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(Slate)   Dear Prudence, we took in a foreign exchange student, and now my hubby is farking her after school. Should I turn him into the police or ask if he wants a three-way with me and Lolita?   (slate.com) divider line 248
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2014-03-13 01:55:13 PM

James Rieper: Wasilla Hillbilly: AverageAmericanGuy: Has your husband joined a gym recently? Has he bought new underwear?

I haven't personally purchased underwear for myself in probably 20 years or more. Guess I'm as faithful as they get.

There is a point at which a tee shirt no longer counts as a garment and becomes rags.  I am well through the looking glass on that one.


As am I. I mentally add a year to the life expectancy of any given garment each time a woman tells me I should throw it away
 
2014-03-13 01:57:32 PM
Headline promised a hot story, story did not deliver. God damn you Fark.
 
2014-03-13 01:58:41 PM

spiderpaz: Dear Prudence Penthouse


At last the circle is complete. One Prudence was the pupil, now SHE is the master of Miles Glorious.
 
2014-03-13 01:59:13 PM

rufus-t-firefly: The husband's behavior is certainly creepy, but to take the next step and say "He's banging a minor" based solely on one brief letter is a bit much.


If the wife wants a smoking gun, she should borrow the student's cell phone and send the husband a few flirty messages.  Worked for the former Mrs. Tiger Woods.
 
2014-03-13 01:59:24 PM

whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).


Brown, you mean?
 
2014-03-13 01:59:46 PM

diaphoresis: Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.


I don't subscribe to the farking of either gender that hasn't reached the age of consent. It's just weird..
 
pla
2014-03-13 02:00:05 PM
 
2014-03-13 02:00:09 PM
Do people still believe these letters are real?
 
2014-03-13 02:00:38 PM

diaphoresis: Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.


No different from the 'he is sixteen and is a lucky' crowd that you see when the genders are reversed.

/good for the goose
//good for the gander
 
2014-03-13 02:00:41 PM
Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?
 
2014-03-13 02:00:53 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Yes, it's possible they haven't consummated their union.

Maybe they aren't farking, but let's just assume they are, even though your snooping only showed that he says things that he also says in front of you.



It's "Prudence" -- the letters are either fake or specifically chosen to be as prurient as possible.  You can't exactly expect her (him? they?) not to sensationalize them further.
 
2014-03-13 02:01:07 PM

GRCooper: Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.

I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers


Didn't Spentmiles get a letter published?
 
2014-03-13 02:01:27 PM
I think I speak for everyone when I say I'd prefer to read the "Dear Penthouse" version of this story in six months or so.  From the husband's point of view.

/even schoolgirls have schoolgirl fantasies
//been a long time since I was a schoolgirl
///mmmm....psychology professor....
 
2014-03-13 02:02:05 PM

proteus_b: whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).

Brown, you mean?


DON'T INTERRUPT MY FANTASY!
 
2014-03-13 02:02:46 PM

Fano: GRCooper: Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.

I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers

Didn't Spentmiles get a letter published?


If he did, I wish I would have seen it. That would have been rich.

/miss seeing spentmiles here
 
2014-03-13 02:03:21 PM

CleanAndPure: Article leaves off important information. What country is girl from? Does she have a sexy Russian accent?

Are her breasts large and firm and bounce gently as she walks?

What does her vagina smell like?


Is her anus remarkable?
 
2014-03-13 02:03:30 PM

Fano: GRCooper: Infernalist: I thought that the consensus was that Prudence is the target of long-term trolling by people trying to come up with the most ridiculous stories made 'just' believable enough to get used.

I thought the consensus was that Prudence was writing both the questions and the answers

Didn't Spentmiles get a letter published?


bigbaddie.com

It's still real to me, dammit!
 
2014-03-13 02:05:24 PM
She needs to smell his dick...it's the only way to be sure.
 
2014-03-13 02:05:29 PM

Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?


I think spousal privilege applies to that here. You can't be compelled to testify against your spouse.
 
2014-03-13 02:06:21 PM

whosits_112: proteus_b: whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).

Brown, you mean?

DON'T INTERRUPT MY FANTASY!


How about a compromise; one pink nipple, one brown...

... and can we at least make it a c cup? That's a bare minimum.
 
2014-03-13 02:07:23 PM

dallylamma: She needs to smell his dick...it's the only way to be sure.


Or taste it.
 
2014-03-13 02:09:45 PM

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


QFT.

All but two states have entirely eliminated "alienation of affections" as a tort. He can be "in love" with the girl all he wants and not only has he not committed a legal crime, he hasn't committed a civil violation, either.
 
2014-03-13 02:09:49 PM
The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.
 
2014-03-13 02:10:01 PM

proteus_b: whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).

Brown, you mean?


I'd post pics of asian girls with pink (and every other tint) nipples, but I don't want to get the ban hammer.


/google is always your friend
 
2014-03-13 02:10:19 PM

funzyr: dallylamma: She needs to smell his dick...it's the only way to be sure.

Or taste it.


Had she done that regularly she might not be in this predicament now.
 
2014-03-13 02:11:39 PM
giggity
 
2014-03-13 02:12:36 PM

stonicus: Dear Prudence,
Totally smoking hot girls I don't know constantly walk up to me and offer me sex.  Also, my employer keeps giving me raises and makes me do less and less work.  What should I do?


Dear Stonicus,
Lay off the weed and get back to work.
Good Luck,
Prudie.
 
2014-03-13 02:12:41 PM
Why do so many people have a problem with love?
 
