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2014-03-13 10:14:33 AM  
Im going with 4...

Pentration
Licking the Kitty
Licking the butt
Licking the belly button (that one suprised both of us)
 
2014-03-13 10:23:53 AM  

silvervial: The Missing Link: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Tell me more, please

Vaginal, clitoral, and anal. All three feel very different (to me, admittedly a sample of one).


Also, some women can climax from their nipples being stimulated.  So that's 4.  I've heard (though never seen it) of women for whom the back of the neck will do it.  That would be fun in certain public situations...

Women's bodies are pretty amazing, if you take time to get to know them.  But from what I understand from my straight friends (male and female) men have a really difficult time enjoying that sort of thing for long.
 
2014-03-13 10:25:32 AM  

silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.


Speaking as a long-time observer, I count four:

1. Clitoral
2. Vaginal
3. Anal
4. Anal/Clitoral (clitoral and anal combined and/or overlapping)

Yeah, I get that the Man Behind the Curtain is a complex organ, with bits and pieces scattered all over the south forty.  But if what I've seen is valid, the effects are consistent and vary widely from type to type.  Of course, with only one experimental subject it's hard to make generalizations.  But that's one experimental subject with observations over a twenty year period.

/Effects of number 4 are downright dangerous.  I call it "riding the tiger."
 
2014-03-13 10:42:03 AM  

heliokekaumenos: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

I can speak to this a well. The  third is the odd ball because it is weird leg trimmers that feel good. I am of the opinion that it is different for everyone.
I have a friend that "squirts" and I thought that was weird as hell for the longest.
/have your man play around with you there might be more to your body than you think


Trimmers? Do you mean tremors?
 
2014-03-13 10:44:43 AM  

silvervial: The Missing Link: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Tell me more, please

Vaginal, clitoral, and anal. All three feel very different (to me, admittedly a sample of one).


I agree. And when you combine all three stimulations at once, I become Mount Vesuvius.
 
2014-03-13 10:49:55 AM  

ZzeusS: Two16: [fc08.deviantart.net image 850x593]


Whatever shall we do with that massive $60 bankroll.  The possibilities are endless.



www.fandemusique.net
 
2014-03-13 10:50:22 AM  
So, they have to make a decision?

No wonder it takes so darn long.
 
2014-03-13 10:55:20 AM  
Yes:
1) a vague feeling of dissatisfaction and the thought that there should be something more
2) a feeling of being violated and angry with the selfish bastard that did this to you
 
2014-03-13 10:55:40 AM  
<img src="http://www.troll.me/images/happy-jesus/your-girl-screams-my-name- when- you-have-sex.jpg">
 
2014-03-13 11:04:39 AM  

ms_lara_croft: silvervial: The Missing Link: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Tell me more, please

Vaginal, clitoral, and anal. All three feel very different (to me, admittedly a sample of one).

I agree. And when you combine all three stimulations at once, I become Mount Vesuvius.


You destroy Pompeii and kill thousands?
 
2014-03-13 11:13:39 AM  

Miss Stein: Or, you know, they could have just ASKED women, and we would confirm there are.  One takes a little more effort, but they're both pretty wonderful.


I don't know what you peeps are talking about. I've only been having one orgasm my whole life.

What's this two orgasm story?

And I've done buttsex, so that can't be it. I'm pretty experienced seeing as I'll try anything at least once.
 
2014-03-13 11:17:06 AM  

Brick-House: Licking the Kitty


kutekitty.com
Nope, not working.
 
2014-03-13 11:17:35 AM  
Never mind, I RTFA I see they're talking vag-only vs. manual stimulation. I'm one of those 75%ers that don't get off on vag-only.

Not that the guys in here wanted to hear that. LOL
 
2014-03-13 11:23:16 AM  
I'm with the comments that ask how is this considered science: three test subjects is nowhere near enough of a sample size to make any real inferences.

