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2014-03-12 06:47:22 PM

jaylectricity: I'm going to suppose it's because gays in the south have to get their action on the downlow, not that there are more gays there.


You sound like a homophobic gay denier!!!11eleventyone
 
2014-03-12 06:48:13 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Well, I'm stunned. I gotta lie down.
 
2014-03-12 06:48:15 PM

tlars699: YAOI- man on man porn usually made for women's enjoyment
YURI- Woman on woman porn usually made for men's enjoyment

Both are Gay porn. I didn't read the article, but something here tells me that there's a bunch of red-blooded heteros who are watching the opposite sex be gay for the titillation of the thought that they may one day be invited to such a gathering.


I know a lot of women who watch online porn, not a single one has mentioned watching man on man porn

/just sayin'
 
2014-03-12 06:50:25 PM

jaylectricity: I'm going to suppose it's because gays blacks in the south have to get their action on the downlow, not that there are more gays there.


Fixed for accuracy.

As a southerner born and raised, I'm not going to pretend that Cletus and Clem are A-OK with teh ghays. But it's not as bad as you think it is: I've been to gay bars in towns that are so podunk they still talk about when they got their one and only streetlight 10 years ago. Gay bars do exist in the south, and they're damn near everywhere. But it's the sort of thing you would never know about unless someone local told you "oh, that's the local gay bar." Driving by there's usually no outward signage to indicate that its a gay bar - they usually look like any other shiathole bar in the south.

OTOH, the phrase "down low" was coined among southern blacks for a reason: the blacks in the south tend to be very religious and last time I saw numbers on it it was something like 90% opposed gay marriage. There's also the whole rejection of the "white effeminent" gay identity among southern blacks that led to the creation of the down low culture, but there's a whole nother bag of chips. Being on the DL is about more than being closeted, though.
 
2014-03-12 06:51:10 PM

Charlie Crews' Zen Master: freetomato: I know a few women that like gay solo porn (me included). Those guys are smokin' hot.

That's not gay porn then. That's just a guy on camera. That's no more gay than a woman masturbating would be considered lesbian.

...or am I missing something?


It's on the gay youporn channel....so the men are much better looking. Straight guys on the straight channel are pudgy and weird and have little Johnsons.
 
2014-03-12 06:54:40 PM

Oldiron_79: Am I in before Deliverence Hillbillies?


Yep, but I'm right behind you.
 
2014-03-12 06:55:00 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: We got more blacks, more Mexicans, and more gays than our northern counterparts, but we're the ones that need to work on diversity. Right


It's not how many you have, it's how you treat them.
 
2014-03-12 06:59:25 PM
Blanche...Blanche DuBoi.  It means 'The White Wood'.
 
2014-03-12 07:00:24 PM
keep you friends close.  keep your enemies closer.  like in your butt closer, apparently.
 
2014-03-12 07:00:26 PM

freetomato: Charlie Crews' Zen Master: freetomato: I know a few women that like gay solo porn (me included). Those guys are smokin' hot.

That's not gay porn then. That's just a guy on camera. That's no more gay than a woman masturbating would be considered lesbian.

...or am I missing something?

It's on the gay youporn channel....so the men are much better looking. Straight guys on the straight channel are pudgy and weird and have little Johnsons.


Straight male porn people are really ugly generally I like watch male on male porn every now and then, and the majority of lesbian porn is total ick. Silcon/plastic barbie dolls yuck.
 
2014-03-12 07:00:38 PM
Gotta love Dave Attel's take on gay porn:

"Yeah, I watch gay porn, it's like two dudes showed up for a straight porn and got bored waiting for the girl to arrive."
 
2014-03-12 07:01:05 PM
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2014-03-12 07:02:08 PM
I wonder if the American South can give Pakistan a run for its money in the number of hits on gay porn?
 
2014-03-12 07:02:58 PM
But seriously, have they no beaches on the Gulf coast?
 
