I am disappoint.


When the URL starts out with ballsdeep...I sorta caught on.
 
2014-03-13 03:07:21 PM  

spunkymunky: I'm hosed... I constantly tell my 7 year old daughter I love her in front of my wife and pretty much everyone else.
I spend a lot of time with her and I even buy her underwear.


Is it men or does it sound like this guy is maybe little over the top but probably doesn't have biological children and is trying to make life as normal as can be for the exchange student but wifey is just a jealous biatch who can't handle her husband showing anyone else some affection?


Your own daughter, who is 7, is vastly different from someone else's daughter who is 16 and was a stranger prior to moving in. Stop defending the guy. He should know better than to even give the appearance of impropriety.
 
2014-03-13 03:08:40 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


One woman is threatened by a younger model, and another woman backed her up and straight-up accused the man of farking a child with no evidence.  Shocka.
 
2014-03-13 03:09:02 PM  
so IF this is true, the "i love you" thing is kinda weird, but could be ok if they've developed a parental sort of bond.  like someone else though, kinda touchy for a teacher/foreign exchange host to say it but whatever.

the "i miss you" stuff is what would weird me out.  especially if they see each other all the time.  when i was 16, i was too busy being an asshole teenage to miss my parents and certainly wouldn't have told them if i did and i have some of the best parents ever.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-13 03:09:35 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


OH COME ON!

img.fark.net  >  img.fark.net

Anyway, girls don't like me and I haven't seen a naked girl in a decade.  Any girl of age that is that cute would be a god send as far as I am concerned.  DON'T JUDGE ME!!
 
2014-03-13 03:09:57 PM  

Poundit Hardus: cptjeff: you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.

Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.

CSB-

My parents decided to host a European exchange student my senior year. I of course immediately hated the idea thinking I would be toting around some dude from Sprockets. The day came when my the exchange student arrived, I cam home from baseball practice, to find the most gorgeous Croatian girl I have seen in my life up to and still to this day. I was 17 with a car, she was 16. Iva was her name....."somewhere out there..."


memecrunch.com
abovethelaw.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-13 03:13:50 PM  

James10952001: 420Gabriel: the_celt: diaphoresis: Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.

I don't subscribe to the farking of either gender that hasn't reached the age of consent. It's just weird..

The age of consent is too low. 16 is more than old enough to make your own sexual decisions. I feel like the legal age should probably be more like 16 instead of 18. Maybe even younger for males.

/I am not a pedo, and havnt been with a underage girl since I was 18.
//prefer women, not girls

When I was a teen to early 20s and was banging teenage girls, at least half of them were the initiators and I was far from their first. Quite a few 16 yo girls know exactly what they're doing.


Yeah.. this is dangerous territory... but if you are a hetero male and you are attracted to a 16 year old girl that is gorgeously curvy and has a body that is comparable to a 25-year-old that is NOT pedophilia.  That's being attracted to a woman's body, not a little girl's.  The law is forced to be arbitrary in this situation and pick the best fit (like with driving licenses, booze, etc) and so there are plenty of cases where it doesn't fit.  When I quite a bit younger there WERE quite a number of 16 year old girls with real female bodies that knew what they were doing...
 
2014-03-13 03:14:25 PM  
If its real:

Wife (and prudence) are vindictive coonts who should get a divorce either way. The age of consent varies depending on the country too. Still doesn't mean it's right but the girl might not comprehend that.

If its fake: well play sir, well played.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-13 03:16:14 PM  

Poundit Hardus: My parents decided to host a European exchange student my senior year. I of course immediately hated the idea thinking I would be toting around some dude from Sprockets. The day came when my the exchange student arrived, I cam home from baseball practice, to find the most gorgeous Croatian girl I have seen in my life up to and still to this day. I was 17 with a car, she was 16. Iva was her name....."somewhere out there..."


I think the cam-girl is Croatian.  I vote yes.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-13 03:16:52 PM  
If you're going through your spouse's phone, just let them go man, cause you're gone.
 
2014-03-13 03:17:28 PM  

Poundit Hardus: My parents decided to host a European exchange student my senior year. I of course immediately hated the idea thinking I would be toting around some dude from Sprockets. The day came when my the exchange student arrived, I cam home from baseball practice, to find the most gorgeous Croatian girl I have seen in my life up to and still to this day. I was 17 with a car, she was 16. Iva was her name....."somewhere out there..."


pics or it didn't happen.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-13 03:18:27 PM  

Wrath of Heaven: If you're going through your spouse's phone, just let them go man, cause you're gone.


I DNRTFA (Prudence makes me want to punch walls) but if this happened, I agree... wholeheartedly.
 
2014-03-13 03:19:25 PM  

Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.


age of majority has nothing to do with this is he's her teacher and/or temporary legal guardian.
 
2014-03-13 03:20:02 PM  

d23: if you are a hetero male and you are attracted to a 16 year old girl that is gorgeously curvy and has a body that is comparable to a 25-year-old that is NOT pedophilia.  That's being attracted to a woman's body, not a little girl's.  The law is forced to be arbitrary in this situation and pick the best fit (like with driving licenses, booze, etc) and so there are plenty of cases where it doesn't fit.


In most (?) US States that's perfectly legal (it's Federally illegal if you take pictures though), unless you're her teacher or her dad, and he's about 1.25 of those.