I can believe that the orgasms may feel different, but does that make them different? If so then men have who knows how many; I've had ones that have caused my eyes to roll up into my head and seem to go on for ever leaving me near the edge of consciousness, others that were so blah as to be pretty much not worth the time, and everywhere in between. Also, I've heard an orgasm from anal feels different (though I'll never know on that one cause that's an out only on me, not even a doctor is getting near there).
 
2014-03-13 11:28:49 AM  

o'really: heliokekaumenos: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

I can speak to this a well. The  third is the odd ball because it is weird leg trimmers that feel good. I am of the opinion that it is different for everyone.
I have a friend that "squirts" and I thought that was weird as hell for the longest.
/have your man play around with you there might be more to your body than you think

Trimmers? Do you mean tremors?


yes, English is not my cup of tea
 
2014-03-13 11:35:11 AM  
If you count orgasms through erogenous zones like nipples, neck, ears separately then it could be a lot. Personally we're up to 3 with the erogenous zones plus dirty talk. She likes the sensation of light touch but orgasm won't happen unless I'm also talking to her and saying the right things. A couple times it was just my voice with no touching. So there's another one. Maybe not I mean she squirms around down there so that's kind of self touching I guess.
 
2014-03-13 11:37:05 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x283]


"You could drown a toddler in my panties!"

/one of the best lines ever.
 
2014-03-13 11:42:32 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: So, they have to make a decision?

No wonder it takes so darn long.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-13 11:42:49 AM  

bagumpity: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Speaking as a long-time observer, I count four:

1. Clitoral
2. Vaginal
3. Anal
4. Anal/Clitoral (clitoral and anal combined and/or overlapping)

Yeah, I get that the Man Behind the Curtain is a complex organ, with bits and pieces scattered all over the south forty.  But if what I've seen is valid, the effects are consistent and vary widely from type to type.  Of course, with only one experimental subject it's hard to make generalizations.  But that's one experimental subject with observations over a twenty year period.

/Effects of number 4 are downright dangerous.  I call it "riding the tiger."


What about DVDA?
 
2014-03-13 11:52:03 AM  

ShatteredMinds: I'm with the comments that ask how is this considered science: three test subjects is nowhere near enough of a sample size to make any real inferences.


The paper is pretty clearly marked as a pilot study. They're saying they have done preliminary research and found something potentially interesting. Now they'll apply for funding and scale up. Maybe they can afford more than wet tampons for the next round.

I can believe that the orgasms may feel different, but does that make them different? If so then men have who knows how many; I've had ones that have caused my eyes to roll up into my head and seem to go on for ever leaving me near the edge of consciousness, others that were so blah as to be pretty much not worth the time, and everywhere in between. Also, I've heard an orgasm from anal feels different (though I'll never know on that one cause that's an out only on me, not even a doctor is getting near there).

Differences in intensity, sure, but this study is trying to test for differences of type, and to explain reports of different sensations (and methods of reaching orgasm) with reference to physiological function.
 
2014-03-13 11:59:09 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: ms_lara_croft: silvervial: The Missing Link: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Tell me more, please

Vaginal, clitoral, and anal. All three feel very different (to me, admittedly a sample of one).

I agree. And when you combine all three stimulations at once, I become Mount Vesuvius.

You destroy Pompeii and kill thousands?


But they die happy.
 
2014-03-13 12:11:19 PM  

misanthropologist: The paper is pretty clearly marked as a pilot study. They're saying they have done preliminary research and found something potentially interesting. Now they'll apply for funding and scale up. Maybe they can afford more than wet tampons for the next round.


Sorry, you're right it did say it was a pilot study. Missed that. I read the comments here first and someone said it was a published paper which would have been ridiculous. Mixed what I read here and there together. My bad.
 
2014-03-13 12:37:43 PM  
Yes, faked & imaginary.

But seriously, folks, a wet tampon?  WTF?
 
2014-03-13 12:50:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ms_lara_croft: silvervial: The Missing Link: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Tell me more, please

Vaginal, clitoral, and anal. All three feel very different (to me, admittedly a sample of one).

I agree. And when you combine all three stimulations at once, I become Mount Vesuvius.

You destroy Pompeii and kill thousands?


Kinky.
 
