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(YouTube) Video Those toilet seat covers in public restrooms? Guess what? You've been using them incorrectly   (youtube.com) divider line 29
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2014-03-13 08:59:01 AM  
Guess what? Don't care.
 
2014-03-13 09:17:29 AM  

gopher321: Guess what? Don't care.


What one of at least 321 different gophers might look like.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-13 09:42:33 AM  
No, I haven't.
 
2014-03-13 10:21:49 AM  
not gonna watch a 4 minute video about pooping........................

just not my kinda thing
 
2014-03-13 10:37:39 AM  
That video was incredibly annoying.  Dude could have summed up what he was saying in 10 seconds.
 
2014-03-13 11:03:58 AM  

Buttknuckle: That video was incredibly annoying.  Dude could have summed up what he was saying in 10 seconds.


Looks like a class project.
 
2014-03-13 12:07:32 PM  
He seems concerned about my schlong. With his method it looks like the toilet water might wick up the paper and onto my schlong.
 
2014-03-13 12:34:36 PM  

Krymson Tyde: He seems concerned about my schlong. With his method it looks like the toilet water might wick up the paper and onto my schlong.


We're ALL concerned about your schlong.  That's not a crime.
 
2014-03-13 12:41:08 PM  
That guy put a LOT of time into thinking about this.  And he felt concerned enough to share his eureka moment with the world.
 
2014-03-13 01:05:06 PM  
Guys who use those things(or lay down paper when the public restroom doesnt have them)...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-13 01:15:36 PM  
I just lean to the side. I end up shiatting on the seat most of the time but it's not my job to clean it up.
 
2014-03-13 01:36:38 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I just lean to the side. I end up shiatting on the seat most of the time but it's not my job to clean it up.


I just shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
2014-03-13 01:47:42 PM  

Buttknuckle: Mr. Fuzzypaws: I just lean to the side. I end up shiatting on the seat most of the time but it's not my job to clean it up.

I just shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


Kelly Clarkson is on Fark?!?

/Or any one of a good couple dozen other female celebs?
//You never really get this one for male celebs? What's up with that? Too plausible?
 
2014-03-13 02:06:54 PM  

Uzzah: Buttknuckle: Mr. Fuzzypaws: I just lean to the side. I end up shiatting on the seat most of the time but it's not my job to clean it up.

I just shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.

Kelly Clarkson is on Fark?!?

/Or any one of a good couple dozen other female celebs?
//You never really get this one for male celebs? What's up with that? Too plausible?


Whatever, Kelly.
 
2014-03-13 02:19:46 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I just lean to the side. I end up shiatting on the seat most of the time but it's not my job to clean it up.


I just shiat in this thread for that very same reason.
 
2014-03-13 02:35:33 PM  

stonelotus: Mr. Fuzzypaws: I just lean to the side. I end up shiatting on the seat most of the time but it's not my job to clean it up.

I just shiat in this thread for that very same reason.


That's what that smell is.
 
2014-03-13 03:31:54 PM  
Huh, it even previewed right the second time, then disappeared again.

You know the joke.
 
2014-03-13 06:15:58 PM  
In Australia the technique of laying toilet paper to stop the poop splash is known as a fireman's blanket
 
2014-03-13 07:18:32 PM  
I thought you were supposed to ball it up and use it to wipe the pee off the toilet.
 
2014-03-13 08:19:28 PM  
Saw grafitti on the dispenser once. It said "Free Dallas Cowboy Hats".
 
2014-03-13 08:20:57 PM  

rocknews: In Australia the technique of laying toilet paper to stop the poop splash is known as a fireman's blanket


Known by many names, but beloved by all who don't like backsplash.

Backsplash is bad, but it's nowhere near as cringe-inducing as having your junk slip into public toilet water.

You just have to silently cringe and shower about forty times when you get home.
 
2014-03-13 09:52:26 PM  
I just put my hands and feet on the top of the stall and try to get a 5 foot bomb.  I make airplane noises and everything.

/while trying to pee over the door into the sink
 
2014-03-13 10:09:53 PM  
How'd I do?

fc05.deviantart.net
 
2014-03-13 10:14:46 PM  
WAIT a sec... you're not supposed to rip out the inner part, ball it up your asshole, then hang the paper ring around your neck while you sh*t? I thought that's reason why people say "I gotta hang one"!
 
2014-03-14 12:09:10 AM  
I thought when you flushed the tab thing pulled it all down.
 
2014-03-14 01:02:24 AM  

salvador.hardin: I thought when you flushed the tab thing pulled it all down.


Yep, he pretty much had it right until that point. You don't push it in with your feet.
 
2014-03-14 03:54:33 AM  
He got it all wrong.

You're supposed to put it on the way he says, but you don't need to rip it beforehand. Just sit right down, and your ass will blow out the tear points.

Your grand canyon will then be clear to drop a canoe down the river.
 
2014-03-14 09:58:58 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Krymson Tyde: He seems concerned about my schlong. With his method it looks like the toilet water might wick up the paper and onto my schlong.

We're ALL concerned about your schlong.  That's not a crime.


lol
 
2014-03-14 06:22:07 PM  

FarkinSneakyBastage: How'd I do?

[fc05.deviantart.net image 396x560]


Pretty good.  Taco bell marathon?
 
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