16 is legal everywhere if you're married to each other, and most everywhere? everywhere? if you're also under 18 or so.
 
2014-03-13 03:20:07 PM  
no physical proof?  Nothing on the illicit phone snooping that wasn't said out loud, in front of you, no less?  No strange new habits?  Perhaps the husband is the spouse in the home who speaks the language from the home country of the student?  Maybe the husband always wanted a daughter and is making this the best experience he can for the young woman and himself?

This sounds a lot like myself and my "little sister."  I love my little sister.  She and I met at work many years ago and became friends.  We became close.  Really close.  There is a 14 year difference in our ages, but she brought up sex one night when she was sleeping over(usually flipped a coin for the sofa).  I looked her dead in the eye and told her the truth: I loved her dearly, and despite her confessed lack of suitable partners for no-strings sex, I valued our friendship too highly to risk it for simple sexual gratification.

"Awwww, I have the best big brother in the world..."
"I love you, too, little sister."

/I'd step in front of a bullet for her
//or just shoot the guy holding the gun, then both of us get to keep breathing
 
2014-03-13 03:20:32 PM  
Three way.

Also give him the options of watching lesbo action.  You're also going to need a list of toys/equipment/sexual aids.
 
2014-03-13 03:22:02 PM  
Hey Lawrence, what do you think I should do?

fcdn.mtbr.com

Oh, right.
 
2014-03-13 03:22:17 PM  
Student is 16, that's age of consent in about half the states.  Can we stop pretending that it's the worst crime in the world?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-13 03:22:57 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: d23: if you are a hetero male and you are attracted to a 16 year old girl that is gorgeously curvy and has a body that is comparable to a 25-year-old that is NOT pedophilia.  That's being attracted to a woman's body, not a little girl's.  The law is forced to be arbitrary in this situation and pick the best fit (like with driving licenses, booze, etc) and so there are plenty of cases where it doesn't fit.

In most (?) US States that's perfectly legal (it's Federally illegal if you take pictures though), unless you're her teacher or her dad, and he's about 1.25 of those.

16 is legal everywhere if you're married to each other, and most everywhere? everywhere? if you're also under 18 or so.


Erp.. not defending the "Dad," just making a statement because I hear "pedo" thrown around so much.  I'm just saying that depending on the girl it's not fair to cry 'pedophilia'... it's just bad judgement and illegal based on the situation and has nothing to do with liking the up-grown-up female body.
 
2014-03-13 03:23:56 PM  

Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.


Yup, came to say that.  Outside of California and a couple of other states, 16 is skeevy but legal.  Though as a teacher at her school he'd be at risk of losing his job.
 
2014-03-13 03:24:00 PM  

blatz514: whosits_112: blatz514: whosits_112: Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?

[weknowmemes.com image 590x463]

[www1.picturepush.com image 350x200]

Mmmm, fapioca!

HA!  A whole new level for Jack

NSFW


img.fark.net
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-13 03:24:00 PM  

d23: Gaseous Anomaly: d23: if you are a hetero male and you are attracted to a 16 year old girl that is gorgeously curvy and has a body that is comparable to a 25-year-old that is NOT pedophilia.  That's being attracted to a woman's body, not a little girl's.  The law is forced to be arbitrary in this situation and pick the best fit (like with driving licenses, booze, etc) and so there are plenty of cases where it doesn't fit.

In most (?) US States that's perfectly legal (it's Federally illegal if you take pictures though), unless you're her teacher or her dad, and he's about 1.25 of those.

16 is legal everywhere if you're married to each other, and most everywhere? everywhere? if you're also under 18 or so.

Erp.. not defending the "Dad," just making a statement because I hear "pedo" thrown around so much.  I'm just saying that depending on the girl it's not fair to cry 'pedophilia'... it's just bad judgement and illegal based on the situation and has nothing to do with liking the up-grown-up female body.


*un-grown-up female body.   ugh...
 
2014-03-13 03:27:30 PM  

blatz514: whosits_112: Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?

[weknowmemes.com image 590x463]


We had a Swedish exchange student in my class in high school.  Of course, I went to an all boys Catholic high school, so I didn't see what the big deal was.

He told us that he found America very sexually repressed and sex between young kids was even encouraged in Sweden, as it was considered healthy.   I don't know whether he was BS'ing us or not.  It was the mid-60's and the pill was just coming on the scene.  Maybe they had the pill there before us, or they had better sex ed, with plenty of condom on the cucumber lessons, to drive the point home.
 
2014-03-13 03:28:14 PM  

Token Anarchist: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?


You act like that is her real photo. There is no way in hell he could find her photo since she likely doesn't even exist
 
2014-03-13 03:29:59 PM  
You mean you can't just use exchange students as sexual play-toys?  What's the point point of cultural exchange if you can't exchange cultures?

Oh wait, what's that?  You say they weren't using culture in the sense of fostering bacterial and fungal growth?

I hope it's not too late to put a stop-order on the Ingrid I ordered last week and I guess I better start with the erythromyacin before my schlongengrueber becomes a full-on fungal schwerer gustov.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-13 03:30:26 PM  

zimbomba63: He told us that he found America very sexually repressed and sex between young kids was even encouraged in Sweden, as it was considered healthy. I don't know whether he was BS'ing us or not. It was the mid-60's and the pill was just coming on the scene. Maybe they had the pill there before us, or they had better sex ed, with plenty of condom on the cucumber lessons, to drive the point home.