2014-03-12 07:05:05 PM

Prey4reign: Looky Clem.  Them thar damned Yankees is playin' leapfrog again.


Have you ever seen what happens when a person laughs out loud when a sneeze is just starting?

I assure you, it is not pretty.

/ouchie
//messy
 
2014-03-12 07:06:29 PM

lindalouwho: Prey4reign: Looky Clem.  Them thar damned Yankees is playin' leapfrog again.

Have you ever seen what happens when a person laughs out loud when a sneeze is just starting?

I assure you, it is not pretty.

/ouchie
//messy


Better pop your eyeballs back in.
 
2014-03-12 07:07:36 PM
i30.photobucket.com
What's goin' on in this here thread?
 
2014-03-12 07:08:37 PM
How much of it is interracial gay porn? Does the Deep South still love BBC?
 
2014-03-12 07:08:47 PM
Maybe they just want to see dicks in Dixie.

/sorry
 
2014-03-12 07:09:29 PM

optikeye: unyon: Prey4reign: Looky Clem.  Them thar damned Yankees is playin' leapfrog again.

They's not very good at it, they keep gettin' stuck.

HAHAHA!


OMFG!

/I was prepared this time
 
2014-03-12 07:12:40 PM

Weatherkiss: lindalouwho: Prey4reign: Looky Clem.  Them thar damned Yankees is playin' leapfrog again.

Have you ever seen what happens when a person laughs out loud when a sneeze is just starting?

I assure you, it is not pretty.

/ouchie
//messy

Better pop your eyeballs back in.


how....do I get the snot off of them? :-(
 
2014-03-12 07:16:11 PM
Lord Schtupp: [www.cinesportstalk.com image 480x360]

You sure got a real purdy mouf
 
2014-03-12 07:17:12 PM

lindalouwho: Weatherkiss: lindalouwho: Prey4reign: Looky Clem.  Them thar damned Yankees is playin' leapfrog again.

Have you ever seen what happens when a person laughs out loud when a sneeze is just starting?

I assure you, it is not pretty.

/ouchie
//messy

Better pop your eyeballs back in.

how....do I get the snot off of them? :-(


Vaccuum hose?
 
2014-03-12 07:20:42 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Cyberluddite: In fairness, the South includes both New Orleans and Key West, so that's gonna skew the numbers up a little bit.  Plus it includes Texas, and we all know that steers can't use computers, so that really ups the numbers for that state.

You forgot Atlanta.


And Charllotte.

And Savanna

And Richmond.. hell.. the friggen Indian from the Village people lives here.

if you have a old, old southern town? chances are the place is run, under the covers, by the old society of life long confirmed bachelors of the old southern gentry.


there is a lot of gay society in the south that is well intrenched..  and they are the ones that are most likely celebrating the old antebellum showiness. and lemme tell ya.. them old queens know how to put on a good ole Bar-Be-Que


there is also a lot of backward Southern Baptist and  the like Christian Wannabe conservative jackasses that tend to scream loud and spread filth and hate despite what the good book tells them and the rest of trying to get them to simmer on down.

A very vocal minority that you will find all over the United States. mucking everything up for the rest of us as usual.
 
2014-03-12 07:24:24 PM

Weatherkiss: lindalouwho: Weatherkiss: lindalouwho: Prey4reign: Looky Clem.  Them thar damned Yankees is playin' leapfrog again.

Have you ever seen what happens when a person laughs out loud when a sneeze is just starting?

I assure you, it is not pretty.

/ouchie
//messy

Better pop your eyeballs back in.

how....do I get the snot off of them? :-(

Vaccuum hose?


So THAT'S what that little attachment is for!
 
2014-03-12 07:24:57 PM

GRCooper: tlars699: YAOI- man on man porn usually made for women's enjoyment
YURI- Woman on woman porn usually made for men's enjoyment

Both are Gay porn. I didn't read the article, but something here tells me that there's a bunch of red-blooded heteros who are watching the opposite sex be gay for the titillation of the thought that they may one day be invited to such a gathering.


