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(Slate)   Dear Prudence, we took in a foreign exchange student, and now my hubby is farking her after school. Should I turn him into the police or ask if he wants a three-way with me and Lolita?   (slate.com) divider line 248
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2014-03-13 10:28:51 AM  
Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?
 
2014-03-13 10:42:39 AM  
Her name was Lola. She was a hottie.
 
2014-03-13 10:48:34 AM  

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


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2014-03-13 11:08:28 AM  
Only if she's hot.
 
2014-03-13 11:20:26 AM  
www.millaj.com
 
2014-03-13 11:40:01 AM  

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


Misprison of felony. Subby seems to have poor reading comprehension, though, as the wife expressly states she does NOT believe anything physical is going on.
 
2014-03-13 11:41:35 AM  

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


Oh, and even if it was misprision of a felony, in most states, spouses cannot be compelled to give testimony against each other, so she might have immunity on that. I'm not entirely sure.
 
2014-03-13 12:46:11 PM  

Nabb1: Oh, and even if it was misprision of a felony, in most states, spouses cannot be compelled to give testimony against each other, so she might have immunity on that. I'm not entirely sure.


And in some states it's not only that the spouse's testimony cannot be compelled, but it is also privileged, and so she can choose to testify only if the other spouse waives that privilege.
 
2014-03-13 01:05:42 PM  

Nabb1: Oh, and even if it was misprision of a felony, in most states, spouses cannot be compelled to give testimony against each other, so she might have immunity on that. I'm not entirely sure.


The closest I've gotten to a law degree is my business law professor practically begging me to go for a JD, but I was pretty sure every state as well as the Feds hold that a spouse can't be compelled, with a handful of exceptions.

Of course, after a threesome, I'm pretty sure she loses that privilege.
 
2014-03-13 01:15:15 PM  
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Son, you keep the magazine, I get the exchange student.
 
2014-03-13 01:20:11 PM  
My vote?


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2014-03-13 01:23:25 PM  
Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?
 
2014-03-13 01:37:35 PM  

gopher321: My vote?



Good God people! It took 11 posts to get to the obvious answer! Fark, I am disappoint.

/leave it to  lawyers to fark up a good conversation
 
2014-03-13 01:40:08 PM  
The answer is always the threesome.
 
2014-03-13 01:40:48 PM  
It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"
 
2014-03-13 01:41:07 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?


I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.
 
2014-03-13 01:41:26 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


That headline never gets greened.
 
2014-03-13 01:42:03 PM  
I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.
 
2014-03-13 01:42:19 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Her name was Lola. She was a hottie.


Did you meet her in a club down in old SoHo?
 
2014-03-13 01:42:20 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


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2014-03-13 01:42:44 PM  
She's married to Woody Allen?
 
2014-03-13 01:43:25 PM  
hot.
 
2014-03-13 01:43:26 PM  
Dear Prudence Penthouse
 
2014-03-13 01:43:44 PM  
Dear Hope,

I need more information before I can offer any advice on this. Would you by chance have any pictures of this exchange student? Maybe in 'traditional' schoolgirl garb? It would also help if you got some pictures of your husband and this girl while they thought they were alone, perhaps if you hid in the closet?

Thank you,
--Prudie
 
2014-03-13 01:44:01 PM  
Remember, it's not gay if it's in a three-way  (Lonely Island REPRESENT!)

'Mother Lover' was the best of that triilogy of songs although Lady Gaga in the Suzanne Somers outfit was nice to see.
 
2014-03-13 01:44:06 PM  
"Oh, for you to please take of my virginity, Mr. Smith! My cherry blossom begs for you to pluck it! Me so horny!"

/Is that about right?
 
2014-03-13 01:44:10 PM  
Dear Prudence
do men ever write to you or do we just not obssess over completely made up shiat?
Signed
Men
 
2014-03-13 01:44:14 PM  
Dear Prudence,
Totally smoking hot girls I don't know constantly walk up to me and offer me sex.  Also, my employer keeps giving me raises and makes me do less and less work.  What should I do?
 
2014-03-13 01:44:17 PM  
Dear Penthouse...
 
