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(SFGate)   Facebook HQ locked down by cops after unsubstantiated bomb threat, was just a 'Lone Ranger' DVD   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 27
    More: Strange, DVD, Facebook, bomb threat, San Francisco Police Department, Menlo Park, emergency plan  
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2014-03-12 04:32:23 PM  
Well..it was in fact a bomb
 
2014-03-12 04:33:05 PM  
Since Facebook has a "zero tolerance" policy for so many things, it's interesting to see them get a taste of their own medicine.

Fortunately, someone thought of the children.
 
2014-03-12 04:40:20 PM  
Oh, no. I hope Sheryl "leans in" and "bans bossy."
 
gja
2014-03-12 04:40:49 PM  
Let's all ship copies of Ishtar to them. Can't think of a bigger bomb than that.
 
2014-03-12 04:43:53 PM  
If there's multiple copies, would that make them the "Lone Rangers"?
 
2014-03-12 04:47:16 PM  

JohnCarter: Well..it was in fact a bomb


Done in 1
 
2014-03-12 04:47:31 PM  
I guess we know what the Friendster people have been up to lately.
 
2014-03-12 04:47:43 PM  
The bomb in question:
www.lunatim.com
 
2014-03-12 04:47:46 PM  
Damn that is a big HQ. What does fark have? A basement room in Drew's house half filled with beer cans?
 
2014-03-12 04:49:16 PM  
Is it safe to look at a Facebook page yet, or could the computer still explode?
 
2014-03-12 04:52:02 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Damn that is a big HQ. What does fark have? A basement room in Drew's house half filled with beer cans?


Only half?
 
2014-03-12 04:53:28 PM  
Facebook bought MySpace?
 
2014-03-12 05:06:32 PM  
The caller was probably just some Yahoo.
 
2014-03-12 05:07:03 PM  
LIKE
 
2014-03-12 05:10:12 PM  

author1701: justanotherfarkinfarker: Damn that is a big HQ. What does fark have? A basement room in Drew's house half filled with beer cans?

Only half?


Bottom half, the servers. Top half, beer cans.
 
2014-03-12 05:13:22 PM  
GOOD
 
2014-03-12 05:13:51 PM  

JohnCarter: Well..it was in fact a bomb


Over in one.
 
2014-03-12 05:16:08 PM  
FTFA: "Facebook soon will have its own full-time sworn police officer at a substation near its campus, funded by the company at a cost of $200,000  a year for three years. "

How much you wanna bet that soon after that they start lobbying to reduce their taxes to save on the cost of police for the rest of Menlo Park.  "Fark you, we got ours"
 
2014-03-12 05:20:02 PM  
Thank you masked man
 
2014-03-12 05:23:55 PM  

JohnCarter: Well..it was in fact a bomb


An appropriate handle too.
 
2014-03-12 05:27:45 PM  

JohnCarter: Well..it was in fact a bomb


Thanks for the information Rothlisburger.
 
2014-03-12 05:28:45 PM  
Good thing it wasn't Gigli.  The death toll would be bigger than 9/11
 
2014-03-12 05:31:24 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-12 06:16:34 PM  

hlehmann: FTFA: "Facebook soon will have its own full-time sworn police officer at a substation near its campus, funded by the company at a cost of $200,000  a year for three years. "

How much you wanna bet that soon after that they start lobbying to reduce their taxes to save on the cost of police for the rest of Menlo Park.  "Fark you, we got ours"


To be fair to Facebook, their headquarters is an awfully long way from the Starbucks on Santa Cruz. Response time must be unbearably long.
 
2014-03-12 08:34:27 PM  
I enjoyed the movie. It was a fun, action packed, family friendly flick. I never understood all the negative reviews.
 
2014-03-12 09:28:03 PM  
When they said "bomb" they were just referring to the 200,000 unsold copies of "Lean In" in the Facebook basement...
 
2014-03-12 11:56:50 PM  
wait, cops make 70k a year?
 
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