It's very sad that we can't teach our kids better because: Jesus.

Those pesky facts say that everywhere you teach sex ed decently the level of getting busy doesn't go up that much and the teen pregnancy rate goes down.  It's just another great example of how a country that is supposed to be "secular" continues to be rules in some spaces by elite members of a certain sub-group (loudmouth fundies) of a certain sect (Protestantism) of a certain religion (Christianity).
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-13 03:31:35 PM  

brap: You mean you can't just use exchange students as sexual play-toys?  What's the point point of cultural exchange if you can't exchange cultures?

Oh wait, what's that?  You say they weren't using culture in the sense of fostering bacterial and fungal growth?

I hope it's not too late to put a stop-order on the Ingrid I ordered last week and I guess I better start with the erythromyacin before my schlongengrueber becomes a full-on fungal schwerer gustov.


If you just change your requirements slightly you can go with "mail order bride" and it's all fixed.
 
2014-03-13 03:32:30 PM  

groppet: Mikey1969: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?

Last year my mom,sister,sister in law, girlfriend and roomate conspired while I was away and threw out my underwear and socks and got me all new ones. I guess it was bad if it had to get to that point.


Brilliant! I'm gonna pitch that idea to the Learning Channel for a new reality show: "Underpants Intervention"

.Or else I'll just use that as the name for my Celine Dion cover band
 
2014-03-13 03:36:01 PM  

Baz744: . Even the allegation that he's had sex with her will ruin him. Even if no evidence of anything inappropriate is ever produced.


QFT.... this is a powder-keg situation.

There may or may not be inappropriate things going on, but Prudie's response (" I'm inclined to believe he takes some detours on that drive home and things have gotten physical ") basically throws gasoline on what equally well may just be smoldering resentment on the wife's part.  Without having heard both sides of the story, Prudie's advice needed to be much more temperate.
 
2014-03-13 03:41:36 PM  

Nabb1: Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?

Oh, and even if it was misprision of a felony, in most states, spouses cannot be compelled to give testimony against each other, so she might have immunity on that. I'm not entirely sure.


I think you have to actively conceal the felony for it to be misprision, failure to report isn't enough. In any case, the way I interpret the law is this: if I see a felony being committed and hesitate momentarily, then I have committed misprision, and my fifth amendment rights instantly activate. From that point on if I report the felony, I am self incriminating, so I can keep the felony secret.
 
2014-03-13 03:42:13 PM  

d23: Gaseous Anomaly: d23: if you are a hetero male and you are attracted to a 16 year old girl that is gorgeously curvy and has a body that is comparable to a 25-year-old that is NOT pedophilia.  That's being attracted to a woman's body, not a little girl's.  The law is forced to be arbitrary in this situation and pick the best fit (like with driving licenses, booze, etc) and so there are plenty of cases where it doesn't fit.

In most (?) US States that's perfectly legal (it's Federally illegal if you take pictures though), unless you're her teacher or her dad, and he's about 1.25 of those.

16 is legal everywhere if you're married to each other, and most everywhere? everywhere? if you're also under 18 or so.

Erp.. not defending the "Dad," just making a statement because I hear "pedo" thrown around so much.  I'm just saying that depending on the girl it's not fair to cry 'pedophilia'... it's just bad judgement and illegal based on the situation and has nothing to do with liking the up-grown-up female body.


Pedo is pre-pubescent. There is a BIG difference between a toddler and a physically developed young woman, even if not legally so.

I know damn near every middle aged woman throws a fit over this fact, but damn near any straight male will find teenage and 20-something girls attractive, doesn't matter if he's 14 or 85. Most of us just know better than to get involved.
 
2014-03-13 03:42:33 PM  

kronicfeld: Nabb1: Oh, and even if it was misprision of a felony, in most states, spouses cannot be compelled to give testimony against each other, so she might have immunity on that. I'm not entirely sure.

And in some states it's not only that the spouse's testimony cannot be compelled, but it is also privileged, and so she can choose to testify only if the other spouse waives that privilege.


And in California, the only state that matters, both spouses hold the privilege, neither can be compelled, and both can sing like a canary and the other one cant do fark about it.
 
2014-03-13 03:43:43 PM  

machoprogrammer: Token Anarchist: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?

You act like that is her real photo. There is no way in hell he could find her photo since she likely doesn't even exist


Seriously, I thought it was Barbi Benton anyway...
 
2014-03-13 03:44:35 PM  
Sick tag?

Cool tag
 
2014-03-13 03:50:06 PM  
GIS for exchange student:

www.laverne.k12.ok.us

Exchange?  Like for what?  A player to be named later?  A future draft choice?
 
2014-03-13 03:51:42 PM  
Dear Prudence,

I have an employee who is a compulsive liar and fabricates stories for personal/professional gain. I intend to fire her, but am concerned I too will be woven into her fictitious web of deceit and subjected to false litigation. Thoughts?

