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2014-03-12 08:11:36 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Cerebral Ballsy: By the way, is there any way to tell how much man-on-man porn is being watched by straight women? Just wondering for a friend.

A LOT.  But it's mostly just one woman in Utah.


Leave my girlfriend's busybody Mormon mother out of this.
 
2014-03-12 08:11:38 PM  

loonatic112358: do the guys in gay male porn sound as stupid as the guys in straight porn?


It's Porn.. nobody is shakespearean trained, and no one is going for an Oscar. everyone sounds stupid regardless of genre.

And usually for porn, unless it's gay, nobody watches porn for the guys, so for a guy to really get into the porn industry, he needs to do gay porn before he can do straight.  and even then, the gay porn pays better for them anyways.

I used to be.. envolved.. in adult entertainment...

I'm not gay by the way, I'm just southern and enjoy the company of plump women.. I can understand the confusion
 
2014-03-12 08:12:14 PM  
Or the south is full of ignorant people who don't have the most recent security patches on their machines, thus are vulnerable to various nefarious issues. One of which may be that they are used as a proxy server unbeknownst to themselves. One of those seven proxies that douchecanoe is behind may be some redneck's unpatched XP machine.

I am kinda reaching here, but it's not unrealistic.

/From Nebraska
//Might as well be in the south.
 
2014-03-12 08:13:35 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: thornhill: I give it a week until some GOP State Rep or Senator in a red state introduces legislation to ban web porn in response to this.


They'll have to get in line behind the left-wing feminists in blue states.

As someone said above - politics makes strange bedfellows.


Thanks for the cliche.
 
2014-03-12 08:13:47 PM  

RickyWilliams'sBong: I didn't say support was as high as among whites and Latinos, dipstick.


Okay, but I responding to what you didn't say, dipstick.  :-)

You said "The whole "blacks and Latinos hate them qwrrrrrrrs just lahk us so they gon' vote frrrr us" thing is a delusion of southern Republicans "  (direct quote)

So I showed you were wrong.  That's all.
 
2014-03-12 08:15:53 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: RickyWilliams'sBong: I didn't say support was as high as among whites and Latinos, dipstick.

Okay, but I responding to what you didn't say, dipstick.  :-)

You said "The whole "blacks and Latinos hate them qwrrrrrrrs just lahk us so they gon' vote frrrr us" thing is a delusion of southern Republicans "  (direct quote)

So I showed you were wrong.  That's all.


Did you?  As I recall, Obama did pretty well among black and Latino voters.
 
2014-03-12 08:17:25 PM  

Kinetic King: I have a mental image of a couple of guys in bib overalls corn-holing each other behind the corn crib after drinking corn mash and set to the musical accompaniment of "Duelling Banjos".

/gonna squeal like a pig, boah
//better than the two gay Irishmen, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick


///corn
 
2014-03-12 08:17:26 PM  

Old Man Winter: How much of it is interracial gay porn? Does the Deep South still love BBC?


I've been told by friends that work at one of the local pron shops the more renk looking a woman or couple is the chance of them choosing a big black dildo goes up.
 
2014-03-12 08:19:36 PM  

Boojum2k: tinfoil-hat maggie: Cyberluddite: In fairness, the South includes both New Orleans and Key West, so that's gonna skew the numbers up a little bit.  Plus it includes Texas, and we all know that steers can't use computers, so that really ups the numbers for that state.

You forgot Atlanta.

You're in this thread, providing more reasons why I have you favorited as "one of the best."

Montgomery has had between one to three gay bars at any given time, but because they usually have better drinks and entertainment they get swamped by the local college kids of all orientations.

Elegy: As a southerner born and raised, I'm not going to pretend that Cletus and Clem are A-OK with teh ghays. But it's not as bad as you think it is: I've been to gay bars in towns that are so podunk they still talk about when they got their one and only streetlight 10 years ago. Gay bars do exist in the south, and they're damn near everywhere. But it's the sort of thing you would never know about unless someone local told you "oh, that's the local gay bar." Driving by there's usually no outward signage to indicate that its a gay bar - they usually look like any other shiathole bar in the south.

