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(CNN)   China believes they have identified the wreckage of missing Malaysian plane at sea   (cnn.com) divider line 37
    More: Followup, Michael Goldfarb, Malaysia, Malaysia Airlines, Brooke Baldwin, Gulf of Thailand, Air France Flight 447, Conde Nast Traveler, flights  
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2014-03-12 08:39:55 PM  
7 votes:
Sure, but an hour later China will just want to find another plane.
2014-03-12 08:45:52 PM  
5 votes:
I once pinged a black box.
2014-03-12 08:59:01 PM  
3 votes:
if the chinese are wrong...then this is disorienting...
2014-03-12 08:42:46 PM  
3 votes:
Enhance... enhance... enhance... Yep- the tail section says 'Boing 778'- knock off.

Sent from my eyefone.
2014-03-12 08:37:13 PM  
3 votes:

GWSuperfan: MFAWG: They've known this since Monday?

I'm starting to think something is fishy.

Yeah, no state has EVER taken the time to make sure they knew what they were talking about before releasing information.


Indeed.

1.  China is not about to report something that they aren't relatively certain of.  Pride and "saving face" seems to be quite important in Asian cultures.
2.  Takes time to paw through raw data, obviously.
3.  My guess is that China already has ships there or en-route (reports are Malaysian authorities haven't even seen these photos before their public release).  The majority of passengers were Chinese nationals and Malaysia has come off as rather incompetent through all of this.  Maybe China is saying "Yeah, we got this.  Go be Malaysian somewhere else."
2014-03-12 10:56:50 PM  
2 votes:

grumpfuff: Fair enough, but it's not like China really had anything to gain by shooting the plane down. That's more along the lines of what I meant.


Maybe they found out the truth about the Chemtrail tanks on the aircraft? Did you ever think of th[++++CARRIER LOST++++]
2014-03-12 09:09:09 PM  
2 votes:
They shoulda went with the pro...
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2014-03-12 08:58:11 PM  
2 votes:

guywhore: ISO15693: guywhore: What part of a 777 would produce a piece of wreckage 79x72?

A part with both a body section and a wing section.

The sections are square in shape. That plane can't produce a 79'x72' square piece of wreckage


Origami
2014-03-12 08:49:51 PM  
2 votes:

uncleacid: I once pinged a black box.


everybody, everybody.
2014-03-12 08:48:08 PM  
2 votes:
wtf-film.com
2014-03-12 08:42:16 PM  
2 votes:
I assume they will quickly build a factory and offer us cut-rate versions of the debris  Except actual human debris, which they will hold long enough to determine whether any found near the body is worth more for.

/me, consider the Chins a bit greedy?   No, of course not.  As long as they are not in sole possession of something you desire above all other things.  then, of course, all bets are off.


"Chinese government very sorry about loss of your (whisper) 'ichiban' son".  Have discovered what are .999 certain to be remains.  Process was expensive.  $25000 US, if you do not tell the US government.  Then costs go up.  Oh, so much up.

/the Chinese are the Ferengi of this planet.
2014-03-12 08:41:57 PM  
2 votes:
Anayalator:
This PROVES it was an alien lightning bolt from a Muslim meteor.

What a Muslim meteor may look like:
upload.wikimedia.org
2014-03-12 08:41:20 PM  
2 votes:
So China, using their spy satellite, finds the tail section of the plane, and knew about it since Monday and didn't bother telling the entire planet until now. That's....Odd.

What's funny will be seeing how the American right-wing echochamber will spin this development as being Obama's fault somehow.
2014-03-12 08:33:27 PM  
2 votes:

MFAWG: They've known this since Monday?

I'm starting to think something is fishy.


yeah the crew and passengers

/fishy food that is
//gett'n chummy with the sharks
///yup go'n to hell
2014-03-13 07:01:30 AM  
1 votes:

Outlaw2097: if the chinese are wrong...then this is disorienting...



I sea what you did there.....
2014-03-13 12:17:45 AM  
1 votes:
Since it was a CNN report, I find it very suspicious that they didn't mention how many times the speed of light the plane was doing.  That could cause it to get blow'd up.  Get blow'd up real good.
2014-03-12 11:55:01 PM  
1 votes:
"We ain't found shiat!"

jeffryhesse.com
2014-03-12 11:49:23 PM  
1 votes:

mr intrepid: That being said, I hope they get some answers soon, for the families sake.