Signed,
Your Editor
 
2014-03-13 03:53:21 PM  
Swedish Exchange Student
www.iloveshelling.com
 
2014-03-13 03:55:58 PM  
img003.lazygirls.info
 
2014-03-13 03:57:17 PM  
Italian

nineronline.com
 
2014-03-13 03:59:24 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
KIA
2014-03-13 03:59:33 PM  

Trance354: no physical proof?  Nothing on the illicit phone snooping that wasn't said out loud, in front of you, no less?  No strange new habits?  Perhaps the husband is the spouse in the home who speaks the language from the home country of the student?  Maybe the husband always wanted a daughter and is making this the best experience he can for the young woman and himself?

This sounds a lot like myself and my "little sister."  I love my little sister.  She and I met at work many years ago and became friends.  We became close.  Really close.  There is a 14 year difference in our ages, but she brought up sex one night when she was sleeping over(usually flipped a coin for the sofa).  I looked her dead in the eye and told her the truth: I loved her dearly, and despite her confessed lack of suitable partners for no-strings sex, I valued our friendship too highly to risk it for simple sexual gratification.

"Awwww, I have the best big brother in the world..."
"I love you, too, little sister."

/I'd step in front of a bullet for her
//or just shoot the guy holding the gun, then both of us get to keep breathing


You could have just said she was an uggo.

/ I keed, jokeeng
// Don't shoot
 
2014-03-13 04:01:03 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

 
2014-03-13 04:01:55 PM  
<img src="http://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mash-seaso n-2-16 -henry-in-love-hawkeye-trapper-nancy-sue.jpg ">

I think the difference in age may be a problem.
Yeah, she's 21 and his wife is 42.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-13 04:01:56 PM  
GIS, Croatian exchange student

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-13 04:03:11 PM  

BubbaJones: JackieRabbit: The sick tag, subby? Are you a woman? While I wouldn't want to do it, a 16 year old is hardly a child and I can see a man wanting to fark one. And in some cultures, a 16 year old girl would be encouraged to have an affair with an older man instead of some clumsy boy her age. She may have come onto him. I think this man's wife's spying on him is reprehensible, especially inasmuch as she didn't find any evidence that her hubby is farking the girl. While he is on very shaky ground, she went too far. There should be a divorce, but not because he seems to be infatuated, but because he has a wife who cannot be trusted.

So you are saying it may be happening, she may have come onto him, it is sometimes okay in other cultures, so if he is there isn't a problem, but the wife spied so she is an evil, untrustworthy biatch?!? Really?

Not to mention the apparently difficult concept for you that he is a teacher AND the father of the household she is living in so abuse of power is a huge issue that cannot be swept aside by your BS reasoning.

Anyone in his position has received SO much training on how NOT to get caught up in the APPEARANCE of abuse (IE not to be alone with a student so as to be above suspicion or reproach) that he has no excuse for getting so friendly with the student. He damn well knows better than this. He is thinking with his penis, clearly, whether he is doing anything or not.

The wife would be a fool not to be suspicious and checking up on him.


I'm not saying that he is an angel and his behavior is certainly unprofessional. I agree he is thinking with his penis. But, he seems to be in the grip of a sexual obsession, of which his wife already knows, since he has not hidden this fact. She should have just laid the law down to him that his behavior is unacceptable and told him it will end NOW and the girl must leave - either that or the marriage is over. This should have happened the first time the two professed love for one another in front of the wife. I'm betting any amount of money he would have snapped out of it pronto, even if he was farking her. But the wife didn't do that and allowed a bad situation to grow. Then she decided she needed to spy on him to see if he might be farking the girl. There was no need for this, since she should have accepted that he probably was

Having said all that, I still agree with Prudence. The wife should end the marriage, since she has a husband with serious maturity issues and little regard for her feelings or the sanctity of his marriage to her.

BTW, no one can reasonably call having sex with a 16 year old CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE, because it simply is not. It may be inappropriate, but it isn't abuse unless it is forced or coerced. We've gone round the bend on this subject in America.
 
2014-03-13 04:04:45 PM  

nmrsnr: I like how Prudie totally jumped aboard the "your husband is a sick fark" line when all she has to go on is the totally unbiased opinion of the potentially irrationally jealous woman. Maybe there really is nothing going on and it's all in your head? Nope. The husband is an "appalling" person.


I like how people on FARK are defending this guy when he's obviously farking her.
 
2014-03-13 04:04:47 PM  

zimbomba63: blatz514: whosits_112: Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?

[weknowmemes.com image 590x463]

We had a Swedish exchange student in my class in high school.  Of course, I went to an all boys Catholic high school, so I didn't see what the big deal was.

He told us that he found America very sexually repressed and sex between young kids was even encouraged in Sweden, as it was considered healthy.   I don't know whether he was BS'ing us or not.  It was the mid-60's and the pill was just coming on the scene.  Maybe they had the pill there before us, or they had better sex ed, with plenty of condom on the cucumber lessons, to drive the point home.


My father was in Sweden in the 70s. He said the same thing. Kids aged 11 or 12 would experiment with sex and everyone was cool with it. It freaked him out, naturally. He read a survey in the paper about reasons youth would have sex. "Because we're friends" was prominent on the list. Different culture. Somehow not dead of aids. Who the hell knows.
 
