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(Slate)   Dear Prudence, we took in a foreign exchange student, and now my hubby is farking her after school. Should I turn him into the police or ask if he wants a three-way with me and Lolita?   (slate.com) divider line 248
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2014-03-13 02:27:01 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Peg Bundy at 16?
 
2014-03-13 02:27:44 PM  

Santa's_Dog: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky



fantasy-faction.com

I'm stealing that!
 
2014-03-13 02:29:04 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Sweden?  But she's wearing lederhosen!


Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?
 
2014-03-13 02:29:12 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


www.joecarr.us

I'll see you guys in PMITA Prison.
 
2014-03-13 02:31:12 PM  

ciberido: HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"

It takes a lot of anger or insecurity to misrepresent a simple set of facts like that.  Or troll-fu.  I guess troll-fu would also work.


"Facts"
 
2014-03-13 02:31:25 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Damn, son. The quality of tail you must be pulling down simply must be seen to be believed if you mark that a 6. She's definitely quite attractive in that pic. Too young, but still astonishingly easy on the eyes.
 
2014-03-13 02:33:11 PM  

cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.


There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.
 
2014-03-13 02:33:12 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-03-13 02:33:44 PM  
Why yes, I have joined a gym, because my doctor advised me to. And I have also bought new underwear, it was on sale at Walmart and my old pair was worn, tattered and out of style. And I hate going commando while it's in the wash.
 
2014-03-13 02:34:09 PM  

Mikey1969: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?


Last year my mom,sister,sister in law, girlfriend and roomate conspired while I was away and threw out my underwear and socks and got me all new ones. I guess it was bad if it had to get to that point.
 
2014-03-13 02:34:37 PM  
I'm sure the husband is just intent on helping the girl acclimate to a strange land with its strange customs.  Things are quite different in Edmonton, you know
 
2014-03-13 02:34:56 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: ciberido: HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"

It takes a lot of anger or insecurity to misrepresent a simple set of facts like that.  Or troll-fu.  I guess troll-fu would also work.

"Facts"


Yeah, I'm gonna go with "insecurity" for this one.
 
2014-03-13 02:35:31 PM  

ciberido: cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.

There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.


That too.
 
2014-03-13 02:35:49 PM  

groppet: Mikey1969: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

Me either. I get all of mine from the clothesline next door. It's kind of hot or miss, depending on who is renting the house, but at least it's underwear, right?

Last year my mom,sister,sister in law, girlfriend and roomate conspired while I was away and threw out my underwear and socks and got me all new ones. I guess it was bad if it had to get to that point.


The bad part is that this all describes one person.
 
2014-03-13 02:37:11 PM  
I'm hosed... I constantly tell my 7 year old daughter I love her in front of my wife and pretty much everyone else.
I spend a lot of time with her and I even buy her underwear.


Is it men or does it sound like this guy is maybe little over the top but probably doesn't have biological children and is trying to make life as normal as can be for the exchange student but wifey is just a jealous biatch who can't handle her husband showing anyone else some affection?
 
2014-03-13 02:38:05 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?
 
2014-03-13 02:38:50 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Her name was Lola. She was a hottie.


L O L A   That Lola?
 
2014-03-13 02:39:24 PM  

groppet: Last year my mom,sister,sister in law, girlfriend and roomate conspired while I was away and threw out my underwear and socks and got me all new ones. I guess it was bad if it had to get to that point.


This level of reponse is normally reserved for heroin addiction.  You realize that, right?
 
2014-03-13 02:40:17 PM  

spunkymunky: I'm hosed... I constantly tell my 7 year old daughter I love her in front of my wife and pretty much everyone else.
I spend a lot of time with her and I even buy her underwear.


Is it men or does it sound like this guy is maybe little over the top but probably doesn't have biological children and is trying to make life as normal as can be for the exchange student but wifey is just a jealous biatch who can't handle her husband showing anyone else some affection?


Ummm, no.  When you hear hoof beats, expect horses not zebra's.  A man who reacts with excessive affection and proclaimations of love to a nubile young woman suddenly thrust into his life is probably reacting to the sudden urge to fark her.  The urge is natural, the ability to control it is relative to your level of discipline and maturity.
 
2014-03-13 02:41:13 PM  

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


I give her a 7, and there's no such thing as a 10 in real life.

/models don't look quite so good up close, trust me
//has done modelling
 
2014-03-13 02:42:31 PM  

Token Anarchist: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?


I'm willing to bet that Googling "sixteen year old au pair mentioned in the Prudence advice column" isn't going to bring up a photo of the correct person.
 
2014-03-13 02:42:35 PM  
So a man treats a girl as his daughter and says he loves them? Oh the horror. I tell my adopted Asian niece that I love her. It in no way means that I want to have sex with her. I tell lots of people I love them. In other languages there are even different words for different kinds of love that unfortunately only have one word to translate into in English.

