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(Buzzfeed)   According to PornHub the South watches more gay porn than anyone else. NTTAWWT, y'all   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 193
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2014-03-12 05:12:30 PM  
Looky Clem.  Them thar damned Yankees is playin' leapfrog again.
 
2014-03-12 05:12:54 PM  
I'm going to suppose it's because gays in the south have to get their action on the downlow, not that there are more gays there.
 
2014-03-12 05:15:21 PM  

Prey4reign: Looky Clem.  Them thar damned Yankees is playin' leapfrog again.


They's not very good at it, they keep gettin' stuck.
 
2014-03-12 05:16:47 PM  
I'm sure it is just those God fearing Born again evangelicals doing research to learn the identifying characteristics of homosexual conduct.
 
2014-03-12 05:17:24 PM  

unyon: Prey4reign: Looky Clem.  Them thar damned Yankees is playin' leapfrog again.

They's not very good at it, they keep gettin' stuck.


HAHAHA!
 
2014-03-12 05:19:08 PM  
It's for research purposes on how to spot homosexual behavior. Honest.
 
2014-03-12 05:23:00 PM  
Mississippi is number one?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-12 05:26:32 PM  
hypocritesayswhat?
 
2014-03-12 05:47:25 PM  

jaylectricity: I'm going to suppose it's because gays in the south have to get their action on the downlow, not that there are more gays there.


I think you got it on the nose. Huntsville where I live now only has one gay bar after the second closed for not paying taxes.
 
2014-03-12 05:48:21 PM  
We pulled terms and traffic to gay searches. We couldn't break down "lesbian" because we don't track our users on a micro-granular level (i.e., gender, sexual orientation, etc.). So for example, lesbian searches can account for, like, 40% of a city's searches, but 80% of those searchers may likely be men.
So to answer, it's a rundown of gay porn from male users.


I'm confused. Did they count lesbian porn or not?
 
2014-03-12 05:50:33 PM  

fusillade762: We pulled terms and traffic to gay searches. We couldn't break down "lesbian" because we don't track our users on a micro-granular level (i.e., gender, sexual orientation, etc.). So for example, lesbian searches can account for, like, 40% of a city's searches, but 80% of those searchers may likely be men.
So to answer, it's a rundown of gay porn from male users.

I'm confused. Did they count lesbian porn or not?


And now I'm wondering how much of the "gay" searches are just women who want to see two strong men pawing at each other.
 
2014-03-12 05:50:34 PM  

fusillade762: We pulled terms and traffic to gay searches. We couldn't break down "lesbian" because we don't track our users on a micro-granular level (i.e., gender, sexual orientation, etc.). So for example, lesbian searches can account for, like, 40% of a city's searches, but 80% of those searchers may likely be men.
So to answer, it's a rundown of gay porn from male users.

I'm confused. Did they count lesbian porn or not?


"So to answer, it's a rundown of gay porn from male users."

it seems not.
 
2014-03-12 06:04:09 PM  
If you're straight and southern you just want to make sure you really, really know what gay sex is so that you don't ever accidentally do it.
 
2014-03-12 06:06:58 PM  

fusillade762: We pulled terms and traffic to gay searches. We couldn't break down "lesbian" because we don't track our users on a micro-granular level (i.e., gender, sexual orientation, etc.). So for example, lesbian searches can account for, like, 40% of a city's searches, but 80% of those searchers may likely be men.
So to answer, it's a rundown of gay porn from male users.

I'm confused. Did they count lesbian porn or not?


Lesbian porn never counts, not even to lesbians.
 
2014-03-12 06:13:36 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
What, is the Delmarva Peninsula no longer part of the United States? And where are Alaska and Hawaii? Did the District of Columbia not warrant a number? (then again Congress would probably skew the numbers for DC...)
 
2014-03-12 06:16:52 PM  
We got more blacks, more Mexicans, and more gays than our northern counterparts, but we're the ones that need to work on diversity. Right
 
2014-03-12 06:18:18 PM  
They enjoy some butt hitchin after they do their lynchin.
 
2014-03-12 06:19:04 PM  
It use to be called, "Family Picture Albums".
 