2014-03-13 04:07:31 PM  

d23: GIS, Croatian exchange student

[bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x413]


[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 240x167]


My GIS for "French exchange student" was pretty lame.  This is the best I got...

www.catholiccentral.net
 
2014-03-13 04:08:02 PM  

bughunter: whosits_112: scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god

Agreed!

[img.fark.net image 200x134]
Like a Harpoon missile hitting a canoe


You'd be overpriced by a defense contractor, then fail to lock on because she didn't have a big enough radar cross-section?

Hot!

/kidding
 
2014-03-13 04:11:07 PM  
I find it extremely disturbing that the majority of commenters are debating the legality of farking a 16 year old and completely skipping over the fact that the relationship, based solely on the small facts given in the one sided letter, is very inappropriate for a married man. Jealous or not, if your gut feeling is telling you something is off, it usually is if it doesn't go away after you take a poo. As far as the going through his phone business being bad or evil, fark you guys it is the exact same way I caught my ex husband in his affair. Well, that and his e-mail. And his FB account. And his phone records. Sigh..what was I saying? Oh yeah, shame on you guys!
 
2014-03-13 04:13:39 PM  

Facetious Much: I find it extremely disturbing that the majority of commenters are debating the legality of farking a 16 year old and completely skipping over the fact that the relationship, based solely on the small facts given in the one sided letter, is very inappropriate for a married man. Jealous or not, if your gut feeling is telling you something is off, it usually is if it doesn't go away after you take a poo. As far as the going through his phone business being bad or evil, fark you guys it is the exact same way I caught my ex husband in his affair. Well, that and his e-mail. And his FB account. And his phone records. Sigh..what was I saying? Oh yeah, shame on you guys!


I'm going with the majority of Farkers in saying the article is..

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-13 04:14:11 PM  

machoprogrammer: Token Anarchist: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?

You act like that is her real photo. There is no way in hell he could find her photo since she likely doesn't even exist


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-13 04:14:32 PM  

Facetious Much: I find it extremely disturbing that the majority of commenters are debating the legality of farking a 16 year old and completely skipping over the fact that the relationship, based solely on the small facts given in the one sided letter, is very inappropriate for a married man. Jealous or not, if your gut feeling is telling you something is off, it usually is if it doesn't go away after you take a poo. As far as the going through his phone business being bad or evil, fark you guys it is the exact same way I caught my ex husband in his affair. Well, that and his e-mail. And his FB account. And his phone records. Sigh..what was I saying? Oh yeah, shame on you guys!


It's grounds for a divorce, sure. Sexual abuse is a much more dubious claim.
 
2014-03-13 04:14:52 PM  

whosits_112: Alfonse Gregory: bughunter: whosits_112: scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god

Agreed!

[img.fark.net image 200x134]
Like a Harpoon missile hitting a canoe

Look folks. I know I haven't been posting long,  but I've lurked for a while now. How can you NOT see that FarkinBastard is trolling you? There are no names given in the column, even if it was a real story, which it isn't. So there's zero chance that pic is the student in the story.

THEN you fall for the studman bait?

/Fark, I am disappoint.

Hey! Any excuse to talk about fapping is fine by me, trolling or not! I feel no shame in falling for the bait.


This.  Some of us are trollwhores... on certain topics anyway.
 
2014-03-13 04:15:28 PM  
"In the short run, this girl needs to get out of your house, and in the long run your husband needs to get out of the teaching profession, and I think you need to get out of this marriage."
-=-


How about taking a short cut and get the hell out of the marriage so your ex-husband can further foster this relationship into a marriage?

/This trolling stuff? Yeah, fun.
/Exchange student? What did they exchange her for? Their daughter? Have you checked to see if she isn't in love too?
/Ah, the random thoughts...
 
2014-03-13 04:15:49 PM  

Facetious Much: I find it extremely disturbing that the majority of commenters are debating the legality of farking a 16 year old and completely skipping over the fact that the relationship, based solely on the small facts given in the one sided letter, is very inappropriate for a married man. Jealous or not, if your gut feeling is telling you something is off, it usually is if it doesn't go away after you take a poo. As far as the going through his phone business being bad or evil, fark you guys it is the exact same way I caught my ex husband in his affair. Well, that and his e-mail. And his FB account. And his phone records. Sigh..what was I saying? Oh yeah, shame on you guys!


I'm glad you're not the dictator of this country.
 
2014-03-13 04:22:50 PM  

blatz514: d23: GIS, Croatian exchange student

[bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x413]


[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 240x167]

My GIS for "French exchange student" was pretty lame.  This is the best I got...

[www.catholiccentral.net image 850x637]


Probably a bad angle. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, though...
 
2014-03-13 04:29:53 PM  

Facetious Much: I find it extremely disturbing that the majority of commenters are debating the legality of farking a 16 year old and completely skipping over the fact that the relationship, based solely on the small facts given in the one sided letter, is very inappropriate for a married man. Jealous or not, if your gut feeling is telling you something is off, it usually is if it doesn't go away after you take a poo. As far as the going through his phone business being bad or evil, fark you guys it is the exact same way I caught my ex husband in his affair. Well, that and his e-mail. And his FB account. And his phone records. Sigh..what was I saying? Oh yeah, shame on you guys!


Oh I'm not defending that side of things, I just don't care. That's a private personal matter between him and his wife and anyone else directly involved.