I can't say which way this guy means things for sure but to jump to the worst kind of conclusion even after snooping and finding zero evidence everything is wrong suggests that it is more likely that the woman just has twisted jealousy issues.

If everybody had sex with everybody they said some variant of "i love you" to then large parts of the world would die off because people would be too busy having sex and wouldn't get anything else done.
 
2014-03-13 02:42:42 PM  

cptjeff: you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.

Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.


Go old school and start an affair with the pool boy. I'm kind of suspicious of ours, not least because we don't have a pool.
 
2014-03-13 02:42:47 PM  
In case you missed all the other people pointing it out, 6/10, my ass.

She is certainly too young, but back in my day she may have been out of my league, and I actually did quite well - quality wise, if not quantity.
 
2014-03-13 02:43:30 PM  

Santa's_Dog: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky


Fapioca?

Hadn't heard THAT one before :)
 
2014-03-13 02:44:56 PM  

Token Anarchist: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

So you're doxxing a possible underage victim of sexual abuse so random people on the internet can masturbate to them?



www.firedaily.com
 
2014-03-13 02:45:04 PM  

ciberido: HotWingConspiracy: ciberido: HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"

It takes a lot of anger or insecurity to misrepresent a simple set of facts like that.  Or troll-fu.  I guess troll-fu would also work.

"Facts"

Yeah, I'm gonna go with "insecurity" for this one.


Just so we're all clear, you think that letter contains facts? How have you determined the factual nature of these claims?
 
2014-03-13 02:46:26 PM  
If she is really worried about her husband cheating on her maybe she should blow him more often. Maybe dress up and role play a little.

It isn't difficult lady, if you ain't putting out or more exciting in bed than a warm sponge he will find someone who is.
 
2014-03-13 02:46:33 PM  
I M SLATE LIB, MAN U R PREDATERR
 
2014-03-13 02:47:39 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: cptjeff: you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.

Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.

Go old school and start an affair with the pool boy. I'm kind of suspicious of ours, not least because we don't have a pool.



i194.photobucket.com

Go on...
 
2014-03-13 02:49:18 PM  

whosits_112: Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?


weknowmemes.com
 
2014-03-13 02:49:54 PM  

JackieRabbit: The sick tag, subby? Are you a woman? While I wouldn't want to do it, a 16 year old is hardly a child and I can see a man wanting to fark one. And in some cultures, a 16 year old girl would be encouraged to have an affair with an older man instead of some clumsy boy her age. She may have come onto him. I think this man's wife's spying on him is reprehensible, especially inasmuch as she didn't find any evidence that her hubby is farking the girl. While he is on very shaky ground, she went too far. There should be a divorce, but not because he seems to be infatuated, but because he has a wife who cannot be trusted.


So you are saying it may be happening, she may have come onto him, it is sometimes okay in other cultures, so if he is there isn't a problem, but the wife spied so she is an evil, untrustworthy biatch?!? Really?

Not to mention the apparently difficult concept for you that he is a teacher AND the father of the household she is living in so abuse of power is a huge issue that cannot be swept aside by your BS reasoning.

Anyone in his position has received SO much training on how NOT to get caught up in the APPEARANCE of abuse (IE not to be alone with a student so as to be above suspicion or reproach) that he has no excuse for getting so friendly with the student. He damn well knows better than this. He is thinking with his penis, clearly, whether he is doing anything or not.

The wife would be a fool not to be suspicious and checking up on him.
 
2014-03-13 02:50:36 PM  
cdn29.elitedaily.com
 
2014-03-13 02:51:19 PM  
Fap fap fap
 
2014-03-13 02:51:55 PM  

whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.


Ah, missed that.
 
2014-03-13 02:52:41 PM  
Is this another Courtney Stodden thread?
I don't think we've had one of those in days...

// foreign teen strumpet.... something, something...
 
2014-03-13 02:52:53 PM  

blatz514: whosits_112: Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?

[weknowmemes.com image 590x463]


www1.picturepush.com

Mmmm, fapioca!
 
2014-03-13 02:52:55 PM  

James Rieper: rufus-t-firefly: The husband's behavior is certainly creepy, but to take the next step and say "He's banging a minor" based solely on one brief letter is a bit much.

If the wife wants a smoking gun, she should borrow the student's cell phone and send the husband a few flirty messages.  Worked for the former Mrs. Tiger Woods.


You know, I would have quite happy with "the former Mrs. Tiger Woods".  Much better than the skanky waitresses at IHop that he seem interested in.

Anyway, where's the "I don't see a problem here" gang, that shows up when it's a female teacher and a 16 year old guy.  Oh yeah, I forgot, the girl is suffering from emotional and psychological trauma, that no man will ever know.  Well, aren't they always.
 
