Sybarite: We do not believe that arming administrators and teachers is the right solution to ensure the safety of our schoolsI say arm the creepy janitor. Then everyone will stay in line.
Shadowknight: Sybarite: We do not believe that arming administrators and teachers is the right solution to ensure the safety of our schoolsI say arm the creepy janitor. Then everyone will stay in line.If I may indulge into CSB territory...Our high school janitor really was that creepy guy. Tall, gaunt face, long bony fingers, old yet not a spot of grey... He only once smiled in the presence of any students. We were in the lunch room, and two guys got into a fight in the middle of the cafeteria. One guy tossed over the table, and the other ended up with a broken tooth. While the lunch ladies and one teacher tried to get past everyone to break it up there was Janitor Joesph, who was the closest and as far as we could tell the first authority figure to actually see the fight start, not having moved from his spot and the biggest, scariest looking grin I've ever seen. Yellowed teeth from either 40 years of smoking or a lifetime of eating the rotting souls of this world's damned, and just... Silently laughing.Still creeps my friends and I out to think about it. It's like he was feeding on it like the slime from Ghostbusters 2.
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