I've known country grandmothers who would hope one of their grandsons would be gay, because they thought them adorable. The same types who would go on about people burnin' in hell for various trivial reasons, but gay Bobbie was awesome in their book. Alabama is weird, and it's not always a bad weird. It very much is harder for a gay black man in the south, they don't get that same kind of  quasi-approval.


I recently posted about the elderly grandma I know who proudly showed me her grandson's wedding album. It shocked me. She thinks his husband is a sweetheart and is happy for them. Miss Bea is old school Georgia, very Southern Baptist, yet she got it. She loves her boy and is happy for him. I think Jesus would approve.
 
2014-03-12 08:22:25 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: tinfoil-hat maggie: Cyberluddite: In fairness, the South includes both New Orleans and Key West, so that's gonna skew the numbers up a little bit.  Plus it includes Texas, and we all know that steers can't use computers, so that really ups the numbers for that state.

You forgot Atlanta.

And Charllotte.

And Savanna

And Richmond.. hell.. the friggen Indian from the Village people lives here.

if you have a old, old southern town? chances are the place is run, under the covers, by the old society of life long confirmed bachelors of the old southern gentry.

there is a lot of gay society in the south that is well intrenched..  and they are the ones that are most likely celebrating the old antebellum showiness. and lemme tell ya.. them old queens know how to put on a good ole Bar-Be-Que


there is also a lot of backward Southern Baptist and  the like Christian Wannabe conservative jackasses that tend to scream loud and spread filth and hate despite what the good book tells them and the rest of trying to get them to simmer on down.

A very vocal minority that you will find all over the United States. mucking everything up for the rest of us as usual.


That's the truth the onetime mayor of a little po dunk town just east of Huntsville was a nice older Black gentleman who was an eligible bachelor who just who just happened to have a taste for lovely antiques.
 
2014-03-12 08:23:50 PM  

freetomato: I recently posted about the elderly grandma I know who proudly showed me her grandson's wedding album. It shocked me. She thinks his husband is a sweetheart and is happy for them. Miss Bea is old school Georgia, very Southern Baptist, yet she got it. She loves her boy and is happy for him. I think Jesus would approve


The percentage of pot smokers among Southern elderly is roughly equivalent to a California college campus, too. While there certainly is racism and occasional batshiat crazy derp down here, it's nothing at all like the stereotype outsiders have.
 
2014-03-12 08:27:27 PM  

Boojum2k: You're in this thread, providing more reasons why I have you favorited as "one of the best."

Montgomery has had between one to three gay bars at any given time, but because they usually have better drinks and entertainment they get swamped by the local college kids of all orientations.


First off blush, and I'm not worthy..: )

I was amazed Rome, GA has a gay bar. Oh and here the Veiux's dance floor is the best in town so a mixed crowd for sure when it's open and who doesn't love drag shows?
 
2014-03-12 08:27:33 PM  
New Orleans probably skews the results...
 
2014-03-12 08:33:00 PM  
blogs.census.gov

The numbers seem to correlate pretty well with this map.
 
2014-03-12 08:33:59 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: First off blush, and I'm not worthy..: )

Pshaw. You've always treated people on here as people, which is not all that common, you have good stories, and you're hilariously awesome when you post after having a drink. And you have a badass pic.

I was amazed Rome, GA has a gay bar. Oh and here the Veiux's dance floor is the best in town so a mixed crowd for sure when it's open and who doesn't love drag shows?