2014-03-13 01:33:35 PM  
What a clitoris might look like (NSFW).
blogs.discovermagazine.com

My girlfriend has four different vaginal orgasms, usually depending on the penetration. She's not one for clitoral only, and at least two different types from anal.

As a male, I've had what I consider three distinct types, and varying intensity of the primary type.
 
2014-03-13 02:00:58 PM  

Prevailing Wind: bagumpity: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Speaking as a long-time observer, I count four:

1. Clitoral
2. Vaginal
3. Anal
4. Anal/Clitoral (clitoral and anal combined and/or overlapping)

Yeah, I get that the Man Behind the Curtain is a complex organ, with bits and pieces scattered all over the south forty.  But if what I've seen is valid, the effects are consistent and vary widely from type to type.  Of course, with only one experimental subject it's hard to make generalizations.  But that's one experimental subject with observations over a twenty year period.

/Effects of number 4 are downright dangerous.  I call it "riding the tiger."

What about DVDA?



stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-03-13 02:04:22 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [img.fark.net image 251x201]


img3.wikia.nocookie.net

www.facepalm.su
 
2014-03-13 02:55:27 PM  
I only have one type, it's called "First".

L8tr suckas.
 
2014-03-13 03:21:15 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: silvervial: The Missing Link: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Tell me more, please

Vaginal, clitoral, and anal. All three feel very different (to me, admittedly a sample of one).

Also, some women can climax from their nipples being stimulated.  So that's 4.  I've heard (though never seen it) of women for whom the back of the neck will do it.  That would be fun in certain public situations...

Women's bodies are pretty amazing, if you take time to get to know them.  But from what I understand from my straight friends (male and female) men have a really difficult time enjoying that sort of thing for long.


Mrs. Altarboy has a hard time letting me play for as long as I want.
 
2014-03-13 04:08:40 PM  

Brick-House: ZzeusS: Two16: [fc08.deviantart.net image 850x593]


Whatever shall we do with that massive $60 bankroll.  The possibilities are endless.

get a hooker???

[www.forkparty.com image 796x800]


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-03-13 04:48:12 PM  
I think I'm going to retire "fark me running" with "fark me with a wet tampon"
 
2014-03-13 04:52:26 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: Benevolent Misanthrope: silvervial: The Missing Link: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Tell me more, please

Vaginal, clitoral, and anal. All three feel very different (to me, admittedly a sample of one).

Also, some women can climax from their nipples being stimulated.  So that's 4.  I've heard (though never seen it) of women for whom the back of the neck will do it.  That would be fun in certain public situations...

Women's bodies are pretty amazing, if you take time to get to know them.  But from what I understand from my straight friends (male and female) men have a really difficult time enjoying that sort of thing for long.

Mrs. Altarboy has a hard time letting me play for as long as I want.


You're a freak of nature.  Eventually, as I understand it, certain body parts object and turn blue, and the experience can go from fun to agonizing.  But - and this is not snark - I wouldn't know first-hand.  Women don't have that physical issue, generally speaking.
 
2014-03-13 05:32:57 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: DreamyAltarBoy: Benevolent Misanthrope: silvervial: The Missing Link: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Tell me more, please

Vaginal, clitoral, and anal. All three feel very different (to me, admittedly a sample of one).

Also, some women can climax from their nipples being stimulated.  So that's 4.  I've heard (though never seen it) of women for whom the back of the neck will do it.  That would be fun in certain public situations...

Women's bodies are pretty amazing, if you take time to get to know them.  But from what I understand from my straight friends (male and female) men have a really difficult time enjoying that sort of thing for long.

Mrs. Altarboy has a hard time letting me play for as long as I want.

You're a freak of nature.  Eventually, as I understand it, certain body parts object and turn blue, and the experience can go from fun to agonizing.  But - and this is not snark - I wouldn't know first-hand.  Women don't have that physical issue, generally speaking.


Well the Mrs and I have been together a very long time, so I know her body very well. It's a matter of pushing limits now. I can do for her in 15min what used to take an hour back in the beginning. I've learned to love this woman very well, and I don't know if it translates well to others.
 