Sake is Japanese, not Chinese.
2014-03-12 11:29:30 PM  
1 votes:

skinink: I'm just waiting for the news that one of the people on the plane was traveling using the stolen passport of Amelia Earhart.


WTF does she have to do with any of this?

Everyone knows she was killed by the Nazis after her father gave her a drum kit for her birthday.
2014-03-12 10:14:55 PM  
1 votes:

TommyDeuce: uncleacid: I once pinged a black box.

One ping only?


Sees what you did there
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2014-03-12 09:50:15 PM  
1 votes:

uncleacid: I once pinged a black box.


i take it you never went back
2014-03-12 09:25:12 PM  
1 votes:

MyRandomName: They tracked their missile to where it also disappeared?


Yes, China shot down a plane that was about 2/3rds full of their own citizens.

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-03-12 09:11:00 PM  
1 votes:

GWSuperfan: MFAWG: They've known this since Monday?

I'm starting to think something is fishy.

Yeah, no state has EVER taken the time to make sure they knew what they were talking about before releasing information.


*insert Benghazi joke here*
2014-03-12 09:08:21 PM  
1 votes:

guywhore: LasersHurt: guywhore: ISO15693: guywhore: What part of a 777 would produce a piece of wreckage 79x72?

A part with both a body section and a wing section.

The sections are square in shape. That plane can't produce a 79'x72' square piece of wreckage

Where the hell do you get the idea that they are "square"? Because two dimensions were given?

I got the idea from reading the article asshat. I think it was the part that said they were fairly square and large.


A conde-naste editor said they were square. Your own eyes can tell you they are not.
2014-03-12 09:06:27 PM  
1 votes:

ISO15693: guywhore: ISO15693: guywhore: What part of a 777 would produce a piece of wreckage 79x72?

A part with both a body section and a wing section.

The sections are square in shape. That plane can't produce a 79'x72' square piece of wreckage

Square?


Do you people even read the articles. Yes square.
2014-03-12 09:04:25 PM  
1 votes:
we need to get there before the Chinese. Otherwise this tech will fall into their hands

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-03-12 08:56:03 PM  
1 votes:

uncleacid: I once pinged a black box.


/rimshot
//rimshot?
2014-03-12 08:46:38 PM  
1 votes:
Actually the NSA and CIA know exactly what happened to the plane but revealing this information would tip everyone off about a super secret spying operation.
2014-03-12 08:39:04 PM  
1 votes:

jtips: "The pilot replied "Okay, received, goodnight" when Malaysian air traffic controllers signed off and told the plane it was entering Vietnam's airspace. Vietnamese controllers say they never heard from the aircraft."

http://news.sky.com/story/1225034/missing-malaysia-plane-debris-imag es -released


It was morning. Why did he say goodnight? This PROVES it was an alien lightning bolt from a Muslim meteor.
2014-03-12 08:38:52 PM  
1 votes:
That's JUST what the grey communist aliens WANT you to think happened.
2014-03-12 08:37:57 PM  
1 votes:
I'm just waiting for the news that one of the people on the plane was traveling using the stolen passport of Amelia Earhart.
2014-03-12 08:37:20 PM  
1 votes:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: China planted some debris, took a lousy spy sat. picture of just so they can see how hig-res of an image the U.S. can produce.  They just want info on our spying capabilities.


...or it could be the pain killers talking


I want what you're on.
2014-03-12 08:32:53 PM  
1 votes:
China planted some debris, took a lousy spy sat. picture of just so they can see how hig-res of an image the U.S. can produce.  They just want info on our spying capabilities.


...or it could be the pain killers talking
2014-03-12 08:31:25 PM  
1 votes:
Time to figure out where we'll bury the survivors.
2014-03-12 08:29:36 PM  
1 votes:
They tracked their missile to where it also disappeared?
2014-03-12 08:25:47 PM  
1 votes:
Last line of article: "What is a transponder?"

Maybe you should have looked that up before you started writing an article about a missing airplane, CNN.
2014-03-12 08:21:08 PM  
1 votes:
Looks shopped
 
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