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(Yahoo)   Iran announces it has solved mystery of missing jet: The United States has kidnapped the plane and everyone on it - who were all recruited for the task - to begin a psychological battle against Muslims. Glad we got THAT cleared up   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Malaysia Airlines, mind games, Flight MH370, Iran, Muslims, Malaysia, forged document, flights  
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3370 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2014 at 8:29 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-13 08:29:32 AM  
3 votes:
2014-03-13 08:48:07 AM  
2 votes:
And to think I've been waging psychological battle on Muslims just by asking them questions.

"If a Muslim crosses into a parallel Earth where Islam never existed, is it acceptable to pray towards alternate Mecca, or does he have to face the portal?"
2014-03-13 08:43:52 AM  
2 votes:
Has anyone seen Ed Snowden since this all started???
2014-03-13 08:40:19 AM  
2 votes:
This is intolerable. If this keeps up we're going to have a conspiracy theory gap! We cannot have that. We must redouble our efforts to come up with even more conspiracy theories lest we let the commies beat us.
2014-03-13 08:39:42 AM  
2 votes:
Dang.  looks like we gotta scrap Operation Snatch-a-Foreign-Plane-full-of-Foreigner-and-then-Meticulously-Train-T hem-in-Our-Undeclared-War-Against-Practitioners-of-the-Muslim-Faith or as we liked to call it "21 Dashies".  We'll go with plan "B".  Release 7 teams each comprising of three wiener dogs in to Iran.  Their cute but evil nature will paralyze the nation.  We call it.... wait for it...  "21 Doxies"

I'll telegraph the stealth aircraft carrier and tell them to release the plane.
2014-03-13 08:36:23 AM  
2 votes:

Seriously. Do we look like a country with a plan?
2014-03-13 10:36:21 AM  
1 vote:
If I could I would gather 20 mating pairs of feral hogs from Texas and feed them only poppy flowers then distribute the pregnant sows into Afghanistan's poppy growing regions.
Now THAT"S a conspiracy theory!
2014-03-13 09:42:24 AM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: I'm sure Faux News will have a similar conspiracy theory involving Fartbongo kidnapping these folk & turning them into libs.

And CNN will run with "GOP hijacks plane to continue war on women"
2014-03-13 08:41:42 AM  
1 vote:
How long before a farker chimes in suggesting this be the reason we bomb Iran?
2014-03-13 08:35:27 AM  
1 vote:
We gotta lock this guy in a room with Donald Trump in Big Brother style.  Give them each a bottle of whiskey and a blunt object.
/I bet they'd kiss
2014-03-13 08:34:55 AM  
1 vote:

FullMetalPanda: Plane full of Chinese...

Manchurian Candidate...

Manchurian = Chinese?

Makes sense!!!!

I have 3 of them staying at my house. Instead of Allahu Ackbar, they now say "it's a trap!"
2014-03-13 08:34:28 AM  
1 vote:
Loony Tunes Towelheads are Loony.
2014-03-13 08:33:16 AM  
1 vote:
We can't even handle building a simple medical website, what the fark makes you think we can handle something this complicated?
2014-03-13 08:33:04 AM  
1 vote:
Well that's kind of like the plot to Millennium.

Sort of.  Well minus the robot and Cheryl Ladd.
2014-03-13 08:32:39 AM  
1 vote:
Plane full of Chinese...

Manchurian Candidate...

Manchurian = Chinese?

Makes sense!!!!
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