I know a lot of women who watch online porn, not a single one has mentioned watching man on man porn

/just sayin'


Of the women I have discussed it with many of them find man on man porn to be, shall we say, a definite turnoff (rather than just being uninterested).  At least one such woman, a bartender, was openly gay with a hot girlfriend.  Go figure.
 
2014-03-12 07:25:08 PM

Elegy: As a southerner born and raised, I'm not going to pretend that Cletus and Clem are A-OK with teh ghays. But it's not as bad as you think it is: I've been to gay bars in towns that are so podunk they still talk about when they got their one and only streetlight 10 years ago. Gay bars do exist in the south, and they're damn near everywhere. But it's the sort of thing you would never know about unless someone local told you "oh, that's the local gay bar." Driving by there's usually no outward signage to indicate that its a gay bar - they usually look like any other shiathole bar in the south.

OTOH, the phrase "down low" was coined among southern blacks for a reason: the blacks in the south tend to be very religious and last time I saw numbers on it it was something like 90% opposed gay marriage. There's also the whole rejection of the "white effeminent" gay identity among southern blacks that led to the creation of the down low culture, but there's a whole nother bag of chips. Being on the DL is about more than being closeted, though.


I'm guessing you haven't seen numbers on that in quite some time and don't interact with black folks much, because a majority support gay marriage according to most polls I've seen in the last couple years (particularly since Obama endorsed it).

The whole "blacks and Latinos hate them qwrrrrrrrs just lahk us so they gon' vote frrrr us" thing is a delusion of southern Republicans.
 
2014-03-12 07:30:34 PM

jaylectricity: I'm going to suppose it's because gays in the south have to get their action on the downlow, not that there are more gays there.


BS. Sumter SC has the highest per capita african-american homosexual community in the entire US.
 
2014-03-12 07:34:05 PM

Cerebral Knievel: tinfoil-hat maggie: Cyberluddite: In fairness, the South includes both New Orleans and Key West, so that's gonna skew the numbers up a little bit.  Plus it includes Texas, and we all know that steers can't use computers, so that really ups the numbers for that state.

You forgot Atlanta.

And Charllotte.

And Savanna

And Richmond.. hell.. the friggen Indian from the Village people lives here.

if you have a old, old southern town? chances are the place is run, under the covers, by the old society of life long confirmed bachelors of the old southern gentry.

there is a lot of gay society in the south that is well intrenched..  and they are the ones that are most likely celebrating the old antebellum showiness. and lemme tell ya.. them old queens know how to put on a good ole Bar-Be-Que


there is also a lot of backward Southern Baptist and  the like Christian Wannabe conservative jackasses that tend to scream loud and spread filth and hate despite what the good book tells them and the rest of trying to get them to simmer on down.

A very vocal minority that you will find all over the United States. mucking everything up for the rest of us as usual.


What he said.

My folks are old, white, conservative, church going folks, who love to have their gay-couple friends over for dinner.
 
2014-03-12 07:35:26 PM

RickyWilliams'sBong: Elegy: As a southerner born and raised, I'm not going to pretend that Cletus and Clem are A-OK with teh ghays. But it's not as bad as you think it is: I've been to gay bars in towns that are so podunk they still talk about when they got their one and only streetlight 10 years ago. Gay bars do exist in the south, and they're damn near everywhere. But it's the sort of thing you would never know about unless someone local told you "oh, that's the local gay bar." Driving by there's usually no outward signage to indicate that its a gay bar - they usually look like any other shiathole bar in the south.

OTOH, the phrase "down low" was coined among southern blacks for a reason: the blacks in the south tend to be very religious and last time I saw numbers on it it was something like 90% opposed gay marriage. There's also the whole rejection of the "white effeminent" gay identity among southern blacks that led to the creation of the down low culture, but there's a whole nother bag of chips. Being on the DL is about more than being closeted, though.

