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(First Coast News)   'She was going pretty fast': Policeman tickets tiny toddler in toy car (SUPER CUTE ALERT)   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 74
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2014-03-12 11:34:44 PM  
poor girl has a long life of confused people saying 'ummmm can you spell your name for me.....'
 
2014-03-12 11:42:12 PM  
derpicdn.net
 
2014-03-12 11:55:31 PM  
This must be one of those "because Florida" things. Cops sound bored.

memecrunch.com
 
2014-03-13 12:15:05 AM  
Same cop does the planting of the drugs in she in 14 years.
 
2014-03-13 12:16:21 AM  
I have no idea what to make of that interview.  The cops were there on another case, and the uncle and mother clearly don't like their local police.
 
2014-03-13 12:18:45 AM  

Cup Check: This must be one of those "because Florida" things. Cops sound bored.

[memecrunch.com image 850x478]


That movie was crap. Val Kilmer was the only Batman worth watching.
 
2014-03-13 12:33:04 AM  
Arrested for DWB. Get used to it, Za'Diarreah
 
2014-03-13 02:12:29 AM  
www.gannett-cdn.com
"Oh, no! She's resisting arrest!"
 
2014-03-13 03:54:00 AM  

hardinparamedic: Cup Check: This must be one of those "because Florida" things. Cops sound bored.

[memecrunch.com image 850x478]

That movie was crap. Val Kilmer was the only Batman worth watching.


7.5/10
 
2014-03-13 03:58:21 AM  
He didn't tase her?
They must be slippin'
 
2014-03-13 03:58:43 AM  

twat_waffle: hardinparamedic: Cup Check: This must be one of those "because Florida" things. Cops sound bored.

[memecrunch.com image 850x478]

That movie was crap. Val Kilmer was the only Batman worth watching.

7.5/10


I'm not trolling you. Sorry you can't face reality on this, Sir.

www.aceshowbiz.com

Nipple-muscle Batman was FAR superior to this:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-13 03:59:49 AM  

hardinparamedic: Cup Check: This must be one of those "because Florida" things. Cops sound bored.

[memecrunch.com image 850x478]

That movie was crap. Val Kilmer was the only Batman worth watching.


At least you didn't say George Clooney, I would have to rip your TF tag off and beat you to death with it.
 
2014-03-13 04:00:28 AM  
Yes, get the youth ready for the police state.  Welcome to your future, kid.
 
2014-03-13 04:01:28 AM  

strangeluck: At least you didn't say George Clooney, I would have to rip your TF tag off and beat you to death with it.


There never was a George Clooney Batman movie. Just like there never was a sequel made to the Matrix.
 
2014-03-13 04:07:25 AM  
So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?
 
2014-03-13 04:09:23 AM  
I'll admit, it's nice to see a cop story that doesn't involve planted evidence, unnecessary violence, or some other misconduct requiring a lengthy paid vacation until the public forgets all about it while reading about Bieber or Kanye.
 
2014-03-13 04:11:44 AM  
If she was any cuter, I'd need an insulin shot.
 
2014-03-13 04:12:43 AM  

SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?


basically...what a bunch of assholes
 
2014-03-13 04:12:45 AM  

SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?


It's not a real ticket.  Maybe the article I read was full of shiat, but it made it sound like everyone involved had a good laugh.  (including her family)

It's still stupid though

Aren't those cars expensive?  How can they afford that when living in an apartment?
 
2014-03-13 04:14:47 AM  
Why would you highlight that aspect of your job when trying to interact with the community? You'd think they'd focus on the positive stuff or something. I dunno, maybe let the kid into the squad car and let her play with the lights and siren. Maybe keep a few cheap plastic badges around and make kids jr. deputies or something, like the airlines do.
 
2014-03-13 04:23:15 AM  

Jyster: He didn't tase her?
They must be slippin'


They just waited til the camera was off. Then they tased the camera crew, too.
 
2014-03-13 04:23:49 AM  
That's a first name destined for a call center. Also preposterously fake nails.

Good job, parents.

/who has more unnecessary apostrophes in their names--sci-fi and fantasy, or black folk?
 
2014-03-13 04:34:41 AM  
With a name like that, she'll be changing it to "jazmin" and riding a pole when she gets older.

/going to hell
//with a seat over there, apparently...
 
2014-03-13 04:39:08 AM  

gfid: SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?

It's not a real ticket.  Maybe the article I read was full of shiat, but it made it sound like everyone involved had a good laugh.  (including her family)

It's still stupid though

Aren't those cars expensive?  How can they afford that when living in an apartment?


Not everyone chooses to live the same way, you know.
 
2014-03-13 04:41:39 AM  

gfid: SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?

