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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   Walking around the Venice Beach boardwalk with a chainsaw while yelling at people might attract the wrong kind of attention   (losangeles.cbslocal.com ) divider line
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2014-03-12 11:53:01 PM  
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what a crazy chainsaw wielding maniac might look like.

/obscure?
 
2014-03-12 11:59:43 PM  
Chainsaws are the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards. I do not think he was to shine of the peoole or is this the happening? Did they have the fear? I do not know but maybe the peasants should avoid the judgment because he might desire branches.
 
2014-03-13 12:07:53 AM  
Too much of that Venice Beach sunshine and your skin will be like leather.
 
2014-03-13 12:20:22 AM  

meow said the dog: Chainsaws are the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards. I do not think he was to shine of the peoole or is this the happening? Did they have the fear? I do not know but maybe the peasants should avoid the judgment because he might desire branches.


Dafuq did I just read. Go to bed, or put down the bath salts.
 
2014-03-13 01:33:55 AM  
This happened in LA, and he wasn't shot a hundred times?

Wow. I'm impressed.
 
2014-03-13 05:36:37 AM  
He was not economically viable.
 
2014-03-13 05:38:09 AM  
Bruce?
 
2014-03-13 05:38:14 AM  

Mark Ratner: meow said the dog: Chainsaws are the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards. I do not think he was to shine of the peoole or is this the happening? Did they have the fear? I do not know but maybe the peasants should avoid the judgment because he might desire branches.

Dafuq did I just read. Go to bed, or put down the bath salts.


It's a dog on the internet. Be glad he hasn't taken your job yet.
 
2014-03-13 05:47:22 AM  

meow said the dog: the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards


dvdmedia.ign.com

"I want you to know that I'm hearing what it is that you have to say."
 
2014-03-13 05:48:56 AM  
About 20 years ago or so I took my two sons to California for a vacation.  At Venice Beach there was a guy juggling three running (chain too) chainsaws (little ones) while riding a 10 foot tall unicycle.  I gave the dude $5 (I never give street performers money) - most impressive thing I've seen in raree.
 
2014-03-13 05:52:09 AM  
Charlie Sheen winning?
 
2014-03-13 06:07:30 AM  

Mark Ratner: meow said the dog: Chainsaws are the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards. I do not think he was to shine of the peoole or is this the happening? Did they have the fear? I do not know but maybe the peasants should avoid the judgment because he might desire branches.

Dafuq did I just read. Go to bed, or put down the bath salts.


sounds like dog poetry to me. it's pretty bad though.
 
2014-03-13 06:17:37 AM  
i762.photobucket.com

Maybe it was self defense ?
 
2014-03-13 06:23:57 AM  
Maybe Trevor was just having a bad day...
 
2014-03-13 06:26:38 AM  

MartinD-35: About 20 years ago or so I took my two sons to California for a vacation.  At Venice Beach there was a guy juggling three running (chain too) chainsaws (little ones) while riding a 10 foot tall unicycle.  I gave the dude $5 (I never give street performers money) - most impressive thing I've seen in raree.


Hey buddy, I got this...

One, give me one...
 
2014-03-13 06:28:23 AM  
And so the  assault on our 2nd Amendment right to bear arms.
 
2014-03-13 06:30:17 AM  

Mark Ratner: meow said the dog: Chainsaws are the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards. I do not think he was to shine of the peoole or is this the happening? Did they have the fear? I do not know but maybe the peasants should avoid the judgment because he might desire branches.

Dafuq did I just read. Go to bed, or put down the bath salts.


That's a "schtick" troll.

It's really best to ignore it until it gets bored and goes away.
 
2014-03-13 06:30:36 AM  
Groovy
 
2014-03-13 06:33:55 AM  

skinink: He was not economically viable.


How much for a coke?
 
2014-03-13 06:35:38 AM  

Mark Ratner: meow said the dog: Chainsaws are the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards. I do not think he was to shine of the peoole or is this the happening? Did they have the fear? I do not know but maybe the peasants should avoid the judgment because he might desire branches.

Dafuq did I just read. Go to bed, or put down the bath salts.



