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(Yahoo)   Iran announces it has solved mystery of missing jet: The United States has kidnapped the plane and everyone on it - who were all recruited for the task - to begin a psychological battle against Muslims. Glad we got THAT cleared up   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 49
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2014-03-13 08:29:32 AM
b.vimeocdn.com
rarerborealis.com
 
2014-03-13 08:32:39 AM
Plane full of Chinese...

Manchurian Candidate...

Manchurian = Chinese?

Makes sense!!!!
 
2014-03-13 08:33:04 AM
Well that's kind of like the plot to Millennium.

Sort of.  Well minus the robot and Cheryl Ladd.
 
2014-03-13 08:33:16 AM
We can't even handle building a simple medical website, what the fark makes you think we can handle something this complicated?
 
2014-03-13 08:34:28 AM
Loony Tunes Towelheads are Loony.
 
2014-03-13 08:34:55 AM

FullMetalPanda: Plane full of Chinese...

Manchurian Candidate...

Manchurian = Chinese?

Makes sense!!!!


I have 3 of them staying at my house. Instead of Allahu Ackbar, they now say "it's a trap!"
 
2014-03-13 08:35:27 AM
We gotta lock this guy in a room with Donald Trump in Big Brother style.  Give them each a bottle of whiskey and a blunt object.
/I bet they'd kiss
 
2014-03-13 08:36:04 AM
Time to stock up on ammo and Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup.
 
2014-03-13 08:36:23 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk

Seriously. Do we look like a country with a plan?
 
2014-03-13 08:39:33 AM

FullMetalPanda: Plane full of Chinese...

Manchurian Candidate...

Manchurian = Chinese?

Makes

senses sensei !!!!

FTFY
 
2014-03-13 08:39:42 AM
Dang.  looks like we gotta scrap Operation Snatch-a-Foreign-Plane-full-of-Foreigner-and-then-Meticulously-Train-T hem-in-Our-Undeclared-War-Against-Practitioners-of-the-Muslim-Faith or as we liked to call it "21 Dashies".  We'll go with plan "B".  Release 7 teams each comprising of three wiener dogs in to Iran.  Their cute but evil nature will paralyze the nation.  We call it.... wait for it...  "21 Doxies"

I'll telegraph the stealth aircraft carrier and tell them to release the plane.
 
2014-03-13 08:40:19 AM
This is intolerable. If this keeps up we're going to have a conspiracy theory gap! We cannot have that. We must redouble our efforts to come up with even more conspiracy theories lest we let the commies beat us.
 
2014-03-13 08:40:20 AM
Nice to see America doesn't have the market cornered on conspiracy-theory wackjobs.
 
2014-03-13 08:41:22 AM
If by "Iran", subby means 1 politican, and not the other politician from TFA that seemed way more reasonable about it, then sure.
 
2014-03-13 08:41:42 AM
How long before a farker chimes in suggesting this be the reason we bomb Iran?
 
2014-03-13 08:43:52 AM
Has anyone seen Ed Snowden since this all started???
 
2014-03-13 08:44:05 AM
Funny, replace a few key words and its the exact same conspiracy theory going through American right-wing sites.
 
2014-03-13 08:44:13 AM
When did Fox News open a branch in Iran?
 
2014-03-13 08:45:23 AM

wyltoknow: Funny, replace a few key words and its the exact same conspiracy theory going through American right-wing sites.


Damn....beat me by 8 seconds.

ishakestinyfist.jpg
 
2014-03-13 08:48:07 AM
And to think I've been waging psychological battle on Muslims just by asking them questions.

"If a Muslim crosses into a parallel Earth where Islam never existed, is it acceptable to pray towards alternate Mecca, or does he have to face the portal?"
 
2014-03-13 08:51:50 AM
Iran's version of the United States is much cooler than the actual United States.

Iranian America:
blog.ricksteves.com

Actual America:
www.duckychan.net
 
2014-03-13 08:59:19 AM
Sounds as valid as fifty percent of the tin foil theories that Farkers have been crapping out.

Some of y'all are duuuuumb.
 
2014-03-13 09:00:49 AM

SirEattonHogg: Cheryl Ladd.


She just keeps popping up.
 
2014-03-13 09:00:56 AM

offmymeds: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 400x280]

Seriously. Do we look like a country with a plan?