All I'm defending is that it's not child rape or whatever similar heinous crime some want to call it.
 
2014-03-13 04:34:08 PM  

zimbomba63: Anyway, where's the "I don't see a problem here" gang, that shows up when it's a female teacher and a 16 year old guy. Oh yeah, I forgot, the girl is suffering from emotional and psychological trauma, that no man will ever know. Well, aren't they always


I think the double standard is indicative of the fact that we, as a society, ignore the emotional needs and traumas of teenage boys who are victims of sexual assault, rather than "care too much" (?) about teenage girls who are the victims of sexual assault. Also note that even if the age difference wasn't problematic, the power difference is. That is why universities don't allow sexual relationships between professors and grad students. There is way too much "grey zone" about giving consent to someone who gives you grades, reference letters, an academic reputation, etc. etc.

But if you would like to be completely unsympathetic to anyone's suffering, confusion, self-loathing, self-blaming and general sadness (except, of course, your own), you have that right. I'm kinda judging you right now, but I'm sure that doesn't mean anything to you.

There is lots of evidence, that, at least in our culture where adolescents are not considered adults, adolescents aren't able to give informed consent. Biochemically, they are kinda  little drunks. You can choose to believe that our culture "coddles" teenagers who should be working in a coal mine, and that somehow this coddling changes brain chemistry (ie that a medieval teenager would have a much more stable, "adult" brain chemistry, allowing for more impulse control, long-term thinking, self-confidence, etc.). It seems that there aren't a lot of studies on this but I'd be very interested to see any results.
 
2014-03-13 04:54:15 PM  

blatz514: I'm going with the majority of Farkers in saying the article is.. [fake]


I assume that there are some real letters published by Dear Prudence, but anything linked to by Fark will not be in that category, and hence I'll never see it.
 
2014-03-13 04:58:23 PM  
Well, lady, here's your future in a nutshell:

img.fark.net

Be prepared for some savage vengeance coming from yourself, Mia Farrow style!
 
2014-03-13 04:59:12 PM  
No.  If you are a father hosting an exchange student you shouldn't be teller her how much you love her.  Sorry guys.  Totally creepy and you just shouldn't.  You can be friendly and supportive, help them any way you can, or even drive them around.  But you shouldn't be treating her like your new little daughter because she isn't.  And she doesn't see you that way either.  This is grooming.
 
2014-03-13 05:01:32 PM  
Why are people comparing telling their own children they love them with telling an exchange student they love them? Are you trolling or are you serious?
 
2014-03-13 05:02:44 PM  

T-Boy: No.  If you are a father hosting an exchange student you shouldn't be teller her how much you love her.  Sorry guys.  Totally creepy and you just shouldn't.  You can be friendly and supportive, help them any way you can, or even drive them around.  But you shouldn't be treating her like your new little daughter because she isn't.  And she doesn't see you that way either.  This is grooming.


This.

Agreed.
 
2014-03-13 05:15:01 PM  

Trance354: no physical proof?  Nothing on the illicit phone snooping that wasn't said out loud, in front of you, no less?  No strange new habits?  Perhaps the husband is the spouse in the home who speaks the language from the home country of the student?  Maybe the husband always wanted a daughter and is making this the best experience he can for the young woman and himself?

This sounds a lot like myself and my "little sister."  I love my little sister.  She and I met at work many years ago and became friends.  We became close.  Really close.  There is a 14 year difference in our ages, but she brought up sex one night when she was sleeping over(usually flipped a coin for the sofa).  I looked her dead in the eye and told her the truth: I loved her dearly, and despite her confessed lack of suitable partners for no-strings sex, I valued our friendship too highly to risk it for simple sexual gratification.

"Awwww, I have the best big brother in the world..."
"I love you, too, little sister."

/I'd step in front of a bullet for her
//or just shoot the guy holding the gun, then both of us get to keep breathing


Sounds like me and my "little sister" but we started dating, over a year now. Pretty much the same as you, but we had a 10 year age difference. I met her when she was 14 and I was 24, I worked with her brother and treated her like my sister. I never knew she had a big crush on me, I always figured her brother had a thing for me though. At her 21st birthday I was there holding her hair as she puked her guts up and made sure she got to bed unmolested. I'm 39 now she is 29 and a little over a year ago she came at me with how she felt, it was odd at first but it has probably been the best relationship Ive ever been in.
 
2014-03-13 05:20:57 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Wow, you must be around some burning hot women to rate that a 6.
 
2014-03-13 05:27:58 PM  

LoneWolf343: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Wow, you must be around some burning hot women to rate that a 6.



i.minus.com
 
2014-03-13 05:28:57 PM  

T-Boy: But you shouldn't be treating her like your new little daughter because she isn't.


Tell me about it. Without the magic link of Midichlorians there's no way for people to form an inter-generational relationship that's anything like that seen by parent and child.

Maybe this guy is a complete a-hole trying to seduce a teenager; I have no insight other than the description in the article. But genetics are not the basis of relationships, and there's no reason these two couldn't form a perfectly reasonable relationship that looks just like the one you'd expect between a "real" father and daughter.
 
2014-03-13 05:30:14 PM  
Beaux chica weaux-weaux!
 