Pretty sure every city in Georgia has at least one, just from what I hear. Not all that familiar with them, know the ones here in Montgomery better. The owner of one previous one used to babysit me way back, before and while she transitioned, and has always been a good friend of the family. And let me in free more than once. :)
 
2014-03-12 08:34:01 PM  
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2014-03-12 08:34:26 PM  

RickyWilliams'sBong: Elegy: As a southerner born and raised, I'm not going to pretend that Cletus and Clem are A-OK with teh ghays. But it's not as bad as you think it is: I've been to gay bars in towns that are so podunk they still talk about when they got their one and only streetlight 10 years ago. Gay bars do exist in the south, and they're damn near everywhere. But it's the sort of thing you would never know about unless someone local told you "oh, that's the local gay bar." Driving by there's usually no outward signage to indicate that its a gay bar - they usually look like any other shiathole bar in the south.

OTOH, the phrase "down low" was coined among southern blacks for a reason: the blacks in the south tend to be very religious and last time I saw numbers on it it was something like 90% opposed gay marriage. There's also the whole rejection of the "white effeminent" gay identity among southern blacks that led to the creation of the down low culture, but there's a whole nother bag of chips. Being on the DL is about more than being closeted, though.

I'm guessing you haven't seen numbers on that in quite some time and don't interact with black folks much, because a majority support gay marriage according to most polls I've seen in the last couple years (particularly since Obama endorsed it).

The whole "blacks and Latinos hate them qwrrrrrrrs just lahk us so they gon' vote frrrr us" thing is a delusion of southern Republicans.


You're pretty delusional.

Black men are still the majority group demographically that oppose gay marriage. At 53% opposition, they're only slightly ahead of conservatives as a whole (65% oppose).

Yes, acceptance has improved in the black community.

Yes, Obama has helped that. But guess what: Obama isn't a magic negro that can change the mind of every black person in america on a whim. The south has the highest percentage of fundamentalist black churches (primitive baptists anyone?) and black churchgoers. The southern black population is insanely conservative when it comes to religious issues.

Just because Obama is for gay marriage doesn't mean the entire black population of America is suddenly for gay marriage.

The numbers I cited are for national figures, where the urban black population outnumber the rural. I'm betting if I can find numbers for the south, there will still be strong (>60%) opposition in among southern blacks.
 
2014-03-12 08:34:37 PM  
tinfoil-hat maggie:
I've been told by friends that work at one of the local pron shops the more renk looking a woman or couple is the chance of them choosing a big black dildo goes up.

I always figured black dildos were chosen for a reason similar to black cars or anything else that uhh... collects dirt and detritus. The dark color would better hide stains and warping.
 
2014-03-12 08:34:48 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Boojum2k: You're in this thread, providing more reasons why I have you favorited as "one of the best."

Montgomery has had between one to three gay bars at any given time, but because they usually have better drinks and entertainment they get swamped by the local college kids of all orientations.

First off blush, and I'm not worthy..: )

I was amazed Rome, GA has a gay bar. Oh and here the Veiux's dance floor is the best in town so a mixed crowd for sure when it's open and who doesn't love drag shows?


I've gotten some really good make-up tips from drag queens here in Columbus. If I wasn't drunk out of my mind during drag shows, I'd probably write down notes.
 
2014-03-12 08:36:56 PM  

freetomato: I recently posted about the elderly grandma I know who proudly showed me her grandson's wedding album. It shocked me. She thinks his husband is a sweetheart and is happy for them. Miss Bea is old school Georgia, very Southern Baptist, yet she got it. She loves her boy and is happy for him. I think Jesus would approve.


I've been to extended family gatherings in Georgia some of them still have McCain/Palin stickers on their bumpers of cars, but all of them were accepting and okay with me and my transition. I thought I would have to give them up but nope.
 
2014-03-12 08:37:15 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Boojum2k: You're in this thread, providing more reasons why I have you favorited as "one of the best."

Montgomery has had between one to three gay bars at any given time, but because they usually have better drinks and entertainment they get swamped by the local college kids of all orientations.

First off blush, and I'm not worthy..: )

I was amazed Rome, GA has a gay bar. Oh and here the Veiux's dance floor is the best in town so a mixed crowd for sure when it's open and who doesn't love drag shows?



Rome is next door to Athens, and both are out side or Atlanta, and that whole area gave birth the REM and the B-52's...