Chasing cars, chasing planes. Same thing.
What do we do now that we caught one?
 
2014-03-13 09:10:40 AM
This is your brain...
This is your brain on Islam
 
2014-03-13 09:21:12 AM
Islam and retardation, i can't see the difference.
 
2014-03-13 09:22:34 AM
Flight MH370....

370 is the country code for Lithuania...

OH MY GOD
 
2014-03-13 09:23:48 AM

grumpfuff: If by "Iran", subby means 1 politican, and not the other politician from TFA that seemed way more reasonable about it, then sure.


Wanted to post this. By subby's logic, I am now America.
 
2014-03-13 09:30:21 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: Islam and retardation, i can't see the difference.


I'd bet you can't tell the difference between a lot of things.
 
2014-03-13 09:31:33 AM
See, we landed the plane in Iran and they didn't even notice. I knew it would work.
 
2014-03-13 09:33:02 AM

August11: grumpfuff: If by "Iran", subby means 1 politican, and not the other politician from TFA that seemed way more reasonable about it, then sure.

Wanted to post this. By subby's logic, I am now America.


I am America, and so can you?
 
2014-03-13 09:34:31 AM
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2014-03-13 09:38:30 AM

Dansker: Bit'O'Gristle: Islam and retardation, i can't see the difference.

I'd bet you can't tell the difference between a lot of things.


BUt he did nail that one
 
2014-03-13 09:40:41 AM
I'm sure Faux News will have a similar conspiracy theory involving Fartbongo kidnapping these folk & turning them into libs.
 
2014-03-13 09:42:24 AM

oldfarthenry: I'm sure Faux News will have a similar conspiracy theory involving Fartbongo kidnapping these folk & turning them into libs.


And CNN will run with "GOP hijacks plane to continue war on women"
 
2014-03-13 09:51:36 AM
At this point, it's as good an explanation as any other...
 
2014-03-13 10:36:21 AM
If I could I would gather 20 mating pairs of feral hogs from Texas and feed them only poppy flowers then distribute the pregnant sows into Afghanistan's poppy growing regions.
Now THAT"S a conspiracy theory!
 
2014-03-13 11:15:08 AM

Marc_Arsenal: If I could I would gather 20 mating pairs of feral hogs from Texas and feed them only poppy flowers then distribute the pregnant sows into Afghanistan's poppy growing regions.
Now THAT"S a conspiracy theory!


They'd probably OD if that's all you fed them. They sure wouldn't be doing a lot of mating.
 
2014-03-13 12:12:03 PM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-13 12:25:51 PM
Just when we thought Irans meds where working.
 
2014-03-13 12:27:07 PM
itodyaso.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-13 12:29:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-13 02:35:30 PM
...because it is so much easier to kidnap people off an international flight in mid-air than from, say, grocery stores.
 
2014-03-13 02:50:38 PM
Plane had structural failure.
Explosive decompression.
Boom caused damage to radio systems.
Pilots knocked out or killed.
Passengers can't get into cock-pit(or out and dead), since Bush jr and his paranoia made the door lock from the inside and no bypass. Maintenance passage useless.
Plane amazing drifts along without going down instantly.
Eventually smashes into ocean.

TaDa!

/Reality is to hard for Western media to comprehend.
//Might as well bomb Mexico to relieve the built up Congressional semen.
 
2014-03-13 04:25:23 PM

gnosis301: Time to stock up on ammo and Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup.


Don't forget "Catcher in the Rye".  You need at least 10 copies.
 
2014-03-13 04:27:33 PM

sheep snorter: Plane had structural failure. [...] Passengers can't get into cock-pit(or out and dead), since Bush jr and his paranoia made the door lock from the inside and no bypass. [...]


Yep, let's blame Bush for this one.
 
2014-03-13 04:40:29 PM

Rapmaster2000: Iran's version of the United States is much cooler than the actual United States.

Iranian America:
[blog.ricksteves.com image 600x400]


You know, I think we should embrace this imagery. "Take it back," so to speak. Then they'll have to find a new way to insult us.
 
2014-03-13 06:48:07 PM
srecenzje.blox.pl

I solved the case! Where's my hookers and ice cream?
 
2014-03-13 08:22:32 PM
Oh who the rabid drooling potato hell submitted this rubbish.
 
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