2014-03-12 06:20:03 PM  
In fairness, the South includes both New Orleans and Key West, so that's gonna skew the numbers up a little bit.  Plus it includes Texas, and we all know that steers can't use computers, so that really ups the numbers for that state.
 
2014-03-12 06:20:56 PM  
We couldn't break down "lesbian" because we don't track our users on a micro-granular level (i.e., gender, sexual orientation, etc.). So for example, lesbian searches can account for, like, 40% of a city's searches, but 80% of those searchers may likely be men.

So basically it's a bunch of men watching lesbian porn, no real surprise there.
 
2014-03-12 06:22:28 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: We got more blacks, more Mexicans, and more gays than our northern counterparts, but we're the ones that need to work on diversity. Right


No, work on the stupidity.
 
2014-03-12 06:23:28 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Mississippi is number one?


Yeah, really funny. Holy crap!
 
2014-03-12 06:24:53 PM  
Wait...is it "more gay" porn or "gayer" porn?
 
2014-03-12 06:25:15 PM  
Hawaii? There may be a surprise under that grass skirt.
 
2014-03-12 06:25:15 PM  

ReapTheChaos: So basically it's a bunch of men watching lesbian porn, no real surprise there.


no, what they are saying is that they don't count lesbian porn as 'gay' porn because too many straight men watch lesbian porn and they don't collect enough data to differentiate how many watchers of lesbian porn are lesbian women and how many are straight men watching two chicks.

the real presumption is that straight men and women do not also watch gay male porn, which may or may not be correct.
 
2014-03-12 06:26:24 PM  
YAOI- man on man porn usually made for women's enjoyment
YURI- Woman on woman porn usually made for men's enjoyment

Both are Gay porn. I didn't read the article, but something here tells me that there's a bunch of red-blooded heteros who are watching the opposite sex be gay for the titillation of the thought that they may one day be invited to such a gathering.
 
2014-03-12 06:27:02 PM  

tlchwi02: ReapTheChaos: So basically it's a bunch of men watching lesbian porn, no real surprise there.

no, what they are saying is that they don't count lesbian porn as 'gay' porn because too many straight men watch lesbian porn and they don't collect enough data to differentiate how many watchers of lesbian porn are lesbian women and how many are straight men watching two chicks.

the real presumption is that straight men and women do not also watch gay male porn, which may or may not be correct.


Lot of straight women watch gay porn.
 
2014-03-12 06:27:32 PM  

AirForceVet: jaylectricity: I'm going to suppose it's because gays in the south have to get their action on the downlow, not that there are more gays there.

I think you got it on the nose. Huntsville where I live now only has one gay bar after the second closed for not paying taxes.


Nope there's two. Vieux Carré and Partners
 
2014-03-12 06:28:24 PM  
I have a mental image of a couple of guys in bib overalls corn-holing each other behind the corn crib after drinking corn mash and set to the musical accompaniment of "Duelling Banjos".

/gonna squeal like a pig, boah
//better than the two gay Irishmen, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
 
2014-03-12 06:31:16 PM  
Love Pornhub.

I don't have the direct link handy but the best video(heterosexual) I saw on there is a blonde who gets busy in a field and a dressing room. Search for: blonde dressing room. You'll know you've got the right one if it starts with a couple in a car ride.

You will not be disappointed.
 
2014-03-12 06:31:19 PM  

tlars699: YAOI- man on man porn usually made for women's enjoyment


I don't think the characters in yaoi can be considered men
 
2014-03-12 06:31:30 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: We got more blacks, more Mexicans, and more gays than our northern counterparts, but we're the ones that need to work on diversity. Right


When southern states work to repeal or undo civil voting rights, and when an entire continental region is known for its homophobic traits and hate crimes? Yeah. Yeah it does.

/Everywhere/ needs to work on improving diversity, gender, race, and sexual orientation tolerances. Some areas just have further to go than others.

If you're one of the many (including in the region) who don't consider someone less than (x) because of the color of their skin, the bits they were born with between their legs, or the gender of people they choose to sleep with, then props to you and keep up the good fight.
 