[welcometofark.jpg]

/you should really have him/her favorited
 
2014-03-13 06:37:13 AM  
When the cops come, start juggling it. Venice camouflage.
 
2014-03-13 06:41:24 AM  

tripleseven: Mark Ratner: meow said the dog: Chainsaws are the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards. I do not think he was to shine of the peoole or is this the happening? Did they have the fear? I do not know but maybe the peasants should avoid the judgment because he might desire branches.

Dafuq did I just read. Go to bed, or put down the bath salts.

That's a "schtick" troll.

It's really best to ignore it until it gets bored and goes away.


Close, but no cigar.
 
2014-03-13 06:44:12 AM  

PreMortem: Mark Ratner: meow said the dog: Chainsaws are the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards. I do not think he was to shine of the peoole or is this the happening? Did they have the fear?



"Tell him I have the fear."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099091/?ref_=nv_sr_1
 
2014-03-13 06:48:54 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-13 06:49:00 AM  
Shop smart,
Shop S-mart
 
2014-03-13 06:55:14 AM  
Anyone else disappointed this wasn't in Texas?
 
2014-03-13 07:08:26 AM  

PreMortem: Mark Ratner: meow said the dog: Chainsaws are the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards. I do not think he was to shine of the peoole or is this the happening? Did they have the fear? I do not know but maybe the peasants should avoid the judgment because he might desire branches.

Dafuq did I just read. Go to bed, or put down the bath salts.


[welcometofark.jpg]

/you should really have him/her favorited


/you should really have it on ignore
 
2014-03-13 07:27:45 AM  

foo monkey: When the cops come, start juggling it. Venice camouflage.


If he had had a bowling ball and an M&M he could have just jumped in between the guy climbing into the giant balloon and the robot mime, the police would have just zipped right past.
 
2014-03-13 07:31:33 AM  
Was it one of those high-powered assault chainsaws? The citizens themselves should be allowed to carry chainsaws for protection against criminal types.

img.fark.net

"Groovy!"
 
2014-03-13 07:43:16 AM  

tripleseven: PreMortem: Mark Ratner: meow said the dog: Chainsaws are the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards. I do not think he was to shine of the peoole or is this the happening? Did they have the fear? I do not know but maybe the peasants should avoid the judgment because he might desire branches.

Dafuq did I just read. Go to bed, or put down the bath salts.


[welcometofark.jpg]

/you should really have him/her favorited

/you should really have it on ignore


Wow a whole 2 years on FARK.
 
2014-03-13 08:19:51 AM  

tripleseven: PreMortem: Mark Ratner: meow said the dog: Chainsaws are the person which the maiden had sighting of on boardwalk boulevards. I do not think he was to shine of the peoole or is this the happening? Did they have the fear? I do not know but maybe the peasants should avoid the judgment because he might desire branches.

Dafuq did I just read. Go to bed, or put down the bath salts.


[welcometofark.jpg]

/you should really have him/her favorited

/you should really have it on ignore


Tripleseven one of the few who have the placing on ignore of me.
 
2014-03-13 08:30:39 AM  

tripleseven: /you should really have it on ignore


Ignore gentle Meow? You bastard!
 
2014-03-13 09:29:04 AM  
centuries ago at my brother's dorm one of the people on his floor was a member of the woodsmen' club, who hailed from Berlin, NH.  During parties, he had this gag of taking the chain off the bar of his chainsaw, starting the saw up and come out of his room with it revving and screaming like a madman.  People who didn't know the chain wasn't on there would freak the fark out.  Even if they ran into a room and closed the door, he would put the saw on the door, and the vibrations from the engine would make the door vibrate like mad.  You could hear the people in the room screaming in terror.

I had heard about this but never seen it.  Then one night, he did it again at a party that I was attending.  It was a sight to behold.  I seldom have laughed as hard as I did then.
 
2014-03-13 01:36:03 PM  
Any word on how much he saved by switching to Progressive?
 
2014-03-13 02:24:26 PM  

hardinparamedic: tripleseven: /you should really have it on ignore

Ignore gentle Meow? You bastard!


It's like the morans that think you need to farky PocketNinja. It's part of the fun.
 
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