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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Prosecutors worry judge may only give five years to infomercial pitchman, but if they ACT NOW, WE'LL GIVE THEM AN ADDITIONAL FIVE YEARS FOR THE SAME PRICE   (suntimes.com) divider line 10
    More: Followup, prosecutors, criminal contempt, United States Attorney, Kevin Trudeau  
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2014-03-13 12:06:46 AM  
7 votes:
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2014-03-13 01:57:36 AM  
2 votes:
I've got a new miracle diet.  Eat sensibly and exercise daily.  Please cash out your 401k/IRA and PayPal it to me.
2014-03-13 10:16:01 AM  
1 votes:

jtown: I've got a new miracle diet.  Eat sensibly and exercise daily.  Please cash out your 401k/IRA and PayPal it to me.


ummm...your business model has serious flaws. you can't tell the secrets for free and then ask for money
2014-03-13 04:22:33 AM  
1 votes:
Kevin Trudeau's comical mannerisms along with that pseudo enthusiasm he uses in his infomercials were so hilarious to my brother that he downloaded his natural cures audiobook just to have some more laughs... He started taking some of the advice in the book to heart however, and within 4 years went from being a weak skinny guy on a diet of pizza and slim jims to a bulked up and chiseled yoga guru on a diet entirely of fruit and vegetables... Is Trudeau such a greedy weasel with a Messiah complex that he deserves a long prison sentence? Probably, just hope to see more interviews out of him lol
2014-03-13 02:21:42 AM  
1 votes:
Sounds like he needs an attorney.

Might I recommend the expert legal services of Roni Lynn Deutch?
2014-03-13 01:47:26 AM  
1 votes:

Lars The Canadian Viking: He is charged for making BS claims in a diet book? Does this not cover every diet book ever published?


My weight loss book is true.  What follows is a complete transcription:

"Eat less."
2014-03-13 01:33:36 AM  
1 votes:
Thought this would be about the Shamwow guy.
2014-03-13 01:05:49 AM  
1 votes:
ten years for 37 million?  Some people would take that deal
2014-03-13 12:56:28 AM  
1 votes:
"The Weight-Loss Cure 'They' Don't Want You to Know About,"

img.fark.net
2014-03-13 12:21:48 AM  
1 votes:
ACT NOW, WE'LL GIVE THEM AN ADDITIONAL FIVE YEARS FOR THE SAME PRICE

You forgot the best part. FREE SHIPPING!
 
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