2014-03-13 02:12:53 PM

CleanAndPure: whosits_112: proteus_b: whosits_112: Breasts are a firm B. Perky and with pink nips (haha!).

Brown, you mean?

DON'T INTERRUPT MY FANTASY!

How about a compromise; one pink nipple, one brown...

... and can we at least make it a c cup? That's a bare minimum.


I like Asian tits that same way as their grades: A's and B's
 
2014-03-13 02:13:55 PM
I love the response to the letter about the obsessively anti-vaccine friend. "Your friend might be showing signs of paranoid schizophrenia; get help for her." Beautiful.
 
2014-03-13 02:14:16 PM
I bet she figured if they had nothing to say to each other, he would get bored and go away. But instead he used it as an excuse to put his testicles all over her.
 
2014-03-13 02:14:29 PM

Nabb1: Voiceofreason01: Isn't it a crime if you know somebody is committing a felony and you fail to report it?

Oh, and even if it was misprision of a felony, in most states, spouses cannot be compelled to give testimony against each other, so she might have immunity on that. I'm not entirely sure.


and at least at the federal level misprison has to include some element of facilitation and/or accessory before or after the fact to be chargeable.  Simply staying silent and not reporting a crime is not enough
 
2014-03-13 02:15:10 PM

you_idiot: The solution is simple. Get a 16 year old male exchange student.


Most 16 year old males are scrawny and zitty. She needs to bring in a hunky guy in his 20s, ideally black, and get very friendly with him.
 
2014-03-13 02:16:13 PM

Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?


That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.
 
2014-03-13 02:16:30 PM
Dear Prudie -

I have fantasies about the foreign exchange student living in my house. I'm jealous that she gets along better with my husband. Should I divorce him or try to work myself in for a threesome?
 
2014-03-13 02:17:23 PM
ballsdeeptables.weebly.com

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.
 
2014-03-13 02:17:59 PM

Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.


Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.
 
2014-03-13 02:18:11 PM
If she looks at all like Alyssa Milano, we could have the makings of an outrageously successful reality show.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-13 02:18:41 PM

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god
 
2014-03-13 02:19:39 PM

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Whaaaaaaaaaat? Ok, Studman. That's an 8.5 or 9 on the Spankter Scale
 
2014-03-13 02:20:15 PM

scottydoesntknow: FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.

Whaaa?!

/Fist of angry god



Agreed!
 
2014-03-13 02:21:21 PM

whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.


Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.
 
2014-03-13 02:22:24 PM
The sick tag, subby? Are you a woman? While I wouldn't want to do it, a 16 year old is hardly a child and I can see a man wanting to fark one. And in some cultures, a 16 year old girl would be encouraged to have an affair with an older man instead of some clumsy boy her age. She may have come onto him. I think this man's wife's spying on him is reprehensible, especially inasmuch as she didn't find any evidence that her hubby is farking the girl. While he is on very shaky ground, she went too far. There should be a divorce, but not because he seems to be infatuated, but because he has a wife who cannot be trusted.
 
2014-03-13 02:22:44 PM
Lots of people making an ass of Uma Thurman
 
2014-03-13 02:22:52 PM

FarkinBastard: [ballsdeeptables.weebly.com image 250x337]

Here- found her photo. Nothing spectacular- maybe a 6/10.


Count me in on the "she's damn hot," side of this argument.  I had to whip up a batch of fapioca before typing this.

/sticky keyboard is sticky
 
2014-03-13 02:23:37 PM

cptjeff: whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.

Teacher farking student is pretty much always illegal because of the power dynamics involved.


Exactly. This guy will be lucky if he gets away with it, otherwise he's farked, in more ways that one. Hope it was worth it!
/*sotto voce* totally worth it!
 
2014-03-13 02:23:50 PM

HotWingConspiracy: It doesn't say he's banging her.

"Dear Prudence, I'm getting old and saggy and I'm intensely jealous of the tight young thing living in my house. I violated my husband's privacy and found nothing that he hasn't said in front of me. Do I chop off his penis or murder the girl?"


It takes a lot of anger or insecurity to misrepresent a simple set of facts like that.  Or troll-fu.  I guess troll-fu would also work.
 
2014-03-13 02:26:01 PM

the_celt: diaphoresis: Glad to see the she-is-16-and-husband-should-fark-her crowd is alive and well.

I don't subscribe to the farking of either gender that hasn't reached the age of consent. It's just weird..


The age of consent is too low. 16 is more than old enough to make your own sexual decisions. I feel like the legal age should probably be more like 16 instead of 18. Maybe even younger for males.

/I am not a pedo, and havnt been with a underage girl since I was 18.
//prefer women, not girls
 
2014-03-13 02:26:02 PM

whosits_112: Dragonflew: Rezurok: Ok so uh...the article doesn't say what state this guy lives in.  In most states, wouldn't it be perfectly legal even if the relationship was sexual?

That's what I am looking for, too. I see "police" and "felony" and "crime" all over the place, but I don't see a shred of evidence that any crime was committed. Age of majority in the USA is between 16 and 18, depending on state.

Except that he's also a teacher at her school. Not sure what the rules on exchange students are, but I'm pretty sure that boinking 16 year old Inga from Sweden who is here for the school year is a big no-no.


Sweden?  But she's wearing lederhosen!
 
2014-03-13 02:26:07 PM

The Bunyip: I bet she figured if they had nothing to say to each other, he would get bored and go away. But instead he used it as an excuse to put his testicles all over her.


I'm sorry I blew up your mom.
 
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