It's not a real ticket.  Maybe the article I read was full of shiat, but it made it sound like everyone involved had a good laugh.  (including her family)

It's still stupid though

Aren't those cars expensive?  How can they afford that when living in an apartment?


They can't, but luckily they have all the rest of us to subsidize their very lives.

/how many pairs of Jordan's do they have, you think?
 
2014-03-13 04:51:39 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Haters gonna hate!
 
2014-03-13 04:52:52 AM  
And Michael Keaton was the best Batman.
 
2014-03-13 04:55:08 AM  

blurr_grrl: And Michael Keaton  Kevin Conroy was is the best Batman.

 
2014-03-13 04:55:59 AM  
Just getting her broken in at a early age for things yet to come!
 
2014-03-13 04:57:35 AM  

gfid: SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?

It's not a real ticket.  Maybe the article I read was full of shiat, but it made it sound like everyone involved had a good laugh.  (including her family)

It's still stupid though

Aren't those cars expensive?  How can they afford that when living in an apartment?


They probably own a refrigerator, too!

Unwad your boxers, dumbshiats. It's a cute story.
 
2014-03-13 04:57:47 AM  

Jyster: He didn't tase her?
They must be slippin'


Wait until they serve the warrant for failure to appear.
 
2014-03-13 05:01:14 AM  

robohobo: blurr_grrl: And Michael Keaton  Kevin Conroy was is the No, the new guy, Henry Cavill, he's the best Batman.

 
2014-03-13 05:04:36 AM  
Surprised she didn't get off with just a warning (bat those eyes, girl).
 
2014-03-13 05:22:00 AM  
"My first DWB"
 
2014-03-13 05:24:45 AM  

Coming on a Bicycle: gfid: SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?

It's not a real ticket.  Maybe the article I read was full of shiat, but it made it sound like everyone involved had a good laugh.  (including her family)

It's still stupid though

Aren't those cars expensive?  How can they afford that when living in an apartment?

Not everyone chooses to live the same way, you know.


hardinparamedic: twat_waffle: hardinparamedic: Cup Check: This must be one of those "because Florida" things. Cops sound bored.

[memecrunch.com image 850x478]

That movie was crap. Val Kilmer was the only Batman worth watching.

7.5/10

I'm not trolling you. Sorry you can't face reality on this, Sir.

[www.aceshowbiz.com image 363x257]

Nipple-muscle Batman was FAR superior to this:

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 321x426]


You take that back, you, you, you unspeakaby awful person, you!  Adam West is the one true Batman, the Batman surpassing all others, now and for all time!  For all time!  (Kevin Conroy is also pretty much acceptable.)

/is suddenly five years old again, playing on the swingset in the backyard and singing the Batman theme
 
2014-03-13 05:43:35 AM  

Hoopy Frood: Jyster: He didn't tase her?
They must be slippin'

Wait until they serve the warrant for failure to appear.


Kicking in the door and shooting her dog.
 
2014-03-13 05:46:16 AM  
I find it adorable that she wants to pay the $4 fine.

Only Fark can be the sarcastic asshole to this cuteness, but... that's why I come here :P
 
2014-03-13 05:58:04 AM  

meow said the dog: Same cop does the planting of the drugs in she in 14 years.


I was thinking the same thing. In a dozen years or so she'll be pulled over for driving while black and then while reaching for her purse to get her ID will be shot 2 or three dozen times. The cops will then plant a gun and an ounce of weed on her.

Also, seeing a cop pulling over a little black girl only makes me think, "Wow, these guys keep getting more and more dickish every year."
 
2014-03-13 05:58:14 AM  

gfid: SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?

It's not a real ticket.  Maybe the article I read was full of shiat, but it made it sound like everyone involved had a good laugh.  (including her family)

It's still stupid though

Aren't those cars expensive?  How can they afford that when living in an apartment?


Perhaps a relative bought it for her? Or a family friend?
 
2014-03-13 05:58:27 AM  
Teach em early. Driving while black will always be a good enough cause to pull you over
 
2014-03-13 06:07:34 AM  

lindalouwho: gfid: SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?

It's not a real ticket.  Maybe the article I read was full of shiat, but it made it sound like everyone involved had a good laugh.  (including her family)

It's still stupid though

Aren't those cars expensive?  How can they afford that when living in an apartment?

Perhaps a relative bought it for her? Or a family friend?


Or perhaps they chose to live in an apartment so they can afford to buy stuff like that. Not everyone goes out and buys a house.
 
2014-03-13 06:08:43 AM  

Xanadone: Coming on a Bicycle: gfid: SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?

