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(UPI)   Florida man manufactures 'Cowasaki' motorcycles out of animal bones   (upi.com) divider line 39
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2014-03-13 11:45:55 AM
Too bad they don't really moooooooooooooooooooooove.
 
2014-03-13 11:47:20 AM
Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
2014-03-13 11:47:26 AM
Gives a whole new definition to "Bad to the bone."
 
2014-03-13 11:51:20 AM
The only thing that could make this more metal is if the wheels were covered in fire.
 
2014-03-13 11:51:30 AM
Cow bones?
 
2014-03-13 11:52:09 AM
Lawsuit in 3..2..1..
 
2014-03-13 11:52:33 AM
Ryd mor chikn
 
2014-03-13 11:53:47 AM
Don't motorcycles usually have motors?  And you know, just because something hasn't been done before....
 
2014-03-13 11:53:55 AM
He has to keep stopping and wiring bits back on.
 
2014-03-13 11:55:53 AM
Is this guy gonna ride it?
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2014-03-13 11:56:01 AM

Anayalator: Ryd mor chikn


LIVE FATS DIE YO GNU.
 
2014-03-13 11:59:25 AM
Some dog is going to love it when he catches that one.
 
2014-03-13 12:00:33 PM
Excitable boy, they all said.
 
2014-03-13 12:01:47 PM
Improper use of Florida tag.
I think "Strange" or "Cool" tags would have been better.  Now if the guy was caught making love to the rear end of the Cowasaki, then I could understand the Florida tag.
 
2014-03-13 12:03:18 PM
Meh.

Let me know when they can build me a Harley "hog" out of bacon.
 
2014-03-13 12:07:49 PM

VimFuego: Improper use of Florida tag.
I think "Strange" or "Cool" tags would have been better.  Now if the guy was caught making love to the rear end of the Cowasaki, then I could understand the Florida tag.


That will be next week.
 
2014-03-13 12:07:52 PM

studebaker hoch: Meh.

Let me know when they can build me a Harley "hog" out of bacon.


Working on it...

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2014-03-13 12:11:03 PM
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2014-03-13 12:11:09 PM
yabba dabba do
 
2014-03-13 12:12:07 PM
yabba dabba do
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2014-03-13 12:27:52 PM
and it needs 'grass' for fuel.  the perfect motorcycle.
 
2014-03-13 12:28:28 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Some dog is going to love it when he catches that one.



it'll be a doggy lottery.
 
2014-03-13 12:29:37 PM
Way back Kawasaki did have a model called the "BigHorn" and now someone has gone out and acutally built a Big Horn Kawasaki.

What next ? an actual Suzuki Water Buffalo ?
 
2014-03-13 12:30:43 PM

busy chillin': Too bad they don't really moooooooooooooooooooooove.


Yes, but how do they "steer" ?
 
2014-03-13 12:35:59 PM

Anayalator: Ryd mor chikn


Nice.


/*Golf Clap*
 
2014-03-13 12:39:29 PM

capt.hollister: busy chillin': Too bad they don't really moooooooooooooooooooooove.

Yes, but how do they "steer" ?


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2014-03-13 12:41:25 PM
Is there is a motorcycle made out of bagels and lox called Yamakaha ?
 
2014-03-13 12:41:28 PM
As a motorcycle, that thing sucks. Can't even ride it? WTF? As far as "art" is concerned, that's pretty damn bad-ass.
 
2014-03-13 12:42:18 PM

capt.hollister: busy chillin': Too bad they don't really moooooooooooooooooooooove.

Yes, but how do they "steer" ?


They steer like a screen door on a submarine...

No, wait. That's how useful they are.

They steer harder than a witch's nipple.

No wait, that's how cold they are.

...

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2014-03-13 12:43:40 PM
moo do you love?
moo do you love?
 
2014-03-13 01:57:33 PM
I once made a Yamaha out od sweet potatoes.
 
2014-03-13 02:20:26 PM
Florida, you never disappoint.
 
2014-03-13 02:35:43 PM
I once made an Indian out of native Americans.
 
2014-03-13 02:49:59 PM

capt.hollister: Way back Kawasaki did have a model called the "BigHorn" and now someone has gone out and acutally built a Big Horn Kawasaki.

What next ? an actual Suzuki Water Buffalo ?

Aka

Aka the "Pig Horn." Evil-handling beast (at least in the dirt.) Did much better on the street.
 
2014-03-13 03:26:44 PM
That's uh- ...well, hmmmmm.
 
2014-03-13 06:21:32 PM
55 grand? Costs as much as a harley, but tgree times more reliable.
 
2014-03-14 08:29:00 AM

Fermented Yak Juice: 55 grand? Costs as much as a harley, but tgree times more reliable.


Not too many 55k Harleys out there, or Rocket IIIs for that matter. At least, not without some serious mods. That said, three times more reliable ? Other than the fact that I have no idea how this sort of calculation works (how do you calculate that one thing is three times more reliable than another ?), if the implication is that HDs are unreliable I have a 7 year-old example in the garage that belies your statement.

I also owned a now much-missed Triumph that pissed copious amounts of oil from new and eventually required a couple of visits to the dealership to fix. At least, it was consistent with the reputation of incontinence associated with all British bikes, unlike the HD which has been completely and utterly reliable despite the stereotypes associated with the brand.
 
2014-03-14 09:16:51 AM
Came here to post Death from Soul Music. Leaving satisfied.

And leaving this, since I liked it:

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2014-03-14 10:41:13 AM
Ghost Rider, people. Y'all be slippin'.


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