No surprise to me there
 
2014-03-12 08:48:22 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: tinfoil-hat maggie: Boojum2k: You're in this thread, providing more reasons why I have you favorited as "one of the best."

Montgomery has had between one to three gay bars at any given time, but because they usually have better drinks and entertainment they get swamped by the local college kids of all orientations.

First off blush, and I'm not worthy..: )

I was amazed Rome, GA has a gay bar. Oh and here the Veiux's dance floor is the best in town so a mixed crowd for sure when it's open and who doesn't love drag shows?


Rome is next door to Athens, and both are out side or Atlanta, and that whole area gave birth the REM and the B-52's...

No surprise to me there


Rome is in northwest Georgia but only about an hour from Atlanta and I've heard talk of extending MARTA that far.
 
2014-03-12 08:52:05 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Cerebral Knievel: tinfoil-hat maggie: Boojum2k: You're in this thread, providing more reasons why I have you favorited as "one of the best."

Montgomery has had between one to three gay bars at any given time, but because they usually have better drinks and entertainment they get swamped by the local college kids of all orientations.

First off blush, and I'm not worthy..: )

I was amazed Rome, GA has a gay bar. Oh and here the Veiux's dance floor is the best in town so a mixed crowd for sure when it's open and who doesn't love drag shows?


Rome is next door to Athens, and both are out side or Atlanta, and that whole area gave birth the REM and the B-52's...

No surprise to me there

Rome is in northwest Georgia but only about an hour from Atlanta and I've heard talk of extending MARTA that far.


Athens to the south, Rome to the north, Atlanta in the middle right? if yer that close to a city like Atlanta? yer a suburb of that big city... hell, a great deal of us here in Richmond consider ourselves a suburb of Washington DC for good reason. and we are about an hour and a half. two hours away. and, yes,, there is talk of extending the light metro rail down this far as well.
 
2014-03-12 08:54:37 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: freetomato: I recently posted about the elderly grandma I know who proudly showed me her grandson's wedding album. It shocked me. She thinks his husband is a sweetheart and is happy for them. Miss Bea is old school Georgia, very Southern Baptist, yet she got it. She loves her boy and is happy for him. I think Jesus would approve.

I've been to extended family gatherings in Georgia some of them still have McCain/Palin stickers on their bumpers of cars, but all of them were accepting and okay with me and my transition. I thought I would have to give them up but nope.


That is happy news. I have a lesbian sister. She didn't decide to rebel and wave a gay rebel flag. She is as God made her, and we love her because she is just Jules.

I can't fathom conditional love.
 
2014-03-12 09:00:25 PM  
That's just because they're behind. Shemale pr0n is where it's at now.
 
2014-03-12 09:03:09 PM  
Oh, double dukes!
 
2014-03-12 09:03:30 PM  
Because incest porn is illegal.
 
2014-03-12 09:04:15 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: Athens to the south, Rome to the north, Atlanta in the middle right? if yer that close to a city like Atlanta? yer a suburb of that big city... hell, a great deal of us here in Richmond consider ourselves a suburb of Washington DC for good reason. and we are about an hour and a half. two hours away. and, yes,, there is talk of extending the light metro rail down this far as well.


Yep, Athens is South east Romes Northwest . It takes me about 31/2 hours from Huntsville to Rome where my parents have a place south out there and 1 hour of insanity on I 75 and 285 to get to the places I go in Atlanta.
 
2014-03-12 09:07:59 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Athens


We should have a drink at the 40 Watt sometime.  I'll buy.

-central GA resident
 
2014-03-12 09:08:04 PM  
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2014-03-12 09:09:47 PM  

freetomato: tinfoil-hat maggie: freetomato: I recently posted about the elderly grandma I know who proudly showed me her grandson's wedding album. It shocked me. She thinks his husband is a sweetheart and is happy for them. Miss Bea is old school Georgia, very Southern Baptist, yet she got it. She loves her boy and is happy for him. I think Jesus would approve.