2014-03-13 02:52:59 PM  

cptjeff: ciberido: cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.

There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.

That too.


Well, I went to the wikipedia page for age of consent.  There seems to be no federal law which would apply, and 31 states have the age of consent pegged at 16.  Of those, 9 had laws on the books regarding teacher/student relationships.  I took the list of the 31 and removed each state that had such laws, and wound up with the following list of states that'd have no problem whatsoever with his actions:

Alaska, Arkansas, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia

Of course, now that I've gone and catalogued every state where it is perfectly legal to have sex with the youngest persons possible while having a position of authority over them, I need to spend some time away from the computer to reflect on my life choices.
 
2014-03-13 02:53:31 PM  
My 7 year old boy lives with his mother. I text him often to tell him I love him, and that I miss him.

This lady has some damn thin evidence. Prudence is advocating destroying his life, and upending the sender's own life with a nasty, humiliating divorce. Even the allegation that he's had sex with her will ruin him. Even if no evidence of anything inappropriate is ever produced.

Dear Prudence:

You are a worthless ****. You have no value as a human being. None. People like you are why so many of today's men get nervous even being in the company of minors. I hope you burn in hell.
 
2014-03-13 02:54:48 PM  

whosits_112: scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god

Agreed!


img.fark.net
Like a Harpoon missile hitting a canoe
 
2014-03-13 02:55:49 PM  

Coconice: In case you missed all the other people pointing it out, 6/10, my ass.

She is certainly too young, but back in my day she may have been out of my league, and I actually did quite well - quality wise, if not quantity.


We're using the Budweiser scale, how many clydesdales it would take to pull us off her.
 
2014-03-13 02:55:53 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Is this another Courtney Stodden thread?
I don't think we've had one of those in days...

// foreign teen strumpet.... something, something...



25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-13 02:58:38 PM  

Rezurok: cptjeff: ciberido: cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.

There's also the power dynamic of her living in his house as a guest.  Presumably she doesn't have the same recourse (moving out and finding a new place to stay) that your average renter does.

Even if she were 19 and he weren't married, it'd be a bit on the sleazy side.

That too.

Well, I went to the wikipedia page for age of consent.  There seems to be no federal law which would apply, and 31 states have the age of consent pegged at 16.  Of those, 9 had laws on the books regarding teacher/student relationships.  I took the list of the 31 and removed each state that had such laws, and wound up with the following list of states that'd have no problem whatsoever with his actions:

Alaska, Arkansas, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia

Of course, now that I've gone and catalogued every state where it is perfectly legal to have sex with the youngest persons possible while having a position of authority over them, I need to spend some time away from the computer to reflect on my life choices.



3.bp.blogspot.com
/not really...
 
2014-03-13 02:59:19 PM  

whosits_112: blatz514: whosits_112: Ja, for sure from Sweden!
/Help me with my rucksack?

[weknowmemes.com image 590x463]

[www1.picturepush.com image 350x200]

Mmmm, fapioca!


HA!  A whole new level for Jack

NSFW
 
2014-03-13 03:00:11 PM  

PunGent: Santa's_Dog: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky

Fapioca?

Hadn't heard THAT one before :)


media.tumblr.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVpyhwuzFJY
 
2014-03-13 03:00:45 PM  

Santa's_Dog: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky


Fapioca. I will use that in a sentence today in coversation.
 
2014-03-13 03:01:32 PM  

bughunter: whosits_112: scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god

Agreed!

[img.fark.net image 200x134]
Like a Harpoon missile hitting a canoe


Look folks. I know I haven't been posting long,  but I've lurked for a while now. How can you NOT see that FarkinBastard is trolling you? There are no names given in the column, even if it was a real story, which it isn't. So there's zero chance that pic is the student in the story.

THEN you fall for the studman bait?

/Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-03-13 03:01:35 PM  

Baz744: My 7 year old boy lives with his mother. I text him often to tell him I love him, and that I miss him.

This lady has some damn thin evidence. Prudence is advocating destroying his life, and upending the sender's own life with a nasty, humiliating divorce. Even the allegation that he's had sex with her will ruin him. Even if no evidence of anything inappropriate is ever produced.

Dear Prudence:

You are a worthless ****. You have no value as a human being. None. People like you are why so many of today's men get nervous even being in the company of minors. I hope you burn in hell.


Seven-year-old biological son: totally acceptable
Hot piece of foreign exchange student ass who moved in with you recently: not so acceptable
 
2014-03-13 03:01:59 PM  
Uhh,

Dear Prudence,

My wife is stupid enough to let us take a 16 year old girl into our home and to let me spend a lot of time with her. Should I divorce her for being stupid or take advantage?


/16 year old exotic girl in my home? No thanks, I like my family thank you and wouldn't welcome that temptation
 
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