It's not a real ticket.  Maybe the article I read was full of shiat, but it made it sound like everyone involved had a good laugh.  (including her family)

It's still stupid though

Aren't those cars expensive?  How can they afford that when living in an apartment?

Not everyone chooses to live the same way, you know.

hardinparamedic: twat_waffle: hardinparamedic: Cup Check: This must be one of those "because Florida" things. Cops sound bored.

[memecrunch.com image 850x478]

That movie was crap. Val Kilmer was the only Batman worth watching.

7.5/10

I'm not trolling you. Sorry you can't face reality on this, Sir.

[www.aceshowbiz.com image 363x257]

Nipple-muscle Batman was FAR superior to this:

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 321x426]

You take that back, you, you, you unspeakaby awful person, you!  Adam West is the one true Batman, the Batman surpassing all others, now and for all time!  For all time!  (Kevin Conroy is also pretty much acceptable.)

/is suddenly five years old again, playing on the swingset in the backyard and singing the Batman theme


The TV series is finally coming out as a box set later this year!

/ten years old again
//also on backyard swingset
///crushin' on Robin
 
2014-03-13 07:28:14 AM  

hardinparamedic: strangeluck: At least you didn't say George Clooney, I would have to rip your TF tag off and beat you to death with it.

There never was a George Clooney Batman movie. Just like there never was a sequel made to the Matrix.


Correct.  No Highlander 2 either.  Didn't happen.
 
2014-03-13 07:32:51 AM  

hardinparamedic: strangeluck: At least you didn't say George Clooney, I would have to rip your TF tag off and beat you to death with it.

There never was a George Clooney Batman movie. Just like there never was a sequel made to the Matrix.


jessicawilkins.weebly.com
Tiananmen Square incident? What are you talking about?

gulfkannadiga.com
"Nanking? Never heard of the place"

www.lonelyplanet.com
"Poutine riots of 1914? Never heard of it"

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it, Harding. We may not like the ugly things from our past, but it should never be swept under the rug. We need to learn from it, lest something like that happen again.
 
2014-03-13 07:41:21 AM  
Is it not at all racist that the news reported this as her first taste of the law?
 
2014-03-13 07:46:55 AM  
Wow, some people really need to understand when someone is kidding.
 
2014-03-13 07:49:32 AM  

suebhoney: I find it adorable that she wants to pay the $4 fine.

Only Fark can be the sarcastic asshole to this cuteness, but... that's why I come here :P


Nothing says a good time like high school diplomas, steroids, muscle cars, armor, and firearms.
 
2014-03-13 08:01:49 AM  

lindalouwho: gfid: SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?

It's not a real ticket.  Maybe the article I read was full of shiat, but it made it sound like everyone involved had a good laugh.  (including her family)

It's still stupid though

Aren't those cars expensive?  How can they afford that when living in an apartment?

Perhaps a relative bought it for her? Or a family friend?


Brace yourselves.

Many people may be amazed to find that there are dozens, and possibly even hundreds of financially-stable people who live in apartments by choice.

www.lotustalk.com
 
2014-03-13 08:09:11 AM  

MechaPyx: lindalouwho: gfid: SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?

It's not a real ticket.  Maybe the article I read was full of shiat, but it made it sound like everyone involved had a good laugh.  (including her family)

It's still stupid though

Aren't those cars expensive?  How can they afford that when living in an apartment?

Perhaps a relative bought it for her? Or a family friend?

Or perhaps they chose to live in an apartment so they can afford to buy stuff like that. Not everyone goes out and buys a house.


Most of my tenants are retired on social security. Between medical bills and everything else, they live in apartments because its far cheaper then owning their own home. I live rent free being a land lord, consider this I was spending over $1600 a month on my previous house (electric, insurance, taxes). A house you eventually pay off and own, Apartments you won't, but you save a considerable amount of money - depending how nice you want the place. My apartments are only $500 a month, yeah they got their problems, but consider the average SSI check is around $900 a month, you can do the math.
 
2014-03-13 08:18:27 AM  

Pangea: lindalouwho: gfid: SevenizGud: So the fuzz think it lightens the mood to cost some girl $4?

It's not a real ticket.  Maybe the article I read was full of shiat, but it made it sound like everyone involved had a good laugh.  (including her family)

It's still stupid though

Aren't those cars expensive?  How can they afford that when living in an apartment?

Perhaps a relative bought it for her? Or a family friend?

Brace yourselves.

Many people may be amazed to find that there are dozens, and possibly even hundreds of financially-stable people who live in apartments by choice.


Yep, I'm one of them. Add in those who don't ever WANT to buy a house and those of us who have gotten rid of houses and you're into hundreds of thousands.
 
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