I've been to extended family gatherings in Georgia some of them still have McCain/Palin stickers on their bumpers of cars, but all of them were accepting and okay with me and my transition. I thought I would have to give them up but nope.

That is happy news. I have a lesbian sister. She didn't decide to rebel and wave a gay rebel flag. She is as God made her, and we love her because she is just Jules.

I can't fathom conditional love.


I know it. I hate that I missed things like both grandmothers funerals and well my clan is a prolific bunch so lots of kid's but they weren't that badly behaved but I don'rt really know how to deal with children, really.
 
2014-03-12 09:11:36 PM  

Paris1127: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x367]
What, is the Delmarva Peninsula no longer part of the United States? And where are Alaska and Hawaii? Did the District of Columbia not warrant a number? (then again Congress would probably skew the numbers for DC...)


Shhh! Alaska doesn't know about the Internet yet, and Hawaii only gets dial-up.
 
2014-03-12 09:12:10 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: tinfoil-hat maggie: Athens

We should have a drink at the 40 Watt sometime.  I'll buy.

-central GA resident


Wheres that at? I'm gonna be in Atlanta on the 28th of this month.
 
2014-03-12 09:16:35 PM  
The south has always seemed like a pretty gay place.
 
2014-03-12 09:19:42 PM  
 
2014-03-12 09:22:56 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Paris1127: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x367]
What, is the Delmarva Peninsula no longer part of the United States? And where are Alaska and Hawaii? Did the District of Columbia not warrant a number? (then again Congress would probably skew the numbers for DC...)

Shhh! Alaska doesn't know about the Internet yet, and Hawaii only gets dial-up.


Hell.. I go to the DelMarVa to get away from it all.  it's getting better all the time especially since Wallops island has picked up a lot of slack since Cape Canaveral has scaled down operations. ISS restocking missions are now flying out of Wallops, next shipment is in May and I can actually see the launches, very faintly mind you, from my house in Richmond some four hours away to the west.


but yeah, the original comment  made me look and there is the wee little DelMarVa, looking all cold, gray and useless like... North Americas appendix or something.. which is fitting, considering it's down river from DC..
 
2014-03-12 09:25:49 PM  
It's probably because there are more black people in the South. I mean, there's rednecks in the West and Midwest---why else would the number be skewed in the South?
 
2014-03-12 09:25:50 PM  

Pattuq: The south has always seemed like a pretty gay place.


It's like The Flintstones, primitive looking with all the modern conveniences, and you'll have a gay old time!
 
2014-03-12 09:26:00 PM  

jaylectricity: I'm going to suppose it's because gays in the south have to get their action on the downlow, not that there are more gays there.


That is a likely supposition. I recall that when they do international versions of that kind of list there are often huge numbers for a particular ethnic group's historical enemy.
 
2014-03-12 09:27:44 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wheres that at?

http://www.40watt.com/


That might be doable. Hmmm.
 
2014-03-12 09:37:08 PM  

proteus_b: It's probably because there are more black people in the South. I mean, there's rednecks in the West and Midwest---why else would the number be skewed in the South?



now now.. look at Pennsylvania... nice, solidly NORTHERN stat right? well.. on one side you got Philly, and on the other you gots Pittsburg, and everywhere in between you have Kentucky.. Pennsyltucky as we call it.. Home of the PA Ductch and the  Amish who get a pass for incest and cult like behavior second only to the FLDS of the mid-west because they make a good pies or something...
 
2014-03-12 09:37:16 PM  

RickyWilliams'sBong: ThrobblefootSpectre: RickyWilliams'sBong: I didn't say support was as high as among whites and Latinos, dipstick.

Okay, but I responding to what you didn't say, dipstick.  :-)

You said "The whole "blacks and Latinos hate them qwrrrrrrrs just lahk us so they gon' vote frrrr us" thing is a delusion of southern Republicans "  (direct quote)

So I showed you were wrong.  That's all.

Did you?  As I recall, Obama did pretty well among black and Latino voters.


Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. OBAMA IS GAY?
 
2014-03-12 09:41:39 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: cult like behavior second only to the FLDS of the mid-west because they make a good pies or something...


And furniture. Don't forget about the furniture. Think about all the weird sex furniture that they DON'T show us, eh???
 
2014-03-12 09:44:24 PM  

proteus_b: Cerebral Knievel: cult like behavior second only to the FLDS of the mid-west because they make a good pies or something...

And furniture. Don't forget about the furniture. Think about all the weird sex furniture that they DON'T show us, eh???


I know right!? freak ass shakers.. like some kind of giant cult built on cockholding. no wonder they died out.
 
2014-03-12 09:45:30 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: proteus_b: It's probably because there are more black people in the South. I mean, there's rednecks in the West and Midwest---why else would the number be skewed in the South?


now now.. look at Pennsylvania... nice, solidly NORTHERN stat right? well.. on one side you got Philly, and on the other you gots Pittsburg, and everywhere in between you have Kentucky.. Pennsyltucky as we call it.. Home of the PA Ductch and the  Amish who get a pass for incest and cult like behavior second only to the FLDS of the mid-west because they make a good pies or something...


I did not know that but yea idiot raciest bigots live in every state and the more rural the more they fly the rebel flag or put up a sign to tell you what kind of firearm the house is defended by.

/You know simple people, people of the land...
 
2014-03-12 09:47:21 PM  

optikeye: I"m from the South and I find Deliverance pretty offensive.

Really, the red-necks decided to fark Ned Beatty, over a tried up young Jon Voight.

At that point it just lost all credibility and realism to me.


More cushion for the pushin'
 
2014-03-12 09:49:49 PM  
We're supposed to celebrate this right?  The tone of the headline suggests that the fact that the south enjoys more gay porn is some kind of liability.  like gay porn is bad or something.
 
2014-03-12 09:50:01 PM  

loonatic112358: do the guys in gay male porn sound as stupid as the guys in straight porn?


Not that I've ever seen porn of any kind, but I can imagine a lot of guys in straight porn talk way too much and ruin it for those who are watching (not me, obviously)....

We (I mean, "other people") are not there for you, tribal tattoo dude.....
 
2014-03-12 09:53:36 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Cerebral Knievel: tinfoil-hat maggie: Cyberluddite: In fairness, the South includes both New Orleans and Key West, so that's gonna skew the numbers up a little bit.  Plus it includes Texas, and we all know that steers can't use computers, so that really ups the numbers for that state.

You forgot Atlanta.

And Charllotte.

And Savanna

And Richmond.. hell.. the friggen Indian from the Village people lives here.

if you have a old, old southern town? chances are the place is run, under the covers, by the old society of life long confirmed bachelors of the old southern gentry.

there is a lot of gay society in the south that is well intrenched..  and they are the ones that are most likely celebrating the old antebellum showiness. and lemme tell ya.. them old queens know how to put on a good ole Bar-Be-Que


there is also a lot of backward Southern Baptist and  the like Christian Wannabe conservative jackasses that tend to scream loud and spread filth and hate despite what the good book tells them and the rest of trying to get them to simmer on down.

A very vocal minority that you will find all over the United States. mucking everything up for the rest of us as usual.

That's the truth the onetime mayor of a little po dunk town just east of Huntsville was a nice older Black gentleman who was an eligible bachelor who just who just happened to have a taste for lovely antiques.


Chattanooga has two gay bars. Well, one gay and one gay friendly.
I was on a date with my soon to be wife the only time I was ever hit on by a gay guy. It was at the gay friendly bar and was actually a couple hitting on me.
 
2014-03-12 09:55:09 PM  

optikeye: I"m from the South and I find Deliverance pretty offensive.

Really, the red-necks decided to fark Ned Beatty, over a tried up young Jon Voight.

At that point it just lost all credibility and realism to me.


Yeah I'm not even gay and if you like made me pick I'd take young Jon Voight over Ned Farking Beatty.
 
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