I'm guessing you haven't seen numbers on that in quite some time and don't interact with black folks much, because a majority support gay marriage according to most polls I've seen in the last couple years (particularly since Obama endorsed it).

The whole "blacks and Latinos hate them qwrrrrrrrs just lahk us so they gon' vote frrrr us" thing is a delusion of southern Republicans.


Politics makes strange bedfellows. Pretending that the huge chunk of black folks in the "no homo, pause " culture aren't some of most homophobic people in the U.S. is a blatant lie.
 
2014-03-12 07:36:12 PM
That is statistical noise, not really much of a result
 
2014-03-12 07:36:56 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Cyberluddite: In fairness, the South includes both New Orleans and Key West, so that's gonna skew the numbers up a little bit.  Plus it includes Texas, and we all know that steers can't use computers, so that really ups the numbers for that state.

You forgot Atlanta.


And Houston, for farks sake
 
2014-03-12 07:38:19 PM

RickyWilliams'sBong: The whole "blacks and Latinos hate them qwrrrrrrrs just lahk us so they gon' vote frrrr us" thing is a delusion of southern Republicans.


Are you sure?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/06/AR20 08 110603880.html
 
2014-03-12 07:38:55 PM
RickyWilliams'sBong:
I'm guessing you haven't seen numbers on that in quite some time and don't interact with black folks much, because a majority support gay marriage according to most polls I've seen in the last couple years (particularly since Obama endorsed it).

The whole "blacks and Latinos hate them qwrrrrrrrs just lahk us so they gon' vote frrrr us" thing is a delusion of southern Republicans.


Source?
 
2014-03-12 07:40:12 PM
More religion will certainly fix this.
 
2014-03-12 07:41:40 PM
By the way, is there any way to tell how much man-on-man porn is being watched by straight women? Just wondering for a friend.
 
2014-03-12 07:44:04 PM

Jeng: Are you sure?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/06/AR20 08 110603880.html


Yes.

wellreadneck: Politics makes strange bedfellows. Pretending that the huge chunk of black folks in the "no homo, pause " culture aren't some of most homophobic people in the U.S. is a blatant lie.


Back it up with data, Cletus.
 
2014-03-12 07:49:14 PM

RickyWilliams'sBong: The whole "blacks and Latinos hate them qwrrrrrrrs just lahk us so they gon' vote frrrr us" thing is a delusion of southern Republicans.


Hmm.  No.  According to nationwide polls, blacks oppose gay marriage at a significantly higher percentage than whites or latinos.   Here was Nov 2012 - washington post.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/polling/postabc-poll-support- ma rijuana-gay-marriage/2012/11/14/b7fc4c3c-2e51-11e2-b631-2aad9d9c73ac_p age.html

Click on individual questions to see respondent breakdown by race.

BTW - I like how you have to mock how you imagine some people talk, while pretending to be open minded.
 
2014-03-12 07:54:51 PM

RickyWilliams'sBong: Jeng: Are you sure?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/06/AR20 08 110603880.html

Yes.

wellreadneck: Politics makes strange bedfellows. Pretending that the huge chunk of black folks in the "no homo, pause " culture aren't some of most homophobic people in the U.S. is a blatant lie.

Back it up with data, Cletus.


Knowing which side your bread is buttered on doesn't make you any less homophobic, Tyrone.
 
2014-03-12 07:56:08 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: By the way, is there any way to tell how much man-on-man porn is being watched by straight women? Just wondering for a friend.


A LOT.  But it's mostly just one woman in Utah.
 
2014-03-12 07:57:36 PM
I"m from the South and I find Deliverance pretty offensive.

Really, the red-necks decided to fark Ned Beatty, over a tried up young Jon Voight.

At that point it just lost all credibility and realism to me.
 
2014-03-12 07:58:36 PM
I give it a week until some GOP State Rep or Senator in a red state introduces legislation to ban web porn in response to this.
 
