Dinki: [www.bionicdisco.com image 500x326]RIP Juan Epstein
RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 493x1014]
Outtaphase: I used to get notices constantly, until I learned 2 words - jury nullification. I haven't been called since, and I doubt if I'm even in the system anymore. The thing is, I didn't bring it up as an excuse to get out. The prosecutor asked me about it indirectly, and I just told him what I honestly believe. He was red in the face, the defense attorney was smirking, and the judge was face palming, but I was free to leave.
IlGreven: See, I don't mind jury duty...and I'm for jury nullification. Naturally, the prosecuting attorney will never hear that from me, and he'll wonder why he lost his clear cut case...
Lot_Lizard: Not to be a stickler, but shouldn't that be Epstein's MOTHER?/former Sweathog fan//love me some Freddy Boom Boom Washington!
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