2014-03-12 06:31:38 PM  
The most repressed are also the most perverted.
 
2014-03-12 06:31:45 PM  

Cyberluddite: In fairness, the South includes both New Orleans and Key West, so that's gonna skew the numbers up a little bit.  Plus it includes Texas, and we all know that steers can't use computers, so that really ups the numbers for that state.


You forgot Atlanta.
 
2014-03-12 06:32:17 PM  
Don't misunderstand my previous post.  Actually, I'm very tolerant of gays and southerners.  Got the gay Irishmen joke from one of my GLBT acquaintances...
 
2014-03-12 06:32:45 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: tlars699: YAOI- man on man porn usually made for women's enjoyment

I don't think the characters in yaoi can be considered men


Magical love gentlemen.
 
2014-03-12 06:33:33 PM  
Like the hot pink graphs, lol.
 
2014-03-12 06:33:42 PM  
Given that the choice is "stay home and fap" or "go outside and risk ostracization, violence, or even death", I'm not surprised.
 
2014-03-12 06:33:44 PM  
Soooong, Song of the South.
Unzip your flys and we'll open our mouths
/nttawwt
 
2014-03-12 06:34:48 PM  
Am I in before Deliverence Hillbillies?
 
2014-03-12 06:35:25 PM  
The South shall rise again. Unless it's a bottom. And there's nothing wrong with that.
 
2014-03-12 06:35:44 PM  
Funny, true story: Shemale porn is both ridiculously common and popular and is considered a straight genre. It's not something gay men are interested in seeing but if you look on a "tube" or torrent site it'll be all over the place.

That's counter intuitive to almost everyone who isn't a regular porn consumer but it's definitely out there and part of the landscape.
 
2014-03-12 06:35:54 PM  

jaylectricity: I'm going to suppose it's because gays in the south have to get their action on the downlow, not that there are more gays there.


This. If you live in a place that is accepting of the lifestyle, you'll have plenty of venues to go out and just get what you want.

There's a business in Berkeley called "SteamWorks," out by the frontage road along I-80. My friend and I used to bike past it all the time and conjecture what it was. She thought it was a cleaning service. I guessed that it had to do with hobbyist steam engines.

We were both wrong. It's a bathhouse. And considering all of the high-end cars parked around it any time of day, I'm guessing business is good.
 
2014-03-12 06:39:18 PM  
I know a few women that like gay solo porn (me included). Those guys are smokin' hot.
 
2014-03-12 06:39:32 PM  
Shoo! Go away Buzzfeed!
 
2014-03-12 06:39:41 PM  

jaylectricity: I'm going to suppose it's because gays in the south have to get their action on the downlow, not that there are more gays there.


Check out Small Town Gaybar on Netflix. It's a fascinating look at what it is to be gay and socialize openly in the rural south.
 
2014-03-12 06:40:49 PM  

likefunbutnot: Funny, true story: Shemale porn is both ridiculously common and popular and is considered a straight genre. It's not something gay men are interested in seeing but if you look on a "tube" or torrent site it'll be all over the place.

That's counter intuitive to almost everyone who isn't a regular porn consumer but it's definitely out there and part of the landscape.


It's gone too mainstream.  It's like the local band finally making it big: You're happy that they found success, but their heart just isn't in it any more. It's just so soulless. Where is the magic?
 
2014-03-12 06:44:46 PM  

freetomato: I know a few women that like gay solo porn (me included). Those guys are smokin' hot.


That's not gay porn then. That's just a guy on camera. That's no more gay than a woman masturbating would be considered lesbian.

...or am I missing something?
 
2014-03-12 06:45:45 PM  

likefunbutnot: Funny, true story: Shemale porn is both ridiculously common and popular and is considered a straight genre. It's not something gay men are interested in seeing but if you look on a "tube" or torrent site it'll be all over the place.

That's counter intuitive to almost everyone who isn't a regular porn consumer but it's definitely out there and part of the landscape.


As a bi trans woman that's true. Gay men aren't attracted to me but lot's of bi and straight men are.
 
2014-03-12 06:45:59 PM  
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