2014-03-12 08:01:50 PM
do the guys in gay male porn sound as stupid as the guys in straight porn?
 
2014-03-12 08:02:29 PM

thornhill: I give it a week until some GOP State Rep or Senator in a red state introduces legislation to ban web porn in response to this.



They'll have to get in line behind the left-wing feminists in blue states.

As someone said above - politics makes strange bedfellows.
 
2014-03-12 08:05:06 PM
RickyWilliams'sBong:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/06/AR20 08 110603880.html

Yes.


Interesting. I'm still having difficulty believing in such a rapid change, among all Americans. I just can't understand it. Are people really that fickle?
Damn. I guess the newly-minted rich gay guys from the internet boom really did have the power.
 
2014-03-12 08:07:02 PM

loonatic112358: do the guys in gay male porn sound as stupid as the guys in straight porn?


All men sound stupid in porn.

/hell most of the women do too
 
2014-03-12 08:07:37 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Hmm.  No.  According to nationwide polls, blacks oppose gay marriage at a significantly higher percentage than whites or latinos.   Here was Nov 2012 - washington post.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/polling/postabc-poll-support- ma rijuana-gay-marriage/2012/11/14/b7fc4c3c-2e51-11e2-b631-2aad9d9c73ac_p age.html

Click on individual questions to see respondent breakdown by race.

BTW - I like how you have to mock how you imagine some people talk, while pretending to be open minded.


I didn't say support was as high as among whites and Latinos, dipstick.  I said Jessup's claim above, that 90% of blacks opposed it, was horseshiat, and that most polls in recent years suggested majority support.

You provide a single poll that says otherwise.  That's a bit like saying, "Romney's going to win because the Tardbillistani Group/Fox poll says so."  Yay, reading comprehension.

And I don't have to mock them.  I merely enjoy it.
 
2014-03-12 08:10:02 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Cyberluddite: In fairness, the South includes both New Orleans and Key West, so that's gonna skew the numbers up a little bit.  Plus it includes Texas, and we all know that steers can't use computers, so that really ups the numbers for that state.

You forgot Atlanta.


You're in this thread, providing more reasons why I have you favorited as "one of the best."

Montgomery has had between one to three gay bars at any given time, but because they usually have better drinks and entertainment they get swamped by the local college kids of all orientations.

Elegy: As a southerner born and raised, I'm not going to pretend that Cletus and Clem are A-OK with teh ghays. But it's not as bad as you think it is: I've been to gay bars in towns that are so podunk they still talk about when they got their one and only streetlight 10 years ago. Gay bars do exist in the south, and they're damn near everywhere. But it's the sort of thing you would never know about unless someone local told you "oh, that's the local gay bar." Driving by there's usually no outward signage to indicate that its a gay bar - they usually look like any other shiathole bar in the south.


I've known country grandmothers who would hope one of their grandsons would be gay, because they thought them adorable. The same types who would go on about people burnin' in hell for various trivial reasons, but gay Bobbie was awesome in their book. Alabama is weird, and it's not always a bad weird. It very much is harder for a gay black man in the south, they don't get that same kind of  quasi-approval.
 
2014-03-12 08:10:41 PM

optikeye: I"m from the South and I find Deliverance pretty offensive.

Really, the red-necks decided to fark Ned Beatty, over a tried up young Jon Voight.

At that point it just lost all credibility and realism to me.


They didn't want to fark a human. So who looked more like a pig?
 
2014-03-12 08:11:06 PM

God-is-a-Taco: RickyWilliams'sBong:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/06/AR20 08 110603880.html

Yes.

Interesting. I'm still having difficulty believing in such a rapid change, among all Americans. I just can't understand it. Are people really that fickle?
Damn. I guess the newly-minted rich gay guys from the internet boom really did have the power.


Yes, they are.  Same-sex marriage, pot, wars, whatever.  If you get into polling, one thing that becomes clear is that people can turn on a dime.
 
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