2014-03-13 01:44:56 PM  
Don't fark with Wendy Testaburger.
 
2014-03-13 01:45:44 PM  
subby, where's the 'N-i-ice' tag
 
2014-03-13 01:45:55 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.


Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?
 
2014-03-13 01:47:30 PM  

Mikey1969: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?


You mean hot or Mrs....amirite?
 
2014-03-13 01:47:44 PM  
Article leaves off important information. What country is girl from? Does she have a sexy Russian accent?

Are her breasts large and firm and bounce gently as she walks?

What does her vagina smell like?
 
2014-03-13 01:48:11 PM  
But your husband has already committed so many transgressions that I'm inclined to believe he takes some detours on that drive home and things have gotten physical.

Let's just assume facts not in evidence and go from there.

The husband's behavior is certainly creepy, but to take the next step and say "He's banging a minor" based solely on one brief letter is a bit much.
 
2014-03-13 01:48:40 PM  
"My son said I love you to our foreign exchange student"

Prudence:  "He's obviously a sick child molester - what took you so long to start spying on him?  Call your lawyer and plan how to fark him in the divorce - don't even bother talking to him about it."
 
2014-03-13 01:48:44 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.


There is a point at which a tee shirt no longer counts as a garment and becomes rags.  I am well through the looking glass on that one.
 
2014-03-13 01:48:47 PM  

Russ1642: Don't fark with Wendy Testaburger.


i137.photobucket.com

"F*ck you, Wendy! F*ck you, Clyde! F*ck you, Kyle! Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!"
 
2014-03-13 01:49:07 PM  
Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.
 
2014-03-13 01:49:17 PM  
When I was 10 or 12 my best friend's dad did exactly this with their german exchange student and even went on to divorce his wife and marry her.  I always thought it was an extrememly farked up situation, but he never got in trouble and the family seemed to just deal with it...weird...

I actually live right down the street from them now and it's really awkward when they stop and talk to us.  I think I harbor more hard feelings toward this scumbag than his (previous) family.

/She's insanely stupid
//Really ugly too
 
2014-03-13 01:49:51 PM  

Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.


I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers
 
2014-03-13 01:50:39 PM  
Yes, it's possible they haven't consummated their union.

Maybe
they aren't farking, but let's just assume they are, even though your snooping only showed that he says things that he also says in front of you.
 
2014-03-13 01:51:08 PM  

CleanAndPure: Article leaves off important information. What country is girl from? Does she have a sexy Russian accent?

Are her breasts large and firm and bounce gently as she walks?

What does her vagina smell like?


She's from Japan, with a sexy school girl accent.
Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).
Her vagina smells like ripe strawberries, with but a hint of ginger.
 
2014-03-13 01:51:27 PM  
Back in the day -- +20 years now -- one of the families in (of? on?) our son's soccer team had a German au pair who was so beautiful and chic that every one of the mothers (except my wife, of course) obviously hated her.

So I can imagine the bare bone facts of the Dear Prudence letter being true. I just can't believe that anyone would write it. It's a game like frat boys making up letters to send to Dear Abby.
 
2014-03-13 01:51:47 PM  
I like how Prudie totally jumped aboard the "your husband is a sick fark" line when all she has to go on is the totally unbiased opinion of the potentially irrationally jealous woman. Maybe there really is nothing going on and it's all in your head? Nope. The husband is an "appalling" person.
 
2014-03-13 01:52:10 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.


I'm not surprised. 20 year old underwear has a Reverse Axe effect.
 
2014-03-13 01:52:33 PM  
When i was like 12, my neighbor had a hot 16 year old female foreign exchange student from Brazil.  He encouraged her to use the pool a lot.  It was a good semester.
 
2014-03-13 01:52:37 PM  

Mikey1969: Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?


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2014-03-13 01:53:31 PM  

Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.


Isn't that true of every advice columnist?

Kevin Lomax: The answer is always the threesome.


If that was the answer she was looking for she'd have written to Dan Savage.
 
2014-03-13 01:53:39 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


Not if its your spouse I don't think.
 
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