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(CBS Boston)   Cops send man to his room after he breaks into police station, yells at officers to get out of his house   (boston.cbslocal.com) divider line 9
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2014-03-13 02:29:05 AM
At about 2:30 a.m. Tuesday, officers say they witnessed 24-year-old Michael Naughton "violently pull" on a locked door to the District A-1 garage and enter the secured area.

I think we may be dealing with The Terminator here. Or possibly The Hulk.
 
2014-03-13 04:33:55 AM
CSB
My dad apparently got so wasted on booze and God knows what in his twenties he torn off a jail cell door and broke down the containment door, demanded they call a cab and only avoided being shot by passing out.
 
2014-03-13 05:29:57 AM
This is my house! And if you don't like it, you can get the fark out!
 
2014-03-13 05:30:22 AM
How does the article fail to mention the guy being drunk, or high, or psychotic?

So much fail.
 
2014-03-13 06:14:57 AM

strangeluck: How does the article fail to mention the guy being drunk, or high, or psychotic?

So much fail.


He could also be sleep-deprived. I mean, just look at those raccoon eyes: they're all but screaming "med school".
 
2014-03-13 06:24:55 AM

strangeluck: How does the article fail to mention the guy being drunk, or high, or psychotic?

So much fail.


I'm thinking it might be because stuff like this is so common now, the writers don't think to mention it. Still a fail.

And what's with "charged with breaking and entering in the nighttime"? That's a thing?
 
2014-03-13 06:34:44 AM
Moments before the incident...

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2014-03-13 06:37:54 AM
I believe that's what the younger kids call "retard-strength."
 
2014-03-13 12:05:32 PM
He's under house arrest
 
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