2014-03-13 05:36:55 PM  

Geoff Peterson: I like how people on FARK are defending this guy when he's obviously farking her.


I tend not to sweat the weird shiat that happens in fairy tales.
 
2014-03-13 05:38:53 PM  

profplump: T-Boy: But you shouldn't be treating her like your new little daughter because she isn't.

Tell me about it. Without the magic link of Midichlorians there's no way for people to form an inter-generational relationship that's anything like that seen by parent and child.

Maybe this guy is a complete a-hole trying to seduce a teenager; I have no insight other than the description in the article. But genetics are not the basis of relationships, and there's no reason these two couldn't form a perfectly reasonable relationship that looks just like the one you'd expect between a "real" father and daughter.


Not sure if you are serious.  But there is a huge difference between raising someone, in a parental capacity (genetically linked or not) fromn an infant state to meeting them at a near adult state of 16.  Maybe, over time, a parental relationship could form.  But the first and fastest relationship style formed between a nubile, sexually mature young female and a male is almost certainly not going to be a parental one.
 
2014-03-13 05:45:29 PM  
content6.flixster.com

Nooooooooooooo!!!
 
2014-03-13 05:47:34 PM  

viscountalpha: If its real:

Wife (and prudence) are vindictive coonts who should get a divorce either way. The age of consent varies depending on the country too. Still doesn't mean it's right but the girl might not comprehend that.

If its fake: well play sir, well played.


Sort of.  Kind of.

If it is real, the advice to see legal counsel is a good one. If the relationship has gotten physical, Hubby is bound to be on FARK at some point.
 
2014-03-13 05:50:26 PM  

Cynicism101: zimbomba63: Anyway, where's the "I don't see a problem here" gang, that shows up when it's a female teacher and a 16 year old guy. Oh yeah, I forgot, the girl is suffering from emotional and psychological trauma, that no man will ever know. Well, aren't they always

I think the double standard is indicative of the fact that we, as a society, ignore the emotional needs and traumas of teenage boys who are victims of sexual assault, rather than "care too much" (?) about teenage girls who are the victims of sexual assault. Also note that even if the age difference wasn't problematic, the power difference is. That is why universities don't allow sexual relationships between professors and grad students. There is way too much "grey zone" about giving consent to someone who gives you grades, reference letters, an academic reputation, etc. etc.

But if you would like to be completely unsympathetic to anyone's suffering, confusion, self-loathing, self-blaming and general sadness (except, of course, your own), you have that right. I'm kinda judging you right now, but I'm sure that doesn't mean anything to you.

There is lots of evidence, that, at least in our culture where adolescents are not considered adults, adolescents aren't able to give informed consent. Biochemically, they are kinda  little drunks. You can choose to believe that our culture "coddles" teenagers who should be working in a coal mine, and that somehow this coddling changes brain chemistry (ie that a medieval teenager would have a much more stable, "adult" brain chemistry, allowing for more impulse control, long-term thinking, self-confidence, etc.). It seems that there aren't a lot of studies on this but I'd be very interested to see any results.


I'm not unsympathetic to any person's suffering, confusion, etc., especially girls, being a step-father to two, now grown women and the father of 19 year old twin girls.  I am bothered that this "emotional and psychological damage" thing is a one way street.  Yeah, guys, when confronted with another guy, who's having emotional/psychological crisis, give him the old "man up" treatment, but, women do the same thing with the "You poor thing", etc. comments, which basically say the same thing.

As far as your judging me, judge away.  You don't know me, so your opinion, of course, really does mean little to me.

From what I've read the changes in the teenage brain are more that just a little too much of this biochemical or too little of that one, it involves structural change in the organization of their brains. I've heard one doctor state that teenagers should be considered clinically insane, based on what is happening to them.

Conversely, to condemn the older guys for finding a teenage girl sexually attractive  is wrong for just the same reasons.  Nature has imprinted on the male brain, that when you see a female of that certain age, with that proper waist to hips ratio, that is physically attractive (AKA symmetric), with an alarm that says:fark her, fark her, FARK HER!. What you do next is based on the functions of your higher brain, but, to claim that men should feel that there's something wrong with them for feeling this attraction is absolutely wrong.

Had the Lolita thing crop up with one of my oldest step-daughters friends. She was 17 and I was 42. Nice, huh! Believe me, my brain was in absolute turmoil and I handled it by doing my best Army "About Face" and basically getting away from the situation, ASAP.
 
2014-03-13 05:50:28 PM  

LindenFark: blatz514: I'm going with the majority of Farkers in saying the article is.. [fake]

I assume that there are some real letters published by Dear Prudence, but anything linked to by Fark will not be in that category, and hence I'll never see it.


I'm sure a lot of them are fake. That said, a lot of stuff that actually happens I'd assume was fake had I not seen it myself. There are some batshiat insane people out there. People who live in a reality that is clearly not the same as mine. It's possible that I'm the crazy one though.
 
2014-03-13 06:04:13 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


It's not about you though. It's about this woman and her husband.
 
2014-03-13 06:10:26 PM  

addy2: HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"

It's not about you though. It's about this woman and her husband.


Look lady, you're just going to have to accept your fate here and start giving up the butt to your husband.
 
2014-03-13 06:18:16 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.


You know once you start washing them they don't last nearly that long.
 