2014-03-13 05:42:37 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: Benevolent Misanthrope: DreamyAltarBoy: Benevolent Misanthrope: silvervial: The Missing Link: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Tell me more, please

Vaginal, clitoral, and anal. All three feel very different (to me, admittedly a sample of one).

Also, some women can climax from their nipples being stimulated.  So that's 4.  I've heard (though never seen it) of women for whom the back of the neck will do it.  That would be fun in certain public situations...

Women's bodies are pretty amazing, if you take time to get to know them.  But from what I understand from my straight friends (male and female) men have a really difficult time enjoying that sort of thing for long.

Mrs. Altarboy has a hard time letting me play for as long as I want.

You're a freak of nature.  Eventually, as I understand it, certain body parts object and turn blue, and the experience can go from fun to agonizing.  But - and this is not snark - I wouldn't know first-hand.  Women don't have that physical issue, generally speaking.

Well the Mrs and I have been together a very long time, so I know her body very well. It's a matter of pushing limits now. I can do for her in 15min what used to take an hour back in the beginning. I've learned to love this woman very well, and I don't know if it translates well to others.


As long as you and she are happy, then hey - that's a great thing!
 
2014-03-13 06:21:08 PM  
images.zap2it.com
/never predicted how dark his character would become
 
2014-03-13 06:49:58 PM  

ms_lara_croft: FirstNationalBastard: ms_lara_croft: silvervial: The Missing Link: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Tell me more, please

Vaginal, clitoral, and anal. All three feel very different (to me, admittedly a sample of one).

I agree. And when you combine all three stimulations at once, I become Mount Vesuvius.

You destroy Pompeii and kill thousands?

But they die happy.


How YOU doin'?
 
2014-03-14 12:05:12 AM  
the ex said three, as mentioned above, but the vaginal orgasm took f-o-r-e-v-e-r for her to achieve.  As in 30-40 minutes of the heavy fun pounding she liked(do you have ANY idea how hard it is to keep going for 30-40 minutes?).  Clitoral orgasm was fun with fingers and cunnilingus.  Ex four times removed could orgasm at the drop of a hat.  Vaginal or clitoral was fun with her, but we never got around to anal, due to size issues.  She was a squirter, so plastic-lined sheets were a must.

In addition to the three types of orgasm, there was also something about local vs full-body orgasms.  Local would be just the local area, i.e.: just the vagina/clit.  When the ex had full-body orgasms, I'd just have to leave her alone, by request, due to how sensitive she got, all over.

/went and played PS3 until she wandered into the living room, a satisfied look on her face
//" ... ready for round two?"
///no, damnit, unless you want to do more than just lay there ...
////she did more than just lay there, but I did do most of the work
 
2014-03-14 12:28:41 AM  

Trance354: ////she did more than just lay there, but I did do most of the work


This is a common complaint, but anyone who feels it should ask themselves: does she just stop and ask you to take over, or do you keep getting excited and taking over on your own? Because in only one of these instances is it fair to complain.

/not insinuating anything about you, just sayin
 
2014-03-14 03:25:04 AM  

silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.


silvervial: The Missing Link: silvervial: Speaking as a woman, actually there are three.

Tell me more, please

Vaginal, clitoral, and anal. All three feel very different (to me, admittedly a sample of one).


and men have two types... ejaculate and prostrate

not sure but seems like the squirt is a fourth for the girls

seems different from the rest to me, but I'm just an observer
 
2014-03-14 03:29:49 AM  

ShatteredMinds: I can believe that the orgasms may feel different, but does that make them different?


yes that makes them different
 
2014-03-14 11:35:54 AM  

Fafai: Trance354: ////she did more than just lay there, but I did do most of the work

This is a common complaint, but anyone who feels it should ask themselves: does she just stop and ask you to take over, or do you keep getting excited and taking over on your own? Because in only one of these instances is it fair to complain.

/not insinuating anything about you, just sayin


Also "just laying there" (at least the way I end up doing it) is a hell of an ab and thigh work out.  I actually find it easier to be on top.
 
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