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(UPI)   Chinese woman awaiting trial for hacking husband's penis returns to finish the job   (upi.com) divider line 36
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2014-03-12 02:09:10 PM
"So was he all pissed off?"

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2014-03-12 02:16:24 PM
Did she get root?  I'll bet the password was "password," wasn't it?
 
2014-03-12 02:20:55 PM
Give her an inch and she'll take a few more inches.
 
2014-03-12 02:30:08 PM
Zhang was released on bail and returned home to look after her husband and children.


and there's the problem.
 
2014-03-12 02:37:54 PM
do not GIS for "acid burn".  Apparently Google associates that more with the actual thing than with the movie character.
 
2014-03-12 02:49:31 PM
Scissors? Nope. Noooooooooope. nope nope nope
 
2014-03-12 02:51:41 PM

serial_crusher: do not GIS for "acid burn".  Apparently Google associates that more with the actual thing than with the movie character.


Sorry, a topless 19 year old Angelina Jolie is more interesting than whatever else "acid burn" means.
 
2014-03-12 02:58:39 PM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-03-12 02:59:25 PM
Sounds like he needs to improve his security structure.
 
2014-03-12 03:00:11 PM

lockers: Scissors? Nope. Noooooooooope. nope nope nope


img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-03-12 03:01:20 PM
Re peter?
 
2014-03-12 03:01:54 PM
odorunara.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-12 03:06:07 PM
Now his Dong Z'hang Lo no mo'.
 
2014-03-12 03:06:10 PM
As Michael Jackson once said to Lorena:

Silly Bobbitt. Dix are for kids
 
2014-03-12 03:06:17 PM
Wow- talk about the internet of things.
 
2014-03-12 03:07:59 PM
Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice...
 
2014-03-12 03:09:36 PM
www.freepasswordmanager.com
/PENIS
 
2014-03-12 03:16:16 PM
Somehow Mou was able to forgive her. "I still love my wife," he said.

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-12 03:16:42 PM
*slowly crosses legs*
 
2014-03-12 03:17:08 PM

special20: /PENIS


I ever there were two words that should never come together...
 
2014-03-12 03:20:55 PM

offmymeds: Somehow Mou was able to forgive her. "I still love my wife," he said.



That's the mentality of a battered spouse right there.
 
2014-03-12 03:23:23 PM
She has balls.
 
2014-03-12 03:32:19 PM
oh god!  Why did I read that?
 
2014-03-12 03:32:55 PM

offmymeds: Somehow Mou was able to forgive her. "I still love my wife," he said.

[i1136.photobucket.com image 304x344]



♫ If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me...♫
 
2014-03-12 03:37:46 PM
NEVER PISS OFF A CHINESE CHICK.

/SERIOUSLY, DON'T
 
2014-03-12 04:07:41 PM
And I bet she wonders why he wanted a divorce.
 
2014-03-12 04:12:51 PM
Somehow Mou was able to forgive her. "I still love my wife," he said. "She was 16 years old just like me, and gave me two sons."

Good lord. It's time to let go, man. There aren't enough endangered species penises in the world to fix this
 
2014-03-12 04:14:40 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Somehow Mou was able to forgive her. "I still love my wife," he said. "She was 16 years old just like me, and gave me two sons."

Good lord. It's time to let go, man. There aren't enough endangered species penises in the world to fix this


By the same token, once your penis has been flushed, let it go, cause man, it's gone.   Why bother marrying someone else at that point?  He had a sure fire argument winner for the rest of their lives, after all.
 
2014-03-12 04:44:42 PM
Well look on the bright side.
 
2014-03-12 04:45:39 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Well look on the bright side.


Sorry....

Meant to add, at least now he doesn't have anything left to stick in crazy.
 
2014-03-12 04:56:28 PM
Why would this be a problem in China?  At least he wouldn't be able to reproduce anymore.
 
2014-03-12 05:06:44 PM
Well you know what they say... Cut my penis off once, shame on you.  Cut my penis off twice, shame on me.
 
2014-03-12 05:39:40 PM

SlothB77: Zhang was released on bail and returned home to look after her husband and children.


and there's the problem.


And we're done. If you're dumb enough to let a woman who had just hacked off half of your penis with scissors back into the house with a smile and a nod, well, you deserve to have the rest of your meat & two veg sitting in the dirt, emancipated from your dumb self.
 
2014-03-12 07:16:51 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-12 09:29:58 PM
img.fark.net

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-03-13 08:34:17 AM
Return to finish the job? Giggity?
 
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