2014-03-13 06:23:57 PM  

tonguedepressor: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

You know once you start washing them they don't last nearly that long.


As a bachelor, after a while, I stopped washing socks and underwear.  I'd wear 'em until they were ready to stand up on their own, and then just go buy new ones.
 
2014-03-13 06:26:17 PM  

you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.


Go on...
 
2014-03-13 06:38:05 PM  
How is this even a question? THREE-WAY.
 
2014-03-13 06:49:51 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: addy2: HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"

It's not about you though. It's about this woman and her husband.

Look lady, you're just going to have to accept your fate here and start giving up the butt to your husband.


Not if she goes with your first choice. Me, I'd start hanging out with the pool boy and let the old man lose all his money on the new thing.
 
2014-03-13 09:39:25 PM  
We have no proof that he has done anything wrong. But what the hell he's guilty.
 
2014-03-13 09:56:50 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


And we have a winner! Be sure to turn off the lights behind you.
 
2014-03-13 10:00:45 PM  

Cynicism101: zimbomba63: Anyway, where's the "I don't see a problem here" gang, that shows up when it's a female teacher and a 16 year old guy. Oh yeah, I forgot, the girl is suffering from emotional and psychological trauma, that no man will ever know. Well, aren't they always

I think the double standard is indicative of the fact that we, as a society, ignore the emotional needs and traumas of teenage boys who are victims of sexual assault, rather than "care too much" (?) about teenage girls who are the victims of sexual assault. Also note that even if the age difference wasn't problematic, the power difference is. That is why universities don't allow sexual relationships between professors and grad students. There is way too much "grey zone" about giving consent to someone who gives you grades, reference letters, an academic reputation, etc. etc.

But if you would like to be completely unsympathetic to anyone's suffering, confusion, self-loathing, self-blaming and general sadness (except, of course, your own), you have that right. I'm kinda judging you right now, but I'm sure that doesn't mean anything to you.

There is lots of evidence, that, at least in our culture where adolescents are not considered adults, adolescents aren't able to give informed consent. Biochemically, they are kinda  little drunks. You can choose to believe that our culture "coddles" teenagers who should be working in a coal mine, and that somehow this coddling changes brain chemistry (ie that a medieval teenager would have a much more stable, "adult" brain chemistry, allowing for more impulse control, long-term thinking, self-confidence, etc.). It seems that there aren't a lot of studies on this but I'd be very interested to see any results.


It's actually not against the rules at all universities.
 
2014-03-14 01:42:40 AM  
If only this was a porn scenario.

Still, can't you do both and get a female cop?
 
2014-03-14 02:09:03 AM  
File
For
Divorce
Now.

Do not wait.

File for divorce, file charges.
 
2014-03-14 03:10:06 AM  

porcupine tree: [img003.lazygirls.info image 380x380]


That's all the proof we need.  Now we KNOW he's been trying to put his testicles all over her.
 
2014-03-14 06:14:28 AM  
There's a weird break in the last answer of the bunch - a completely different writing style, much more abrupt with shorter sentences, simpler diction, and a word conjugated incorrectly. An intern filling in extra content? Emily Yoffe farming her five-minute replies out to freelancer.com?
 
2014-03-14 09:22:37 AM  

bughunter: tonguedepressor: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

You know once you start washing them they don't last nearly that long.

As a bachelor, after a while, I stopped washing socks and underwear.  I'd wear 'em until they were ready to stand up on their own, and then just go buy new ones.


I wonder why you were a bachelor?
 
2014-03-14 10:06:01 AM  

Facetious Much: I find it extremely disturbing that the majority of commenters are debating the legality of farking a 16 year old and completely skipping over the fact that the relationship, based solely on the small facts given in the one sided letter, is very inappropriate for a married man. Jealous or not, if your gut feeling is telling you something is off, it usually is if it doesn't go away after you take a poo. As far as the going through his phone business being bad or evil, fark you guys it is the exact same way I caught my ex husband in his affair. Well, that and his e-mail. And his FB account. And his phone records. Sigh..what was I saying? Oh yeah, shame on you guys!


Hey, we guys wouldn't cheat on you ladies so much if you'd just agree to let us screw other women on the side.
 
2014-03-14 12:32:21 PM  

nucal: PunGent: Santa's_Dog: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky

Fapioca?

Hadn't heard THAT one before :)

[media.tumblr.com image 245x213]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVpyhwuzFJY


Heh, never saw that clip before, either.

CSB:  wife's last roommate, before we moved in together, had a big German Shepard.  It would freak out during thunderstorms, and the ONLY thing that would calm him down was turning on the TV, with sound, to that show; she kept old taped episodes around for the purpose.  The dog would plant himself on the rug and sit with his nose planted about a half inch from the screen, watching avidly.

Kinda weird.
 
2014-03-14 04:02:22 PM  

prjindigo: File
For
Divorce
Now.

Do not wait.

File for divorce, file charges.


That's right, arrest that asshole for a non-physical relationship!
 
2014-03-14 04:36:42 PM  

Ned Stark: Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?

Not if its your spouse I don't think.


Uh, you still have to report the crime, you just can't be compelled to testify.
 
2014-03-14 09:59:57 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


Oh.  Well, thanks HWC for saving me the time I might have actually given this story.
 
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